10 Ways To Tell If Your A Noob In Halo 3

[lNickNackl]

Who cares if people do any of this stuff or anything that anybody says about it? It's a damn game. Stop being so serious about it, stop bitching around about it, and just play it. Who cares if someone is worse at it or if you lose or something. Butt-hurt kids......

[doshmosting]

1 way to tell if youre a noob

1. you make videos like this.

[TheHackersParadise]

This is way ti know your a noob, you have a tryhard name like '' xXx13375n1p3r50calawsomsnipzzx­Xx ''

[mrnerfassault]

i dont have mic

and i bloody kik ass

[YovilleDrummer]

#3 is funny

[zeronial1]

No mic in double team makes you a noob:FALSE!

[natees123]

wow that was not funny in any way. that was a waste of four minutes and 28 seconds of my life

[DeanNickChase]

j for jeenius the guy that was with da chief 404?

[darkruler251]

I thought of this as funny, but i do disagree with some points

- the mauler is destructive and a good weapon for close combat.

- rushing the plasma pistol wprks effective if you know how to.

And really dude, change your primary, secondary and detail armour colours.

[ODSTtrooper118]

The #11 way to tell if you a noob is if you use grey as your primary and secondary colors, the rule applies even more if your DETAIL is also grey, i mean that's just over doing it.

[TheJplay22]

@ODSTtrooper118 Lol, I'm such a nerd, my colors are Blue and Cyan (MM colors)

[retardedcow233]

i like Hayabusa does that mean im a n00b? i mean it was pretty hard to get so i cant be a n00b right?

[channelsub2]

10 ways to tell if your a noob you,you created this video

[hiddenbutdeadly]

ang on....i hear goldeneye music in the backgound

[wisevideomaker]

rushing with the plasma pistol owns u just charge it shoot at the person and then melee

[ResidentEvilFan243]

"NOOB NOOB, IM SO SAFE, FWAUUUUUUUUU!!!"

[dinojay590]

2 one dosnt mean if your a n00b cause there could be a tank after you and the while team only if you brag

[dfplayerify]

1 way to tell if your a noob is if you judge people for not having a mic

[TheTx2000]

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[Miikalee]

your a noob if you think your cool because you have black armor

[MrShowmepie]

dude your number 1 sucked that makes no sense for 2 reasons. 1. no one rushes the plasma pistol, and 2. some people actuly plasma pistols effectivly!

[123454321beytirhe123]

What if you raft on Vallhala?

[Skkiper1000]

lol XD 1:46 oh btw dont call noobs those who dont have mic cause i havent a mic errrrrrrrrr i destroyed it cause i thought i will never play online

[crazyipodxboxpcdude]

i havent used the mauler once in matchmaking lol

[TonyFolasky]

i think the mauler is a good weapon for a close corters like the shoutgun

[Chewey57]

#0.5 way to tell if your a noob: you spell oracle as "oricle"

[TRED2839]

i got 4 of those 10 reasons :)

[shadowoftheshell]

@420PhoeniX420 yes this was 4:28 of my life ill never get back

[MrEriksen52]

2:02 lol

[pplinmypocket]

gay.

[skinnyfamilyguy]

1:46 lol

[lazyninja929]

0:31 BITCH SLAP!!!!!!!

[spiltjuice]

what if i(more noobs) (yes i am a noob) don't care if you are a noob

[iHitAnElephant]

#1 way to tell if your a noob is if you call Team Doubles "Double Team"

[jforjeenius]

@iHitAnElephant L2 Play H2

[iHitAnElephant]

@jforjeenius lol@you retard, "10 ways to tell if your a noob in halo 3".. WASNT AWARE THIS WAS HALO 2!?

[torok97]

@jforjeenius thats calling so many people noobs if they dont got a mic or what if they cant speak shame on u jk but serious sorda

[liljus626]

@iHitAnElephant i agreeee

[WyldFoxRacer]

fail

[MrDikkehamster]

only number 2 is good and the plasma pistol is a very good weapon if you know how 2 use him

[awsomevids2u]

use him lol its a gun its it lol

[MrDikkehamster]

i live in holland

i talk diffrent then you XD

[DickRich3321]

gay

[taco0ninja]

@racheltoons YES! Another girl who actually PLAYS Halo!

[ZohanLovesDisco]

funny!!!!

[suckinnigga]

lol if u hug sum1 in infection? ur a noob if u play infection!!!

[mohammedje56]

whats the music u used called?

[legendz305]

number 2 is so true. today my team mate had the flag and he started teabaging the floor 2 inches away. so then i shot him with shot gun and got the point ^_^

[royalty924]

One way to tell if you're a noob? Making dumb videos about dumb things...

[CiviC092]

2:01 HAHA

[LIawIiet]

. . . LOL @ the elevator music from Goldeneye.

[andergra000]

what kind of music is this you douchebag

[soleodst]

i hate it when people dont have mikes in freaking double team pisses me off

[deathjudge2006]

Number 2.I fucking hate it when people do that.

[theandykat]

im a noob only cuz of #1 :(

[namelessrocker12]

42000th view yay lol

[RickyV300]

howd u get ur mic to pick up in the film clip

[ForbbidenBlade]

nice flamin' ya did there ass whipe

[avidigno]

elites ssuck unless u have the pwnsome helmets no offense to the guy that was rafting he had a pwnsom helmet

[DukeOfNature]

1 way to tell if you are a noob:

You use a totally unoriginal idea that is supposed to be funny and then you fail at making it funny.

[fleko7]

2:18 u can hear him scoping hard

[PIVOTLEGO]

This video is fail.

[DontPutSpiceonRice]

the thing i luv about these vids is that we all start out noobs lol

[SpeedRacer112233]

11th way: is if ur a dinoback!!

[Poisonedheart1996]

And btw how to turn on the mic???

I have no idea

[Poisonedheart1996]

I have no idea how to get any armor

[pikabolt25]

because the only way they would know is if they know it from exp

[Spartan11117777]

Hahahahaha SO FUNNY AND TRUE!!!!!!!!

[ImPrEzZa1000]

2:49 so funny! lol

[ConquerFreak5]

HALO 3 ROCKS BISHES

[10littlejoe]

i like it and im thinking of buying an360 with halo3 mic andxbox live so tell me if its worth it!

[1hyper2]

it is worth it

[Anuon1210]

yea its worth but its annoying when ramdon ppl make fun of cause of gt, voice and other stuff

[Draftybby]

ALL THIS SHIT IS NOOBIC;)

[ryssek12]

you guys should of put 11 ways to know if your a noob the 11th wat making a Vidoe about other noobs.. >:O wow you guys are gay at the video you you you fucking nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbb­bbbbbbbbbb ^_^

P.S. your a Noob o.o i hate halo and i'm a noob to so hey i don't play .....noob

[nachiuzimaki]

Hey i was wonmdering how do you get all the info off on a video?

[Halo13Helper]

The Plasma Pistol Is A Good Weapons Run UP To Some While Its Charged Shoot Them With It Then Punch Then Easy But I Can Use The Sniper Better Good Vidio Mate

[xXDRAKGUNERXx]

hay you guy can i join you in halo 3 am on xbox live to it livedODST recon ok later and am not a noob

[Thehellman131]

okay lets see WRONG WRONG WRONG WRONG WRONG WRONG WRONG WRONG WRONG WRONG AND LET SEE OH YEAH WRONG. no matter who you are what your armor looks like your a good player. were all the same and were all equal get that

[XxBlackOpsx]

LOL love 1:43

[BlinkGoneSimple]

i got a over kill in a 1 on 1 some how got a head shot and thats how it came up

[starscreamleader]

rafting lol!!!!!

[cmoose4]

the ppl who made this are noobs

[AdomikEffekt]

ROFL AY :55

[seththeresoop]

you mean MLG,its like normal slayer but for pro's

[MrPLOny]

It isn't like normal slayer first off and it's not only for pros.

[zakoe07]

What is LMG?

[vampireprince120]

if you have the aroumor then your not a noob if you brag so what you just have more of a chance dieing and plasma pistol are amazing

[ForbbidenBlade]

Yeah, and Maulers may not be the BEST weapon, but it's still pretty damn cool, AND I'd much rather have one than a sniper rifle in a close range battle

[vampireprince120]

if you have the aroumor

[JJvideoman]

holy crap..this is try hard

[hotpepperfrank]

i've gotten a double kill and a killing spree with a plasma pistol by using it like a mauler. Fully charge it, then fire and melee

[redburst8]

the plasma pistol sucks at fighting with, its more of a tool to stop vehicles and drain sheilds

[hollow1595]

enyone now how 2 get this game chep

[hotpepperfrank]

odst man, u get all the multiplayer maps and the odst campaign, but not the halo 3 one. If u get halo 3 u have to spend a ton of microsoft points on all the maps though, but u also get the halo 3 campaign

[fuffers1]

i would actuallt take both the plasma and the sniper if i really had too...

[tomcrizlow]

after watching this ... im not going to kill myself

[10sionify]

i bet you do that island

[10sionify]

u know ur a noob in halo 3 if u tottaly suck

[a7xiskooldawg]

actualy the mauler is sick! it is in MLG playlists u n00bs

[Goldendroid]

just writing noobs like you did makes you a noob...

[leemer5]

i use plasma pistols if u charge it and can actually GET some1 1 shot then i pull out my BR and own em

[mattviggiano]

so u think ur good, well put ur skills to the test, im offering 500-5000 microsoft points 4 any1 who helps me level up

[DarkWarriorKiller557]

ima pro with teh mauler xD

[gear000987]

wrong if ur mic is broke u r a not a noob u retards

[HolyReaver97]

none of these make any sense.

[iamacrab1]

plasma pistols rule im not a noob it takes down ur sheld faster than a sword noob that has no skill but still uses it

[Thefatandskinny]

this is the exact same one as a different person exept you have different people and diferent text, you know your a noob if you are in this video

[HoundofDarkness]

The tank one I think was the most true... The plasma pistol can be devistating on Avalanch... or close quarters maps... almost as good as a shotgun.

[killno9]

lmfaoroflmaocopter number 1 is so effin true!@!#@

[peggy8910]

it was probaly a play for this video.

[gfgfdger0]

Num 6 made mi lav

[avatarrazz]

HAHA THAT IS TRUE

[zombi105]

i have better 2 u kill ur teammate who is about to score with the flag adn score urself

[Colsworl]

You must be a "NooB" at English. The video title should say "you're" not "your".

[Fatlord27]

its youtube you little grammar freak, get over it

[Colsworl]

All I'm saying is that if you are making a video putting yourself over and mocking other people at least make sure you don't look like a fool by making mistakes too.

[pengynova]

sometimes you cant help number 2, people snipe you, or camp/cham

[gunrunner13]

lol the mauler is a great gun!!!!! lol haha i use it to piss people off on xbl and it works rofl lmao

[Nitro64819]

#11

Your a noob if you make clips like this, then post them on you tube.

[xHxExLxLxFxIxRxEx360]

I've met a noob with the standard armour, who said it was "awesome", and I laughed, he said he's gonna report me. What a noob. He should be in the 11th.

[SXQX7]

omg

hilarious and sooo true u guyz got my respect 4 life XD

[runescapeluver99999]

iv'e done 1 :(

[kingfrubby1]

ive done #s 10 and 6 ='(

[Randomeditor34]

uve thought u were safe in the bubble shield? god ur the biggest noob in the planet

[kingfrubby1]

XD.. i know relized that ive also done # 8 and # 7

[Randomeditor34]

nobody cares about your armour dipshit... as for 7, that doesnt really make u a noob unless your doing it in gameplay

[subzonline09]

no'6 was funny as anythin

[tokoolforskoolsambo]

wow lol if your gonna do a machinima or some kind of video like this. you gotta do the gun down gltich.

[zedcross]

ha the bubble shield was hilarious.

[Lightwolf11]

the best thing bout this video is the awsome music from 007 Goldeneye 64.

[DarknesFreak]

:D Number 6 is the best! :D

[alleno2323]

if you make a video telling people there a noob then u r

[VengeanceCrimson]

Why is rafting noob?

[sabercrusader]

i know seriously everything else is except maybe 2 but i dont see how rafting is a noob tactic

[Ringo111222]

lol he like t baggs him when hes talking about bein a noob if u brag about yer armour

[COD41990]

lol i dont fit any of those things.... thank god!!!!....

[Xenophobiotic]

cool

[XElekJoeX]

Hey guys check out my armor! *gets stuck*

XD

lol @ the bubble shield guy

[Aziminski007]

there is one more way to tell if u r a noob in halo3 if u hide wepons on forge and when u and others play them only u know were they r u do not know how many times i've played maps like that but i did leave with the most kills

[joep45621]

mauler sucks

Br kicks ass

[Dgc2003]

@joe

If the mauler sucks, you're saying the shot gun sucks also. They're effectively the same weapon.

[joep45621]

good point

but i like the shotgun

the only bad thing about the shotgun is the reloading

[sabercrusader]

the mauler is a good weapon for noobs trust me if i ever pick up the mauler i own but it is to cheap for me its like a shotgun only it reloads faster

[joep45621]

i also think that it isnt as powerful as the shotgun or at least it doesnt feel as powerful

[janiet14]

o # three way 2 tell if noob in halo 3 LOL

[amulet444]

yah

[JacobNfromhubcity]

6 was hilarious.

[pengumonkey001]

lol that 1 craked me up

[zhamilton9109]

lol... music was the elevator music from 007 James Bond - Goldeneye for the N64. Nice

[kenny8689]

+1. Good times.

[LILJAYJAY41]

nice vid but b energetic dudes, u guys sound like a bunch of emos, no offense

[CritiqueofMany]

THANK YOU YES.

The one with you not having a mic in double team is helpful.

GET A FUCKING MIC. I play and i lose with people who dont have mics, shit its annoying as fuck.

[CritiqueofMany]

Actually the correct spelling is armour, but we just spell it differently cause we choose to.

[Webbo227]

#1 way to know if you are from Europe. You can actually spell.

[JacobNfromhubcity]

My favorite color is green. It is the color of great flavors in drinks that i get at the theater.

[snakeguru117]

#11 your a noob in halo 3 if you spell oracle oricle LOL

[silverbullet135]

lol throws bubble sheild noob noob noob im so safe hahaha AHH

[Poopoobut2]

The no.2 way is more frequent in WoW on Warsong.

[theandykat]

plasma pistol rox with a pistol cause u shoot them with a charged plasma pistol them aim at thier head and shoot the pistol

[rubykill]

it can be somewhat difficult to actually kill somebody with a plasma pistol becaue its main purpose is to take shields down then pull out somthing like a br and shhot them in the head

[HaloNerd121]

no a good on would be if u try to splatter someone with the elephant

[Sharingan929]

u know out of all the noob vedios i watch not one has metioned ur a noob if u kill somone while there reloading and boost tht u owned them when u got it by luck

[cambo23man]

you know your a noob is you cant spell oracle!

[marcusp8]

lol

[ratgod1011]

its ok

[ACDCGUY5]

hmmmmmmm i've NEVER heard anyone brag about ther armor and im a person that has played ALOT of halo the only armor maybe someone should brag would be recon but everyone is gona have it when ODST cums out anyway so there is no point to brag

[lilnaruto134]

lol i heard the scope, but it went a couple times so i couldnt tell if he was scoped in or not xD but its pretty fun

[spinzer127]

#6 lol

[Gamerboy120]

I don't ue my microphone and I am not a noob

[joannB66]

You know you're a noob when you're a faggot and have such bad grammar that you spell "you're" wrong.

[danrvdtree]

enrgy sword shotgun and rocket lancher r my favourite weapons

[utoobsurfer123]

Rockets dont take any skill at all! Neither duz the shotgun or plasma pistol! W/ the shotgun, just walk up 2 the guy, pull the trigger, BOOM!!! Dead in 1 shot. The plasma pistol, charge it, fire, then beat the guy over the head. And you are NOT a nOOb if u rush the plazma pistol cuz lots uv people do that because it f***'s up the dudes shielda!

[killerman9911]

plasma poaisto,l dskfsndfjknalb yay

[dasaints666]

:-) hi :-)