DAMON WAYANS STAND UP

[TheJJJJJR]

Whats up dad? FOR EVER!!

[realizer22121]

he sounded kind of like the waterboy

[narcosist]

he sounds like a mouse.

but i fucking love this dude.

[ah93704]

the biting part seems rather prophetic

[azzasoccer7]

Hahaha I shit myself laughing at the tommy part

[BlackDynamiteNYC]

FOR HOW LONG?

[bshen88]

"Tommy didn't you see him do me on TV?"

"That's why I wus wit da nuther side she said ova on, goin with tha nuther side, and everythin wit tha otha side saida, on, goin with tha otha side."

"That means yes"

[risma211]

must see the forsaking rapper showcase of skills dayview

[risma211]

must see

[kiranrambocus87]

wooow im from planet mars

[erictrowbridge]

@69bumbaclat Oh. I knew that. :-)

[tulosabes53]

SEXY MEN WUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAU

[edibleize]

You got 3 hours to do wat u gotta do den yo ass mine! Lmfao

[erictrowbridge]

This is a rip off from Eddie Murphy talking about making fun of Mr. T.

[69bumbaclat]

@erictrowbridge mike tyson actually did grab him an told him not to make fun of him on tv after watchin in living color an seeing damons brother doing a tyson impression, mike thought it was damon. hes just making fun of mike actually telling him not to make fun of him when he didnt even do it in the first place. so its not a rip off from anyone, hes jus telling wat actually happened in a funny way.

[MisterAaronRodriguez]

@erictrowbridge do you have a link???

[meca63]

This would have been funnier if he said Tyson bit his ear.

[locoman348]

which special is this?

[treyday993]

both damons should a special together

[cambiarakanasu]

where can i wath the full stand up i ben loooking for em cant find em

[Robstailey]

people just know damon from his show and a couple movies but really his stand up is where it's at he's a funny dude

[sdeschanel1]

If Mike came up to me and said "Listen, i wanna fuck you in your ass" the toughest thing i could say back is "For how long? Now i need some sort of time frame my brother, cos you just aint gone be fucking me all day long. Now you got about 3 hours to do what you gotta do then the ass is mine!"

Too funny!

[DeannDmere]

lmao!!!

Dam 3hours of azz phucking!!!..

Mercy!..

[mighty9100]

i remember hearing this and thinking , mike wouldn't bite him. then the holyfield incident happened.

[JasonT2300]

this was mad funny but when the ending came i was kinda freaked out lol

[rakis10]

Does anyone have the whole video? i mean come on we can't just watch a bit of a tight ass stand up :(

[goldplay54]

he s very funny in french too, if all comics could be like him... i wanna be like mike....

[Caveman1006]

best stand up comedian in fam imo, marlon funniest tho

[KaduBontz]

Se existe algum cara que sou fã, é esse DAMON WAYANS.

Cara, ele é meu comediante favorito, ator favorito...

muitas risadas com ele.... eu a patroa e as crianças então

pena que as "crianças" cresceram....

e ele já está um pouco "velho"

[afa16]

lmao "don't twy to lie to me don't twy to lie to me" hahaa

[19DaRiO95]

make please another season of my wife and kids! =D

[OctaviaNgwenya]

I love u,especially on the sitcom,my wife & kids.

[sholeizugly]

for how long? lol

[Fattious]

I remember watching this in the early 90's, love it. I've seen it at Blockbuster over the years (rented it a hundred times) but never had a chance to purchase it. Is there a certain title to look for? I'm thinking it was an HBO special and I just can't remember the name of it.

[68vertskylark]

One of the most slept on comedians ever.

[reivenlocke]

Can you put up the part where he disses 2 Live Crew?

[xola123x]

my wife and kids is hilllaaariouss! :D

[RastafariPoet]

This dude sounds and looks funny lol

[paulinhoplaya9]

looooool

[kixmgc]

for how long lmfao

[mangabakate]

DESIGN A PUCH TO MAKE YOU LIVER BLEED lolllllllllllllLLLLLLLOLLL

[BobbyPhilosophy]

Bobby Philosophy says:

FUNNY!!!

"check out my videos"

[ImaginaryLegion]

Nice :D

[EmoneyBabay1Luv]

funny

[felipe7guilherme]

eu num intindi oque ele falooo (by: carinha estranho do panico na tv)

[fredsonsion]

não entendi nada!!aff

[z1inspector]

HA HA HA The toughest thing he could say to mike tyson

Tooooooo funnieeeeeeeee

[alex0676andrecs]

Damn Funny xDD

[wbrutus22]

"I'm gonna design a punch to make your liver bleed" lol ahhhh

[ChloeeDavies]

mee and my family lovee this soo muuch (:

he is truly the beest ! (:

[razorakachatboy]

lol

[Raymint]

I didn't know he was any good at this - this is genuinely funny stuff.

[kramnesnay]

Had me in tears, so funny

[luketailor]

kocham tego goscia :P

[roathryder1]

Seeing him on My Wife and Kids, it feels weird listening to him swear and say nigger and shit like that lol

[dar3al3stgirl]

i know right.... it's just like 2 different ppl

[BenFamous2010]

i thought the same exact thing! lol

[malekith77]

@roathryder1 i was thinking exactly the same thing! But its cool

[Ramonerdna]

wait till u see the difference between the Mo'nique who did stand up and the Mo'nique now I couldnt even watch the entire vid (and trust me i dont really mind swearin comedians...as a matter a=of fact THIS VID was relatively clean in my opinion)

[amolapaz1]

Isn't it almost prophetic how Damon says that Mike bit him?

[Wigster789]

love dayan in my wife and kids

[henry7515]

I DIDNT LIKE THAT FUNNY MAN U THINK U FUNNY??......(BITING)...ahahha­ahaa

[uriel94240]

srx je pensse pas kil es mort

[karizzma42]

est il mort?

[monroetsd]

non.

[shorty1111111111]

lol the toughest shit i could say back is for how long WOW datsz wild

[1000Biia]

I LOVE YOU DAMON

[xcoldd]

1:38 is the funniest minutes wooow he is Halerious !!

[Sychodave0989]

Listen here You Tubers , I'm gonna fuck you until you love me =p.

[LILJAYJAY41]

0:35 LOL THATS MAH FAVORITE PART!!

[billabam]

wheres the Handyman bit that damon did..that shit was too funny

[davykrump29]

Fuck you Damon; I'm glad all your shows got cancelled. You were cool, but you lost that a long time ago.

I'm from El Paso. Thanks for cancelling your stand-up shows because they wouldn't let your stripper hoes get in before paying customers.

[Nwo4life34]

"im gonna design a punch to make your liver bleed"

[youngnewtonian]

He is from My Wife And Kids.. He is SOO damn funny in it!!

[sooffical417]

lma00000 damon jr is never gonna be as funny as his pops man

[juggernaut44]

this shyt is the funniest thing ever

[belluci2009]

i always had a little crush on him, hahaha. he's got old-school charm mixed with a little mischief. perfect :)

[dinamozagreb1987]

thank you for putting this again on youtube

[brunogambit]

cuz we see my wife and kids almost everyday. !

[Califacience]

What's crazy about this is that it happened years before Mike bit Holyfield,

[ItsBigJimSlade]

true and he bit Mitch Green too a few years before he bit Holyfield

[DieselEntertainment]

dam.... i was gunna ask if dis was before or after he bit evander... wat a prediction haha

[WBHustlas]

really?

[coolefolife2]

LMFAO!!!!

[yuricanz]

you bettah hold me jack you bettah hold me cuz if you let me go you dead

[rembeck2]

"That's why I was with the nut side she said over on go with the nut side and everything with the other side said the I was going on the other side"

HAHAHAHAHA

[CavendishRobot]

wayans bros are awesome

[Lok4OxDD]

My favourite, My wife and kids.

I am Brazilian.

[mgozunini]

i love my wife and kids too, and i'm from uruguay,

saludos

[frankwhite432]

@Lok4OxDD its spelled favorite here in the U.S.

[hummurabi2010]

@Lok4OxDD VIVA BRASIL!

I am Salvadorian.

[ZorbinEUR]

finally sombody uploaded it

i was lookin for this

nice upload man

[fabinhosmelo18]

damon has more fans in brazil

[Fitinhamimosa]

My Idol!

i'm from Brazil

y love you!

EU TE AMO!

[Sean68643]

Damon Wayans is mad funny yo!

"I didn't like that funny man" LOL

"Iam gonna design a punch to make your liver bleed" LMAO

" I need some type of time frame" LOL

[eduardorobinski]

man damon wayans is funny :D

[a1021304]

russel peters way better

[faithfulmonkey]

damon one of my fav comedians his style is just weird :)

[ssmilyface]

THERE HE IS, HAHAHAHAHA :D love this video <3

[VinnyM87]

he's awesome! the best!!!

[hip2thabone]

So funny!

[brunodregato]

damon e o feraaaaa

[joebevis92]

i laugh at you

[vfgjhj]

good cause i was joking

[tauruslove88]

hmm i love damon wayans but i've heard this before Eddie Murphy Delirious and Raw

[jeffms2]

Damon Wayans was one of the writers of Eddie Murphy Raw, possibly Delirious too but not positive. He goes back further than most think. ciao

[AskewsMewes]

actually it was keenan not damon on "Raw"

[BluntedNcali]

Eddie Murphy did Raw..Get your facts right

[charlessandsjr]

FYI: Keenan produced it

[salsa2good]

so did Robert Wachs but who gives a fuck?

[AskewsMewes]

Uh my facts ARE right. I was correcting jeffms2 who said that Damon was a writer on Raw when in fact it was KEENAN. So again, it was Keenan on Raw, not Damon.

Thank You

[salsa2good]

he wrote the opening sketch.

[Maki86]

Yea i would appreaciate if you uploaded all of the clips, they seem to be missing.

Love his stand up work :D

[magicrob75]

sucks!

[periechontology]

What you have to remember about this bit is that it was done BEFORE Tyson Holyfield 2 and the whole ear biting incident (it was almost prophetic lol). This WOULD suck if it was just some kind of weak joke about that incident after it happened, but it isn't actually, it was before that. Hahaha the Tommy Hearns impression is crazy.

[netojj77]

he is good

[sherninetails]

its not funny

sry :(

[y1to10]

l seen his som just now

[kdc0101]

yo his son is fuckin funny

[JOJOBLING09]

mayjor pain 2 hellll yeaa do it pimpinnnn

[denmark555]

This special is funny as hell.......the whole thing is off the wall.

[PachucoDesigns]

You fail at understanding funny, I'm sorry. lol

[KingKungFuCantona]

Give me an example of a good joke in this stand up

[PachucoDesigns]

I'm not going to justify why something is funny to you. If you don't think it's funny, that's at your own discretion. I don't care to convince you one way or the other. But seriously, don't show up here just to try to ruin it for other people. Damon Wayans is legend, and I'm sorry, but your opinion of him isn't going to shake the opinions of others.

[KingKungFuCantona]

I didn't 'come here to spoil it for others' I came to see if it was funny, and it wasn't. Jesus, if you can't even take criticism for someone you like, I'm guessing you can't take criticism very well yourself.

And if you don't care what I think, why did you reply?

[DanreDevilo]

true very true.

[dadankness]

the whole mike tyson thing is funny

[DanreDevilo]

listen...i wanna fuck u in yo ass...

lolz i was lyk woah, but he mean it no homo.

[meyster7]

there isn't a "no homo" way to fuck a guy in the ass lol

[DanreDevilo]

there isn't.

[mercury0855]

your right

[MattG702]

Damon Wayans Last Stand! Wish they had more on here...

[okocharuud]

Can u upload most of the video in this stand up, they seem to all have disappeared