How To Entertain The Kids On A Long Haul Flight

[Izzad988]

If you haven't have one, wear condoms.

[starofwater]

My mother was way ahead of you.

[GoPensGo377]

kids dont belong on long haul flights unless you live overseas!

[Demon1z]

Gag your kid in the suitcase.

[Demon1z]

Dont fly. There done. and money saved.

[moutaz30]

I'd just give him a blunt and let him smoke it and pass out!

[charliesheensfarts]

or just leave 'em with the asian babysitter and go alone

[CarlG0932]

Theres drugs in that puppet!!!!

[MinecraftNao]

I know either slap them or give them a fucking book.

Or perhaps a game such as pokemon. Kids love Pokemon.

[hjjones123321]

you will need: one fist, step 1: FALCON PUNCH!!!!!!!!!

[georgew0304]

Any kid would just laugh at the last one and press the button.

[kuriboh400]

I got one queston how could people afford to go on holdiay abored with kids! My perants never took me on holdaiy abored

[kuriboh400]

@Kasumigotoyo I was not conplaning i was just saying

[turney123]

no black child would do that because we only need one look from our mother and we know if we dont stop we wont make it off the flight

[BLOOD4UNTER]

Damn, i aint never using that ejector button

[MechanicalMidget]

Children should be given their own compartments on planes, fucking attention seeking little shits, kicking my fucking chair while the mother is like "He's a child, he has tantrums" ARGHHHHHH

[fmagneto1]

alternatively use protection............. ;)

[JustSophTbh]

this gives me a headache for some reason.

[Metallica1554]

MILF



[eastendthug360]

just buy him a 3DS with zelda, problem solved

[drplbiftin]

just punch him and knock him out

[manormaid]

@drplbiftin Put a load of Valium in the kids drink to relax them, its what I do.

[JohnJoe18]

I would skip it all and just do the last step

[Xplorati0N]

Yeah you could do all that OR the passenger at 1:28 doesn't take no shit and just leans round and gives a right hook.

[ben11522]

you cant bring batteries on a plane...

[9kenny5]

I'VE HAD IT WITH ALL THE MOTHER FU**ING KIDS ON THIS MOTHER FU**ING PLANE!

[nathan8BIT]

Absolute bullshit.

[xFLuXHD]

You will need: a large suitcase. Done.

[IHACKER316]

@xFLuXHD lol

[TheFatHeffer]

I'd just say the last step at the beginning.

[Jo3Vlog]

Throw em out the plane and join the mile high club with your husband/wife

[TFury93]

No no no...you dont need any of that. Just put them in the damn suitcase!

[thebeast2033]

Just go up to the kid when hes on the plane and say "Hey does this rag smell like chloroform to you?"

[DrChitta]

its best to leave them at home.

[candidboy1]

just leave them with joesph fritzel he'll sort the fuckers out

[jinxy312]

You will need : Chloroform

[sunkadam]

mom's hot!

[adamftwin]

keep pressing '3' wtf is wrong with her ha ha ha ha ha.

[adamftwin]

@2:08 if i were i kid I'd be like "screw this do it then i never liked you anyway bitch -.-"

[jamiemcshafto]

Step One - Give the kids 300ml of brandy and 2 sleeping tablets every 3 hours

[26JIGGAMAN]

MILF

[DavidG295]

step 7: The "Beating"

[Smdylan]

@DavidG295 ah you "beat" me to it

[DavidG295]

@Smdylan haha

[MeowChildProductions]

Last night I was on a flight with a id behind me kicking my chair... Once his mom went to the bathroom and his dad was asleep I turned around and told him if he kicked my chair again I'd throw him off the plane so he can smash his face on the ground :D

[Yertz1]

Give the kid a DS or a book and you're good

[smatal]

i usually knock them out

[ChrisArnol9010]

That is one expensive long-haul flight. Just feed the little shit a sleeping pill.

[PinkMadam143]

@ChrisArnol9010 You know, You used to be one of thos "Little shit's" Your word's not mine.

[ChrisArnol9010]

@PinkMadam143 I wasn't one of those little shits at all, i never got to fly on a plane :( Lol, yes I know, we were all pains in the asses once. Hell, I still am :P

[PinkMadam143]

@ChrisArnol9010 HaHa :D I dont even no why I watched this!!

[LocalRandomz]

Or just dont take kids on holidays......

[FANNYLEROUX]

@LocalRandomz I prefer this idea! More room in the pool for me and no que at the bar for orange juice.... GET THE VODKA OUT! :)

[MarrowsAreCool]

I love the ending :')

[19unknown83]

Meh...

[BestAcc0untEver]

i always wondered what that button did

[tntuan]

LOL =)) Looking at the mom's conceited and happy face at the end of the video I cant stop laughing =)))))))))))... that's when the over naughty boy has been treated :)))... Dont know how my mom feels if Im like that boy :)). So funny :))

[kznck]

...I just watched this to find ways to entertain MYSELF on the long haul flight.. And I AM considering buying toys at least things like puzzles, sliding or sudoku type. lol

[HerresKoolaid]

i hope parents realize they define kids in this video us any human under 7 so don't be giving your 16yr old baby wipes!

[McDoniel]

lol the end is hillarous

[DanielR305]

great advice but was a bit stereo type sort of advice video though it would great if they could make these video less scripted and more realistic somehow

[BoeingBeatsAirbus]

Ha haha im going to do that to my kid when i grow up!!! lmao!!!! i love the ending!!

[DancingAngelicR]

Giggles, tis so funny at the end. Hee hee....

[DancingAngelicR]

This is awesome!! Smiles

[mad7o7]

once i was on a plan and this kid was having a hard time w/ his ears popping and i passed him some gum secretly lulz

[xTGloverx]

lol

[YukinaRaven]

LOL the ending caught me totally by surprise. Excellent. XD

[ajlisknillat]

dang ahhahhaaa epic if the kid want's to leave the plane-pushes the button-does not work LOL

[Runnyscape20]

LOL secret eject button

[jocax188723]

Lol indeed.

The terminal velocity of 121 miles per hour was correct, assuming you are in the spread-eagle position.

cool, eh?

[Runnyscape20]

Interesting =)

[guineas4ever12]

the eject button was funny

[fireflyb226]

the secret eject button!!!! that made me laugh.

[adam19991b]

FIRST!

[Runnyscape20]

NO ONE CARES!