Jason X funniest scene

[laeishaf]

HE HAS CONNECTIONS?!! REALLY? LIKE JASON GV A FCK BOUT THAT.

[SmoovMoov1]

Recorded with: potato studio 5

[TheDemoniusX]

jason kills link from the zelda cartoon (jonathan potts)



[hoorayforjesus]

@TheDemoniusX MAKE A NEW VIDEO DEMONIUS

[elninoproductions]

and then they lived happily after after

[grinchy29]

10 bucks says he dies right on that spot

[80shairbandtributes]

NO THE FUNNIEST SCENE IS THE WHOLE MOVIE

[DooDoopapi]

Guy: it's okay guys he only wanted his machete Jason: no duh didn't have to crap pant on machete (Jason walks away) guy: burn retard Jason: what you say guy: nothing then gets sliced

[MrJunkProductions]

did he die?

[YippieKiYay101]

THE END lol

[TheCaser200]

Defenetly D.

[MrNeddlemouse810]

Now children, what do you think happens nekt?

A) Jason kills him

B) Jason kills him

C) Jason kills him

D) They all have a tea party

[WoodenBokken]

@MrNeddlemouse810 All of the above

[juandiegometallica]

@MrNeddlemouse810 D

[BareBandSubscription]

The funniest part of this movie is when I fucking burned it.

[LoneRebelX]

"well, excuuussse me, Jason" xP

[baneoftheoblivion]

0:00 jason: afternoon.

0:06 jason:please move so i can get my machete.

0:11 jason:no, now move.

0:16 jason: screw this he's not listening.

0:22 jason: don't sit on my machete!

0:28 jason: finally, that idiot moved away, wait a sec... he scratched it!

0:33 jason: yes, no shit moron, it is my trademark.

0:40 jason: saved it for me? you fucking went sitting on it!

0:45 jason: you fucking moron, now he's ignoring me of all things!

0:46 jason: ok, screw it all, you are dead.

[bluelion224]

does he die at the end

[RedxLilxSleepy]

jasons looking at him like wow this guys fucking retarded

[cameo965]

guy:nooooooooooooooooooooo (splat of blood all over walls)

[cameo965]

jason:yay now that i have the machete i will kill u hahahah!

[cameo965]

guy:it's ok guys he wanted his machete back feww!

[frostbiteautumn]

jasonX

[Viz731]

This movie sucked and this clip supports it.

[104dragonman]

@Viz731 how?

[BannanaMan61]

\O/ HELP ME



[AwesomeNoobism]

he didnt the 5 seconds after when he is beheaded

[MWepic]

Guy: He just wanted his machete back.

Others: Ok dumbass,let's see WHY he wanted his machete back.

[Dennywolfy]

@MWepic Me : because he wanted to kill him 

[The2Surferbros]

@MWepic LOL so true LOL

[thesanderson09]

And why do you think he wanted it back...

[MWepic]

Guy: He just wanted his machete back!

Others: Ok idiot, now your gonna see WHY he wanted his machete back!

[YoungLittleKassi]

@shelby4369

dont forget jasons bitches okay he will go crazy without his bitches

Jason: -walks to kassi-

me: -screams- im not your bitch!-kicks jason in the balls-

jason: -falls over whineing-

me: muhaha you my bitch X3

[PangTongNinja]

@CitizenKahne1015

Me: He's gonna give it to Freddy Krueger for Best Serial Killing friend day, and Freddy is gonna give his old klaw and use his MK9 demonic klaws.

Freddy: WHY DID U TELL HIM!!!!!!!???????

[scoob2312]

Yes rite after Jason stuck the machete through his back

[manuboy214]

did he die

[RedxLilxSleepy]

@manuboy214 no he didn't die he wanted his machete so they can roast marsh mellows on it

[MrLakeshow10]

haha i like the WHOO! at the end lol

[Freddyfan357]

Lololol

[CitizenKahne1015]

@DaGameNerd Thanks. I think this was the first time I got a spot in the top comment section.

[DaGameNerd]

I personally thought this scene was funnier than the sleeping bags one because he's acting like such a desperate dumbass.

[Nameless666Maggot]

@DaGameNerd That's the part that made me lol.

[TheFatass684]

congratulation on the 65,606 views

[Persononymous]

@idealdefence

IKR!

[idealdefence]

what the fuck? you didnt show the kill, you showed the part leading up to the kill

[TheBombshell33]

Funniest scene!? the whole movie was funny not scary...

[bellheart101]

XD

[80shairbandtributes]

Messed up the whole entire series that makes it real... Jason in space

[TheUltimatum16]

I wonder what did jason use that machete on when the video ended lolz

[cooldragongirl123]

0:47 the guy goes: WOO!

[cr44183]

He's screwed

[DuhHellooooo]

@cr44183 you make me throw up

[ThePsycoticboxman]

Half-second later - *STAB!!!*

[TheAdobe511]

He wanted that machete alright............

[Antichrist2000]

Mnetal note never give a horror character to a sci fi director!

[FoxLightstep]

The scene with the virtual camper girls was better.

[wcyoyospirit]

That guy is so dead.

[ZombieApocalypse69]

he dosen't die he falls to earth i seen the first thang that guy said he lives he never dies like wtf?

[TheEyez187]

Awesome film with some ace kills!!!

[treynbilly]

no the funniest scene is when he beat the two girls in the sleeping bags

[Xazenable]

@treynbilly Exactly right

[Slang4Art]

I like the scene where he bangs the peeps gainst the tree in the sleeping bag. That's just me though dawg!

PS I saw this in theaters cuz my friend was an usher at the time.

[theAdorkablemonkey]

Dude: what the hell is going on

Rowan: jason fucking voorhees thats whats going on

[TheDemoniusX]

jason kills the voice of line from zelda animated series.



[MrMacchiarolo]

This what jason is ALWAYS thinking when he sees a living being

Inside jasons mind: Kill, kill, kill, kill, kill, killl

[slikvic560]

guy: he just wanted his machete back!!!! other guys: why? guy: i dont kno... oh shit

[sha01max01]

WOW

[Gamehermit360]

Worst thing you can do is give jason the machete back

[ArathiBlades]

@Gamehermit360 If very far away with no way of him getting to you, that's probably the better choice... Look at his first kill in this movie; do you REALLY want to stand between Jason and his machete?

[James1239170]

@ArathiBlades Too be honest kinda

[Undertakerzgurl]

Yeah he wanted his machete back indeed.... What the hell did u expect him to do next, just say thanks and walk away?

[DaGameNerd]

@Undertakerzgurl LOL! That would have made it even funnier

[mrwarstv]

what the fuck its looks like he's on the death star

[HcSoldierKili]

I'm wondering that Jason hasn't got a lightsdaber =D

[joejoebud]

at the end jason was going to stab him

[CitizenKahne1015]

Narrator's Voice: It was right about then that God starting asking himself: "What in the name of Me was I thinking when I created this idiot?"

[geico39]

Jason use X-scissor.

[edwilsons]

TF2 SCAMMING IN A NUTSHELL

[TheBananaman380]

i bet everyone thought jason was just gonna nail him right in the back after he shouted "it's okay he just wanted his machete back!"

[gogtjgog]

@TheBananaman380 of course, u see his head lift up like hes raiseing his arm to wack him with it

[thefirefighter]

what an idoit give jason his toy back

[shelby4369]

Guy: I could get you fame, money.......

Jason: Don't forget the Bitches

[jjsammy1]

@shelby4369 Wait that sounded familar ohh yea it was from Superhero Movie uncle albert lol

[shelby4369]

@jjsammy1 Yep it's a shame that Leslie Neilson (Uncle Albert) died last year :(

[fuckyourcow]

Jason: DOUBLE MACHETES :DDDDDDDD

[JackOLantern011]

"its alright guys, he just wanted his machete back!"

*i appear all of a sudden and whisper: "up yours"

he says: "what??"

and then the machete went up his back!

[ctb2836]

I assume he then gets is head chopped off

[DrsJacksonn]

Money, fame... yeah, I'm sure that's what Jason's after.

[MSoulMaster]

I would kill him before he take the sword..

[glorie712]

if i was that i would chop of jason's head

[125account]

he just wanted his machete back!!

more like his machete IN YOUR back

[Girz0r]

I laughed so hard through this entire movie!

[LeaderOfBroterhood]

Whats he says: WE CAN BE RICH...YOU CAN HAVE IT...TAKE IT BACK

What Jason Thinks: I want to kill you.

[AYazreeq]

idiot

[CitizenKahne1015]

Guy: He just wanted his machete back!!

Everyone: And what do think he's going to do with it now dumbass?!

[BeatleVids]

@CitizenKahne1015 Guy: Oh, right.

[DaGameNerd]

@CitizenKahne1015 Really funny comment. You beat me to it cause my brother said something similar

Guy: He just wanted his machete back!!

Everyone: That's not a good thing dumbass...

[CitizenKahne1015]

Jason: Why would I need your help to become famous? I'm already a freaking horror icon!

[EdTV20]

Crappiest sequel ever made

[WCTate]

If I wasn't such a huge fan I would ignore this movie.

[cnadyapple53]

jason's looking like damn ur dumb a too easy kill

[THEDARKKNlGHT1939]

did he died?

[Nitromethanification]

your trying to bribe jason whats wrong with you!

[Teenlego]

i like how this dumbass tries to reason with Jason, saying he'll make him rich

[Silveristhebest123]

Since when are you SUPPOSED to give a serial killer his weapon of choice BACK TO HIM? XD

[Ashleylover66]

So....the one person the decide to experiment on is JASON?

[MokaProductions01]

So he died?

[mw2monstaman]

The victim dies

[landronics]

does he die not jason the victim

[videogamelover4300]

dammit i wanted to see him get stabbed!

[mrfatman30000000]

do's he die in this

[BensonBrushCustom]

@mrfatman30000000 Yeah

[furguson187]

@BensonBrushCustom no he cant die hes bak in the remake thats the new world it takes place years later after that

[furguson187]

@BensonBrushCustom or u talking about the human im talking about jason

[TyRiders2]

@BensonBrushCustom No he doesn't Jason Never dies.

[SuperZack122]

@BensonBrushCustom why didnt you show him die :(

[omegadomain]

@BensonBrushCustom you only see him crash into earth, at the end, his mask floats to the bottom of the lake, there for hinting for a sequel of some sort

[Vadion12]

@mrfatman30000000 He dies as soon as he finishes speaking that sentence

[Soprano12100]

@mrfatman30000000 sort of

[gogtjgog]

@mrfatman30000000 yeah, a few seconds later it cuts back to the people hding in the hall, then u hear him scream echo through the hall, so yeh he killed him

[MetalHeadProductionz]

@mrfatman30000000 you never find out, but its hinted that he lives

[claymation1nation]

@mrfatman30000000 acttuly no but he comes alive again since his mask is left and his sound goes in the lake

[KawaiixSimsx2]

@mrfatman30000000 DO'S? LMFAO xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD does*

[frozenterror93]

never...negotiate with jason

[hals8y]

Haha! Dumbass.

[TheDravenProductions]

Lol,yeah,but this is not as funny as the sleepbag scene!Lmao =)

[musicman54321ify]

well kets think for two seconds. hmmmmmmmmmmmm WHY would he want his machete back? dumbass

[TheDeadsHorrors]

Cheesy but still funny =D THUMBS UP

[BensonBrushCustom]

@TheDeadsHorrors Thanx man. I hated the movie, but when I seen this scene I thought it was so funny.

[RnetProductions]

great but the funny part is the death lol

[BensonBrushCustom]

@RnetProductions Thanx alot man =D

[RnetProductions]

@BensonBrushCustom oh no problem man i really like this scene lol

[livelavaforever1O1]

Kool Tommy

[BensonBrushCustom]

@livelavaforever1O1 Thanx man =D

[2PacJoel]

Haha...that's awesome man!

[BensonBrushCustom]

@2PacJoel Thanx alot man =D