My "little" secret...

[jokesandnotes]

Press 4 to get right to the point

[IncreasedStyle]

Well, better turn it off...

[MrJoker13337]

Ive bin tolled size doesnt matter

[cynicalsugar1455]

feet...

[cynicalsugar1455]

You know what they say about guys with big...

[GoldOlympicMedalist]

330 people were under 16 and listened to him.

[OkalRelsDaughter]

I wish the piano was quiter so I could hear him better. :( And I can't find a lyric video.

[brandonlogan11]

@OkalRelsDaughter lyrics are in the decription

[babyinblack]

this guy's so talented.

[nate7454]

Wiener wiener wiener wiener wiener wiener....

[pyro1gone1crazy]

who am i to take signs from god lol

[Dboi0623]

i bet he thanks his parents now for making him learn how to play the piano!! ha ha fuckin dumbass 

[batmanchick4321]

DAMMIT it has Weiner in it so now i cant watch it FML

[stcshannah1234]

"meet bo burnham" is the #1 thing on my "things to do before i meet bo burnham" list

[domos187]

damn i have watched all of his videos but he really plays the fuck out of his piano in this song

[bagamer13]

@ImBsed joke post

[OhSoEpiiC]

@ImBsed This song was made almost 6 years ago

[WhateverGonzo]

Bo is a better writer than this :(

[vainwolf78]

one of my favorite peeps...!!!

[bengy082]

stop fighting over the comments its so anyoing

[LifeChangingVidsInc]

Nice try, I'm 15 and I want your "wiener" in my "pee pee"

[PeiPuraqe122]

ey schaut mich an bin ein frosch

[zeebradaisy]

under 16? hahahahahaha 12 year old still wudn't turn this off!

[stcshannah1234]

i love how he sets himself up for a perfect rhyme, then completely changes it, 1:20-1:30 hilarious!!! :D hes great

[JanaShakiajb497]

also bin so geil

[thehitcher25]

yes

[Mrsteisag2]

ha he cant get a BOner

[explodingporpise]

lol dog shit...the song stinks

is funny

[puppyhatgirl]

DAMNIT NO NOT WIENER!!!!!! I CANT WATCH THIS NOW! ug the profanity

[locinity]

I couldn't stop watching- I mean awesome jokes, rhymes, funny guy, and amazing piano, all an accidental eargasm

[MrIEatBrainz]

i love when he sets up a perfect rhyme then just changes it 1:20. Musical genius

[Sylin16]

Love it!!

[cheeseheadsofWI]

bo is AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!

[LegoJesterProduction]

i was gunna watch this but apparently he says weiner

[zeebradaisy]

@LegoJesterProduction ahahahahhahaa

[xNatashaxTWx]

this is halarious xD



[Mrsteisag2]

@xNatashaxTWx no shit

[xNatashaxTWx]

@Mrsteisag2 was i asking you?

[Mrsteisag2]

@xNatashaxTWx were you?

[xNatashaxTWx]

@Mrsteisag2 clearly not it wasn't a question.

[Mrsteisag2]

@xNatashaxTWx and...

[xNatashaxTWx]

@Mrsteisag2 and its not for you to respond to

[Mrsteisag2]

@xNatashaxTWx comments are to all

[xNatashaxTWx]

@Mrsteisag2 seriously how old are you? im not even gonna argue anymore your wasting my time -_-

[Mrsteisag2]

@xNatashaxTWx scared obviously

[xNatashaxTWx]

@Mrsteisag2 Aha ok, whatever. and is that all you can say HAHA.

[andycoles94]

@xNatashaxTWx childish.

[xNatashaxTWx]

@andycoles94 i am a child.

[andycoles94]

@xNatashaxTWx well that would explain your impotence, good job :)

[PIRATESOFTHEC3]

@andycoles94 It explains their's, but what's your excuse?

[andycoles94]

@PIRATESOFTHEC3 well they are my excuse, cos nowadays you cant click on anything without people bitching on it, fucking terrible

[joshmarsh1]

329 people have small weeniers



[iChelseaP]

the piano playing in this is beautiful

[tinybfmvgirl]

He's 6'5". Best bet, he's hung like a horse.

[JustUDIENOW]

@tinybfmvgirl hahaha it doesnt work like that lol

[skiddlecrumms]

@JustUDIENOW It's more probable because generally guys are proportional but yeah, tall doesn't necessarily mean hung.

[OkalRelsDaughter]

@tinybfmvgirl Is he really 6'5"?? I didn't think he was that tall. I guess you really can't tell how tall someone is on video!

[masonshep1000]

@tinybfmvgirl Yeah, he's 6'5" now, but he was barely 16 when he made this so he was probably like 6'1"ish, still tall though..

[bellotaguerrero]

aww he's so adorable, he's like "srry about the asian part

[Sylin16]

Nice ending, lol

[jilliaaanasaurus]

I'd still tap that

[NinjaLids]

"but, uhm...who am i to take symbols from god, right?"

xD xD xD xD XDXDXDXD

[Thenerdfiles12]

He was 16 on this vid

[NinjaLids]

@Thenerdfiles12 so...?

[Thenerdfiles12]

He was 16

[TheMarineKid17]

lmfaoooo



[arybicki1]

i love him my brother went to the same school and graduated him ive watched him scince i was like 10 i know under 16 but i am know i love him hes adorable!

[JimmytheCommunist]

@arybicki1 I could barely even read your comment while you were using that HORRIBLE grammar! And what the fuck does, "I was like 10 i know under 16 but i am know..." mean?

[animeroks69]

@JimmytheCommunist something about at the beginning where he said if you're below 16 to leave. not quite sure about the "but I am know..." but the first part was right xD

[A7xBrandonPwns]

@arybicki1 Bullshit.

[droolsalittle]

Guys never laugh when I tell "small" jokes.  But I guess it's ok for guys to tell them.

[adenabutterfly]

I absolutely love this guy. lol. Amazingly stupid but awesome humor. And the for younger audiences thing is fantastic. Love it. Nice :)

[Lester1595]

The Asian song!! XD

[bubbley12009]

"just kidding im huge." LOLOLOL

[Snipeola]

sorry for the asian part. Lol!!

[MRFOLEY24]

@boburnham haha ima creep

[themrcoolguy2498]

I didnt listen I heard the w word!

[llamamuffinpanda95]

I'm 16 so it's okay

[ilikepie9283]

Love how hes talking about how his "weiner" is so smal then right before it ended "just kidding I'm huge.."

[PlayGurL087]

He sure knows how to play

[therealalexanderslit]

OMG that was soo god damn funny the "Asian" part holy fuck hes great :D

[manganimegrl]

@tytromusic then y did u post something? :-/

[swimchick112695]

You play beautifully. 

[tytromusic]

i cant watch it =(

[soulofmort]

lol sry about the asian part

[masteroftoast321]

i was 16 a month ago, now i can finally listen to this song!....it's ok

[bigpappa8kicker]

Racest bastard!!!!!!, jk but it is great

[kirawalshii]

guys i dont mind taking one for the team and seeing how tiny it is ;)

[markmaille]

but my balls are huge

[scottboy9888]

328 ppl hate the word weiner



[shiloweston]

@scottboy9888 I HATE the word "weiner" & "stinky" all of those words come to mind to piss me the fuck off

[skate2surf]

LOL

[trekkiebaby]

LOVE.

[asd123hhh]

327 people were under 16

[UnofficialCoolGuy]

dun worry about the asain part bo

its k

[Watchamacalitful]

He's wearing the same shirt he wore in My Whole Family... o:

[CAIDMASTEROFPYRO]

now 2 million people know ur little secret

[pompadork13097]

wow even smaller than the average man who looks up average penis length

[Xnikki0]

@pompadork13097 i bet you look up average penis lengths.

[hiyoo89]

wouldnt be weird if my balls werent so huge

[Elijanator1]

what an exultant ploy to make people think you have in fact have a huge penis... yes yes i think i will try this

[randomjunk40]

@poopranger he made it up.

[poopranger]

whats the name of the piano song he plays? or did he make it up?

[Matthios7]

325 people disliked beacause it had weiner in it

[amers963]

"Sorry about the Asian part." Just the simplest things that he says makes love him even more!!! (:

[gtsgamer]

FINGER JOBS AHAHAHAHHAHA

[MrShenanigansMan]

The best obscene lyrics to the most beautiful piano

[phanoka]

they really do make condom belts but they r more for kinky shit than actually keeping a condom on

[UpstartJimi123]

He Has A Small Penis

[TheKaceyBlevins]

story of my life

[AndreTheAudacity]

i just got why its called 'my "little" secret'

[TethideCans]

sorry about the asian part...

[dolphinsman1481]

im gonna take blacknred97's side on this, u guys need to chill out saying hes not a comedian on a comment on a youtube video? thats wen u kno u hav a life

[bigdoggaffney347]

sorry about the asian part):

[britey21]

I think ur ana mzing piano player too..lol u rock dude!

[TheLillybug97]

i love his songs plus hes so hotttttttttt but that has nothing to be with me likeing his vids hes awsome

[omgliliflower]

sorry about the asian part XD i laffed for like 20 min. XDD

[blacknred97]

@MrMac1124 i mean i get that it wasnt funny but thats still no reason for people to get all pissed about it

what do you want me to do delete it?

[blacknred97]

damn people keep talking about me

IM NOT REALLY 10 AND NOBODY HERE CAN TAKE A JOKE

[MrMac1124]

@blacknred97 no we can take jokes just not urs.... cause they suck ass.. n ur not a comedian so shutup.... yeaaa wat now

[blacknred97]

@MrMac1124 good one... im offended

[TheHappyface789]

blacknred97 Just said that to get a response. That's what children do. They crave attention. Don't fuel it by responding to him like his opinion matters.

[katerjune45]

Butt Rape!!!

[katerjune45]

Rape!!!

[fabyewv]

@garretmcclelland we know.

[mandannah]

will you marry me?(:

[judybooty214]

just kiddang im....huge....

[ThatEpicGuy123]

Vagina is all I have to say

[thebigcricket128]

this song is so wrong in so many levels

[IndianaHoosier8642]

i..like..waffels.........(:

[bytevipper]

holly crap the starting piano solo scared me

[AngelSarah131]

WEANER!!(;



[AngelSarah131]

God what is the point of haters!! if you realyy didnt like him you would not be watching his videos you fake jelous dicks!!

[monstermusic234]

Umadbro?

[blacknred97]

@UpstartJimi123

hahahaha caps lock rage much?

[UpstartJimi123]

@blacknred97 SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU STUPID JEW YOUR ADOPED YOU LITTLE SHIT HEAD SUCK MY DICK 

[blacknred97]

@UpstartJimi123 actually im an adopted muslim

[thetinarobertson08]

love the "weiner" psa...

[sk8rluvr13]

Just a couple things. I like your songs man, you're a genius. But can you re-record some of your earlier songs like this and "My Whole Family"? It's hard to hear your voice over the piano. Also, I notice that the intro to this song is basically the same as "My Whole Family" just starting on an A Minor chord instead of E Minor. I still like it, but it sounds kind of the same.

[7003steve]

Ok first off paolanayeli12 You spelled weiner wrong, and lmao wth with the song man..

[blacknred97]

16 years old? kiss my ass im 10

[32parchy]

@blacknred97 Then you shouldnt be coursing little immature child

[UpstartJimi123]

@blacknred97 HEY FAGIT FUCK YOU YOUR 10 IF I FUCKED YOUR MOM AND TOLD HER SHE WOULD QUIT HER ORGY AND GO UO THERE AND BEAT YOU LIKE A RED HEADED STEP CHILD KID

[iwearbandos]

@UpstartJimi123 you would want a guy to suck your dick... you should learn to chill out... i bet your a a fat white kid with acne and has a red head... no girl, and certainly no talent besides being able to sit there for six hours trying to make a comeback, you know you could fix that by putting the fork down and hitting the gym every day till your 50 and you may weigh 300 lbs.

[fredfigglehornfan300]

@blacknred97 Rather then being as rude as some others on this website, if you're really 10, and I dunno your life, man, but maybe you'd wanna lay off the swears. They mess you up bad. Plus it really isn't so much fun once people get mad about it.

[paolanayeli12]

Well this has the word winner quess I can't watch it ........:(

[thelocalAZN]

On behalf, I accept the apology.

[micropickletwo]

Umm for some reason this song really speaks to me..........

[ancienthostility]

Muhahahahaha I was only fifteen when I watched this!!!

[EmmaMizener]

thumbs up if you DIDNT turn it off because it had weiner in it

[neffnike43]

@EmmaMizener THUMBWHORE!!!!!

[EmmaMizener]

@neffnike43 lol yup i loves my thumbs IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN *wink wink*

[damienneighors]

@EmmaMizener dude you watched because it had weiner in it

[EmmaMizener]

@damienneighors your...probably...right... o -o

[damienneighors]

@EmmaMizener lol i was just kidding i was not trying to make fun of you it was just begging for it though

[EmmaMizener]

@damienneighors lol. i was kidding too...or was i?

[damienneighors]

@EmmaMizener i wasnt..... or was I?

[molloose]

@EmmaMizener I didnt and I'm 13. Oh I'm so bad

[EmmaMizener]

@molloose oh my goodness... im thirteen too eUe

[nomnomnomzee]

"Just kidding im huuuugee" ..... GAHA :)

[andrew16jared14]

Thumbs up if you are now realizing that the top comment is getting closer to 666 thumbs up. Can anyone say SATAN?

[m0nkEz]

@andrew16jared14 I can, but I won't.

[dancetothebest]

have u ever juz sat there and listened to the piano part.? its beautiful right.? then juz listen to the words. funny right.? now put them together. beautifully funny.? thts what i thought. :) love u Bo.

[kienvinhdds]

thumbs up if you think bo burnham is sexy

[ILovePuckBunnies]

your a fucking lyrical genius.

[ULLD74]

326 people have small dicks

[dragula224]

im turning 13 today legit!

[devgene]

@dragula224 cool im  already 13

[Tp0090]

325 people are under 16

[YORKofZOO001]

key to comedy is to make fun of urself.

haters should try it some day.

[steneaboutrs]

trips in top comments^

[NerdyNubble]

Hi I am a video game rater.

[heatherGOwhoa]

Hahha my iPod email noise went off just as he was saying weiner...apparently my iPod thinks I'm under 16

[AwsomePinkCrayon]

Your sexuality is as confusing as Daniel Tosh's ! But your quite canny!