Halo 3 Funny Marine Intelligence (Machinima)

[Masterchief117585]

Thumbs up if you thought the marine who said "your a dude right?" sounded like quagmire off of family guy.

[NKTJh]

This is too funny.

[kevinmarquez19]

If you look at at female marine ANYWHERE besides her face... just try it lol

[EcOwl]

The sexual tension is so thick you could cut it with an energy sword.

[HayabusaSpork1995]

2:56 that's what she said xD

[wattosacrim]

typical sargent stacker moment "cheif open the door we can roll on throughhhh"

[dodomut]

ah the good ol' Halo 3 days... good times, good times

[awesomemercenary]

god dammit just shoot the damn marines in the head!!!!!!!!!!!!

[JimbertAwesomeness]

even with IWHBYD on I still don't get any funny quotes

[CrazymanBen1997]

Deae Diary thats what she said

[Daniel55556]

UNDRESSING ARTARD NOT INTESING

[XxPatrickQxX96]

2:40 Adam Baldwin

[THELASTMASTA]

Dear diary, today a creepy giant stared at me , and I didn't like it as much as thought I would

[buddysunk]

undress not intress

[littlenigs101]

I think those guys are gay

[PennanJr]

Haha he said ''undressing'' not interesting you dumbass.

[Lisztman88]

Seriously these marines IQ's are far below room temperature

[Lisztman88]

I shit you not, in Halo 2 I stuck a marine in the head and he said "Sir we've got a problem!" and ran towards me and the marines and killed everyone.

[GrubRising13]

0:11 That marine is voiced by the same dude who does the voive of Nathan Drake from the Uncharted series and Desmond from the Assassins Creed series.

[GrubRising13]

1:52 Same voice actor as Nathan Drake from the Uncharted series. :)

[UndisturbedSilence1]

The captions are off a bit.

[chief5663]

Damn, I wish Reach was funny. But they had to make it all serious. Serious my ass...

[jimbo911fly]

its official, master chief, likes to make marines his sex objects, a sad conspiracy i must say......

[TheBmoody71]

your a dude right?

[knee43]

"Your a dude? Right?" lol

[cadaeli]

whats the name of the end credits song it came out in arby n the cheif when they were going to get booted and it makes me feel sad that they got booted from xbox i really want to know and thumbs up if you cliked this video randomly

[TheDeliriousWaffle]

press 6 for the funisest part in the vidio!

[snowkirby26]

" Cheif open the door we can roll on through" Cheif turns then turns back abd guy is at is balls

[aqwsgtcat]

@ 0:54 its undressing me not interessing me

[MrShooterFilms]

the asian dude will ask if he is a dude

[zxinsanebloodxz]

lol one of the marines voice actor is nolan north lol

[haloissoooocool]

their shooting and shootingat the cheif and then 1 shot by the cheif he stops hey you actually hurt me man

[MrGamerguy420]

the marine at 2:30 was xD

[doodadamlol]

2:31 made me lol :')

[cjhurst1001]

My favorite is the diary one.

[ajaye11]

DUDE!



[zuniga465]

im gettin tired to being treated like a sex object!

[Nebulafantasy]

WTH is "intress." He says "undress."

[swordysvg]

2:54-3:00

thats what she said!!!!!

[imt3hace]

3:07 lol he meant the second door, but i guess u knew that right?

[BautistaFreeze207]

That's wut she said!

Bow chicka bow wow

[HispanicNoodles]

CO: Dammit the Chief killed his squad for their ammo again. Send in the recruits!

•Next Day•

Marine: No way! I get to be in the Chief's squad. I have to tell mom.

"RING" "RING"

Marine: Mom it's me Timmy, guess what? I get to be in Master Chief's squad .... Yup that's right Master Chief..... Wait why are you crying?

[CaNaDAaxBaCoN]

when i was playing one marine sed if nobody was lookin i sooo wouldve bagged that grunt!!!

[Riseagainsthemacine]

2:24 are you supposed to like master chief staring at you?

[malbloto2]

3:10 he was distracting you so he could suck your c*ck xD

[Ozzzie968]

Its not INTRESS Its UNDRESS

[serria864]

to all who served to protect earth you shall be remembered. umm sir these arn't the the halo reach marines. WHAT THEN WHO THE HELL ARE THESE. halo three marines sir. oh well umm this is strange

[vault2281]

@serria864 No marines in Halo Reach, army now and don't forget that.

[LEGOGuardian200]

458 people are tired of being sex objects.

[RobloxMan6]

3:46 - 3:48 he walked out ashaimed...

[jelydon488]

Tired of being treated like a sex object what?

[gunmasterJohn]

Miss one "sending u to plant jackass jackass"

[tehnoobshow100000]

dear diray... a creepy gaint stared at me today and i did not like it as much as i thought i would...

[roguecheerio11188]

457 have no socks.

[JoKeRsObLiViOn420]

HOLY SHIT bruce lee is a marine!!!!!!!!!!!!

[TheAirsoftBoy7557]

I would have been your daddy skull

[Zoball1]

Dear diary, today i was pompus and my sister was crazy. Today we were kidnapped by hillfolk, it was the best day ever.

Firefly quotes FTW!

[xXBRSAXx]

The black marine was freaking awesome

[IamMIRICALABLE]

hahaha getting tired of beeing treated like a sex object!!

[AzelfandQuilava]

i can't get the marines to say shit like this for some reason :(

[xnow13]

Anything from the Covenant is called "Ghost"

[DamuEmran]

is the white marine voiced by Nolan North?? It sounds like him

[jazi150]

2:22 to 2:54 most funny part of all the video.

[xPo1S0nXs0DaX]

I have a Broner.

[EFCkingTom]

hey hey you wanking there >~????

[lemonhead635]

the ad is gay progressive :O

[TheFreakyBasset]

that tune at the end sounded familiar but i cant seem to put my finger on it........

[bunanyaman]

how long did you stand there waiting for them to say that and did you have the IWHBYD skull on?

[Taliesin109]

1:42 that guy HAS to be a rookie!

[glukkon89]

that marine on 3:25 seems to be so tired of everything he punches away a warthog wheel =P haha

[rejuised]

seriously how do you make them talk like that? do you just have to stand in front of them? or is this fake?

[dullestcookie]

the one on the left looks like tobuscus! LOL

[firemandessa]

2:28 Adam Baldwin yaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[dalekdude180]

3:46 "Im sorry..."

[sinjun12]

hey hey ow that one in

[jakethereid1234]

Dear diary...lol

[BioH4zerdousG4am3r]

"master cheif runs away" marine:okay but you actually hurt me man""master chef walks back and says i am sowwie :("

[TheLostplanet979]

haha the marine looks like chuck norris with not that much hair and no beard thumbs up if u agree

[mock15halo]

haha 2:48

[TheOptimusprimus1]

"OW! That one went in!" That's what she said!

[ODSTRolly]

Okay, but you actually hurt me! Perfectly timed.

[fdmqpskjtb]

coald vidio



[MRmackaay]

Sex object lol!! 2:51

[422Shuriken]

3:05 he means the second door -.-

[Jamester1227]

Cant even tell if hes awake LMFAO 2 FUNNY!!!!!!!!!

[jonatan1535]

2:15 "Found you jackass"

LMAO.

[Taliesin109]

"what do I do with this PEA SHOOTER!!?" LMAO

[fergie81194]

3:14 surprise blowjob

[YouCouldUseAMint]

@VinnieKahal Hey Vinnie, your first name is awful. Go back to /b and spam there

[HilariousOperation]

"Ah, I don't feel that way... about you." Is that the guy who voiced Tidus in ffX.

For that matter, in the mission that starts you out having to snipe covenant forces for your first battle, there's a marine whom I suspect to be voiced by Quinton Flynn. I haven't played the game for a while so I don't remember the name of the level. You need the IWHBYD skull activated, and he's dropped off the pelican with you. Could anyone confirm or deny this please?

[issenterprise1]

IN halo 3 the marines are dude all the time in reach the marines are more army type

[nachtatix]

Dude, Dude dude dude dude;Dude dude dude. DUDE!

[dowww21]

i think i might be a noob........so if i am.......if any1 hates noobs then they hate me....so yea idk if i am

[5LoZeRzPrO]

1:23 LOL he miss spelled problem, he spelt it broblem

[matto16324]

Socks during a battle? one of the most unrealated questions during war. Ever. EEeeevvvererrr. er. But i still lold.

[dabadzman]

ehh its not that great 

[napster385]

FOUND YOU JACKASS! i nearly cried

[napster385]

Do you have some SOCKS I could borrow! Lolroflbbq

[MrAsianStudios]

STFU people about the Ads, I hate them too, but they keep youtube free, besides some people buy half the stuff they advertise, so you might wanna think about it

[tigerzpaw004]

it's "you're undressing me with your eyes" not "intress blah blah blah."



[tigerzpaw004]

it's  "you're undressing me with your eyes" not "intress blah blah blah."

[kennybibi]

i thought he said do your diary

[smosh83]

lol dear diary creepy giant stared at me today and i didnt like it as much as i thought

[linne333]

3:05 when u see him crouching in masterchiefs croth, u can take a good guess of which "door" he meant xD

[soich44]

Anyone else notice that the marine sounds exactly like Nolan North? Dangit! Now he's in another game!

[tttmmmnnnttt]

the "chief open the door, we could roll on too" he was actually talking about the SECOND door which was locked!

[Zimba116]

2:57 hey, hey oww that one went in

that's what she said

[wbtrex08]

@Zimba116 I hope not ._.', if so, that bch is a slut.

[trDewy]

3:32 You dont got no pancake mix!!!

[blastoise114]

Dear diary, today a giant stared into my eyes and I didn't like it as much as I thought I would.

[CanadianSniper15]

are that the voices in the real game or are they syncronised?

[tttmmmnnnttt]

@CanadianSniper15

real, but with the IWHBYD skull ON!

[bigbluechevy12345]

I hate how I have to wait for a fucking advertisement to load, then I have to wait for my video to load...agreed?

[yankolvich]

@bigbluechevy12345 stop complaining ads keep youtube free and if you dont want them install firefox

[MegaMoneyMan92]

thumbs up if you love marines in halo X)

[LutenantDmitri]

@MegaMoneyMan92 thumbwhore XD

[MegaMoneyMan92]

@LutenantDmitri not really i dont care about up i say thumbs up to see if anyone agree whit me i think the other peopel  do that to. but if they say thumbs up just because they want thumbs up then theyre thumbs up whores xD but wtf its just a green humen finger lolbs

[xMTJGxTeaM]

@MegaMoneyMan92 i thought the grunts were funny untill they changed them in reach

[MegaMoneyMan92]

@xMTJGxTeaM yea tthey are no longer funny but i dont care because i play halo 3 :D

[xMTJGxTeaM]

@MegaMoneyMan92 yh i dunno why they did i also dunno why there putting halo on ps3 they dont deserve it lol i still got halo 3 but i play reach i never play halo 3

[furrysega7]

im getting tired of being treated as a sex object

[many9662]

I like this video. Thank you for your sharing. Hope to see next your video.

[peenpooproductios]

3:00 thats what she said

[lixonbrickstudios]

452 ppl were being treated like a sex object

[JadeMau]

"You're undressing me with you're eyes, aren't you?"

[MrHeLmEtMaN]

"Okay but you actually hurt me man....."

lmao :D

[jazzthriller]

"your undressing me with your eyes, aren't you?" hahaha :D

[legofreak998]

3:26 chuck norris became a marine

[emiss423]

whats the name of the song in the beginning?

[liliuo1312]

"im getting tired of treated like a sex object" 2:45

[ianjm00]

the line where he says (found you jackass is hillarious

[Eriansy13]

I can sum it all into one word:

Pwnage.

[snoepguy]

Am i'm the only one that knows the odst's of halo odst got the same voice at halo 3 the marines?

[h2rryp0tter]

JACKIE CHAN+CHIEF+ARB''=WIN

[DPV111]

dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dude dude duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuude DUDE!

[crowerazorman]

"Dude, do you have some S0x i can borrow?"

[Akalack]

i love how whoever made this cant even spell undress and pea

[ZornockMaregon]

Score one for military "intelligence"

[CortanaFTW]

0:50 it says "you're undressing me with your eyes aren't you?"

you gotsded it wrong.

[phmcdevitt]

"your a dude right" lol

[TheOdst1337]

@Carnage1235 dude you know what i don't like. if you do splitscreen as and elite his teeth are gone and he has no armor covering his jaws.also i noticed there jaws go through there helmets when there not supposed to and it looks stupid

[jadissx]

no1 pays attention to marines if u think about it....

[Carnage1235]

Obviously that's false.

[RichesTom]

@Carnage1235 well done you fucking r-tard.

[Carnage1235]

Thank you :). I don't understand your strange complimentary lingo, but uh, I'll send some back too you uh, Rrrrrr-tard! Huuuhh yeaaaah? :)

[TheOdst1337]

Dear Diary Creepy giant stared at me today and I didn't like it as much as I thought I would. lol

[KCSrevolution]

@TheOdst1337 hahaha. thats my second fave.. my fave is when u stand there for like 10 minutes and a marine runs up and says "I think his batteries ran out" lol

[TheOdst1337]

@KCSrevolution I gave an elite a wepon and he said didn't i give you this for christmas is there something you require. but my favorite was when he said one word for you and then he says something in jiberish

[Game15Hero]

rofl jackie chan at 1:23

[BagelBoi53]

3:05 Stacker is blind.

[ItsCorrineSoScream]

"getting tired of being like a sex object"

.....do i need to comment xD

[Schmidty8675309]

Marine:Whats the situation

MC: Well i got a boner and it hurts like ^%$@

[carch117]

Wow those credits were classy as fuck.

[Xxthunderrazor]

Marine: CHEIF!!! OPEN THE DOOR SO WE CAN ROLL ON THROUGH!!!

Cheif: WTF!? ITS OPEN!!!

*turns around*

Cheif: Wtf? Where did he go?

Marine: *whispering* you cant see me....you cant see me...no one can....

[ILoveFlaky1]

LOL he mess with master chief 2:34! WTF!!! LOL!

[balrog0444]

lol, the transcribe subtitles have an interesting view on whats being said xD

[granturismoman170]

ROFL OUT OF CHAIR!

[LeVicomteDeVa1mont]

wtf justin timberlake!!!

[KlineStife]

No, the chief is a chick. Duh.

What Marine Intelligence?

[wargamingcoverage]

448 people are covenant!

[dubberman22]

WTF? how did that happen

[bananian]

what's the piano piece at the end called?

[colalicious1]

For the record, it's pea shooter, not peace shooter.

[lixonbrickstudios]

ive got right prety eyes huh? uh....0_o"

[legaliseme]

lol its PEA shooter , not peace shooter that makes no sense

[Chipmunkool]

"Dear diary, creepy giant stared at me today and I didn't like it as much as I thought I would." Freakin' hilarious.

[Lucario26rox]

@Chipmunkool hey hey...we got work to do and your making this an uncomfortable enviroment

[crissy1234567890]

its a mod

[xxzeALotxx183]

@crissy1234567890 It's called the IWHBYD skull.

-_-

[HaloReach118]

WTF

HEY HEY hey

lol that made me shit my pants XD

[YoshiFan300]

"Getting tired of been treated like a sex object" O_o ...ok?

[kevsans97]

lol XD XD damn fanny

[leandercool]

3:10 he ment the other door

[EVILCHI3F]

i think the marines are gay in this game O_O