Nostalgia Critic - Battlefield Earth (Part 2)

[darkservantofheaven]

Spoony really made this review much better for me.

[RJIncorporated]

1:07 ... still better than Tommy Wiseau...

[Nelcomarproductions]

TAREL Is Spoony!



[Yemmuh4444]

How to SPELL YOUR NAME XD

[Diablohunter17]

I wanted to see this movie when I was young. When I saw it on T.V, I changed the channel. It was BAAAD.

[chubbypencil]

SSSSSSSPS

[TheDJB989]

I am REAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­A­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLY laughing.

[Sonic62920]

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE­EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE­EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE­EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE­EEEE

[virtzilla]

I find this movie so bad its hilarious. That may just be me though.

[pochopaz7381]

1:44 what a hipocrite

[Bowserpoop97]

0:25 Is that Fieldy from Korn?

[whydoihavetoaddachan]

0:25 Holy shit it's Prince!

[TheReddevil0121]

1:10 i almost died!

[FlareNeos6]

This is like Braveheart meets Sci-Fi

[jiltedkiller]

5:00 Funniest thing I've ever heard

[Austindevine1]

which Planet of the Apes movie was Critic talking about

[danschaoticmind]

@Austindevine1 Original planet of the apes= awesome.

Remake = shit.

[AccuracyTest]

3:03 "OW! That REAAAAAAALLY HURT! Damned angled camera shots! I couldn't see how low the ceiling was!"

It's weird; that part is like a parody of the movie INSIDE the movie.

[Blaaz101]

Well, it was Roger Christian who directed it, because at the end of this review the critic says "Oh, f*ck you Roger Christian whoever the f*ck you are."

[atarisega1]

Lol the guy who made Avatar made this movie!

[ukhistorian]

@atarisega1 James Cameron?

[atarisega1]

@ukhistorian Yup!

[whitewolf1310]

@atarisega1 Actually it was Roger Christian, whoever the hell that is.

[atarisega1]

@whitewolf1310 Im a 100% sure that James Cameron was at least involved in this movie!

[whitewolf1310]

@atarisega1 He wasn't. I looked.

[whitewolf1310]

@atarisega1 Before Avatar he hadn't worked on anything since Titanic.

[atarisega1]

@whitewolf1310 Well we had quizes at school about movies and i had accidently mixed up the question thinking hee made Battlefield Earth!

[mitrooper]

Spoony is a pretty good actor.

[AlienBeliever897]

4:46

9 MINUTES?!?!?

[pippo17173]

This is the reason why alien will want to kill us DX

[SonicvsDbz13]

BECAUSE THAT IS FUCKING AWESOME!

[Mysteriousone11]

All comments related to the number of dislikes are posted ignorant dumbasses, morons, jackasses, simpletons.

[lordyoshi01]

@Mysteriousone11 Yes, making use of an overused joke makes anyone open to whatever insult you can come up with.

[Mynameis708]

This movie is considered by some to be the worst movie ever.

[moviemaverick]

For every good John Travolta performance there are usually even more bad John Travolta performances.

[kogillz]

Tbf, most of it is explained in the book...

[SpikeJet2736]

shooting lazers from your balls sounds either really awesome or really painful

[hideouss]

shrill and annoying... jesus, this guy gave me a headache

[octopus9991]

EXPLAIN QUEST FOR CAMOLOT EXPLAIN oh I mean battlefeild earth EXPLAIN!!!

[TheHorrorKing1]

Couldn't conquer Rhode Island? Hell, they couldn't conquer a telephone booth!

[jonsandersgame]

4:35 Rekola? oh god.....TEAM FOUR STAR THATS WERE YOU GOT IT FROM!

[BladerPR]

This is a REAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLY shitty movie.

[EpicRyanSauceman]

Last!

[MarioMan2010]

DAMN RIGHT THEY COULDN'T TAKE OVER RHODE ISLAND!!!!

[Indyfilms123]

"I'm this close to cracking!"

Oh, I thought he already cracked.

[hornymaneee]

I've always wanted to beat the crap out of someone over something and make a hypocritical speech afterwards

[The1Kidneythief]

I think Nostalgia Critic screams way too much in this episode...

[BartekCorporation]

IRONICALLY, GOLD WILL BE THE RAREST SUBSTANCE OF ALL IN COWBOYS VS. ALIENS, AND WE'LL BE A-OK WITH THAT.

[n343184]

Spoony! :D

[missudad09]

oh my god, i laughed my ass off at 5:04

that was freaking genius

[GnarkillFTW]

Spoony is my god XD

[DJLaws63]

The Spoony One's parts are so funny

[VIOLATER9000]

1:08

Doug and Spoony's Dio Brando Impersonation.

[34RiverStone]

YES. WE. CAN!

[atomicdancer]

Well, I guess 12 people are still learning how to SPELL their NAME!

[JohnLuckPickard141]

"I will be the laughing stock of the UNIVERSE!"

You already are, dumbfuck!

[insanitor37]

1:13

[JohnLuckPickard141]

This Terl is much better than John Travolta.

[LtwbMarck]

is that spoony xD ?

[noheartsheartless]

@LtwbMarck yes it is.

[kuribayashi84]

You know, in Hindsight, I am glad that BE got made, if only because of all the Hilarious Reviews (with each Reviever having a Field Day with it) that wouldnt have been made otherwise. This one in particular cracks me up! :D

[killer92173]

4:30 lol

[CommanderIX]

4:46 all they soldiers, and all they advanced technology, give only a 9 minutes of fight, oh come on.

I do not care what kind of super advanced race they think they are, but you not can just take out entire military in 9 minutes, even in Independence day it took aliens at last 48 reasonable hours of fight.

I wont accept that earth military were defeated in 9 minutes but some brainless aliens who despite fighting advanced military forces were thinking that DOG s ruel the world.

[piccologuy14]

a truly intelligent race of creatures wouldn't have just gone out and attacked the human race for something like gold; they would have tried to learn from the people.

[galti111]

The language thing sounds like Allo Allo, where everyone speaks English but the ones with French accents are actually speaking French. That was done deliberately for comedic effect whereas this is unintentionally laughable!

[KMSigler]

3:27 hey he learned from John Travolta XD

[qan2211]

1:09 Squeew like a pig.

[Tron239]

@qan2211 Yeah That's what I thought too when I first saw this. Though that just made it all the more hilarious. XD

[7MukuroRealm]

Yes! We! CAN!

...If Obama's your leader, no you can't.

[emogit1]

@7MukuroRealm Dude you're a faggot.

[7MukuroRealm]

@emogit1 Yes. Yes I am. And what is wrong with that?

[Shawshankdude2005]

@WispyBerry yup, that's him

[AnonymoussourceL0L]

I'm so tired of heroes being merciful to assholes. THEY WILL FUCKING BACK-STAB THEM!!! KILL THE GODDAMN BASTARD WHILE YOU CAN!!!

[DanielTominiko]

12 people don't know what its like to be reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee­eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee­eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee­eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee­eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee­eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee­eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee­eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee­eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee­eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee­eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeealy angry

[dim432]

While it diserve a Razzie and it did

[cluelessqueen]

I saw this in theaters...yeah theres a time in my life I won`t get back

[DramaKaw]

It makes sense that this has more Razzies than any movie in movie history.

[DELIVEREE]

Thumbs up if Spoony performs a better Terl than John Travolta does.

[GamerThreeThousand]

This may be stupid, but I don't get the point he's trying to make at 3:30.

[DarkquestDeathhunter]

Your voice fucking sounds like your balls haven't dropped yet....this sucks as much as BE. FAIL.

[femoman]

I wonder if Trrl and Krrr know Lrrr and Ndnda from Futurama?

[evilmonkey3656]

Of Course Spoony's Teaching Nostalgia Critic How To Show Emotion. The Know How To Act.

[vachesschamp07]

the psychlos couldnt conquer molassia!

[jaguar4u2012]

ILL BE BACK!!!!

[TheErokitsune]

410 people can shoot lasers from their balls

[Xiolablu3]

This guy is giving me a bad headache

[TFSONICFAN100]

12 people were REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE­EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE­EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE­EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE­EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEALY ANGRAY!!!!!!!!!!

[fungguydan]

in the uk McDonalds kill about 7,500 cows every week

[giygasinfector]

platinum ftw, i mean for gods sake its WAY MORE VALUABLE!

[talleyho12]

yeaaa spoonyone

[Keyguya]

12 scientologists watched this...

[freedo333]

nothing bled when shot by the space guns. when john travolta blows the legs off the cows, when travolta gets his hand blown off.... no blood. i thought that was weird. those booger things hanging out of everyones nose were unattractive also.

[MEIDOco]

No! Not the cows!! They are my favourite characters in this movie!!!!

[NewSuperAvenger]

@MEIDOco but i hope mcdonalds are happy

[Jangobadass]

@MEIDOco

The worst part is that it take NO SKILL WHATSOEVER to shoot a cow. >:(

Hey Terl! How about shooting some birds or rabbits or squirrels or anything else that isn't as big, slow and stupid as poor cows just minding their own business. Then I'll believe your marksmanship skill >:(

[hxcdsal89]

Sppooonnyy

[ND7652]

Travolta has done this for his ENTIRE career

[buu678]

why couldn't they just buy our gold?

[TheCrazyTalkKid]

@buu678 Because it's a D sci-fi movie based on the work of Captain Crazy himself.

[tiakpark]

No shit empires are supposed to teach the people whom they conquer and enslave! Why do you think so many Europeans countries speak Latin based languages!

Duh.....cause the fuckin' Romans conquered them! That's a real empire!

[FireLightning16]

2:06

O.O

[FireLightning16]

1:16

DERP

[ScribblesOfOwls]

you know i dont mind this movie,

[CalicoVall]

11 people are L. Ron Hubbard fans.

[MacGregor92]

@CalicoVall Also known as Scientologists.

[qwuezalothus]

Just love it when Nostalgia Critic goes Super Pursuit Mode.

[ramirezj6150]

Am reallllllllllllllllllly angry. LOL

[Achille12345]

Stuff i learn in this video.

1: That i'm REEEEEEEEEEALY ANGRY!

2: That this movie make no sence! BAAAAAH!

3: Shooting cows make you an Expert marksman!

4: That Living is Dying!

5: Not working by the honor system mean you will always win! Haaahahahaha!

[MrBuch169169]

I love that wierd thing Spoony is doing with his hands in this xD

[TFSONICFAN100]

im weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee­eeeeeeealy angri

[papai658]

im ur no. 1 fan

[tintor2]

11 people are rrrrreeeeeaaallllyyyy angry!!!

[kuribayashi84]

The 'Ricola'-Bit came completely out of nowhere. I'm cracking up right now! XD

[evangelian007]

I hope they make a sketch show of Terl. That would be REEEEEEEALLY sweet!

[scottieman2]

It's like talking to a Horse's vagina.

[blackdog661]

Wow congrats you can make bad riffs during clips of universally panned films in a high-pitched voice.

HEADACHE

[ZomgrulerZ]

Were they ripping off the WNBC scene from Howard Stern Private Parts? wNbc! ReeeEEEeeeaaallly!!! Yup. They are.

[historyghosthunters]

Obama;WHEEL OF FORTUNE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Big12189]

11 people were REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE­EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE­EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE­EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE­EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE­EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE­EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE­EALLY angry with this review.

[thomasandspencer101]

@Big12189 FRANSIS=make the twelth one count for me because im REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE­EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE­EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE­EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE­EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE­EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE­EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE­EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE­EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE­EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE­EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE­EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE­EALLY angry with this review

[LibertarianCanadian]

@Big12189 12 now apparently.

[night7729]

@Big12189 No, REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE­EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE­EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE­EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE­EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE­EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE­EEEEEEEE(waves hand)EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE­EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEALY angry. lol

[TeenageNintendoGamer]

Spoony! You couldn't conquer rhode island!

[ManticoreFire]

Why... do they need gold? Just, why? Because it's valuable? That's bullshit, they could have just mined a barren planet: it would have just as much gold, but no troublesome wildlife. For the chemical properties? Just remove some of the protons out of some Lead, even WE can do it with modern science in small amounts, so shouldn't they be able to do it in enough quanity that they could just turn some native metal into gold? There's no reason why they would need to invade earth for gold!

[Violenteers]

@ManticoreFire You have to remember that this was based off the guy who made Scientology, which LED to making Scientology...which was due to the fact that some people found some meaning behind his stuff.

Does anyone ever wonder why they took books so seriously back in the day? :/

[qan2211]

@ManticoreFire See part 3 for more "information".

[jimbrown257]

@ManticoreFire

"There's no reason why they would need to invade earth for gold!"

....If you read the book or watch the movie (don't actually do that: they are terrible), the easiest way to get gold was to come to Earth. They come from a parallel universe (of course) where they don't have gold. They can easily travel here because they have specail mathematics (don't ask). They came to Earth because they use the humans to mine the gold. Barry Pepper is the first human to really cause trouble.

[cedricgabionza]

@ManticoreFire they should've invaded minecraft if they wanted gold

[SaintAlia10191]

@ManticoreFire Actually, gold is a very valuable substance for an advanced civilization, it would be used as a conductor of electricity, in communications devices, and to insulate space vessels. It makes perfect sense that an alien civilization advanced enough to be able to visit other planets would have a tremendous need for gold. Also they are probably based on the anciet Sumerian legend of the Anonaki, a race of "gods" who visited Earth and created the human race to mine for gold. Just sayin.

[lasoogneypubes]

@SaintAlia10191 Well the bigger point is that there are plenty of barren planets that have gold. So why go to earth?

[SaintAlia10191]

@lasoogneypubes Well, yes, that is where the logic falls apart. Enter John Travolta!

[IMmephiles]

@ManticoreFire i think its because theyre morons

[4getfulness16]

Fool, while you were learning how to SPELL YOUR NAME--!

[Kancer0001]

fuck your voice is hurting my ears

[antisadism]

@Kancer0001 Your ears must be real pussies then.

[PCPSn1p3r]

Wait wait wait. It took them (The cyclos) 9 minutes to take us over? Yet the combine, a super-intelligent and technologically advanced group of aliens who don't even fight us directly, but they send their SLAVES WHOSE PLANETS HAVE ALREADY BEEN TAKEN OVER to do it for them, could only manage to do it in 7 hours!?!? Bull.

[Foot0fGod]

"It's like talking to a horse's vagina." This phrase is win.

[Santoryu92]

WRRRYYYYYYeally angry.

[Dragonsilverfang]

they could have just asked if they could have some gold!!!! FRICKY HELL!

[sillygrl23]

Okay, teaching the language to the humans is one thing but piloting thier ships? These ships could have defensive and offensive systems that the humans could use in thier revolt. Its like a school bully giving his victim a detailed document that contains his physcological profile, weaknesses, and supressed childhood trauma which the said kid could use against the bully. How could any villian in any story or movie be THAT stupid?!?!?!

[PresidentDRCI]

He forgot one thing, THE ENDING MAKES NO SENSE! What happens next? shouldn't it end with man being freed!? WHAT HAPPENS!?!?! EXPLAIN MOVIE, EXPLAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 

[DarkRikdyou123]

Holy shit is that the spoony one? P.s I'm also reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee­ely angry

[NickFury182]

5:14 oh John, not the livestock

[ncktbs]

i loved the book this movie i couldnt watch

[serioushamster]

they didnt teach them the language because apparently the process usually killed the test subjects.

[Butmunch666]

@serioushamster So fucking what, they already considered humans as animals, what difference would it make to them if some humans died.

If we could make dogs talk and only 1 percent of all the dogs survived the procedure you can be sure that we would do it.

[Thedoctor19000]

The Ancients from Stargate would be laughing their f***ing asses off if they knew the Psychlos were technologically more advanced, yet they (the Psychlos) did not know the culture and biological processes of the "primitive" species of humans.

[violetprincessgreen8]

Dr. Insano

[TheBattlefieldFan]

we cut back to johnny's village

PIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[tokyopanda13]

....Spoony? Is that you? :D

[happyroflmonkey]

I'm pretty sure Matthew McCounahey or however u spell it plays Johney

[TheUnseenMovieLover]

@happyroflmonkey No, the actor who plays Johnny is called Barry Pepper. He was the sniper of the group in Saving Private Ryan, and he plays Lucky Ned Pepper in the remake of True Grit.

[Thethingofcreepy]

Is that spoony as turle?

[Trayxxxx]

@Thethingofcreepy

Yes he is.

YA-HA!!!

[OriginalityPeople]

rrreeeeeeeeeeee---made me piss my pants laughing

[AntipaladinPedigri]

I'm awesome.

I'm a Pole and I actually saw the Ricola ads on German TV channels;)

[sillygrl23]

Okay so....these aliens have no idea what we are or what we are like, what about all those alleged abductions and experiments then? You would think that would give them ample information for a invasion to enslave the entire human race right!?!?

What did they just do that because they were bored or something? That is bull crap, they should be laughed at by every other alien race bent on human enslavement I am dead serious, they don't deserve to be our overlords.

[10191927]

Damn you L. Ron Hubbard!

[tencents6]

@10191927 This wasn't HIS fault, I think. I believe it was the fault of the movie makers.

[10191927]

@tencents6 Well, L.Ron Hubbard did write it. And he's been dead since the 60's or 70's(forgot when he died). Either way, Battlefield Earth is horrible. Scientology FTBFL.

[uk4ever95]

1:08-1:16 "Im actIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING!­"

[ubershyguy8]

you need to realy emote!...like how?...hold your arm out like this....and say im rrrreeeeealy ANGRY!....im realy angry?!?no no no no no im rrreeeeealy ANGRY!...im reealy angry!...NO NO REEEEEEALY ANGRY!!!!...REEALY ANGRY?...REEEEEEE!!!...REEEEEE­EE...EEEEEEEEEEEEE enough of this SH#T! hehe awesome thumbs people?