Dirty Hoe
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From: TehCatInTehHat
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  • Its official. This film was not intended for children

  • @MrSkoringo Yeah, it was also not intended for anyone who enjoys film making.

  • "Alright Nephens! Time to diieeee!"

  • This movie was both bad and funny at the same time

  • im sorry baby i luv u lol

  • I called my friend that today and she was like Cat in the Hat reference? And I was like.... Yes d:

  • This movie is So much funnier when your older

  • This Movie Is Sooooo Much Funnier When Your Older. LOOL

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  • I saw this on television and I LOL'd as a kid i'd never understand what it ment

  • And to think that's a kids movie.......

  • Why is Austin Powers dressed like a cat.

  • My childhood has been ruined by the innuendos that I never noticed.

  • please keep pressing 4.......... lol

  • lol

  • Eww don't lick it its dirty!!

  • that is not the bad word of hoe ITS A TOOL

  • Time to dhhieeeee..........

  • Mike!!!!!!

  • "no description available"

    should read

    "no description possible"

  • I'm sorry baby I love you! XD

  • Never noticed

  • I love cat in the hat :D

  • Teehee

  • @purple3144 it's the cat and the hat :D

  • Dude! Whats this movie called?!

  • lol reminds me so much of his characters in austin powers.

  • @joedude967 that's mike myers, he plays Austin Powers.

  • @1nfamyy And Shrek

  • @1nfamyy I know? That's exactly why I said, "reminds me so much of -his- characters in austin powers" lol... Because he plays like 3 characters in Goldmember.

  • XD Im 10 Its Awesome O;

  • awesome movie but not the best for kids

  • I think he played Austin Powers

  • @LoLManVids yeah he is :)))

  • @hahahalolxd2000 you dont know WHO HE IS? what a shame he is just one of the best comedic actors in the world....he's Mike Meyers

  • whos the actor that plays the cat coz ive heard his voice before

  • 8:00 XD

  • that should be a deleted scene

  • That film sucked!

  • dity hoe! I'm sorry baby I love You (lick lick) LMFAO

  • It's not a kid's movie, so...what??

  • Immature jokes, teehee!

  • 3-6 yrs old hows that funny?

    8 years later oh dirty hoe! Still not that funny

  • @Killer23307 BOOO YOU WHORE!!! sorry baby i looove you

  • When I was young, I totally had no clue he was talking about but I still laughed anyways. Now I understand everything and I still laugh at this movie.

  • LMFAO!!!!!!!!

  • If Dr. Seuss had a grave, he would definitely be rolling in it.

  • You know, for kids!

  • Dirty hoe

    I'm sorry baby I love u

    Lmfao

  • I never understood this until now :o

  • PMSL! XDD

  • DIRTY HOE IM SORRY BABY ILOVE U

  • dirty hoe

  • Lmfao .

  • Doesn't anyone realize a "hoe" is actually what that thing is called.. :S so technically, it's not bad :p!

  • @RachaelLabrosse yeah and the actual hoe...is spelled ho. lol

  • mike myers always plays genius characters... except for the love guru, god that was complete garbage, why didnt they make another austin powers movie? WHYYYYYyyyyy

  • @atomiccronic420 They are dude :/

  • @atomiccronic420 oh they're making plans for that

  • i didnt get it as a kid but now its just fucking to funny

  • I love this but I'm not sure if this is a kid movie

  • Dirty hoe.......... I'm sorry baby I love yeh.( tries to lick it) haha hilsrious

  • hahah x

  • @bloup28 Cat in the hat. Is that not obvious?

  • The fuck is this from?

  • Ha..............hoe

  • lol so freaking funny

  • I LOVE THIS MOVIE BUT SOMETIMES IT GETS TO CLOSE TO BE INAPROPRIATE FOR KIDS

  • 11 people are dirty hoes.

  • BWAHAHAHA!!! he called it a drity hoe..... and its a dirty hoe...... the cheeze is strong in this one XD

  • Its Funny, Iv Never Seen This Movie So I Was Flipping Through The Channels And I See This Scene And I Start Cracking Up.

  • 0:8

  • that movie i fun as hell or is du du duuuu

  • press 0:08 when a girls in your room

  • dirty whore is what he said look up the script!

  • 11 people should press 4

    "Dirty Hoe"

  • Best thing since the grinch said "The G train has left the station!"

  • Dirity cat

  • 4 for Dirty Hoe

  • dirty hoe i'm SORRY BABY I LOOVEE YOU

  • its the other hoe like gardening tools

  • @vampire54927

    You're not just wrong, you're stupid. And you're ugly, just like your mum.

  • @vampire54927 You don't say????

  • @vampire54927 yes and im a magical elf named little billy

  • I'm sorry baby I luv yuuuu...

  • XD

  • *laughs histrickly* It never gets old!!!!

  • Its not a curse! Its a garden hoe, that's dirty! So yeah, I think a kid could still watch this.

  • To all you dislikers, press 4.

  • time to die o.o

  • I love it heheheh XD

  • Who was this movie made for anyway?!

  • Time to die

  • press 4 for unlimited dirty hoes

  • what the fuck movie is this????

  • 11 people are dirty hoes.

  • dirty hoe :D

  • He needs Sharks With Freaking Lazer Beams Attached To Their Freaking Heads!

  • If this were a completely different movie and not an adaptation of a CHILDREN'S BOOK, this movie would probably have done a little better

  • press two

  • i love this movie still

  • that really wasn't a kids movie.

  • @devin1511 this movie wasnt supost to be for kids this was the adult version my mom let me watch it when i was only 12

  • @devin1511 omg dude you are so right.. and when he said that I was laughin so hard....that they would even put that in a kid friendly movie.

  • @devin1511 You now figure it out?

  • I hated this movie as a kid.

    I realized something just now...

    I still hate it.

  • thumbs up if you... well thats it really. thumbs up

  • Best part of the whole movie.

  • WTF! in my mind that sounds completely perverted but extemely hilarious at the same time!!!!

  • LOL

  • alright nevens time to dieeeeeeeeeeeee lmao!

  • press 4 for dirty hoe

  • @neptoongould when this movie first came out, i didn't get the 'dirty hoe' bit. haha, i thought it was just a gardening utensil that was dirty. but i get it now. :)

  • DIRTY HOE!!! 

  • When I first saw this part, couldn't believe that it was allowed.

  • @blueflame1990 me neither.

  • 0:07 like a boss

  • it's frank the pug!

  • To the people complaining about why this joke was in the movie, think about most of the cartoons we grew up with. A lot of dirty jokes were hidden in said cartoons. It just makes you appreciate those cartoons more once you grow up and can finally get those jokes. Same with this movie. I don't know, I guess that's my opinion.

  • ...

    Really...?! this is the movie version of Dr Seuss' children's novel?!

  • @jonhylu No, of course not, this is the movie version of Tom Sawyer (sarcasm). It really is a good movie though.

  • time to die cat u scared them away DIRTY HOE im sorry baby, i love you

  • i watch it over and over again i still laugh

  • :08

    

  • -Dity Hoe

    -:(

    -Sorry Baby, I Love You!

  • I sort of wish it was a Dirty Harry joke.

  • A sexual reference?...In a Childrens movie?...What is wrong with you?!!!!!! What is wrong with the people that like this?!

  • @MovieDoctorful Cant you get a joke, and back then the movies weren't rated as strictly as they are now, and when it first came out, they DIDN'T suggest it to kids younger than probably 12.

  • @GuitariPlonari this movie is rated PG...they did suggest it to kids younger than 12....it was just the fact that they tried to get edgy and Dr.Seuss wouldn't have allowed that in his movie had he still been alive.

  • @MovieDoctorful too right.

  • @MovieDoctorful Well you obviously have no sense of humor.

  • @MovieDoctorful back then it really didnt matter because we didnt understand until today so calm down enjoy the movie is funny even though it has nothing to do with the book its a really funny movie.

  • @Walkthrough26100

    Look at it this way. What would you do if there was a Dr Seuss book and one of the characters said "Son of a b***", made an erection joke and VERY boldy spelled out a swear word? I thought so.

  • the 9 dislikers are dirty hoes.

  • anyone else notice the hoe stills tands up when he leaves?

  • i love that movie i stilll wonder why its a kids movie...

  • 0:04 DIRTY HOE

  • Dirty hoe.

    I'm sorry baby I love you

  • You know! For kids!

  • 614 dirty hoes!!

  • 0:07 Dirty Hoe

  • It's been a very, very long time since I've seen this, and honestly, I'm still too baffled to speak. It's just plain weird.

  • No wonder why this movie has a lot of double entendres.

  • As bad as this movie is; I LOVE their puns. The movie is just so silly, i find it good

  • haha i thought this was a family movie

  • ... I easily didn't laugh... what do I win?

  • Press 4 to hear the Cat talk to his girlfriend.

  • my theory was they could do whatever they wanted and it would be rated no higher than PG because it was Dr. Seuss-based.

  • Me 5 years ago: what does he mean by that?

    Me now: hahaha I get it now!!!

  • "Come to die?" Did that Cat pulled off a X-Men Arcade quote there?!

  • @FShipper25 "time to die".

  • @xdragonslayerxxx You might be right. Although it's hard to hear the difference in this video.

  • @FShipper25 i watched the movie, thats what he said i couldn't really understand it in this video either so don't worry about it lol

  • How could anyone NOT like this movie? My kids and i watched it so often we had to buy a 2nd copy due to scratches. I WISH they had movies like this when I was a kid!

  • I never got the idea of wat this was wen I was a kid but now I do :3

  • You know a kid's movie.

  • LMFAOO!!! He tried to lick the hoe 0:15 - 0:16

  • press 4 for domestic violence

  • Mike Myers made this movie funny. If it wasn't for him this movie would be shit. (It is shit, but even bigger shit.)

  • this isn't a kids movie

  • What kind of kids movie is this

  • haha

  • 0 8

    

  • press 4

  • Cat in the Hat meets The Grinch PLEASE

  • PG huh... okay

  • DIRTY HOE! im sorry babeh love you

  • alright nevens time to diiieee

  • DIRTY HOE.. im sorry baby i love you!!!!

  • Gotta love Mike Myers

  • lol

  • this is a childs movie? XD

  • @Th3ChloeB sadly yes xD

  • I now understand what this means.

  • i love it when people put adult jokes in kids films and cartoons, makes them funnier.