Shappi Khorsandi - Live At The Apollo

[rickrastardly]

Yes yes, race is sooooooo funny isn't it. She is so fresh. So original. As amazingly witty as this sarcastic rant :S ruuuuubish

[theleithboy1]

piss off you twat, you are so fucking boring

[Alladin671]

to compare Jedward a pair of dancing chimps is bordering on cruelty to animals lol

[Backdobaio]

I´ll shaq her

[MusicMadd09]

everyone saying she is shit when it's obviously partly due to her gender, get over yourselves men, bit pathetic don't you think?

[maqierify]

The warrior has a question LOLZZ

[rhooster28]

funny and beautiful

[dontmessblatte]

she is sooo bloody sexy... 

[peter7409]

got to say the comment about her being as funny as a coma, made me laugh. i agree she is terrible, ticks a box though, and thats why she gets on the bbc.

[bassretro1993]

This woman's about as funny as a coma.

[GarryBacon]

Amnesty International

[Polar379]

Wow funny how many people slag someone off just because they don't understand something or they are too filled up with sterotypes

[Kroellmaster]

What a pretty lady! :)

[neekface]

Quick summary: Iran Iran Iran Iran Iran Iran Iran Iraq Iran Iran Iran Iran Iran Iran Iran

[wgwagg17]

Am I required to find this woman sexually attractive?

[TheodorBjork]

@wgwagg17 If you're a man yes. I mean, phwoarr!

[alexlee7773]

look at the size of those ankles/calfs!

[lotus11668]

My gosh, those shoes......

[theleithboy1]

so bad, and predictable. talentless, its embarrassing this crap

[AlexaKay53]

@theleithboy1 ah, go cry in a corner. You can't do any better...

[tortfeasors]

Most of her jokes are based on her ethnicity. There's only so far you can stretch that material. Oh well, fill it up with jokes about her failed relationship, that'll do the trick.

[BroceRee]

Shit.

[dubstepiseverything]

Women are never funny

[meldme]

@dubstepiseverything - Sarah Silverman is.

[jloae]

Female comedians just seem to try too hard...

[taffwob]

Funny as bowl cancer.

I'm not going to say she's funny just because I want to shag her.

[HongreeHype]

lol.. her jokes r clever.. if u dont get it the the joke is on u !! :p

[jin37uk]

blantantly likes it in the shitter

[sparkyinbath]

she isn't funny. she thinks she's connecting but she's off.

[nejihyuga901]

When it comes to comedy, I think woman have a disadvantage because men can use voice immitations of characters such as females, neds, etc to their advantage.

[whixie]

@nejihyuga901 Aaaaaaan women are unable to do this? I can do a better Arnie impression than my boyfriend can.

[theleithboy1]

fucking useless, funny as toothache.

[Eddie79]

She is not funny

[Ojeleh]

thums up if you are from america!:)

[cat0pult]

is it me or is the the cursor a snowflake

[shebzydon]

I want to lick her legs.

[sparkyinbath]

@shebzydon Why? Do you like curry?

[GantzIsSloppy]

@shebzydon I want to lick her.

[danielarian]

I love this lady. She is very hot.

All the best.

[NemoNecklace]

Not funny.

[alfredfaerman]

nice legs

[Zoethefoxx]

I love you Arsey <3

[MrBiggles168]

30 people like Jedward.

[theleithboy1]

fucking useless

[jjoeshaw]

@theleithboy1 ?

[tertommy]

I'm a guy watching this....where do I laugh? What makes if funny to me?

[SebAnders]

@tertommy If you have to ask then you don't find it funny and you should probably stop wasting your time

[tertommy]

@SebAnders I ask as Crow T Robot might pose the question.

[SaukaKumagae]

I want her to be the Doctor's next companion...

[imawesome7045]

@SaukaKumagae OMG YES!! SHE WOULD BE BLOODY HILARIOUS!!!

[harryburra]

i would bang lol

[SilveradoNL]

wow she is really pretty and funny.

Definity one of the best female comedians i have ever seen.

[petekaz1977]

Funny Funny stuff. Cheers for the uploads Arse. Subbed.

[Userunvalid]

shit-attack

[MrImadeadpoet]

What a very pretty lady. note to middle east countries, take off the veils and burkhas. such beauty should be shared. no racism intended, I think shes beautiful.

[Userunvalid]

@MrImadeadpoet why would there be any racism in that comment....???

[dominiclucey123]

The most top comments are so predictable! but they're funny.

[thekingoffunnyfaces]

Why is she showing her vagina to a child?

[aaronliew24267]

Who'd thought an Iranian MILF would be so funny?

[Punchbear]

I normally like her, but the cheap digs at her ex leave a bad taste in my mouth.

[Ieat2much]

funny how the women are laughing half heartedly...they look afraid

[YurrahAlHadi]

this woman is beautiful.

[philsinatra]

She is a lovely bit of stuff. Would definitely eat her pussy all weekend.

[Annihilatenow]

About half way through I noticed the name of the youtuber who posted this video. I LOL'd

[zonjordan]

@Annihilatenow

halfway through your sentence I noticed the name of the youtuber who posted the video..I lol'd at this

[MyStIcTrE3]

@Annihilatenow

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHAHAHAHAHA

[bennythebearful]

@Annihilatenow

Funnier than anything this ugly bint has to say.

[kickuptheaass]

soooo funny :D



[theleithboy1]

not funny very boring. but she has got a huge minge i bet

[elstroshitnonstop]

@theleithboy this made me laugh several times. thank you. you are right on both points i believe

[ItsRudyInnit]

Wow, she used to be hilarious...what happened?!

[peter7409]

funny as aids, one sad useless cow

[WeirdoTeeHee]

"Mummy doesnt have a willy, but she's got more balls than daddy" xD

[spoonce]

wow this is some painful shit

[JALAL1359D]

lovely accent.all I can say

[realmadridkm]

Persians are always proud people and love to represent!! excellent comedian

[Ninjisy]

Shappi Khorsandi is my mother's favourite comedian. I like her too :D

[Rascaduanok]

@Ninjisy Your mother has excellent taste in comedy!

[dageezerboi]

she is pretty hot, looks hotter now than she did when this was filmed

[AlwaysBonpoint]

@marcus6949 O' yeah she's hot and would definitely get it up the Gary glitter!

[PowderWars2009]

love to fuck her

[Jeffnumber1fan09]

Defo my fav female comedian - Beautoful aswell

[56sabz]

ava vidal is way funnier

[MegaKrishan123]

She's really funny!

[WarmFanta]

FUCKING MILF

[Halldisa]

the man with the eyes..set in a face..on what I believe are some shoulders.. LOL XD

[iyareatibabare]

she's actually hot!

[PaperMoonMedia]

She's really funny IMO.

[peter7409]

with legs like tree trunks, why wear that ha ha. funny as the fucking pox. sad cow

[RobSharona666]

Good female comedians = Gina Yashere, Joan Rivers, Victoria Wood.

Terrible female comedians = Shappi Khorsandi, Holly Walsh

Her jokes range from boring, predicatable and dated, to being very limited in her edginess, like she's trying to hard.

When she presented one of these things it was like she had no personality at all.

Admittedly she did put a good performance in on Have I Got News For You, but generally I find her dull and unfunny

[VexonCross]

@RobSharona666 But... Gina Yashere has never said a funny thing in her life... At least not while I was watching. What does she have that makes her a good comedian despite her lack of a sense of humor?

[RobSharona666]

@VexonCross "I went to NIGERIA... to find my ROOTS.... and how I found my ROOTS.... were in BETHNAL GREEN!!" funny, plus her delivery is more exciting

[jake23392]

ZZZZZZ zzzzzzzzzz zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz zzzzzzzzzz zzzzzzzzzzzz. Iranian women have big hairy balls.? Nearly as unfunny as Sarah Millican. Who has fat hairy tits..etc...

[peter7409]

fucking shit, she is a woman and is a arab so she ticks a box at the bbc. but really funny as the pox. fucking useless shit. how the fuck did she get on fucking shite

[1Thompsonmusic]

@peter7409

You'd fuck her though ey? I would

[farhannius]

@peter7409 swear some more

[robbie96355]

@peter7409 for christ sake, its trolls like you that watch stuff they clearly hate hoping to get a reaction, seriously people dont give a fuck so just stop

[021jaguar]

she should really hate her husband

[26poolhustler]

She is incredibly unfunny but like she says on some of the her stand up routines she's a box ticker. I think she says it ironically but either way it's very true, she's female, Asain and apparantly a single mother too. I believe a lot of weak minded people at these shows feel obliged to laugh at her jokes because it would be perceived as racist and sexist if they didn't. Personally i need someone to say something funny before i start laughing, call me picky.

[jerrygreg2]

@26poolhustler Could it just be that different people laugh at different things? We don't all pay money to see Jim Davidson, but some people do.

[BeautyClips]

She's got more balls than daddy though!

[benybe123]

4:25 omg made my day

[nymerie]

@benybe123 why is that?!

[x2xWhaaax7x]

Omid Djalili, lol

[betover68]

she is soooooo dull......

[snoann]

@betover68 so don't watch it 

[MrDeano324]

Didn't laugh at all :(. Not my favorite I must say...

[etme1000]

smart

[squidd01]

i forgot how funny shappi was'nt

[TheOMGiraffe]

@squidd01 You also forgot how to punctuate.

[fagmallion]

one of my favourtie modern comedians!

[ammorreztristar]

Beautiful as well as very funny xxxxxx :)))))

[lilmissspixieface]

fair play to her in she good 

[texaspete33]

she's beautiful.

[florencelovme]

I like her! very toungue-in-cheek.

[lvevans01]

she's actually really funny!

please watch my stand-up video, go on my account :)

[stevenjw2006]

Thumbs up if you thought it said POLICE on the add for this video instead of APPOLO

[megamule064]

@stevenjw2006 no one, no one thought it said police instead of appollo, genuinely no one.

[TheN4DIA]

@iamcosmichands where???????????

[TheN4DIA]

If your on twitter please twat me! :D

[iamcosmichands]

I saw her on the bus once

[kickycrowbar]

Terrible

[omarx987]

i think she is well funny, made me laaf. an shes not bad lukin eithr to be fair

[hkjkdsifu]

Just not funny. Sarah Millican is miles better

[codownni]

FFS yes, you arnt ethnically British shappi shitattack, we get it, new jokes please.

[Renneskid]

i don't find her funny at all.

[ADEMruinedmylife909]

@Renneskid Any particular reason...?

[lavamair]

'you won't have heard of him' - wetting myself :L:L

[misslfriel]

could have been worst

she could have said you've got a friend in me

[shutup297]

shit

[GFBandCC]

I love her stand up! I like how she acknowledges racism and pokes fun at it, because in all hoesty racism and biggotry is ridiculous.

[dtzms1]

Such a boring act. I saw her in Richmond shopping, and such a attention seeker.

[Cnupoc]

@dtzms1 agreed.

[apoptygmatracy]

@dtzms1 i saw her sat in a coffee shop she was reading a paper and drinking tea, hardly attention seeking.

[Dupe16118]

yawn, i didn't even laugh at this bollocks

[RighteousPsycho]

@Dupe16118 You laugh at bollocks?

[KATEisFAB]

She's so pretty and her accent is lovely.

[microscopic]

Her 'i'm a bit foreign' jokes are wearing really thin. Just like Jo Brand's 'i like cake and hate men' jokes wore thin about ten years ago. I think she's really poor.

[laurawattam]

She does the same bit everytime i see her but god help me she's hilarious

[Dragunai]

She is the right mix of politically incorrect, sexy and sassy.

I typically hate female comedians but she is just too unique to not love.

[bassretro1993]

Okay... we get it you're a single mother from Iran... how about something else after 2 years... it's not a racist comment.. I love Gina Yashere...but this woman is so not funny.

[RS14988]

"more balls than daddy" hahahahaha love it XD

[fayexfaye]

Christ! Surely this is about comedy, not appearance.

Shame on the people that did. Do these realize she suffered with bulimia as a teenager, and she's had a kid.

.....Besides the haters, Khorsandi is one of my fave comediennes at the mo! Saw her tour live last week! She's hilarious!!

[seagoonproductions]

Love her!! My new favorite comedian!

[staysweden]

I didn't quite get the thing about the toy and buzzgame

[irish88knight14]

She is a Gorgeous woman :P

[deanhill1995]

All she ever talks about is her divorce and being Iranian.

YAWN.

[ItsameAlex]

@deanhill1995

Most shitty english comedians tend to talk about every day things like michael mcintyre ''don't you just hate it when you lose your keys, you look over the table, you look under the table but you just can't find them!!.'' I'm white and english peole have very womanly and shitty humour. I'm english andi am exasperated by my fellow englishmen's ''things that happen during the day'' sense of humour, i think its so fucking shit. PS: There are exceptions e.g Ricky Gervais is my

[ItsameAlex]

@ItsameAlex

Ricky Gervais is my favourite comedian even though I think British comedians in general are fucking shit. Very womanly humour english comedians have, the kind of stuff girls giggle at. I'm white and I find jokes ethnicities and race refreshing.

[deanhill1995]

@ItsameAlex Yes, because everyone can relate to everyday things, so the jokes are universal and make people think "Yeah, that's the kind of thing i would do" or "Yeah, that's true! people do that all the time!"

and what about Lee Evans? Lee Mack? Ronnie Corbett? They're the funniest bastards on the planet, in my opinion - They can make a joke about ANYTHING.

She just uses the same things to joke about over and over... BORED MUCH.

[Egriega]

She's really attractive n'est-ce pas...those are women's calves....I love them

[razaz03]

nice, bravo shappi!

[sukritidagreat]

she does that david thing n husband thing in every show i guess

[wowzer840]

@sukritidagreat nope ive seen several shows and this is the first time i saw the david thing

[madjack18]

Daym, that's one lucky guy at the end

[olgreeneyes]

This woman is NOT funny AT ALL.

I don't give a toss about where she's from and the fact she's female - she just has no comedic timing whatsoever. He jokes are laboured and the punch-lines are weak. Good stand-ups have a natural timing but she has none. It's like she went on a course on how to be a stand-up and just completely missed the part on how to deliver a joke properly. How she managed to get on telly I'll never know!

[PXRXRX]

@olgreeneyes just because you dont find her funny doesnt mean that you have to slag her off...

[CODMODDERZ360]

@olgreeneyes fuck off! xD

[chocolatemalteser]

"Alright Ian"

[ADEMruinedmylife909]

Love the comparison of Jedward to a pair of dancing chimps!!! XD

[urbanstar123]

Anyone know the name of the song she walks out to ?

[funnypumpkinhehe]

@urbanstar123 kyle minogue "get out of my way" :)

[NINESHOXXX]

she is deeep 

[Szabmeister]

"mummy hasnt got a willy...shes got more balls than daddy though" EPIC HAHAHA