***IPAD GIVEAWAY***CLOSED***WINNER ON THIS VID.

[1012maverick]

Something random uhhhhhhhhhh I LIKE POPTARTS AND TOOTSIS ROLLS AND DID YOU TAKE MY TOOTSIE ROLL.

[JanArdenuzer]

2011 isn't the end of the world till you give that I PAD

[GtaIVandNerfGuns]

@JanArdenuzer i already em to the the wınners

[tupayne]

ok a girl goes to sunday school theres a boy behind her so shes sleeping and the teacher asks who created the universe and the boy behind her pokes her in the butt and she screams god almighty and goes back to sleep and the teacher says good job 3 and final question question is teacher says what did eve say when they had there 24 child she didnt awnser the boy pokes her in the butt the girl says if you put that thing in side me one more time im gonna snap it in half

[BeesInTheCity]

dang it, i didn't win :(

[66felton1]

its gettyng hot in here take off all your clothus yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

[superdajokerz]

Yo mama so fat not even Dora can't explore her!

[superdajokerz]

Yo mama so fat she got arrested at the airport for ten pounds of crack!

[GtaIVandNerfGuns]

CONTEST CLOSE I WILL HAVE THE WINNERS NAME L8ER K???

[allywilson100]

lets get ripped!

nan please, were at a 2 year olds birthday party,

[tris145]

IIiii am a rabit squrail. I WANT MY COOKIES. Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa I'm screaming

[jbharvin]

Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

A: because chickens haven't evolved yet

[jbharvin]

You stink u make a poop

[YakkyDoodleDuck]

Do you wanna hug the pole?? It would hug you ... but ... it doesn't have arms.

[ImaTexasBoss]

Do you want to trade pants?

[bloco581]

dugly

[bloco581]

fugly

[bloco581]

MY NAME IS MICHAEL J CABOSE AND I HATE BABIES

[EkANNONMUSIC]

Drunk peoople wait for stoplights to turn yellow

High people wait for a stop sign to turn green LMAO! 

[vipashit]

Are taylor swifts songs all about one boy, or is she a slut?

[flyangel4111]

"In a stop light, green means go and yellow means yeild. In a banana, green means hold on, yellow means go ahead, and red means where the hell did you get that banana?"

[dalonte912]

we live in a age when pizza gets to your house before the police

[dalonte912]

a boss is like a diaper always on your ass and usually full of sh*t

[dalonte912]

if barbie isn't a slut then wy do people have to buy her boyfriends

[persil98]

my air freshener smells REALLY bad so does my dog

[kaylatiffany1]

What do you call a fish with two knees?

Two-knee fish. (Tuna Fish)

Get it??

[kaylatiffany1]

Something funny and/or random.

I win right?!?!?!

We just had to say that?! :P

[GreenLoloo]

lu lu lu ive got some apples.....

lu lu lu you've got some too...

[MrZlomek]

Why did Hitler kill himself?

The Jews sent him a gas bill!

[fireace213]

LLAMAS AND CARROTS SINGING HAPPY BIRTHDAY EATING SUSHI 0_o

[999orangejuice]

WHAT KIND OF BEES MAKE MILK?

BOOBIESSSSSSSSSSSS

[LuvAbleTruc]

If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button.

[LuvAbleTruc]

Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling.

[dmoy8610]

if i win i will pour horse radish on yur dick lick it off puke on Shaq jack slap chuck norris and anal oprah and every1 in the harry potter cast

[dmoy8610]

Whats the difference between a water bottle and puberty? The water bottle already hit him, Kid:Baby baby baby oooooh Dad:are u listening to justin bieer? Kid: no im watchin porn Dad: thank GOD! (im not racist i dont mean to affend any1) why is there no mexican olypic team? because all the mexicans who can swim run and jump are in America when a mexican hits a wall wat hits it first? The lawn mower How do u blind an asian person (im asian) dental floss

[salsadance999]

i want it so much ,when i want it so much i will either poop on my pants or eat my poop

[Isthmus999]

Chose me! Chose me!!! I've always wanted to have a backlit saucer!!!

[TheRoethliberger]

Chicken flavored applesauce

[CandyJamm]

YOU know whats difference between pee and soup? because, YOU could make soup out of pee. BUT you can NEVER pee soup!

<3xx

[kellykelly12121]

if polar bears could write they would all be left-handed

[sugarcandies101]

okay let me get things straight

i dont like pants

i dont like people who wear pants

thats why i invented this product

and u might be thinking "i like pants"

well thats fine

cuz u know who else liked pants?

hitler.

[017jasper]

I LIKE TURTLES!!!!

[hnubciyaj]

i just dropped my cup just then<<randomest

[SammantaM]

I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early.

[carolarol]

You're a horse. Yes it is just what you are! You are so horsed that your horse horses horseish home each day after the horses and cows and pigs .... they smell like horse and cow and pig and all other farmish animals wich BTW lives in farms........ together :O

random randomnesses randoms randomnessing for the most random comment :D there you go give me the ipad and i will random it all over the place and you know it :D

[LegendOfDarkToonLink]

I told my friend about the mliky way galaxy but he didnt listen so he like oooo I want the milky way bar! Oohh yeah I bang women everyday! None of us are gay! Get out of my way! So better get on ur knees and pray!! Go HEY! UR AN APPLE! NO REALLY IPAD IS AN APPLE! Hahah

[LegendOfDarkToonLink]

You why the chicken cross the road? To make a chicken sandwich!! You know who holds the world record of a person who waits the most in the world? The waiter! So I saw my friend's shoes and they look dirty so I was like "yo dude your shoes are dirty, did you wipe them with your ass?" I did this joke to my friend "your sister is STD, ur bro is HIV, and your mama in my PEN ( for penis )!

[slimshady4555]

i killed my ipod so you know i think i deserve this just saying

[Katieheartsvidoes]

I went mcDonald's bought some chicken sandwhiches to feed to the giraffes at the zoo :)

[Twad95]

do a giddy whop chop on a cowie ender in the dark whilst brushing your teeth!

[Everythingiphone3gs]

i <3 boobies

[buttercup4041]

i feel crappy

[ace7394]

My friend is so dumb, i bought a midnight milkyway bar and he says "I dare you to eat that at midnight"

[ObsessedWithCookies]

*Me and my mom driving trying to find somewhere to go*

Mom: Look what I found!

Me: *yells* TACOOOOOSSSSSSSS

Mom: ....No...safeway

Me: ............ Ohh..... O_o

[HarrietandBea]

Moo.

Sometimes, when i'm bored or just having a moment, i will just go up to a person and say 'MOO'.

I know i'm insane, but i just can't help it .. :) Lots of Love xxx Hope I win !!! xxx Bi Bi xxx

[TalkingwithTak]

you have 300 subscribers

[ellisfraser12]

Pop up pirates in my bath

Pop up pirate make me laugh

Pop up pirate starts with p

I love you do you love me

:$ lol I hope u laughed

[3030sonic]

(Funny barney song)

I hate you

you hate me

we're a happy

family

I shot barney in his fucking head

SORRY

KIDS

BUT BARNEY IS DEAD!

[lilMarScanless700]

well today my drunk dad yelled at my 2 dogs for being lazy bums and not having a job lmao !

[cardmaster412]

I just got kicked out of my local laser tag place and the police were called. Because apparently knifing someone to save ammo is not allowed!

[cardmaster412]

Crap, my 3 year old just figured out to open the fridge... I guess I gotta find another place to keep him!

[cardmaster412]

I don't wanna sound badass or anything but I play wii WITHOUT the wrist strap on!

[cardmaster412]

"hell no I call shotgun"

[FeLuvU1]

poop. thats it.

[BeesInTheCity]

Moo

[TheSpikey39]

I killed a rock.

[MrFlipsidecircus]

so um how do we know if we won

[MrFlipsidecircus]

Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling.

[MrFlipsidecircus]

some magicians can walk on water.

chuck norris can swim through land

[cutencgirl]

grapes :P

[hostestwinke]

I dream of a day where chickens can cross the road without being questioned about their motives

[connor2011minimega]

wonga

[connor2011minimega]

nooo

[steave4566]

I hate when I masterbait and clowns pop out my closet...

[jblover24698]

Hey! I peed today and my pee was in the shape of a poodle! Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahahahahahahaahahahahahahahah­ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah­ahahahaahahahahahahahhahahahaa­hhaahhaahhahahahahahahahaahhah­ahahha

[WW2Phan001]

@HanzLutzer30 ...lies!

[TheRandomNinja1]

hey im not rando- SALAD!

[allymlord622]

hi wanna know somethings about me?!?! I know u dooooooo 1. i love pickles 2. I wanna win 3. someone randomly asked me on the streeet if i was gay and asked everyone on the street 4.I wanna win 5.im sneezing at this moment 6. I wanna win 7. I had a dream that a hobo can up to me and licked me then became a dog 8. I have many dreams ABOUT HOBOS 9. I KISSED....... A HOBO and i liked it lol 10. I WANNA WIN 11. just had a childhood flash back my father is a a a HOBO?!??!?!?!

[xeli23x]

There are 375 million paralyzed apples in this world. Please donate to my foundation to save their lives!

[nonlose]

i am made of metal

[mpink1998]

-wacha doin!

-Eating choklate!

-wered you get it!

-doggy dropped it!

[HHT]

Perfect my friend...Perfect my mind!

[kianashae1]

onions make me cry and carrots make me feel wierd say this 10 times to make yourself discusted and dizzy side affects may include, DIZZYNESS, DROWZNYNESS,LACK OF SLEEP, OR EVEN LOSS OF APPETITE:)

[TheMiniDUDE101]

just eatin a bananna :|

[mombo789]

What did the bartender say when a Hispanic man, Black man, and a Asian man walked in? "GET OUT!"

[mombo789]

Brown chicken brown coww. There is a PINK cow(I think) right next to me...

And I don't think I'll be drinkin chocolate milk ever. This is why it's chocolate milk... A black man and a white cow slept togeather... WRONG. Well thts probably fine for them black people...

[mombo789]

I dislike cheese...

[KungFuMaster07]

Vagina Lover

[ItsIronicReally]

i said this at school: your mum is so fat her blood type is F-A-T

[ROROLOVESDARMON]

uh...pick me??!?! :)

[MrRader11]

You Must Be A Redneck If You recycle your own toilet paper

You hunt from your bedroom window.

You go to Goodwill to meet women.

Your dad walks you to school because you're in the same grade.

[halo2jeppe]

pringles ia a GOOD kind of chips did you know that??? hope i win :)

[Emolove5000]

I like chicken i also like the word chicken... Did u know chicken is a meat? If i get this ipad my screen savor will be chicken...

[1234lo1]

My mom said she has a penis what is a penis 8D 8-

[Moosewadmoosic]

sex is a sensation which is caused by a temptation when a guy sticks his location in another girl's destination to increase the population of the next generation. Do you get my explanation? Or do you need a demonstration?!?!?!?!

falafelroflwafflez

[dieglero]

Just... the iPad 1 is a revolution and it will always will be. I don't care about the iPad 2 at all, because it is just a box with some extra features. WE LIKE ORIGINAL!!!

[meo310]

i want ipad

[xeli23x]

There are 375 million paralyzed apples in the world. Please donate your iPad to save all of their lives. Thank You!

[hdgmfd33]

What the heck does hoep you win mean

[231Twix231]

i want i pad!!1

[Aaz1523]

Ok so I am talking to this older dude and he is like hey and I am like hi he says hey want to talk about family so I am like "umm ok" and the he starts telling me about how much his kids love sports I am like "cool" then he says what are your kids into I am like "my kids are into which craft" he is like "wtf" I am like my daughter the other day thought she could fix my dogs ankle because he broke it trying to be an Indian dare deval and she was over on its ankle saying yo I am a which and I co

[CassidyMcComb2010]

A couple of New Jersey hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground He doesn’t seem to be breathing his eyes are rolled back in his head

The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls the emergency services He gasps to the operator "My friend is dead! What can I do!”

The operator in a calm soothing voice says “Just take it easy I can help First let’s make sure he's dead”

There is a silence then a shot is heard The guys voice comes back on the line He says “Okay, now what?"

[polo7stud]

MILEY CYRUS MADE A PORNO

it was with JUSTIN BIEBER

HAHAHAHAHAH

[kelseankimx3]

This man gets sent to hell, & the devil gives him 3 ways to spend internity.

Door #1: Being hung over fire.

Guy: "Oh no! I don't wanna do that!".

Door #2: Being cut by saws.

Guy: "Nooo! I don't wanna spend the rest of my life like that."

Door #3: Girl giving a guy a blowjob.

Guy: "Ooooh! I'll take this one :D".

The devil points to the girl and say "You've been replaced by this man."

Haha! Get it? :P

^________^

[kateesha13]

Having the love of your life say you can still be friends is like having your dog die , and your mom saying you can still keep it !

[gabrielolivas602]

hey you do you like tacos ya you no not you you there i like cheese

[Freakyboy5671]

i wonder if a fairy is fuzzy and hairy if so i could use it in the wintertime...or use them to light up my room....cheese is awesome

[knifemetal]

if a tomatoe is technically a fruit, does that make ketchup a smoothie?

[knifemetal]

if you make a clone of yourself and have sex with it, is it considered masturbation?

[connorgreen33]

beyonce asked justin beiber to sing one of her songs, he said oh yeah sure which one? beyonce: if i were a boy. Justin:.......

[IpodStudio427]

Did you know this very wierd damnit dont ask me " ow did you look at his ball's" Hell no i didnt but Adolf Hitler only has on Testicle. I feel weird by saying that but its true i saw it on must wierdest facts lol TEEHEE!!!! I SuBscRibed

[kenzer88]

Mi ballz are like 2 ewoks chilling in ma boxers

[justxboredx3]

did you know a pig orgasms for 30 minutes??

[123smiles456]

My stomach hurts ,

[ogichild1]

my cousin farts in her sleep :/

[westindiangyal13]

whether I win or not I’ll stay subscribed to you because I’m to lazy to unsubscribe. isn’t that an incredibly awesome reason to choose me as the winner?

[royalypink123]

random fact = American car horns beep in the tone of F

[silliemimi]

i like turtles....

[ashleeyy93]

boo

[claydo299]

Tahhhhhhhhtahtahtahhhhhhhhhh

[Maragold11]

Pudding

[Rachel17andMiranda4]

The apple elves stole my coffee and they ate my dog and so i had to put the body on top of my roof and it is really smelly, im a tree that sits on the dark side of the moon, and its really dusty up here. the old geezer took my ipad when i was a shrub. he said i have to grow legs. but i asked if roots count and he said one day. one day. Soooo. what did i do. i caught a glance at IronMan and i just had to ask him to turn me into a wizard. im a wizard with legs and i got my iPad. ^__^ ipad please??

[dudeface011]

hiiiiiiiiiiii gimme an ipad on frog toast blubblubblub im an aeroplane choochoo

[rini12309]

heyy :P

co za asy XD

[xxskillakillaxx]

hey (insert name) the only reason your balls dropped was because they were scared of your dick.

[TROLLCITY10]

whats long and hard for a black man the 3rd grade!!!!!

what do gay termites eat woodpeckers!!!!!

The sentence "The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog,"uses every letter in

the alphabet.

When you sneeze, all your body functions stop, even your heart.

Most lipstick contains fish scales!

You were born with 300 bones, but at adulthood you only have 206!

Peanuts are one of the ingredients of dynamite

Laughter is a proven way to loose weight YES!!

Bamboo can grow 3 feet in just 24 hours

[tyman16105]

Pot helps in this situation guys. It Helps.

[MilkNCewkiez]

Did you know VODKA makes for a good facial cleanser? Use a cotton ball to apply to face, also tightens pores.

[Egyptmania3000]

a man walks in2 a store 2 buy some condoms but he didn't which 2 choose. so many sizes & different 1s are 4 sensitivity. so he embarrassingly finds a female worker & asks 4 her opinion. she doesn't flush or anything & tells him her opinion. he returns home 2 his gf. she asked what he got. he took out the box of olympus condoms. bronze (small) silver (medium) gold (large). she says to him,"why don't you wear the silver 1s so you can come 2nd 4 a change?"

[MilkNCewkiez]

The word “verb” is really a noun, and “indescribable” is actually a word that describes things!

[MilkNCewkiez]

During your lifetime, you'll eat about 60,000 pounds of food, that's the weight of about 6 elephants.

[MilkNCewkiez]

The main voice actors on The Simpsons are paid $400,000 per EPISODE!

[MilkNCewkiez]

Did You Know,The toilet handle in a public restroom can have up to 40,000 germs per square inch.

[superdajokerz]

Your mama so ugly(not yours) when she walks down the street in march people say damn it already Halloween lol

[0000becca]

I like your beard :3 haha

[GeekyLemon]

i refuse to write something witty here :)

[Katherine35712]

Two blondes were driving along a road by a wheat field when they saw a blonde in the middle of the field rowing a row boat.

The driver blonde turned to her friend and said "You know - it's blondes like that that give us a bad name!"

To this, the other blonde replies "I know it, and if I knew how to swim, I'd go out there and drown her."

-i hope ur not blond-

[ChameleonDude83]

My name is Withers Picklemuffin

I like bunnys who shove their heads up the butts of llammas who eat ducks and poop out bananas

[iHavetowin1]

Ergh! I wish my dragon would stop eating zombie. It's so annoying because I keep having to get a new 1 every week, but it's worth it!

Random enough?!(:

[barbiesdontcry]

grandpa grandma, in bed room.

grandma (naked)

granpa says: "IRON YOUR CLOTHES!"

[carter107100]

Mama likes those big ones! Al needs crackers gshsgztyaysyxhggxgcbzxbxcbvh cv hgcg CBC b. Mr orgosexy man

[ihugteddy]

the louder ther better it gets

[OneRawSecond]

This joke dose not "Give away" the punch line!

A man and a friend are playing golf one day at their local golf course. One of the guys is about to chip onto the green when he sees a long funeral procession on the road next to the course. He stops in mid-swing, takes off his golf cap, closes his eyes, and bows down in prayer. His friend says: Wow, that is the most thoughtful and touching thing I have ever seen. You truly are a kind man. The man then replies: Yeah, well we were married 35 years.

[erik81297]

a drunk driver gets pulled over by a female cop, the cop says "anything you say can and will be held against you' the drunk driver says "TITTIES"

[ricojr110]

why couldnt the pirates play cards... the captain was standing on the deck

[superdajokerz]

yo mama so ugly when she walks down the steet people say damn its halloween already lol plz pick me i will make utube vids w/ u

[singyourheartout227]

im bored 5 minutes later lady gaga is gaga

[iphone3gsist]

HERE IS LADY GAGA BESIDE ME AND SHE WILL THIS IPAD

[DAKILLAKIDProduction]

eww whats this green thin in between my toes ewww and it taste good too so for the joke how do you wake up lady gaga poker face (poke her face) how do you contact her telephone how do you entertain her just dance

[beatdash102]

how to play pool with boling balls and hokey puks goes beond me dose it mm i dont know oh and bay the way i love baked beans do i porbly why am I using i instedof I im going bannanas there i did it agen ang agen

[BreannaSparkles4ever]

So there's a blondie and a brunette and The Brunette says, What is the capitol of Texas and the Blonde says "T" Haha PLEASE pick me I've never won any contests my whole life no joke!!! I got all my friends to suscribe too!!!

[BreannaSparkles4ever]

So there's a blondie and a brunette and The Brunette says, What is the capitol of Texas and the Blonde says "T" Haha PLEASE pick me I've never won any contests my whole life no joke!!! I got all my friends to suscribe too!!!

[KesselPhaneuf813]

I lost the game! ;)

[ELiit31CLAN]

A blonde and brunnete got stuck on a mountain, a magic mountain. they each got 1 wish, the blonde jumped off the mountain, said i wish i was a hawk and flew away. But the brunnete trip on a rock and said oh SH*T and turned in to a pile of SH*T.

[kjmclarke]

Ok you ready....

"Why did the girl fall off the swing?"

"Because she had no arms" hehehaha

Yep... random and funny haha

[1024johnnyboi]

so a lady goes into a doctors office because she is wondering about the baby inside of there to see if its ok..............so he doc. said there is good news and bad news........the lady said ok the bad news first..........the doc. said the baby has red hair.........the lady said ok whats the good news.........the doc said its dead

LETS KICK A GINGER >:)

[tearless650]

My brother's not a virgin:D HA:D

Please pick me:))

[Ariaofsol]

I've got a secret... Dang I just told you it...

[Ariaofsol]

It's got chicken legs

[Videobull27]

Stephen Hawking: The worlds most intelligent man. Yeah right.Put me in front of a computer with wikipedia and I could act smart as well.

Three old me are out on a walk,Old man 1 "It's windy isn't it?" Old man 2 "No, it's Thursday."Old man 3 "So am I, Let's go for a beer."

Every time I get something stuck in my throat, I just dislodge it by drinking a pint of lager.It's called the Heineken Manoeuvre.

Alot of people say that I'm sad...My level 47 Wood Elf girlfriend would say otherwise though.

[simonchung555]

Wat did the waves do wen they met

???

They waved

[simonchung555]

I need an iPad

[94carrothead]

there were a couple hu had 3 children: somebody, nobody and crazy.

Somebody was the favorite so nobody got jealous, that he killed somebody. Crazy saw wat happened. He told the police," Somebody killed Nobody!"

The police said," Are u crazy?" He said," Yes, I'm crazy."

[iUnboxAndReviewApple]

Its game 7 of the Stanley Cup Finals and a guy goes to his seat, right along the glass. he notices a open seat next to him, he says "wow, i cant believe this great seat is not taken" the guy next to him sais "its was my wives, but she died. this is the only Stanly cup we've missed since we got married." the man said "oh im so sorry but dont you have a friend or a family member to go with you?" then the man says "no, they're all at the funeral"

[iUnboxAndReviewApple]

A black guy, a white guy, and a asian guy want to go to a bar, but the only way in is if they have a total penis length of 11". the black guys penis is 5". the white guys penis is 5", and the asian's penis is 1". the black guy says you guys are lucky mine was 5". the white guy says you guys are lucky mine was 5", and the asian guy says you guys are lucky i had a boner.

[thx411]

Go to your address bar, after the word YOU and before the word TUBE Win

[rogueS0ckfan]

Roses are red,

Violets are blue,

I've got amnesia …

Pancakes!

[jigsaw8294]

How many jews can you fit in a car? answer about 2000 if you count the ash tray

i like turtles