Clerks Jay & Silent Bob intro

[Uncrazamatic]

I like the way Smith filmed this shot.With Jay talking shit to people,but you can't see who's balls he's busten.Good shit.There's also a scene on Reno 911 with the british cop yelling from the car at someone,and you can't see the person,same set up.He's yelling like get your fatass over here!Then he's like don't give me that!Get out of your fucking wheelchair and get over here!

[heartattackat30]

Jay's sick mosh.

[HerculesPrimaRocker]

i am the best character by the god race

[Ninjatoast96]

Like 5 seconds before the clip ends the camera crew are visible in the window to the right.. But I'm not complaining, just observing. This movie did very well to be shot with a budget of $30,000. Good job Kevin Smith, good job indeed. :)

[WhoHasToast]

What do you want grizzly adams?

[fatto77]

i laav wimin!!

[crazychadmb]

snikidinikidinnnoitch!!

[MrThatjerk]

Hey grisly Adams

[209BluntSmoker]

i know someone dat looks like bob

[MrButtmuncher666]

"sup sluts"

[SpyroSan]

I hate guys! I LOVE WIMMIN!

[markfjones7dajedi]

Thumbs up if you knew someone like Jay in your life

[SOADownsnubs]

@markfjones7dajedi Keyword: "Knew"

[juliangonzalezx]

"hey what's up baby, SUP SLUTS!?

fuckin classic

[marshmallowich]

and my life changed 4 the better

[spxmet]

Jay and Silent could STILL kick your ass!

[TwoLeggedBeast09]

The beginning of two legends

[dudebro0]

TITS AND ASS!

[wutangswordmaster]

jay looks like yelawolf in this movie

[kimballer126]

LMAO, I forgot how rad this flick was.

[kingrex2005]

"I hate guys. I love women!" I said that as I left a smoke shop; people started giggling.

[ItsMeLegit]

Silent Bob is possible one of the best characters ever created by the human race.

[kairaw16]

this guys r hilarious

[frazerdavid]

tonight we're gonna rip of the f**kers head and take out his f**kin' soul

[arcadeislove]

sup sluts

[DjEddieM28]

ill fuck anybody that moves, i'll kick your ass !



[Cypressize]

I hate Guuuuuyyyss ! I loove wooomman

[stichyoureyes]

whachu want grizzly adams

[sexrocks66]

"you fuckin faggot! I hate guys! I love women!" Fuckin epic

[ConorSomerz]

15 people got abuse from Jay

[seakohl]

I hate guys, I loVE WOMENN!!

[mcat2317]

What chu want grizzly adams?

[619fcbgio]

"Take out his fuckin soul."

[mogliboy93]

i was hoping that the jay and silent bob movie would be more like the clerks jay and silent bob

[scobking]

@mogliboy93 this is clerks...

[mogliboy93]

@scobking i know dummy, they were far more awsome in this then in their own movie

[PetShopMod]

'Whats up ladies...sup sluts'

[FickJaIchLiebeKiffen]

Best depiction of people from the Jersey shore. tbh.

[Bobofjudia]

@FickJaIchLiebeKiffen Except Jay and Silent Bob are likable and entertaining. They also look like Harvard Grads compared to those guido faggots.

[FickJaIchLiebeKiffen]

@Bobofjudia lol not everyone is a guido. Those are the losers who hang out by the beach around sleazeside. The rest of Monmouth county smokes pot and hangs outside of convenience stores.

[Bobofjudia]

@FickJaIchLiebeKiffen Yeah I know. I'm just saying.

[TheDustyspears]

lol " Watchoo' want grizzly adams?"

[JooDze13]

Like a circus seal!!

[CitySkin09]

"I hate guys, I LOVE WOMEN!!!!" - rofl...

[AryzonaRose]

ah yes! before jason mewes before he got off the coke!

[spxmet]

CANCER DEALER! CANCER DEALER!

[fortminor85]

@spxmet Cancer MERCHANT. sorry you got it twisted.

[DTEENPUNKROCK]

these are the guys i just want to hang out with everyday

[2011mrkingofkings]

I didn't know Jay is a San Jose Sharks fan as you can tell he is wearing a baseball cap that says "San Jose Sharks."

[orionrouge]

1:10 the Guys who are filmin the film are seen in the reflection of the windows

[malkani17]

"I'll fuck anything that moves". is it just me or is that a reference to frank booth from Blue Velvet?

[WhitegoldPimp]

Dude my 7th grade year was 95-96, some of the best times of my young life. Tupac and Biggy got shot down and Jay and Silent Bob were born into the world, where are you today memories? :)

[spxmet]

@WhitegoldPimp Man, it seems like the last 11 years or so in entertainment (esp. music, movies & tv) have been pretty pathetic. Just like the 70's and 80's, the 90's has it's own magic and group of followers. I think, with a few exceptions, the 90's was the last great decade in pop culture and anti-culture. I graduated in '06. The culture of that group is absolutely awful. Where's my fuckin time machine? LOL.

[stephanienyc1]

@spxmet The ironic thing is that in a few years, you'll be looking back on '06 as good culture. LOL  - everyone does it, man.

[spxmet]

@stephanienyc1 Nuge.

[Tyacatt1977]

@stephanienyc1 idk about that ..maybe some ppl will, like the younger generation, but not so much the 90's generation..this is my fave kevin smith film and it is very nostalgic ..the style was, the attitude, the price of stuff...and of course no cell phone texting!LOL no internet really... even though we all have grown and love the internet...and we tell our kids that even it is a mere 15 yrs since then ... i guess the older we get the more nostalic we are

[marshmallowich]

and my world changed 4ever.

[fabioaragom]

oooohhhhhhh meu sou fã desse filme alguem sabe onde posso baixar??????

[lions4life2]

LMFAO!

[disengagejam]

the best intro ever ... LMAO

[fftimsgirl]

Love Jersey Life lol

[solina0nhek]

jay looks like he's moshing haha

[EPICPRODUCTIONS666]

i f*ck any thing that moves

[MrCigarbob]

What you want grizzly adams lmfao!

[uzimachi1]

wasup sluts lmao

[aneurysm1993]

Is it just me, or does Jay look like an older incarnation of Tom Felton?

[AlmagroDude]

wasup baby! wasup SLUTS!

[UltimateInfinty]

ILL FUCK ANYTHING THAT MOVES

...

WHAT THE FUCK YOU LOOKING AT?

[Ramboshaw]

I LUV WIMMIN!

[Slash85350]

What you want Grizzly Adams?

[MoltenPlastic]

I remember showing this at my High School back in the day.

This is the exact scene at which the teachers forced me to switch it off.

[MetalHead4Life94]

how u get this played in school??????????

[zapodbeblebrox1929]

jay and silent bob are the only ones who are not funny in clerks. the movie would have ruled without them!

[MetalHead4Life94]

BULL FUCKIN SHIT JAY & SILEN BOB ARE HILARUS!!!!!

[Stiny114]

@zapodbeblebrox1929 Agreed.

[tommyt1971]

Jeez, the sound sync on this one is REALLY bad...

[heartattackat30]

rip his head off and take his fucking soul, haha

[jrhcp31]

whats up baby..whats up sluts

[DMONEY7263]

I'll Fuqk anything that moves

[LethalAssassin9]

music name?

[MirkoReaper]

I fuck everything that moves!!!

[Nightmonkey17]

WHAT YOUW ANT GRIZZLY ADAMS!

[babler08]

Chu want Grizzly Adams?

[DrGonzo39]

This was the start of something epic

[Nightmonkey17]

@DrGonzo39

Yeah too bad the sequels didn't really capitalize on this one.

[unluckymonkeyboy]

sup SLUTS

[xxSHAUNxx100]

JUST A CLASSIC MOVIE

[TathyHotel]

Jason can be a "little" nasty, but he's such a cute boy *-*

[Giorjeff]

dopo giorge lucas + nessuno così

[SpamNapkin]

VHS AND NINTENDO

[Stiny114]

@SpamNapkin That;s all ya need.

[Beto1862]

"ill fuck anything that moves!!!!!"

[crashone1]

@Beto1862 Blue Velvet reference?

[BrianPoblette]

@crashone1 Jay says it...

[NCB7900]

I LOVE WOMEN!!!!!!!

Hahahaha

[1Nirvanalover4]

have any of you ever noticed that the car driving by is playing the same song that Jay and Silent Bob later dance to? i just did

[usrocket]

Kevin Smith, make more movies!

[Seihttam]

Silent Bob you're a rude mother fucker, you know that? But you're cute as hell! I could go down on you, suck you, line up three other guys and make like a circus seal. Ew you fucking faggot!

[TheLostSpartan]

What's up, sluts?

[EdGaR9558]

wassup baby...wassup sluts hahaha i ♥ jay and silent bob their my idols

[4str4sta]

Yeaaah we need to kick some ass!!! yea!!! , ima fuck this bitch, ima fuck this bitch, ill fuck anything that mooooves!

[gimmeAfrikkenNAME]

I LOVE WOMEN!!!

[djfizzy92]

why is it black and white

[Auron710]

@djfizzy92 purely cus it was cheaper i believe, tho im not 100%

[NinjaFrankenstein]

@djfizzy92 Because Kevin Smith couldn't afford colour film

[ibanezrwiggum]

@djfizzy92 Because the whole first movie was on a low budget and had to be black and white.

[SgtBastard101]

VHS & Nintendo!!! Right the Fuck on!!!

[damo169]

@SgtBastard101

no way sega and beta max ftw

[SgtBastard101]

@damo169 Not at the video shop! hahahA!

[ohiopower]

This movie is great.

[ConorSomerz]

whats that song playing at the start anyone? :L

[xJustDontBiteItx]

@ConorSomerz Kill the Sexplayer

Girls Against Boys

[SourDeezel718]

chum off grizzly addams lmao

[UltimateTrollShow]

Silent Bob is awesome!!!

[ghostbuster56]

what you want Grizzly Adams

[pacoslovestacos]

are they still the same actors as in clerks 2? jasbsb? and in any other ones their were in??

[0022acc]

@pacoslovestacos Yes, same actors. Kevin Smith, the director, and Jason Mews.

[mozellae]

I HATE GUYS, I LOVE WOMEN !!!!

[musicphreek446]

'sup sluts?

[Shows42nite]

Jay does the talking, Bob does the nothing. Epic combo

[Grillote2]

Like a circus seal!!! LMFAO

[theboywiththecoin]

the line about women is stupid. unnessesary

[sumbuddyx]

@theboywiththecoin sure it's "unnecessary" to the plot but it's perfectly in character as something jay would say.

[DMONEY7263]

I'll fuqk anything that moves

[cbarbarinlakerfan]

silent bob youre a rude motherfucker you know that but youre cute ass hell!!

[JalkaPuoli]

Fucking epic with Transcribed Audio :DDD

[shinji1991]

Thanks for telling about this function :D

"What you want, Grizzly Adams" as "them trucke arabs" XD

[halodude1177]

I LOVE WOMEEEN

[ch0colatemilk]

"Ill fuck anything that moves!"

[bwd81977]

What the fuck you lookin at, I'll kick your fuckin ass...

[DXFan1269]

you know silent bob u one rude mothafucka u know that?but ur cute as hell, i could down on u suck u, line up 3 other guys & make like a circus seal! eww u fuckin faggit i hate guys! I LOVE WOMEN!!!! I pissed my self laughing

[unfortunatebeam]

first time I heard that watching this movie when I was a kid i didn't so much laugh but stare at the screen with my mouth agape in awe lol

[ASDFGHJKL9698]

eww u fuckin faggot I hate guys I love women what u want grizzly adams

[064panik]

lol. you know silent bob could kick jay's ass all over the place. it's the silent one's you need to worry about.

[lucasboden]

he should be like Peter Jackson and lose 100 lbs.

[TheJonnyBShow]

@lucasboden why? there is a whole group of gay men that love him.

[lucasboden]

@TheJonnyBShow so that he won't have to pay for two seats on Southwest Airlines

[TheJonnyBShow]

@lucasboden grow up?

[Reevesy791]

"What'chu want grizzly adams ?!"

Comedy Gold

[JalkaPuoli]

legend.

[regulatorzone]

no, where's the original music..the one with the mellow rock tune..god I loved that rock tune, so fucking mellow

[JalkaPuoli]

snoogans.

[66richardson]

I hate guys!!!!!

I LOVE WIMMIN!!!!!!!!

[UrkinGuy]

my role models HAHAHA lol

[bad4good100]

yea grissly is snow ball lol but ok i just love jay the gay and silent bob (dont be gay sparky dont be gay

[Ninox37]

"Like a fucking cirus seal" lol

[1967forever]

WE GON KICK SOME ASS YEAH!

[littlemike35]

"Rip off his fuckin head pull out is soul" haha Jayand silent bob are BOTH my heros

[RaebNitsirt]

Is it bad that Jay is my role model?

[Brentomus]

More so, is it bad Randal is my Role model?

[McNugget06]

veryyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy­

[JalkaPuoli]

yes it is..

[grungeJUNKIE03]

My future husband, fact :P

[MattBodossian]

Hes mine too you aint alone,

[DrPoon]

Jay really sucked in everything after godma.

[DaLeftLibertarian]

Wuzzup sluts

[TexasBroski]

grizzly adams lol

[joedude91]

Fuck man, Jay looks so young in Clerks compared to Jay and Silent bob strike back!

[jetsfan3423]

ill fuck anyhting that moooooves

[fartass23]

i'm always shocked at how many people don't know that that's a quote from 'blue velvet" dennis hopper is the man!

[shedgen0]

"silent bob your a rude mother fucker...but your cute as hell" ROTFL

[DrPoon]

Whats up sluts.

[ministerofanger]

I LOVE WOMENN!

[MisterBankz]

Lmfaoo, "Silent bob you're a rude motherfucker you know that? But you're cute as hell, i could go down on you, suck you, line up 2 other guys & make like a circus seal"

[eric829]

circus seal FTW!!!

[britshpsycho]

@MisterBankz Ew, you fucking faggot. I hate guys.. I LOVE WOMEN!!!

[pandy8472]

this bitch..this bitch.. :)))

[infinitepossibility]

What you lookin' at, Grizzly Adams?

[MFMITF]

why would jay want to suck off silent bob cuz he just said that wtf?

[KuRtGaMeR]

what's the song ?

[willkoopa]

Kill the Sexplayer by Girls Against Boys

[haixix]

Kill the Sex Player - Girls Against Boys

[dquikdrawmcgraw]

sooo many movies have tried to imitate some form of these characters and have failed miserably. Jay and Silent Bob FTW

[DethklokK0]

name 3.