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  • alright have your dumb ass views about women and men but for god sakes son, take your glasses off inside and when you adress someone

  • How can you take someone named Dick seriously?

  • I would do him.

  • In the house!

  • That dick is really annoying !

  • dick is the coolest fucking cat around.

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  • What a loser.

  • That's the smartest man around.

  • i'll have what dicks smoking

  • Dick is a wrong idiot- and so are you, sir!

  • whatta douche troll

  • He's a comedian, guys.

  • and doctor philly is here to make money

    hypocrite mfer

  • @RockerXGurl

    Yet I said "we" as 'men'. I belong in the sex called male. I'm a male. Males invented everything in the world. Learn to read, or are you having difficulties?

  • Dick Masterson is an amazing name. Truth be told, that was the only reason I clicked this.

    I have no idea who he is, though.

  • @RockerXGirl

    Double standards for men? Sure. Why is it a tradition that men have to open the door for women? Why is it a tradition we have to pay the bills? Why is it a tradition we have to be the ones that ask women out? Why is it a tradition we pull out the chair? Why is it considered that it's a man's fault if both sexes are quiet at dates? The list goes on and on. You don't see those things because you only think about yourselves, like all women. Go suck a dick.

  • @RodriguezCIT You're an idiot. Complete moron.

  • @RodriguezCIT And I'm to presume those double standards it pisses you off? Well, it's the same for me. If I like a guy, I'll damn well call him after a date. If he wants to open the door or pull the goddamn chair out for me, then I will let him because it's a free country. But if he doesn't, then I won't make a fuss. I share the bills with my boyfriend. Yes, double standards exist on both ends, but that doesn't mean you have to abide by them. I've grown up. I suggest you do the same.

  • OMG is that the guy from the Beastie Boys video? The one on Beavis and Butthead?

  • thumbs up if you thought the title was dick masterbation! (no homo)

  • @Kindom686 Lol, congratulations, men gave you the right to vote in a system we created.

    The least you could do is type punctually, dumb bitch.

    Also, lol, you said you wouldn't reply. Aha.

    >And yet no women are ever in any kind of power or invent anything. Lol. All you're good for is sex!

  • @Kindom686 You're comparing all men to criminals (rapists) - which other MEN put in jail. It's not a fair comparison, not all men are rapisits, but all women are pretty much useless.

    Understand why your argument was emotive and full of shit?

    lol you're never gunn' get laid bitch.

  • @Kindom686 "history of rape and kill" - learn English.

    You can't "neutralise" something like that, things aren't that simple. But of course, they are simple to you, because you're a women and naturally shit at arguing.

  • @Kindom686 But....the things you mention are arguably trivial, in comparison to the everything, LITTERLY EVERYTHING - that men have invented. Everything. Don't forget that.

    u mad feminist? Next time you're whinning because some guy who works harder than you gets paid more, remember that all you're actually good for is sex (And you're probably not, we all know you're a land whale)

  • @Kindom686 Ahaha that's so absurd. You do realise that you can get male nurses who save lives too? And you do realise that litterly, everything, from medicine to the computer you are on right now was invented by a male.

    Are you saying that if women were politicians there would be no wars? (Who was Prime Minister of the UK during the Falklands war? eh? Eh? A MAN? Nope.)

  • @Kindom686 Butthurt hairy-legged feminist detected.

    Males are better because we invented everything.

  • The sad thing is Shirly is an actual man-hater and Dick Masterson is just a character that this author is playing to help sell his book, he doesn't really believe most of it.

  • I LOVE DICK!!!!!!

  • Dr Phil is a prick. Masterson should've punched him in the face.

  • suitable name for such a dickhead

  • this guy DICK will be forever alone, fapping till eternity

  • @BodyartCat

    actually he looks like he's had some experience, i bet alot of girls would want him

  • @ObamaGoesPostal yeah he's sexy and all of that...but still.................hatred towards women is not a quality

  • @BodyartCat

    so is being ugly and respecting women better?

  • @ObamaGoesPostal wtf ??? a man can be whatever he feels like...........and respect women if they deserve it. I don't think that women should NOT vote etc etc...it is just...mean thing to say.

    Bye

  • @BodyartCat

    answer my question right >_>

    would you prefer this guy who dislikes women or an ugly guy who respects women?

  • @ObamaGoesPostal I'll answer it when I meet a guy in person and when I'll be in a position to ake a choice. obviously :)

    Still.....beauty is in the eye of the beholder right ?? Something considered ugly by you..may be pretty and cute for me.

    Again.................

    bye.

    :)

  • @ObamaGoesPostal I think what she's trying to say is she'll take the hot women-hater over the ugly but respectable guy lol. Personally, I only date less attractive, natural women. Hot women are fake. Fake tanned skin, make-up, dyed hair, attetntion-grabbing clothes, etc. That's not for me. And in my experience I see way more hot guys flirting with ugly girls than hot girls flirting with ugly guys. If you're not attractive and you ask a hot girl what time it is you'll probably be ignored.

  • @carlinsaves

    yep, she's just afraid to admit it. like all women, im slowly starting to "understand" women...

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  • Screw you noobs, I have a cake in my hand and you dont. So I win xD How about that? Huh? I own so badly cause im the Master of Cakes. Everyone loves cakes, so that means I win, It does not make sense but I do xD And the last thing im going to say is Peanut butter was a flying pickle.

  • nice shades asshole

  • Everyone's so angry! 

  • @RockerXGurl

    No, I said "we". Learn to read, woman. And no, a man doesn't have to be smart to build a house, we just have those qualities from the birth. We are supposed to build the world and you are supposed to cook for us, so go make me a sandwich.

  • @RodriguezCIT Learn english grammar, man. "We" entails "YOU." Besides, I'd rather go to work and look after myself than wait for a douchebag to come home with the money. I get shit done for myself, and no man has ever done it for me. I'm not saying men are worse than woman. I'm merely saying every single person is equal. And with an attitude like that, I doubt any self-respecting woman would cook for you. Go make your own goddamn sandwich, asshole.

  • Women, seriously, shut up. You should envy us because we invented everything you see now. Cars, boats, planes, busses, trains, cellphones, electricity, TV's, computers and so on. We built the houses you live in and the hotels you stay at. We built your computer that you use daily to go to facebook and your cellphone you text with every freaking second, we built it all. We even built the fucking streets. Heck, the woman who don't envy men shouldn't get to use the stuff we made. (TooBadWeMadeAll)

  • @RodriguezCIT YOU made? What have you as an individual ever achieved in life? You didn't make shit. 'Men' is a generalization. Intelligent, respectable men with high moral standings made those things. With such ignorant values, I doubt you have accomplished much in life, never mind hold any of those redeemable qualities. Don't be such an ignorant pig; everyone is equal. Grow up.

  • @RockerXGurl No disrespect but here is a point. men have died in wars for years and years to attain the rights they have today. All women have to do it whine and they get their rights? Does that seem fair to you?

  • @jayc342009 you're right women didn't die in the world wars, but that was because women weren't allowed to join the army. In fact they weren't allowed to have a job or proper education. So when they're husband or father died in a war they were left alone with almost nothing. And what you cal "whining" I call debating, and I still think debating is better than fighting.

  • @JolenePantherson Lol obviously women deserve education and jobs, but men should be the leaders. That is what i think, you'll probably disagree.

  • @jayc342009 Well, I'm not allowed to bloody join war and die for my country, am I? Because I'm a girl. People like you apparently think I'm just a whiny bitch that cannot achieve anything. I'm not whining. I'm voicing my opinion about how double standards piss me off. And if all women have to do is whine and get their rights, then where is mine? There are still people out there that believe I should not be recieving them, is there not?

  • @RockerXGurl I didn't say you couldn't join the army, did i? There are also double standards against men aswel.

  • @jayc342009 I never implied that you said it. The double standards travel as far as to influence government decisions and political issues. You can't say that 'men have died in war for years' because women didn't even have the chance. That's what isn't fair. Women weren't allowed to join war because they were viewed as weak, and that may be right...but then why are you complaining that the men died and women didn't do shit? They couldn't. And what double standards are there for men, may I ask?

  • @RockerXGurl Do you really have to ask me that question, SERIOUSLY!! DO YOU THINK ONLY WOMEN ARE TARGETS OF DOUBLE STANDARDS!!! YOU LITTLE BITCH!!!

  • @jayc342009 whoa. calm down....I never said women are the only targets of double standards. I was just asking what your experience is with double standards for men. Jeez. You have problems, man....

  • @RockerXGurl Indeed

  • @RockerXGurl angry tween girl is angry

  • @Bourotte25 Damn right I'm angry. Whats your point? Wouldn't you be if someone generalized you based on gender? It's rude, close-minded, and arrogant to be so presumtuous. And how do you even know I'm a tween girl? Stalker, much?

    P.S I'm not, BTW. Probably older than you, dunderhead.

  • @RockerXGurl RockerXGurl...your name says it all,this is why you are weak,you can't think for one fucking second.

  • @Bourotte25 oh get over yourself and grow up. I'm bored now. you don't even put up a good arguement. it's boys like you that disgrace the population of smart, educated men. I don't even know why I'm wasting my time arguing with a brick wall. bye now.

  • @RockerXGurl You're probably gonna answer again little girl.You are the reason some people disregards women opinion even thought I feel that they are our equal.You're the classic *I'm too retarded to come up anything relevant so I'm just going to ignore you and be pissed all week long*.Men should not teach you what you should do or know,women should and obviously,you weren't raised right.Hope you give good customer services at Wal-Mart little girl.

  • @RockerXGurl Alright! Finally! A smart human being! I was starting to lose hope here!

  • @RodriguezCIT 1. electricity was not invented, it was discovered.

    2. Randice Liza Altschul invented the first disposable cell phone.

    3. We'll probably never know how many women inventors there were. That's because in the early years of the US, a woman could not get a patent in her own name. So it's possible that one of the inventions you just mentioned are in fact made by... a woman.

  • yea emphasis on DICK

  • Dr.Phil Accuses me of being here to sell my book. Of course..I am.

    Rofl dick masterson keeps it real.Atleast respect that.

  • Women should say thankyou to Dick Masterson for speaking the TRUTH.

  • @777ELDEMONIO: He's a fag...

  • @FeminismIsRespect

    No he is not.

    Dick Masterson speaks the truth and you cant handle it HAHAHA.

  • @FeminismIsRespect

    Excellent You Tube video:

    The problems with feminism

  • Dick Masterson is a HERO

  • @777ELDEMONIO: I'd tell my girls to take him for all he's got!

  • @FeminismIsRespect

    Your girls what do you own them you retarded bitch HAHAHA Besides Dick Masterson is way to smart for RETARDED BITCHES like you. Now go stick a dildo up your asshole you boring lesbian BITCH.

  • @777ELDEMONIO Learn to spell, learn respect, learn compassion and get your head out your ass and realize that in our world the y chromosone is dying out. One day a woman will more than likely be your boss, and really if you want to "prove" to yourself how "great" you are, go to a public place where there is an equal amount of men and women and scream this to the sky. You might be surprised at how badly you'll get beaten.

  • @jupitarlove18

    HAHAHAHAHA Go put your head up your ass. As to getting beaten dont make me laugh . And compassion I only show to my Family so go FUCK yourself you CUNT.

  • @777ELDEMONIO You know what, I was wrong to insult you, but I apologize to anyone I insult, but really you obviously have some issues to sort out. Get help.

  • @777ELDEMONIO dude, what is wrong with you? I think you need help...

  • @RockerXGurl shut up whore i agree with dick masterson also, you are a bunch of dirty whores when you realise how hipocrite and selfish is a women you understand what dick masterson is explaining besides you women have done absolutely nothing to contribute with the world all u do is suck ur bosses cock to get a promotion go to a feminist blog u stupid whores what he says is real life.

  • @MrMinimen69 I'm not a whore, nor a feminist. I merely have morals. I believe in equal rights for every person in this world. Your views are wrong, sick, and inhuman. By your sentence structure and poor articulation, you are most likely just an ignorant redneck with no values or proper education. I believe a woman like me has accomplished far more in life than you have by any standards. For one, I actually am intelligent and respectful. I have redeemable qualities, unlike you. Clearly.

  • NO GIRLS ON THE INTERNET.

  • LOL

  • Woman are better than men! & Im a man

  • @TheJakeb93 why do you think women are better than men?

  • @chailizard Becouse there beautiful!

  • He's fucking cool.

  • I like his mustache

  • dick masterson is the master of dicks

  • So why do people listen to blind mole rat? This isn't kim possible you know. This is reality, where blind mole rats are as valid as a transvestite's dick is.

    I have came to revelation because I do not listen to honkies who love to shove mice up their ass and jack their dick off to animal planet, which is dick materson who dies of mad cow disease.

  • MEN ARE BETTER THAN WOMEN.

    WHITE PEOPLE ARE BETTER THAN BLACK PEOPLE.

    GOOD LOOKING PEOPLE ARE BETTER THAN UGLY PEOPLE.

    TALL PEOPLE ARE BETTER THAN SHORT PEOPLE.

    see, im just trolling.

  • @votaocu

    Really, just sounded like the truth

  • welcome to the trollers training grounds.

  • @denerlille2 we were meant 2 clean? FUCK U!! i hope u r miserable!!!!!!!! i bet u r, living with your mommy until u die. loser

  • Dr Phil or should I say Dr Bch is the biggest faggot to ever own a show

  • @xXXdimixx you can thank beloved Oprah for that.

  • @SROairsoft why?

  • @xXXdimixx oprah gave dr phil the show.

  • @SROairsoft That Bitch!

  • >2011

    >taking this guy seriously

    I seriously hope you guys don't do this.

  • @wyskasses all the young trolls look up to him for inspiration x]

  • he takes trolling to a whole 'nother level xD

  • LOL DR Phil got trolled.

  • ROFL Best Trolling dude of all time. Dick Masterson is gawd!

  • Men are so stupid. Seriously. Who the fuck do you think brought you into this world? Huh? If men didn't have women, they would have died in a second. And I know some motherfucker will say "Women wouldn't have been able to give birth to children without me" and I say to those comments that they are fat ass, lazy and stupid. A woman needs to cook, clean and look after you? What are you, a fucking baby? A girl who has sex with a few men is a slut, but a man who sleeps around is a hero? FUCK YOU.

  • @BlackItachi8 Men are stupid..? What have women ever invented..?Actually a man was responsible for bringing you in this world, and decided your gender. You mentioned that "without women they would of died in a second" You're really fucking retarded, it works the other way around "without men women would of died in a second". Oh and if it was left to women we would either be extinct of still living in the stone age. Actually men look after women,who pays for your fucking babies, and tampons.

  • @jayc342009 relax and get a boyfriend faggot

  • @jeanismohamed I'm male.......HAHAHAAHAHAH!!!! Wow you just made a tit of yourself. Ummm calling me a faggot over the internet is really pathetic......

  • @jayc342009 Yeah I know youre male?.... how do you know it's pathetic when you dont even know what the word "faggot" means LOL? youre just in denial

  • @jeanismohamed fag means gay......i'm not gay hahaha. I'm not attracted to men or women.

  • @jayc342009 exactly... you pretty much have to be a man to be a fag? Seriously, why the fuck did I have to clear that up for you.. youre not attracted to men or women? WHAT A FREAK. I dont care what you say, you take being a loser to a whole new level... good luck with your circus career

  • @jeanismohamed I'm a freak and a loser because i'm not attracted to women...? Please i want you to type more, so i can piss myself, like i did at this comment. Hahahaha you're so fucking retarded its embarrassing!!

  • @jayc342009 Hey do you have trouble reading? Re-read my comment and you'll find that I said more than just that... Please keep pissing yourself, you'll be a hit at the circus freak

  • @jeanismohamed Na i don't really care, you're a loser.

  • @jayc342009 ill come visit you at work real soon freak, still pissing yourself after this?

  • @jeanismohamed Ok xD

  • LOL you can easily tell this guy was the one no girl wanted to date in highschool XD what a loser!

  • his name should be Dick Masturbation

  • Brilliant troll, he doesnt mean any of that shit though.

  • Why the fuck are you letting him on then Phil you fucking hypocrite? You're keeping him for the ratings stop lying to yourself.

  • Dick book is filled with porn ? D: i can't imagine readin that

  • He only speaks what he feels to be true.

  • "Good evening! Could I see your license and registration?"

  • @kennykenkenz I couldn't agree more.

  • I hope he gets famous enough so that the right woman walks up to him in the street one day, recognizes his sorry ass and beats the bloody shit right out of him. Then pukes on him. It's vulgar, I know, but I truly wish that upon him... Poor stupid biggot.

  • @kennykenkenz violence is never the answer, dick masterson is viewed as a god

  • @kennykenkenz I agree 100% :P Thumbsed up

  • @kennykenkenz actually women cannot beat a man.and when a woman attacks to a man she knows that the man wont rise his arm to her.and even if hell do that women wont have a harsh penalty on that.domestic violense is casue most of the times by women.its good that women r weak and they dont have the strentgh of men casue if women were so strong and tough as men r then they would be even more hostile.women just bitch about EVRYTHING cause theyr stupid.and men work hard to offer usefullstuf2 humanity

  • @itachiitachi1946 dont know what kind of women you hang around with (if any). get some new friends. i'd also like to know how you can prove that what you claimed is true? are you just talking shit out of your mouth because your mom rejected you and you want to take it against all women, or because your ex girlfriend beat you? I dont understand your logic.

  • @jeanismohamed u talk too much and u say nothing else than crap.get lost

  • @itachiitachi1946 oh okay... youre afraid of answering my question, which shows me youre an idiot talking shit because you cant get a girlfriend. hard working man you must be, eh?

  • @jeanismohamed ur weird and crasy.period

  • @itachiitachi1946 and youre a little sheep who doesnt have any balls. period

  • @jeanismohamed a woman telling to a man that he doesnt have balls....thats pathetic.go to ur kithcen and start bitching over there.period

  • @itachiitachi1946 lmao im a man dude.. takes away your whole arguement. now grow some balls little man and get some common sense

  • @jeanismohamed u say ur a man and yet u act like a woman.lol.stop acting it.ur a woman pretending beeing a man.u fail in all lvls.

  • @jeanismohamed ur a woman .go back to ur kitchen.

  • @itachiitachi1946 and according to your logic women physically abuse men. be quiet before i beat you?

  • @jeanismohamed u wish u could beat me.but u cant.hehe casuae ur weak.and yes women start domestic violensce casue they have self issues and penis envy.i have a cock and u dont.it hurts u so much that u dont have a dick that u wanna beat me.but guess what!u cant!cause ur a woman.and women cannot beat men.now shut up and go to ur kitchen to make the damn sandwhich.

  • @itachiitachi1946 how do you know this? most women you know try to beat you?

  • @itachiitachi1946 cry moar, you may be a guy, but you're still a massive pussy ;)

  • @limitdriver321 get lost u troll

  • @itachiitachi1946 Women cannot beat men? Then what about all this bullshit men say about not beating a women? You men are fucking pussies.

  • @BlackItachi8 u lack common sense(aka ur simply an idiot)and get who is the real pussy..and who has the pussy..yup women..and u have penis envy.get over it and stop naging bitch

  • @jeanismohamed i had a rough day.working since 05:00 am until now(time now is 20:13)and all day i ate nothing at all.just a glass of orange juice.now im w8ing 4 my food(ketering)so leave me alone and go somewhere else to show ur self issues.peace to u.bye

  • @itachiitachi1946 you whine more than a woman. what a little bitch.

  • @jeanismohamed i love u too

  • @jeanismohamed u cant beat me.

  • @itachiitachi1946 beat you at what? you think youre amazing if you'd win an internet arguement? LOL, please dont take 3 weeks to reply to this you retard

  • @jeanismohamed the date of my cooment was posted 4 weeks before.next time ull try to sound like that on ur high horse dont forget to check the date.but when a person has stupidity then actions like that of urs r simply common.get lost now and go give ur lame shit to some1 else.stupid bitch...

  • @jeanismohamed you are a retard. cool story though

  • These comments only prove his point.

  • I am a lady wrestler. I'd love to get that boy in the ring and show him what a woman can do to him and those Super Trooper wanna be shades.

  • Where can i get his book.

  • Too freaking funny. :)

  • @bearysher what would be funny is watching a woman who is 5'4 125 lbs whoop his idiotic ass

  • This guy is missing out on alot of head. His loss.

  • xD DICK MASTERson

  • @PanaceaWanted

    everyone who came out of a woman, did so because a man came into that woman first. what's your point? just because you're a woman doesn't mean you've earned my respect. you're not helping your case here. oh i'm sorry, i'm using logic, which you don't understand because you lack a penis. i'll translate it into something you can understand: "get off the computer, go back to the kitchen, and make me a sandwich"

  • @Luvanov lol having a penis makes you logical? No, you're just a slave to your needle dick...Have a cock doesn't make you smart...it makes you a slave to pussy....You're pussy whipped. Just admit it. and Dick Masterson looks like he is a member of the Village People with that stupid faggoty mustache and cock sucking lips of his and you all think he's a God? lol...the joke's on you.

  • @rainbowbrainhead

    implying my penis is small, how original! somehow it's the only thing women seem to counter with. unfortunately that only works when the man is insecure about himself. i'd show you how i got so confident about my cock by rocking your world all night, but being bitter enough to respond to an obvious troll-post made a month ago probably means you're either a. ugly and/or fat and/or unwanted, or b. LOL SORRY, there is no b. enjoy being the "woman" that desperate guys settle for.

  • @Luvanov and yet you think it's logical thinking to say that women don't have logic simply because they don't have a penis? Right. You're real logical all right.

  • This guy is a joke people, he's playing a character. He's like Borat.

  • @djphatd I didnt think he was. Who would make a website for a joke that sounds like it came out of the shit hole

  • @djphatd If that's the case, the joke is hilarious.

  • Women are just worms in flyshit. period.

  • I would definitively say that women are better than men. This coming from a man who could probably kick all of your asses.

  • kick all of our asses at self castration?

  • @robyculver this coming from a man who could kick all of our asses? You say that women are better than men? Wow... so your mom was better than your dad at everything you've learned in your pathetic life?

  • dr phil is a bitch

  • Seriously guys, read his book, it's quite good.

  • DR PHIL YOU FOOL DONT FEED THE TROLLS!!