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  • The rebuttal was funnier

  • "Do you guys know why Jesus got laid so much? Because he was hung like this" I think that was his joke

  • funny ass joke

  • That was funny xD ''You're gonna lose and go to hell''

  • the audience-he he he.....awkward

  • Can someone translate? All I understood was "You know why Jesus ----- so much? ----- ------ ----- like this"

  • @tryandlisten "You know why jesus gets laid so much? you would to if you were hung like this."

  • @ryan9169 thanks for that dude

  • @tryandlisten No problem

  • lol the guy's joke at the end was way funnier

  • Well, I'm a christian, I believe that Yeshua is the Messiah, the only way to God, but I can't find this joke to be that offensive. I've heard worse jokes and statements about Jesus. But the guy coming afterwards should be more careful what he's saying, because even if he probably was joking in that "go to hell" thing, it was more or less condemning and cursing statement...

  • @wasara85 holy crap, that is so true!

  • heres a tip watch the video before you write the title.

  • The joke was terrible but it didn't go bad, moron.

  • what did he even say, he talks so fucking fast

  • what did he even say he talks so fucking fast

  • yep everybody laughs the compere even hits a cheeky line their is no wrong

  • I like Jesus a whole lot more more than stand up comics.

    

  • @posthastey i take it you like people you can't see.

  • You're gonna lose and go to hell... HAHAHA THATS FKING HILARIOUS!! Loved the vid!

  • lol @ people trying to convert christians to atheisim

  • Heheheheoinkheoinkheoinkhehehe­he XD

  • @podivan22 only you would think that is funny faggot

  • That joke was offensive?? LOL, I've worked at comedy clubs around DC.. I've heard jokes 100000000X more offensive to that, and no they didn't boo him off the stage.

  • LMAO!!!

  • That joke seemed to get a mix of legit laughter and light-hearted, if not altogether fake booing.

  • Atheist comedy for you. Mention "Jesus" get cheap laughs. Even a chimp can be more creative than them.

  • @tadm123 oh yea? what's some good christian comedy? aside from stupid PC jokes on your poorly funded network shows and doing the same thing but toward other cultures and religions?

  • @Xslayer314 lol christian comedy? I don't think that even exists as a branch.

    I'm just saying , this is not funny and im not being biased. So you gotta laugh at all atheist jokes because you're atheist yourself? I'm christian and I enjoy good comedy in general.

  • @tadm123 1) I'm not an athiest, 2) why would you jump to the conclusion that this guy is an athiest because he makes a joke about jesus? There are plenty of mainstream relgions that don't worship him, 3) stop pretending that you a) have good comedic tastes (you're a christian), and b) that you're smarter than athiests (saying a chimp can be more creative) because once again: you're christian

  • @Xslayer314 christians are naturally less funny and dumber than atheists? rofl, talk about jumping into conclusions eh. I'm not saying atheits or christians are funnier than each other or etc. Im just saying this joke in particular 'wasn't' that funny, not because it was offensive, because it isn't funny.

  • @Xslayer314 Wow...you're a real life dick. Like the ones that hang between men's legs? You're a dick.

  • @Xslayer314 You just nailed the very image of christian comedy I had in my head lol.

  • @nonicknamekid2010 what's that? You subconsciously becoming uncomfortable and running out of rebuttals and hoping I don't notice by nervously laughing at your own stupid quips? christian comedy: christians sugar-coating their ignorance with forced 'wonder and awe' at things they aren't familiar/don't agree with in society and relying on their own circle for support about the so-called 'phenomena'

  • @nonicknamekid2010 Umm what the fuck are you talking about running out of rebuttals, this is the first thing I've said on this video and I was agreeing with you, all christian entertainment is garbage and so is the religion. People that just like to argue are garbage too, douche bag.

  • @tadm123 Yeah I'm christian myself and I'm pretty open minded. I'm not offended I just don't think it was funny

  • what did he say

  • not really offensive, just offensively unfunny

  • he never got boo`ed, he just got alot of shocked reactions

  • Jesus was black and All religion is fake. Fact.

  • @Musicdudeyoutub haha. That's the loving Christian attitude!. asshole

  • @Musicdudeyoutub

    jesus was a faggot who took cock up his ass

    what now

  • what is the joke? ive played it a million times and i still dont know lol

  • I could only make out 70% of what he said. What did he say? Do yoyu know why jesus hung so much? Because he hung like this??

  • Iam a part Christian I made my confo but know I don't really believe in god anymore, anyway I was not offended plus why is it a Jesus joke gone bad? Nothing happened

  • I am a christian and wasn't offended, but didn't think it was funny either. The guy after him made the funniest comment of the night. And since people are hating on religion, i guess i will hate on people who dont have a religion so i can try to fit in. FUCK YOU ATHEISM is STUPID it STARTS WARZ AND STUFF HARDY HAR HARRRR. People start shit, not belief preferences, dumb dick heads.

  • @kelman221 since when has a war been started over atheism

  • @956crazyman19 Religion is an excuse, people start war for greed and power. the only people who truly start war over religion are either brainwashed are psychotic. If you think anything other than that then you are naive.

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  • @heatbucspies55 I like how your comment was removed, apparently people dont like the fact that they have no excuse or something to blame their actions on, oh well.

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  • We love you jesus and he should pay for what he said

  • @darkanglealover66223

    shut the fuck up... damn jesus freak

  • @lawnprinter300 shut the fuck where did you come from ya bitch get a fucking life and stop reply to people you dont know pussy and go to hell cuz thats where your goin in about 3 years

  • @darkanglealo

    u prolly got raped by ur priest u faggot

  • @lawnprinter300 get a life,  trolls like you are the reason why this world is fucked up, people like you should just drop dead ya cunt. By the way getting raped by your mom doesnt mean you got laid ya fuckin loser

  • @lawnprinter300

    you medicaid mother fucker! If you looked for a job as hard as you looked for your next bag of weed maybe you would not be such a worthless fuck!!!!

  • @thebluefus thank you so much!!

  • Jesus saves.............Christ is Lord!

  • The guy who posted this is a dickhead.....

  • that was actually kind of funny

  • lol that guy looks and sounds like dane cook

  • Cue atheist trolling saga

  • couldnt hear him what did he say

  • fuckin dumb asses dont know shit fuck you all show some respect

  • @33VICTORIO shut it you fuckin joho, the bible is nothing more than the worlds best selling book and you cant ask for respect after telling everyone to fuck off. people are starting to see that religon was nothing more than a means of mass control. give it 100 years and religon will die, science rules, Nigel.

  • @NegativeNigel You nailed that better than the jews nailed jesus to the cross. lawls.

  • i dont get it

  • fuck church

  • Fuck jesus

  • @canbuyu Fuck you

  • I am Christian and I found that rather clever, I hate sensitive people...

  • yeah, this is dumb. i just wasted 28 seconds of my life that i'll never get back!

  • @deathdayparty2 Boo hoo, go complain to god about how short life is, typing this comment took an extra fucking couple of seconds of your life too. Nobuddy makeh u watch tis

  • I think the titles wrong

  • LMFAO

  • and I didnt hear any booing

    all I heard was some people giggling and some people doing that "that was kinda good but kinda bad" groan.

  • I thought it was pretty clever

  • sensitive fucks.

  • Actually, that sounded like it went pretty good.

  • that's kinda mean... :O

  • Only christian moron imbesile lowlife "humans" doesn't think that's somewhat funny :)

  • @podivan22 im christian and laughed

  • @podivan22 haha im christian and yes that actually funny

  • @podivan22 imbesile huh?

  • @podivan22 I just don't understand the relevance. What does "Hanging like that" have to do with getting laid?

  • @Prozach72 being "hung like this" can have a dual meaning ya know. he was implying that jesus' dick was as long as his arm span

  • @podivan22 Lol watch what you say, regardless of who you're making fun of, some people take things very seriously.

  • @sodapop554 yeah I know, some people should definitely be locked up in mental institutions - I mean, talking to holy ghosts and shit, that's just freaky. SHIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET

  • @podivan22 -face palm-

  • i dont get it .-.

  • ...lol went bad? i thought that was damn brilliant. hah.

  • this bitch needs to DIE!

  • nigguh u going to hell...

  • Well see you on the last judgement..

  • @ericsantiago011 When you realise no one is judging you but yourself?

  • @ericsantiago011

    You mean the last judgement that will never happen? Keep dreaming, you delusional Christian...

  • @SpreadingTruth4111 if you reading bible and be sensitive on what is happening now in out world you will see that Bible and God is real....you know the gulf war???that was written in the bible in prophecy..and now it happen right...and the oil that burn by (president of iraq before during the war) that was in prophecy before in bible..and many2 more...sorry im not good in english

  • @ericsantiago011

    Any moron can predict that war is going to happen. We as a species have war all the time. Predicting war is like predicting that 1000 years from now people will have lunch. That is not proof.

  • This went horribly right.

  • Did he get that joke off the internet?

  • I loved it!

  • u wont be tellin that joke when ur burning. u piece of shit.

  • @ROBNELSON93 Doesn't that sound a bit extreme?

  • @ROBNELSON93 Good thing religion is just a man-made fairy tale used to control minds and gain power. Religion is such a mind poison. If they made an atheist joke, I'm sure no one would have cared. Bias pricks...

  • @KeshnerfFilms i'm not even religious fag. it's just offensive to say dumb things about other peoples way of life. ignorant prick. #homo

  • @ROBNELSON93 And telling someone they will be burning in Hell isn't offensive. By the way, make fun of Atheism all you want. I'm sure our God (ironically speaking) won't mind. And, hes not making fun of a way of life, hes making fun of a religious prophet. Why should you respect anything that you know doesn't exist?

  • @KeshnerfFilms you missed the whole fucking point. reread what i said and try with that stupid little head to interpret the way it was supposed to be.

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  • @ROBNELSON93 OK OK! Your saying that your not a religious. (This is irrelevant and utterly pointless.), your stating that it is offensive to to say things considered majorly below the average IQ level, in which "u piece of shit" qualifies, and just adding to that, calling me multiple derogatory terms for a homosexual and meaning them negatively, then saying it is "dumb" to say offensive things about another's way of life makes your a hypocrite.

  • @KeshnerfFilms EXACTLY!!!! you finally get the point. or do you? here is my point.... you are a FAGGOT ASS BITCH who needs to stop nerd raging on this comment thread just because you've got nothing better to do. good fight. oh yeah and in my "religion" it's not offensive to call gay people fags.

  • @ROBNELSON93

    1. "faggot ass bitch" in all caps is considered raging.

    2. I have no life, but you somehow have the time to post as much as me, and as frequent.

    3. In your religion? Didn't you just say your not religious?

    4. It doesn't say in any mainstream religions to not mock homosexuals. It states you must kill them.

  • @KeshnerfFilms so i should just kill you then. and by the way i am God.

  • @ROBNELSON93 Claiming someone is a homosexual is different then them being a homosexual, and no you shouldn't kill someone no matter what their sexual preference. And now that you are telling me that you are God, I'm starting to think your either a very bad debater, or a genuine troll.

  • @KeshnerfFilms i dont always herp, but when i herp i derp. stay raging my friend.

  • @ROBNELSON93 knob

    

  • @garethirv I don't get it?

  • @ROBNELSON93 erm.....sorry mate but i think i sent the knob quip to the wrong guy...in fact im not sur who i was aiming that at reading back through it! anyway, what was the punchline to the joke as the audio is crap on my pc!

  • @ROBNELSON93 trolololololol

  • America is one big joke. Fuck you America. Read my comment, take it in

  • @joemojoemo1

    you probably hate america because you pay too much attention to stereotypes and or watch too many cartoons...

  • @joemojoemo1 umad?

  • Really? Aww for something they can not prove happened? That would be like being offended by a Mickey Mouse joke. I seriously doubt humanity.

  • briliant joke

  • I hear a lot of laughing for a guy "getting booed off stage." Anyways, can you people who are arguing about religion please go back to holding signs on street corners? Then at least you have the possibility of getting hit by a bus or something.

  • FAIL

    

  • an atheist in the back must have been laughing his but off

  • Not offense, just hack to the extreme.

  • Sucks to suck.

  • LOL! epic fucking fail!

  • pray for this idiot, one day he's going to need Jesus

  • would they react that bad if he made a joke about the lord of the rings??

  • @virginmaryspimp first im sorry i am not a grammer/spelling teacher. second evolution does not disprove God, it just disproves the bible which i clearly stated that not every word in is it true. And last i think it would be a positive assumption to believe that your an asshole

  • Jesus isn't real so no idea why people got so worked up over that joke?

  • @roffleburgers haha you serious?

  • @roffleburgers no, Jesus is quite obviosly real there is more evidence for that then there is for Juile Ceasar. The question is weather he was actually the son of God or wheather he had the ability to perform miricals

  • @DAYDREAMER6677 Why is it that none of you Jesus-freaks can spell right? Maybe if you all went and got a little bit of a formal education you wouldn't so blindly defend such an irrational belief... AND your spelling would be more precise. Open your mind to logic and reason, learn to accept that your belief system might be wrong. At least LISTEN to others theory's and ideas.

  • @FryGuy1440 DId you even read my comment? Firstly Im not even christian. I just know that their was a person called Jesus at that time that told people stories. However I don't believe that he could perform miricals or was the son of god. And yes I do listen to other theroies thank you and I believe in the big bang. So next time dont be so ignorant and jump to conclusions. ANd on the spelling thing, who cares!?? its youtube not a fucking English exam.

  • @DAYDREAMER6677 Were you alive 2000 years ago? No, you weren't. So you don't know. Idiot. And YouTube has even implemented a spell check script so I have no idea how you can't spell right. The little red zigzag under the words notifies you that you have spelled a word incorrectly. At least try to look intelligent if you are going to argue.

  • @FryGuy1440 Its ironic how you question my intelligence and yet have nothing but a simple minded argument. Of course I wasnt alive, but there is clear evidence that Jesus excisted! And actually I dont have that spell check thing on my internet server. So your the one who should try to think of a decent argument instead of banking on spelling. Idiot.

  • @DAYDREAMER6677 Don't waste your time with that moron, I killed him using his own argument that he used against you (Spelling/Education). There are many retards like FryGuy1440 on Youtube, just find their stupidity and you're in the clear. Basically what I just did with him right now. Have a nice day :)

  • @FryGuy1440 "At least LISTEN to others theory's and ideas." - LMAO, hey atheist, you talk about formal education and Jesus-freaks not being able to spell right yet your comment should have said the following - "At least LISTEN to others' THEORIES and ideas". Nice job xD!

    PS: I go to college, get good grades and I believe in God. ALSO, I just corrected your idiocy. I thank God for all of this :)

  • @FitchMoose92 Congratulations. You found one minor imperfection in my comment, which is acceptable considering no person is perfect. Compare it to the other guy's comment which was ridden with spelling and grammar errors and I think we find a bit of differentiation.

    By the way, I'm no atheist.

  • @FryGuy1440 That wasn't a minor imperfection, that was obviously you presuming that the correct word to use in your comment was "theroy's", just like when someone misuses their and there or you're and your, nice attempt at a cover-up on your part. You're not an atheist? Okay then, I'll believe that. However, you say "open your mind to logic and reason", is it logical and reasonable to lump up ALL "Jesus-Freaks" as idiots who can't spell and idiots who don't get an education?

  • @FitchMoose92 Dude, I'm tired of arguing this. I probably shouldn't have used the term "Jesus-Freaks" but oh well. I think my point can be seen. I'm not going to reply to any more posts. You are going to see things your way as I will mine.

  • @roffleburgers

    dude, just fucking leave religion out of this for fucks sakes...

  • Sounds like dane cook!

    Just as funny too.

    

  • YOU GON LOSE AND GO TO HELL!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

  • your going to lose and go to hell my favorite part lol!!!!

  • " your going to lose and go to hell..." that can't get any truer freaking antichrist.

  • Lol!

  • It's always good to use a street joke in a "Tell your own joke" contest.

  • know wy jesus sleep so much.... whhaaaaaatt????

  • Christians are retarded and holding us back as a species.

  • thats an old joke

  • that guy is an idiot!

  • WHY ARE PEOPLE ARGUING ABOUT THIS, IT'S JUST A FUCKING JOKE, GET A LIFE

  • @assdoooouuutttt

    Exactly...

    It's always on youtube when people always bag out religions cause they haven't got the guts to face someone genuine.

  • @Trenasist LOL, subtley insinuating you would commit violence against someone who disagrees with you is such a Christian practice. Christianity has such a rich tradition of that. Great job and way to ask yourself "WWJD?" dipshit.

  • @tada455

    Look at yourself... You're desperate to insult someone you've never met cause of their beliefs.

    Just like every other proud idiot.

    Why should I bother with this.........

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  • @Trenasist There's no desperation in pointing out the glaring hypocrisy you're exhibiting. In fact I would say you're projecting. What's more desperate than threatening violence on youtube when your flimsy belief system isn't holding up? Exactly. Take a look at yourself chump.

  • @Trenasist dude dont even bother, ppl like this are annoying as hell and its just not even worth the arguement, its probably some fatass biker or some alcoholic washed up boxer thinking they no everything in the world and post random shit on every video that has the word jesus

  • @rcoldandgold Yeah, people that use logical arguments to support thier position are annoying. Especially when your position is flimsy at best and you happen to be a retard who doesn't know the difference between "no" and "know".

  • @rcoldandgold

    Thanks bro, you're spot on there, and I won't.

    I thought i'd never see the end of this rubbish..

    O well, have a good one dude! ;)

  • @IAMNOTAHUMANINC How can one show strength if he/she stands for nothing?

    The power behind faith is the most powerful thing someone could ever have. It genuinely gives them more than the world alone at their feet. I'm not here to lecture or rebuke you to put something in your mind that wouldn't connect with the purpose but to coincide you with freedom and greatness within.

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  • does he say u know why jesus gets laid so much whaaaa??

  • it's bad because it isnt his joke, its from another viral video

  • @thesunstartstoset It's much older than that. I remember telling that one in elementary school (late 80's).

  • Too soon!

  • Sounds like dane cook

  • howcome comedians never do jokes about Jews killing Jesus?

    Do Jews really own all the Comedy clubs? lol

  • lol not a bad joke... Not awesome, but not terrible