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  • Jeepers!

  • *drools*

  • *Plays video*

    *Pokerface*

    *Reach 0:34*

    *Can't. Stop. Laughing.*

  • Man, this is well bad. He ruined a perfectly good song. He needs another dick in his mouth... his voice hurts my ears. Take the shame.

  • Poor thing... at this point (to quote Puck) I'd rather raw dog a bee hive. This song killed any attraction I had left for him.

  • Sexy man, great song, terrible video!

  • I would lick Colton Ford's asshole like no other ass existed.

    That being said, I would sooner eat a gun than to listen to this crap again.

    I'd still fuck him though.

  • The internet never fucking gets old.

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  • Colton, go back to porn! As a singer, you are a great fucker! even wearing latex, mash and shirtless you make me like this video. Thanks!

  • Colton, go back to porn! As a singer, you are a great fucker!

  • I'd never heard of Colton before someone pointed out that he's in a Cyndi Lauper video. I looked into it and found out he also sings (there was even a link on a site about him to THIS video). I must say, I do like his voice, but OMFG is he ugly! Wow.

  • класное видео)

  • pero q maricas los que le dieron me gusta a esta porqueria locas hijupts

  • Colton Ford is spectacularly hot and has a really good voice. He just can't separate the two. I think if he just sang the song w/o the posing and porn wardrobe, he could be taken more seriously. I like sexy singers (hello Ricky Martin!), and Colton is playing to a specific fan base, which I suppose I'm part of, but if he ever wants to be a "mainstream" artist, he needs to move beyond his porn star image.

  • is he gay? oO"

    im serious..

    idk.. :S

  • Pose, Pose, Pose. Forget about the song and it's meaning and pose.

  • The song itself isn't horrible. It doesn't equal the original, but it's got its virtues. The video, however, is appalling and I think that's what people are responding to when they hate on this.

  • @zolluuu lol

  • i actually like it....

  • I don't like this...This ruin one of the best songs...

  • Colton Ford is a quack. He's an embarrassment. This is nothing other than pure self indulgence. He should stick to singing these songs in the shower. No one wants to hear you do a cover. This is pathetic. This infuriatingly bad. Pathetic.

  • This f'ag just ruined one of the all time greatest song you pissed me off I ever see you I'll smack the cock taste out of your Mouth I hate you this is the reason you idiots can't get married this right here is why

  • *comment removed by Chuck Norris

  • How embarrassing... One of the best songs ever recorded just got raped...

  • this sucks so embarrassingly bad

  • Looks like a character from BATMAN movie

  • BASTARD! WHAT HAVE U DONE TO THIS BEAUTIFUL SONG

  • Ai que  gostoso

  • the point of showing him being "sexy" is they know his audience, DUH.... but I prefer him naked in XXX film instead of his singing video's.. I think he'd get further in music 1. if he didn't do so many cover songs and get an entire album of NEW material

    2. stop being half naked in his videos.. WE GET IT, he has a nice body

    3. tone down the dance factor,, no offense Colton but you're not a good dancer

    4. the target audience is the gay men , YET I've never ONCE seen any of his vids at a club

  • fantastic

  • laughing so hard.

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  • I actually kinda like this version. Of course, it doesn't hurt that he's gorgeous...

  • if it was a girl singing this instead I wouldve climaxed

  • @Pacman89Champ do you mean u climaxed but you wish it was a girl? XD jk :P

  • Really cool song!

  • Watching this video turned me straight.

  • @tombudz22 Thats weird because this video gave me gay tendencies.

  • actually like this lol...despite all the criticisms lighten up guys n dolls this is a good version of the classic, tho I do agree they needed to taper the emphasis on his sexual appeal.

  • i blame the directors of the video.. its actually somewhat of a nice remix, but the fact that they have him "trying to act sexy" so hard kills it.. sexiness should be natural.. too bad that made him look like a typical queen.

  • Nice try Colt.... keep it up.. A hug..

  • I mean, you can say whatever about his music, but he's fucking absurdly sexy. That's just the truth. 

  • @DirtyRottenScoundrel then... he should just go back to porn. kinda dumb career move. the guy's a royal twit. oh well. there are plenty of bigger dicks around anyway. yawn. lol.

  • I find his music brainless boring and common with no artistic elements anyway... but this one was ok. I liked the beat... it hits pretty hard.

  • please stop. too self-conscious, stop looking in the mirror and just live a little.

  • whores in music. what next? lying politicians?

  • Losing my Religion by Britney Schwarznegger?

  • @Benjaxin LOL Love your comment!

  • OMG..Love it!

  • Gross fag

  • Determinate cose dovrebbero vietarle...

  • holy fuck my eyes

    whys he in a fishnet suit then jumps to a superhero suit

    looks like a gayporn actor.... 10 yrs ago

  • dame that old guys buff and this vid was way to funny lols

  • I LIKE IT, THE VIDEO SUCKS !

  • how gay is he lol gr8 stuff hes my hero

  • how gay is he lol gr8 stuff

  • This is the worst thing that has ever been published on the internet. 

  • he's so hot...

  • AWESOME SUPER!!!

  • Wow, this guy's got the Vibes and this is how i should look like,...well the hair is the same as mine, but the body,...gotta hit the Gym!=P

  • is that an old man, in tight clothing, dancing in a corner?

  • @bigbaby112233 ENVY ! he is not an old man, is a middle age man and most of us would like to look like that at his age.

  • @asulaco yeah but what does it matter if all you have is looks and your talent is zero.

  • @a15gregjockca  FY !

  • @asulaco yeah yeah, whatev, bitch. good luck with the medication and rape therapy. i'm sure manic-depression will be cured one day. try not to cut off your ear 'n shit.

  • @a15gregjockca YOU POOR THING

  • @asulaco lulz. why? i'm getting off on this sick shit. WHEEEE!!! cut yourself another fucking vagina, you stupid broad. LOL!

  • @asulaco yeah but what does it matter if all you have is looks and your talent is zero? he should go back into porn and stop raping good music because of some sort of "career bitterness". just bend over and take it. YAY!

  • @a15gregjockca Still you sound jealous, You are the bitter one! Didnt ask for your opinion anyway.I like his version like it or not.About the bend over and take it part . . . I did ! years ago when he was doing exclusively porn . . . IT WAS GOOD !. Who are you to tell others what to do anyway? Whats your talent? Sit on the computer and argue with everybody? GET A LIFE! Or get laid (whichever comes first).

  • @asulaco hahaha, okay whatever, bitch. you must hum to elevator music then.

  • he looks good. i think we all get it. but i think the video sucks

  • Nice effort, Colton. You've got the charisma, but you don't have to get naked to be legitimate.

  • So hot, but... REM rules.

  • no matter how old he is... hes still hott and bangable! i'd hit it

  • LMAO someone did need to improve his choreography cause it was a little weird. he did have a good sound tho!

  • when did batman start singing?

    

  • loving this remix BIIIG

  • nice pipes :p

  • Some things just mustnt have its 'electric' version...

    -.-

  • @SonyGirl7

    R.E.M. has always been an electronic band. But I do know what you mean. It sounds like gay-bar elevator music. Colton needs lots of original stuff if he's gonna make it. Cover bands never go anywhere.

  • gosh, he looks so uncomfortable.

  • BrianEaZy: "Creepy old guy...like act ur (your) age..." Let's see how you are acting when you get older. Do you have a voice? Seems to me that's the only issue here. If you live long enough, you will be an old codger too...unless you die young.

  • Creepy old guy. Like act ur age.

  • great voice, but needed a more serious video.... too much drama .... too many tank tops:)) anyway, great voice, great body

  • thats really hot<!ªªªªª i love it so much!!!

  • he's beautiful but i don't see him as a singer. how did he get the rights to this song anyway? michael stipe must be a fan lol

  • you arent lying he is very sexy :)

  • he is soooooo hot and has sexy body. adore him...

  • he is very hot, and has a sexy body...

  • meglio come porno star che come cantante... almeno come porno star ha una ragione di esistere...

  • ignore the idiots, great job on a classic song! and a sexy video. insecure boys will always try to put you in a box.

  • Michael Stipe probably appreciated the video

  • Colton let me in your Bedroom and make hot Sex with me all the Time.

  • This is blasphemy against an epic song. If you're going to cover someone else's work, show some bloody respect.

  • This is song is not so bad, but Colton is F**KIN HOT!! Colton's not the best singer in the world, but the electronic production in this song is very good, & the video is well done too. Peace Gary in PA USA.

  • He should stick to porn...it's like he's desperate to put some legitimacy into his life.

  • Finnallany a Madonna Man was waiting for it .........

  • Yeah his cock is way better than his signing. 

  • he is HOT, and I have something to keep his mouth occupied with to stop the singing. >:-)

  • sorry but Pornstars should make Porn ... not music .....

  • Go back to porn, because you suck. (Pun, not intended)

  • not actually as bad as I was expecting! He can actually sing pretty well.

  • DaYum! His muscles have muscles!

  • xD He [ she ? =) ] is monstrous =D

  • god, he's so delicious.

  • hot

  • I'm in love with this man.. Yummi

  • These song and video rock!!Go Colton!!!want to hear more from you!Fuck the past,he's a singer now!People who doesn't like that,just get over it!!

  • ..Damn?.. What the hell?

  • COLTON, NO! TAKE YOUR CLOTHES OFF AND KEEP FUCKING DUDES!

  • fuckin HOT

  • This just proves that you can't have it all...

  • when I hit my 40s I would love to look at least half way as good as he does. WOW major hottie!!!!

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  • What a bullshit! Why are there people who make good songs bad!?

  • thats MY daddy :)

  • VERY hot man but somehow the song and the visuals are a little campy.

  • i was 14 when i first seen one of his porns, he made me crazy everynight :P

  • that is a worst version !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Can't say I'm familiar with his - uh - film work but as evident in this video, he's a handsome 6'2 with lots of charisma (and a more than passable singing voice). One more bonus: according to Wikipedia, he was born Glenn Soukesian which suggests that he's at least half-Armenian.

    As one 1980s hit insisted, "Let's Hear It For the Boy." Or in this case, let's hear it for a 47 year old super-hunk.

  • shit, i love orginal

  • Thank you Mr Ford love ur voice as for the asshole who posted. " omg he's 47 " fuck him i stll look 35 !

  • Oh shit, he's 47? Damn.

  • LOL

  • Colton is a God with the voice and the body 2match.

  • Don't get me wrong, I'm sure Colton is a sweet guy, he's super sexy and his voice isn't bad... but... this is honestly just more proof that porn stars can NOT act for shit. Way too much "emotion" going on here for me to handle.

  • HHAHAHAHA

  • You're the best and the only one my friend!

    I love you Colton!

  • Remember when Jeff Stryker tried to be a serious musician? This is the successful version.

  • How awesome would it be to look like that at that age. Lucky Guy.

  • he 1s awesome and cute for an older guy same eyes as me

  • This was painful to watch. One could tell he has taken or borrowed styles from all the popular divas - from Annie Lennox to Madonna. And for a guy who claims he doesn't want to only be known as a pornstar, he certainly uses (over-use) the idea, "sex sells". Time to find his own style and stop borrowing material from divas or current stars. Copying their ideas over and over again just makes it all seem soo boring and syndicated re-runs.

  • FAIL

  • Super Hero body and looks. Very cool. Nice personal touch in his rendition of this song remake.

  • i love this film clip he is sooooooooooooo hot

  • OMG I thought he was more pretty :|

  • He is a hot guy with some talent. We all get older but we don't have to quit doing what we love. I like him and the video is great; would be better losing the bandit look in the corner.

  • I like Colton, but this is laughable...

  • This is funny in a pathetic way. For all those aspiring porn performers: this is how well they pay, you get fucked by the ass i dont know for how long and by how many people, you age, you dont have 2 nickles to rub together and this is what you end up doing

  • Man he's gay...whatever, fine.

    That said, this is horrible.This is really, really bad.

    And that super hero shit was outta there!

  • The ones who disaprove of this video or as they describe it with negative comments, really like it. In fact, it's the only way they know how to say he's a hottie.

    Me? GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR Nice voice, nice body and NICE Tank top and bouncing ni AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

  • woah wtf did not see that coming the spandex suprised me

  • The fucking gayest thing on earth

  • Desde luego folla mejor que canta...que se dedique al porno que es lo que tiene que hacer. No sé que mania les ha dado a todos los actores porno por cantar ahora...

  • Although I'm not a huge fan of the video, I do enjoy this mix of the song. :)

  • really omg thats some funnny shit

  • just stop...forever! go home and sit down,don't get back up! just stop...forever!

  • chingon, chingo, muy buena versión del Colton,

  • :D:D:D:D

  • This is one of the most horrendous things i have ever seen.

    I need to scrub my eyes.

    He should stick to sucking cocks. He is good at that.

  • I like him and the clothes from Slick It Up but why would one cover this song?

  • I prefer him in the porn industry!

  • omg, his music physically hurts me, please dont step close to a mic or any type of recording equipment again

  • good lord some songs are just sacred. Don't touch this song. This cover is up there with CC & the Music Factory doing a cover of U2s Pride in the Name of Love.

    Totally looses the meaning and spirit behind the song. aBlasphemy! good lord.

  • it makes me kind of uncomfortable.

  • Nice work Colton. Two thumbs up on this one.

  • Colton Ford jednak bardziej sprawdza sie w popisach oralnych niz wokalnych ;)

  • omg, this is really bad! Fortunately he's still hot ;-D

  • Oh shi~! Damn, Micke Stipe is muuuuuuuuuch better. This is one of the worst covers ever.

  • BEST VIDEO SO FAR!!! FINALLY HIS CLOTHES ARE On

  • buenisimo

  • this guy is pushing 50 .. how the hell does he maintain that physique??

  • @Steffanberg

    steroids and careful lighting. there's lots of stretch marks.

  • @Steffanberg well, i guess this guy hits the Gym and eats a well-balanced diet,...no tacos or burgers for him,...like in my case!=P

  • wtfffffuuuu are you kidding me?

  • Holy shit, this made me laugh so much. It's also slightly terrifying. 0:33 onwards kind of made me feel like i was about to be raped by Sam Champion.

    YouTube should bring back stars so i can give this 5!

  • he gives gays a bad name

  • If it is gay why are you watching it dumbass? Go watch some straight shit like Britney..

    Mr Ford is HOT HOT HOT

  • @toxicotter and youre a fag fag fag

  • @toxicotter Hey first of all hes ruined this legendary song.

    secondly i dont know if hes gay or not but hes a loser for sure.He cant make a music carrier with his voice and he pops out his abs and biceps for some uknown-sexuality horny idiots like you.find a reason to live and cut this crop before you find your self 60 years old and the only thing that you have done since then is to found a "ford youtube funclub"

    no offence :)

  • Dude is hot...for his age...got a voice but cant dance...kinda funny cause most can carry a step...still he's hot!

  • mon dieu c est affreux!! il devrait continuer dans le porno il ferait mieux!!! bon courage!

  • To all the people who write negative comments on this and say that it's a gay video... DUH!! You idiot, Colton Ford was a GAY PORN STAR. Of course his music videos are gonna be pretty damn gay.

  • really guy? are you retarded? oh.. and sweet fish nets.. Cough (Gay) cough

  • really guy? are you retarded?

  • really guy? are you retarded?

  • just amazing!...

  • just amazing!...