Kumar Drag Queen part 3

[MrAssholeTan98]

If u give a naked woman to a American man he will rape the bitch

If u give a naked woman to a Japanese man he will bring his friend have orgy

If u give a naked woman to a african he will raped then cook her

If u give a naked woman to a Singaporean man he will wait for furthur instructions

[MrAssholeTan98]

Malay Blue flim

Malay Man: Nia Tak Boleh Tahan

[zackyanissa]

When you take indian man,please use condom that glows in the dark.Very inportant.Because once you off the light,then you 'aneh,aneh'.Actually he's there.And the girl sopme men who are small,some chinese men when they are small,dont laugh,you break there ego.Dont see the small one,you laugh.Just take the condom cut into half.And malay men cannot use the condom.Against the religion.So use pandan leaf.Very important

[averilchan1984]

KUMAR IS DOPE!!!

[T18699]

she got big heart!! at least 2x2!! Buy on get one free.. The ugly one the face like that!!!

HAHAAHAHAH Hilarious!

[T18699]

Why? You want my number ah? No get out of the water the tigh cannot in!!

[T18699]

She think se very preety u know! She can go sun taning naked in Sentosa then people push her back in the water think whale drowning

[T18699]

2:02- The face ah like the koropok havent fried yet!!!

[foxyg0210]

Lo,so....... hilarious!!!!

[emoster88]

25 dislikers are racists..LOL

[johnblink]

Ang mho turn here turn there.... Tomorrow all ko iok. Lol

[piggysushi]

if i discovery channel~ XDDD OMG~

[ftnfdzl]

if i counter girl ah, ur face ha SIMEN. BHAHAHHAHAHAH !

[marissamofu]

If you give a naked girl to an american man, he'll rape that bitch,

If you give a naked girl to an african man, he'll rape her and eat her later,

If you give a naked girl to a singaporean man, he'll sit in a corner and wait for further instructions.

[greenroxchick]

that's a skinny ass dude O.O

[wacsirius]

FU

[sleeper2326]

Ugly u know,e face like e kerepok haven't fry yet..aiyo!!

hahahahah LMFAO

[AxxesJay]

if i counter girl, your face ahh ? CEMENT !

lol. HAHAHAHAH.

[speedosaid]

Japansese blue film , the girl can half way stand up and laugh , why u laugh ?.. The guy use wasabe ah ?.. LOL at thats sia !

[KyraPractor]

Bodohnye anjing ni! Tt's really mean!

[salihababez]

that was so awesome !

[fiionaaaa]

Indians blue film = shadows. HAHA

[X33WangZi]

Love His Joke Awesome!

[letsflyawaytogether1]

wtf...did 'she' just said indians are horny??..and we must have sex at least 3 times a week or feel dehydrated...aiyo aiyo apa 'machan'...lollll...wow lucahnya!!!.lolll

[CherryMikoo]

People came, pushed her back to the water. They thought whale or what...

LOL

[PALEOEzalagunam]

wait for further instructions, haha

[gamatoilrefinery]

come out of the water the tide cannot come in..nice one

[zanketsuvincent]

Ahahha! So funny! A bit racist, but funny nyway.

[peterdantebleach]

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[Fireboy789able]

funny sia..but she never degan ang moh

[shippok02]

@Fireboy789able she did leh and the end

[IrethN]

Thanks for posting this and sharing the laughter!

[Tigergruppen88]

lol condom againts islam?... i dont think so lol.....

[ChocolateAi13]

i laughed till i choked on my saliva ;_____; 

[oyhens]

hahaha i like the part when he says ''óne time u beat, they beat you back take the parang cut you make curry hahahahahaha

[gerl2fierce]

OMG! I LOVE HIS JOKES..

[lilprincess0886]

i laughed til i had tears!! he's just too gud!

[fireicevirgo]

If I counter girl, you face ah, CEMENT! HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAH.

[AerithMint]

omg i laughed throughout the video...since from part 1

[FarahLovesEmoBoys]

Indian girl - Don't beat , they're very violent

One time you beat , they beat you back , kick you ,take the parang ,. cut you , make curry. Be careful.

HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

[french1312]

might as well go to the mortuary!! HAHAHAHAHA

[meihua05]

wakakakka =)) u so funny malay use pandan leaf ha =))

[369SUX369]

Funny siol...i like the malay girl mus hit her..lol..

[weiian1]

ya its true charlene686

[addicted2playing]

Whenever ur in singapore u should go and see lah! I couldn't stop laughing last week in the 3 monkeys

[linaP2394]

wtf

[IrazKhan]

@linaP2394 Precisely. I can't believe these people actually like him. His speech, for goodness sake! It's pathetic! I can't believe i wasted my time on this guy..

[orangecuve]

@IrazKhan Everyone's given the liberty to whatever they like or dislike no? :) Don't get all angry to everyone who likes him haha.

Who listens to jokes for the speech, they listen to it for the content lol. Message conveyed, job done :)

[IrazKhan]

@orangecuve Wow.. Hey, thanks. Yeah, I'm sorry.. I shouldnt have commented like that. You're right. The content is what matters. ;-)

[lilacfunk]

Pandan leaf! Ahahahah, I nearly died!

[nehshan0o]

hahaz...kumar or wat he calls himself "Q-mar" is so funny....even though the jokes are racist...it's funny and made me cry in my laughter

[0126090097]

My god, planet of the apes look better. LOL.

[11nov96]

LOL! ovaries hanging out!

[ArcaneTheory758]

Funny Son Of A BITCH. =D

[HafizAhmadzai]

LMAO!!!! Super hilarious!

[SHBOFJ]

"its true! yall learn from me" HAH!

[MrEizzie]

haha '' you are waiting for subtitles right? haha bodohnye anjing ni'' HAHAHA cant stop laughing

[lols964]

@MrEizzie true

[Raminorusha]

"glow in the dark condom" HAHAHAHHAHA

[typicalCAL]

AWESOME! UBER FUNNY!!!

[deejaydayah]

He's superb ! HAHAH . it's not racist , it's FUNNY ! COOL !

[JoeCentennial]

haha kumar is really hilarious! his jokes are easily understood here as well! oh i mean malaysia ;)

[lilijunxurui]

haha lol

[rmbnovember]

Awesome! funny guy, daun pandan? LMAO. XD

[shidaanuar]

the_alyn : I cant stop laughing when he said "one time you beat, they beat you back, kick you, take the 'parang', cut you make curry.."

hahahaha..

btw..

best....!!!

[GregoryNishanter]

hahahahah.... He is Super HILARIOUS !!

he just made my day!!

[alfred99196]

AHHAHAHAHAHAH "u like it u like it" the girl " who u talking to?"

hahahahaha

[Sing4fun1117]

cant stop laughing...........!!!! the most kelaka person that ive ever heard....u rawk kumarrr!!

[HyuugaHalliwell]

"If i counter girl, your face ah, CEMENT." cool~!

[YusriOpera]

KUMAR IS SOO FUNNY! Bring her to California!... In her own words, "For Indian men: use condoms that glow in the dark! ... For Chinese men: cut the condoms into half!... As for the Malay men: they don't use condoms - it is against their religion! they use pandan leaves!" LMAO! I am in tears laughing so hard!

[Aviator1510]

@YusriOpera it's a HE not a she.

[hunghingboy]

some chinese men when they are small, dun laugh, break their ego, dun laugh, just take the condom cut into half!

[evo5sky]

anyone got lobang where/how to engage kumar & company?? Wanna engege her to stand out for my wedding dinner.

[FooWeeSan]

''The girl ask him where he want to go oh ok go to the neighbour's house and have a cup of coffee then come back and continue??! Hahahahaha SO HILARIOUS~!~!~!

[FooWeeSan]

''The girl ask him where he want to go oh ok go to the neighbour's house and have a cup of coffee then come back and continue??! Hahahahaha SO HILARIOUS~!~!~!

[665885]

Malays kesian ^^

[Justrecommending]

"Angmoh no nid beat,they beat themselfyeah keeper ..ride me like a horse!"XD

[nishankutty]

this ugly gal came..stress the counter gal..wat color suit my face huh?then the gal like,ummh any color la..if i counter gal,ur face ah?CEMENT!!hahaha...very funny..luv u kumar..ur the best..:-*

[bumbleserpent94]

@nishankutty omg that one is the best!

[adamhhj]

wait for futher intrustion LOL !!!

[syazim87]

OMG!!

I couldn't stop laughing!

[hasnfouz]

Kumar!!! You are the Best!!! I really enjoyed your stand-up comedy. So funny. Can't say anymore. You are very observant and good in depicting and describing the way Singaporean. I would like to see you depicting Singaporean kiasu drivers. Wish u all the best.

[LOVESEXYTRANNYS]

now this is a trip omfg!!!!! mad prpos on the video!!!!

[Lemonzs]

use pandan leaf!. hilarious!

[daystarz21]

I watched stripped bare kumar's latest stand up comedy today. DAMN GOOD. Must See

[nishankutty]

one time u beat,they beat u back,kick u,take the parang,cut u, make curry...:))

[nishankutty]

pandan leaf?wakakakakakakaka

[b44styreraug]

Jap porn nice wad... just that usually the za bor make a lot of noise.

[angelfishlover]

Lol the man might as well go to the mortuary and help himself right.

[annaqie7]

ppl keep pushing back her into the water they tot de whale gonna die or wad!!! hahahahahaha

[eriz2107]

Ye bang, da bang dah amek....!!!!!!

[tyu852]

I heard that his next stand up comedy is at esplande

[eudy91]

yupp! I am so watching it man! ;D

[ebonyloveivory]

Kumar- "If I counter girl, your face uh, CEMENT!"

OMG. aahah he uh seriously cracks me up.

[anthonyfonseka77]

hahaha....this is really gud stuf la

[LouniBinKweer]

Love Kumar, though he may be at 3 Monkeys and Monkeys Cafe and Hard Rock, I miss seeing him in HIS domain, Boom Boom Room. That was where the Queen ruled the roost!

[03rhyme]

ROFL!!!! If I, CEMENt!!!

[eudy91]

I don't understand the malay part, about the blue film.

[masbond84]

@eudy91 well, malay blue film usually got some talk2... basically the part he saying was the guy say he's horny, and then the girl shy2 say next day got work, how to do? haha...

[eudy91]

Thank you! =D

[johannsen]

I tell u singapore shud hav represented by beautiful Indian girl, con..firm win. Shud be me la....Eh, I go International, I take part both maaa...the Miss Universe and ManHunt....double up, double uuuppp....Eh don't play-play aaa....mmmm......ROFL.....I like the hand motion,.....

[NoodleBoy26]

ahhaha LOL!

[pinangjawa]

Bodohnyer hanjeng nie. There goes to some stupid audience. Hehe..

[ganeshfudge]

best dirty joker .....

[aihtnyc963]

Hahahahahahha!

[lollipoopie]

i miss the ra ra show

[bloodragejr]

i wondering if there is really malay bluefilm..haha

[pinangjawa]

I think it refers to those 3gp malay bertudung n stuff.

[BenKestrel]

THIS GUY IS AMAZING!

[jeffzi555]

malay blue film??

[IAnythingcan]

'they beat themselves. yeah. ride me like a horse!!' u also scare u know. XD

[9009HakeeM]

WHAT???Daun pandan???Then kropok lah apelah...she@he is so hilariou!!!I'm tired bcoz too much laughing!

[Elfintan1]

Oh my TIAN !

[mediaguy21]

Awesome !! He knows how to reach the right spot of our humour !!

[DaphnePoh]

omg..babies got more ugly..haha

[fieyana]

KUMAR U BAPOK KE????

[sealalula]

LOLS !

[chalkish89]

hahaha 'the face ar like the keropok havent fried yet' !! xD

[wee539]

malay can use condom lah

[cca211]

HAHAHA

"YOU SIT HER ONE CORNER WAIT FOR FURTHER INSTRUCTIONS"!!

HAHAHAHAHAHHA HE's AMAZING!! AWESOME!!

[benny1081]

very gd! thanks kumar!!!

[mistkeima]

Malays can lah use condom.

[jasology]

BRILLIANT! XD

[trushalvora]

Malays can use condom or not I dunno.I am an indian =)

[nadpurplegal]

love it!!! hahahahaha..

[dol22]

Funnny man:)

[gurlytha]

"glow in the dark" LOL

[prokid1308]

LOL hahahahaha

[r23d34]

i thought we malays can use condom???

[Acent2]

no use pandan leave

[charlene686]

haha god.. he is singapore's version of russel peters

[r23d34]

ya i totally agree

[luvstef87]

Discovery channel...haha..so funny

[pundexproduction]

this is the part where i laugh like crazy..

-and the chinese girl cannot beat coz they're too skinny..once u beat evrything dislocated..

[pariakidz86]

u like it.. u like it.... huahuahua

[HappyLovelyDay]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Love the blue film part! XD

[Bumbledy]

whahahahahaaaaaaaaa

[rotaficionado]

Condom cut into half lol poor thing

[JYLicious]

OMFG LMAOOOO ROFL

[xxDrJayxx]

LOL.. glow in the dark c0nd0m...

& pandan leaves... rofl...

hahahahaha

[jchioe]

hhahhahahha :D

[CarbineKiller]

come out of the water the tide cannot come in hahahahahahaha

[CarbineKiller]

"....put pandan leaves" hahahaha

[pinkishie]

love the ugly singaporean girl talk... it's so very true! XD

[Harhehe]

LOL. "There's a saying ar, if you give a naked girl to an american man, he will rape the bitch. if you give a naked girl to an african man, he will rape her and then come back eat her(they all very cannibal ar). if you give a naked girl to a singaporean man, he will sit at one corner and wait for further instructions.

[sapphiredropz]

HAHAHA! That is hilarious!!

[fangbanga1]

LOLLLLL

[wendyqren]

HAHAHAHAH...glows in the dark!!!

[Dark03]

haha kerling

[sofiezticate]

haha.. omg.. this is like my 10th time watching this video.... and im still laughing

[freshnessmadness]

he perfoms at three monkeys

[eroki18]

Kumar BEST!

[rdyeoch]

HE really into this..

[johnmp17]

Very funny. wish more download to come!

[onwards79]

Anyone knows where he performs now?

[Xiaodhanan]

LMAO they thought whale gona die or wat AAHAHAH OMG FUNNY LA KUMAR

[IMMORTALCLEOPATRA]

i heard he has a skit in 3 monkeys. females only :-D

[rossrascal]

wonder where is he now since boom boom & gold dusk is gone......

[nazarene82]

where you want me to go now?? huh? go to the neighbourlah.. have a cup of coffee and then come back!

[nazarene82]

gifted woman.. yes... ovary hanging outside??

[edmundemi]

HAHAHA>>PANDAN LEAF!

[Aziq3D]

"We must have sex at least 3 times a week, otherwise we feel badly dehydrated"

Bwahahahah! Omg.. So fucking hilarious xD

[Eddieweixiang]

use pandan leaf. hahahahah

[Wenhaospp]

roflmao

[littlemisswhat]

HAHAHAHAHA omg. im dying im dying. HAHAHA

[fantasydreamerboy]

there's a saying...if you give a girl to an american man he will rape that b*tch...if you give an african guy a girl he will rape her and then come back and eat her...if you give a girl to singaporean guys they will sit in a corner and wait for FURTHER INSTRUCTION....LMFAO...

[kittygal90]

i buay tahan lor!! too funny

[MrThan94]

HAHAHAHHAH. he is real funny

[averilchan1984]

He's very good!!

[sofiezticate]

Malay blue filem ada tau.. "Nyah aku tak boleh tahan lah nyah... Abang kau gile ke besok aku kerje tau.." LOL!!!!

[meuylah]

glow in the dark condom! AHAHAHA XD

"turn of the light, ane ane."

[sofiezticate]

Hahahah! Kumar! I love you! you are damn one hilarious person.. does anyone has Kumar's FB profile??