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  • Anyone notice that the Playboy is hanging out of Sara's backpack? People probably think that she's hanging out with total perverts!

  • hahaha this movie is great XD

  • all this....just to pick up that flake from the bus station? LOL

  • Chris: Our friend is the one with the stab wound.

    Doctor: Oh dear

    I'm sorry, but your friend is dead.

    Sara: Dead?(Doctor looks at her incredulously)

    Daryl: Dead?(Doctor looks at him incredulously)

    Chris: Dead?(Doctor looks at her incredulously)

    Chris faints. I thought this was the funniest scene in the movie. The doctor was hilarious.

  • "Don't f*** with the Babysitter" Love that line!!!

  • AND I DON'T HAVE A WEINER! THAT SHIT MADE ME LAUGH OUT LOUD! LOL ELISABETH SHUE AS MISS MARCH LOL SHE DOES LOOK LIKE THE GIRL IN THE PLAYBOY

  • first time i get into a gang fight and all i get is 1 stitch? lol

  • DONT f**k WITH THE BABYSITTER LOL...CLASSIC :)

  • that lil girl is so anoying!

  • @ 2:04

    that was sooo random why the foot??

    lol

  • why would u confront those gang bangers! why pick a fight??

  • It kind of feels like the Warriors barged their way into this movie. Best use of the F word in any movie @ 2:48.

    Wonderful reaction @ 9:56.

  • @Hyman74Roth

    lol i know right !

  • I love that scene with the gangs on the train! Best line! The music is really great too. Throughout this whole movie they've featured the talents of koko Taylor, southside johnny and the ashbury jukes and Albert Collins! Great stuff. And it's fun the whole way through the entire movie.

  • "Don't fuck with the Lords of Hell" "Don't FUCK with the babysitter!"

  • i really can't believe the gangs were gonna fight with the kids sitting in the middle lol and then what happens after she gets up is hilarious

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  • un peu trop gros quand même

  • Didn't he say he was gonna pay for the tier earlier plus his fault for the windshield? So why they gotta pay 50$..

  • 4:27 - 5:09

  • 1:55 - 3:00 LOL

  • for a second there I thought they were gonna start dancing to "beat it" in the train.

  • I wanted Chris to end up with brat

  • THE WARRIORS 1:10

  • YOU SLIP ME THE CASH, AND I'LL SLIP YOU THE WEINER.

  • "Sit down bitch!"

    "Ya bitch sit down!" LMAO

  • XD at the doctor!

    "There you are, one stich all better."

    "One stich?!"

    "Oh yes one stich."

  • Brad is like super cute but now he is very ugh never mind

  • @cometlori

    Huh?

  • @Califacience well if you search for him on youtube he is really ugly now

  • @cometlori

    eh, he just looks like a normal guy to me, but i'm a male.

  • @Califacience ok then umm well in my opinion he looks really no offence or anything to other people really but really ugly

  • @cometlori

    That's probably because you want him to look the way he did when he was 14. If he hadn't have been a popular actor 20 years ago, and you just passed him on the street, you wouldn't be thinking "that guy's ugly", you would just see him as random guy and probably not even pay attention.

  • @Califacience look i dont even know who you are so please do not start a bunch of drama if you just think something else please keep it to your self and leave me and me opinions alone!

  • @cometlori

    What's wrong with you? I was just making a comment, i don't even know this guy.

  • @Califacience ok look just leave me alone ok and evrything will be alright

  • Ash yes the cash & wiener bit always end on a strong joke

  • This is my fav segment from the entire movie. It has the gang fight, the wiener scene, and "one stitch."

  • This is my fav segment from the entire movie. It has the gang fight, the wiener scene, and "one stitch."

  • That is the most ghetto hospital ever haah

  • HAHAHA "Don't fuck with the babysitter" X'D!!

  • this morning, i walked in the living room and saw this one part on the tv and i had to do a double take cause i thought darryl and brad were the weasley twins!

  • haha maybe we can sell darryl ... lol sara is so cuuuuute

  • LMAO the hotdog scene sounded dirty haha you slip me the cash ill slip you the wiener

  • I KNOW I WASN'T THE ONLY ONE THAT THOUGHT ABOUT MICHAEL JACKSONS "BEAT IT" VIDEO WHEN THE GANG MEMBERS CAME ON THE TRAIN LOL

  • @DaquanZaheem89 I thought they were gonna break out into a dance LOL.

  • 1 person can't get a wiener.

  • MICHAEL JACKSON'S BEAT IT SQUAD!! 1:20

  • All right baby, chill out -- shit. LMAO!

  • I saw this on cartoon network and I was surprised how they censored alot of dialogue in this movie. "It said don't fool with the babysitter"

  • @Minan3

    CN is crap.

  • @vol009S I know, I used to watch the OLD cartoon network, or today I would just watch boomerang

  • @iRockHisDogTags if she's miss march, i'll fuck with her ;p

  • Elizabeth Shue is gorgeous here, too bad she's almost 30 years older than me.

  • DON'T FUCK WITH THE BABYSITTER!!!

    You heard her punks. Don't mess with babysitters, especially the high school ones.

    Plus the El-train scene is exactly why I would never ride the Chicao CTA trains, because the gangs took them over. And if I were Brad I would of kept my mouth shut when a gang war is about to start.

  • 4:23

    "A check!?"

  • DONT FUCK WITH THE LORD OF HELL

  • What a hilariously incompetent doctor! Lol

  • I haven't seen this movie since 1988...and I must say that it has aged very very well. I still love it as much as I did as a kid. You can't get much better than this!! Not too far off from an Indiana Jones adventure!!

  • Finally! Spastic dance moves! Yay!

  • Brenda is so understated lmfaro !!!

  • Then i dont have a weiner!

  • 6:44 "It was about the future, about us, and you got FIRED!"

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  • $50 is nothin today lol.

  • Pause at 2:54 that guy in the red bandana is smiling... he's like, teehee

  • I'll make it very clear.

    You slip me the cash, and I'll slip you the weiner.

  • @sharktrinity But I don't have any cash!

  • @sharktrinity But I don't have any cash!,,, Then I don't have a weiner!!!!! LMFAO

  • dont fuck wit da babysitter

  • You Big City Scum Sucker!

  • @PPMcky, LMAO fuckin' classic line! and my all-time favorite!

  • Maybe we could sell Daryn.

  • Best childhood movie!!! =) At least mine

  • @lilbee07 i agree, it's a classic.

  • Its dont fool with the babysitter

  • Brad's so sweet to defend Chris like that. Awww

  • Well make this simple...you slip me the cash and I'll slip you the weiner. lmao

  • The Warriors?

  • 2:49 best line of ALL TIME haha

  • "Don't F--K with the babysitter!!!" Awesome!! Way to go. :)

  • lol "im sorry he's dead." this movie is just unfortunate event one after the other after the other lol!

  • "Don't fuck with the babysitter!"...one of the funniest lines in movie history!!

  • That doctor is great.

  • DOnt Fuck With the BabySitter! Funny ass shit

  • brenda, if you were dead, I wish i was with you. HAHAHAHHA

  • all the songs in this movie jaam man .

  • the warriours

  • No part 7 or 9

  • There's no part 7 or 9 that I can find

  • brads hot :)

  • you slip me the cash then ill slip you the weiner

  • oh dear

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  • If this was real, they would've all ran a train on Chris and maybe Brad and Darryl too...

  • did he get treated without health insurance? ... only in the movies

  • 2:48 - 2:57 "Beat It" suburban babysitter style. lol

  • lol @ 2:48

  • dont f*** with the babysitter .... love tht :)

  • You slip me the cash, I'll slip you the wiener! X0

  • "but i don't have any cash"

    "then i don't have a weiner!"XD

  • dont you ever die on me, EVER

  • "All right baby chill out shit"

  • that old guy looks like his breath stinks

  • I DONT HAVE A WENIER

  • I think something like this wouldn't happen in real life.

  • @ouchthatsmarts It's a movie? That's the point?

  • "you slip me the cash and i'll slip you the weiner" "no cash and i don't have a weiner!" hahahaha

  • and dan is danny from friends!

  • funny how sara and darryl are more concerned bout kris than brad

  • Bwah hah hah, I love Anthony Rapp in this. I adore this movie.

  • Reminds me of the video for "Beat It".

    Haha, but that would scare the SHIZ out of me if i was on a train and had two gangs trying to kill eachother. Especially these days...they use guns...=[

  • lmao I thought the same thing! That one in the red vest! Scary though but in a funny way?

  • Glad i'm not the only one that caught that, haha!

  • BUT I DONT HAVE ANY CASH,

    THEN I DONT HAVE A WEINER!! Xd

  • Gangs in the 80s were so much more stylish.

  • its PG-13 not R

  • Don't fuck with the babysitter

  • I really feel like the acting in this is So much better than these days.. I mean, Anothony Rapp's timing is pretty amazing.

  • @curlygirlbecky Damn right it's so much better. This movie rocks.

  • So I was watching this today and happened to find out it's Elisabeth Shue's birthday! So weird! lol

  • slip me the cash and i'll slip you the weiner

    but i don't have any cash

    then i don't have a weiner

    LOLOLOLOLOL

  • xDDD

  • So this movie is rated R? 2 F-bombs...

    im confused...

  • very bad situations for kids to be in. Language in movies doesn't even matter anymore. I remember when they weren't allowed to say shit on tv, then southpark was one of the first shows to go overboard with it just because they could.

  • @InfectedVader26 2 f-bombs is the PG13 limit.. it's 13.

  • they showed this on vh1 but it was "don't FOOL with the babysitter." -___-

  • LOL that was funny

    Don't FOOL with the Lords of Hell

    Don't FOOOL with the babysitter

  • What song is the band singing?

  • Hahahaha. Anthony even does spazzy dances in this! He does the spazziest dances in La Vie Boheme in RENT though. Haha.

  • I came to this video looking for that exact moment ^_^

  • I hope they never remake this film or do a sequel. Please don't ruin a classic by sanitizing it.

  • I find it interesting that in all this, especially when she needed 50$, she didn't think to call her bf. Sure, he's at home with his sick sister supposedly but this is an emergency.

  • @lauravee1982 No money for the pay phone.

  • I am SO glad to hear I'm not the only one who thought of Beat It when they saw the gang scene. xD

  • the scene with the gang reminds me of michael jackson's video "beat it"

  • yes so true. i was singing beat it at that part.

  • i love it how this part ended with the uy covering the little girls eyes lol (im so bad at remembering names in movies)

  • "Don't Fuck with the Babysitter" Lmao

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  • uh...im hearin F and B words, and this is supposed 2 b a disney movie??? i kno touchstone owns it 2 but stillll gosh! LOL and is raven guna say that word in the remake>?? oooohh!!!! I wonder!!!

  • Touchstone IS owned by Disney. This is Disney's way of releasing movies with mature themes. Walt Disney Pictures is reserved for G family-oriented movies.

  • "Don't fuck with the lords of hell"

    "Don't fuck with the babysitter"

    OH WHOA!

    that's an awesome line!

  • Listen to the bitch Brrrrrrrrrad!

  • It's so cute when Darryl hugs Brad, ha.

  • xD This had a -2 until I marked it up. Who doesn't think that was adorable?!

  • "You slip me the cash, and I'll slip you the weiner". "I don't have any cash." "Then I don't have any weiner." That is so wrong, and funny at the same time. Great scene.

  • FAVORITE LINE!!!

  • but funnier thing ive just notice he said I DONT HAVE A WEINER not any

  • the poor man's willem dafoe is in this film

  • armbartilt its the only way your getting off this train is in a body bag. as in they will get killed. lol.

  • Guys Cant you read? Take him to the hospital! LOL!

  • The only way your getting off this train is by body bash! lol

  • body BAG! as in what they use in crime scenes!

  • if those assholes called me a bitch i would fuck all of them up. dont nobody call me a bitch!! i dont care who u think u r! fuck that!

  • ahh shut up fat bitch

  • "You slip me the cash, I'll slip you the weiner!"

    "Poor kid."

    I freakin' love this movie!

  • thats one of the funniest part of the movie also... lol

  • Don't FUCK with the babysitter!

    You tell 'em, Chris Parker! You sure taught those bullies a lesson!

  • u slip me the cash, and ill slip u the weiner!

  • yea no shit couldnt they have phrased that a different way.

    "I DONT HAVE CASH."

    "WELL THEN I DONT HAVE A WEINER!"

  • i think its the delierate double meaning of so many 80s films - kids can watch it on one level and adults can watch it on another. when i watch some of these 80s i understand why my parents laughed at certain bits i didnt find funny!

  • Brenda is really koool: Are those Hot Dogs?

  • then I don't have a wenner!!

  • The train scene makes me wanna sing Beat It...

  • lol yeah n chris was one hell of a smooth criiminal! xD

  • Macosso in spanish means "bogger boy"

  • wow all the f bombs...i cant remember what disney bleeped it with back in the day...lol i love this movie

  • What does the word Macosso mean at 1:22?