How to Play the Conga : How to Play Two Conga Drums

[JeterSwisherFan88]

LOL 'coonga' XD

[Preacher787]

i feel sorry for anyone who takes this guy seriously.... he called the tres golpes a freaking bongo >.<

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[johandrumsbotha]

this is really funny, it's like a scene from the movie Spinal Tap.

but seriously - this is how not to play congas.

Now remember: the favourite conga - is what you call cunga, the other one you can call a bunga, and then you play: cunga bunga cunga bunga....

and just fluff every stroke while you go.

[ktkdrummer]

KHUNGA

[dapb2010]

This white boy don`t have a f.... idea , how to play congas.

[MrOscant]

Bullllllll.....sh....it

the favorite conga

the favorite conga

that really sucks more than that groove.

he don´t kwon why two conga

[imantisocial]

"no ring" hahaha

[ZaPeeBz]

=) i wana SLAP his facee

[blessedcongo]

stolen legacies made a mockery. . . tisk tisk. . .

[UsernameSasanRad]

my 1 year old cousin can play better then you!

[tribukaribe]

He has smoked himself retarded!!!!

[josealberto06]

sucks

[xsaver1996]

lol he calls it a cunga at :42

[mikearmstrong999]

Complete rubbish

[harrywrigley]

Which institute was this guy taken from? Seriously guys, someone needs to take him back. Make sure he has his cungas.

[pedrito1506]

Whats this????????

[cristina411]

wow, the accent's are reall cool

[sebkue88]

what are you doing??

[cerebrodeplumas]

Are you Sure

[cerebrodeplumas]

Are you Suro

[ANARCHYGOD2012]

my 75 year old father plays better, well hes cuban of course so hes been around the music his whole life, he would play in flushing meadows park in queens for years sitting on the benches with his friends

[Achisachis73]

This is by far the WORST latin percussion player I have ever seen on YOUTUBE. Dude you really suck at congas or any similar instrument!!! STOP PLEASE, IT IS PATHETIC

[Omedelbart8]

Sounds like Adam Sandler doing his "funnyvoice"

[qnzdiplomat78]

those not coongas or bongos my frnd.

[jimbooie718]

whats a coonga?



[ferdo621]

Guys guys this video is "how NOT to play congas". He just missed that in the title.

[farangI23]

This guy sucks where do they get these lame people they call "experts" this sucks really bad.

[Danielg86]

Take this video down its horrible

[JonnyRattatat]

is this a joke?

[kingmarkmixx]

mann stoppp it

[left4deadude]

this is the worst i have seen in years.

[chorlos]

WTF. ¿Este cabrón está borracho o qué chingados?

[rith5]

What the fuck is wrong with this guy, why does he think he has the right to try and teach people his bullshit

[erikeh1]

Take this video Down your going to have people playing congas wrong! and Terrible

[drumlinedevin]

you fucking suck at life go die

[donchingon77]

what the hell, this guy thinks he can play. lol

[trueuno1]

akoona matata,

hahahahha. hey dude your congas are turned around.

it is not kooooooooga, it is conga

[ChubexD]

wth? xD

[PlanetBongoSan]

i cant believe this crap is still up on here. watch this guy's conga videos if you need lessons in how to make a fool of yourself pretending to be an expert at something you don't know the first thing about. if you want to learn congas look elsewhere. REMOVE THE VIDEOS RYAN FFS

[datgoodlookindude]

Im sorrry but this guy is a poser. My uncle is way better!!!!!!!

[adedog]

This cant be real!

[drummercouk]

OMG

[agrigorulez]

He is best teacher I have ever saw

thanx for exp.

[jesamani75]

conga conga conga conga conga conga conga conga conga conga conga conga conga conga conga conga

conga conga conga conga conga conga conga conga conga conga conga conga conga conga conga conga

conga conga conga conga conga conga conga conga conga conga conga conga conga conga conga conga

not cunga!!!!!!

[Helltoun]

it is congo not conga!!!

[drummerdude3214]

@Helltoun Congo is a river in Africa, not a drum. Its conga.

[meutgeert]

expertvillage are such wankersss

[Brandon0828]

is this honestly for real?

[giaccobrazzi]

so is it kanga or cooonga?

[menteencoma]

kangas and koongas hahahaa this guy's funny

[gruntersdad]

Its more like retard village

[computerhacksaw]

This would be funny if it wasn't so sad.

[BSkully1423]

This is very informative. Thanks for being such an inspiration.

[D3PRO]

omg expert village sucks

[jimmgon]

Tata Guine just did a backflip in his grave.

[jimmgon]

Are you playing conga or practicing your wanking tecnique ??? hahahahahahahha

[luissucari]

This is a jokeeeeeeeeeeeeeee , learn to play dude !!!!!

[sirclibazucar]

Oh man,........Please don't give bad influence to people....Go and learn first.........I am not being Mean.....I am realistic

[DuBoisBand]

1:13 ....Now I'm feeling a three groove.... 1 e and a. Um... that's four bozo. And how does the other drum feel now that it knows its not the favorite?

[tubodelbruco]

I saw you trying to teach guitar as well....

I mean as bad..

don't waiste your and our time, go to sleep

[juanmalibre11]

LOOOSER!!! ey macho no hablamos el mismo idioma y nose q decis en el video, pero la música no tiene idiomas, y vos no sabes tocar las congas, no haces ningun golpe bien... sos un desastre, eso q estas haciendo es un INSULTO a los grandes maestros y a todos los que estudiamos la música afrocubana... la verdad q sos un caradura, como vas a subir un video asi??? te doy un consejo, estudia y mucho! tomate unas buenas claces de percusión... chau y borra esos videos porfavor!

[KolectivoDeNadieN]

Estos videos son un insulto a los congueros y percusionistas serios, a los que de verdad quieren aprender y a la música en general. Expertvillage debería de haberlos retirado hace tiempo, (me sorprende que despues de tantos comentarios y a casi 2 años no lo hayan hecho). Les invito a marcar esta cagada de video como infracción y todos los de este payaso.

[jdl1881]

Can I get lessons from you? Please?

[CoheedMars90]

...He calls it a kuunga....what?

[BSkully1423]

I like it when he dances after he says 3 groove. He's rocking out to his Fat Beats.

[michael1jake]

he sucks

[BSkully1423]

Ahhhhhhhhhh Haaaaaaa Haaaaaaaaa Haaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!! LOL!!!!!!!!!!! This is the funniest shit. First the video. Then reading all the people that want this kid tared, and feathered. Fucking Classic!!!!!!! Please, make more videos. Please!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[BSkully1423]

It's funny at how many people want to beat up, and destroy this kid. LOL!!!!!!

[giegie86]

idiot!!

[BC18DA]

Expert : An unknown drip under pressure.

[Khamomil]

No, no, he would not, because he's incapable of getting a clean sound out of his congas anyway, and of following a rhythm. Listen to Indian percussion with tablas, their sound is very clean. This guy should play percussion in a sandbox.

[percuit22]

este puta pendejete no sabe ni mover las manos para comer y quiere dar lecciones de percucion

[rith5]

"your man cooonga, or 'bongos' for fills"

Bongos?

really this is embarrasing

[jesamani75]

canga or coonga? make up your mind.

[habanaclub]

este tipo ha eliminado un comentario! era lo que faltaba. No seas descarao compadre, lo que tienes es que quitar esta cantidad de videos de aqui, no seas fresco!

[audit22ify]

this is the shittiest drumming i have ever heard lol this guy needs slapping into reality

[BSkully1423]

I found this to be very helpful, and entertaining.

[audit22ify]

he must of given some producer a blow job this guys shit how the fuck did he get on this , my disabled granny plays better fuuuuuuuuuuuukkkkkkkkkkkkk meeeeeeeeeeee

[PlanetBongoSan]

email ryan larson's agent to register your disgust at this disgraceful chicanery

jazzmenbookings @ gmail . com

[silentbornkill]

you shold be ashamed you jerk

[PlanetBongoSan]

is this like the most unsuccessful episode ever of 'faking it'?

[indigochild808]

face it ryan...you dont have what it takes...sorry.

[LeetDarby]

Good grief, it sounds like he's playing a milk jug...

[oshebile]

people wacht out at 1:01 mi the new technique wit left hand thats fuckin sick!!!

burn him donw!!!!

[oshebile]

Like I say this sick sucker should be in a psychiatrist hospital and burn down his fuckin´ CUUUUngas(it migth be accursed) from kualalumpur!!! cuz the one that came from africa here we call it COGASSSSSSS. your ASS!!!

[pcrewmusic]

"I get a different effect on my slap now.." ????....what f@kin slap homie?!?!

[stubowl1]

LMAO!!!!

[PlanetBongoSan]

"now i'm feeling a three-groove" (proceeds to play in 4/4)... thats the best bit :)

[PlanetBongoSan]

this guys videos are highly offensive to anyone who loves the congas, it beggars belief that he has the audacity and plain ignorance to call himself an expert teacher at something he has not had lesson one at and expect to get away with it any beginners out there, take note. This dude is a phoney!

[iLEE]

"favourite conga"

[Michellemybell4u]

pobresito el jura que es congero

[Jouharakh]

giovanni hidalgo is dead , this the new generation of congueiro.....mouhahahaha mouhhhhaaaahahaha !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[MetalGinger]

Please hit that drum with some quality...

[wiliscool]

the fact that this is a high quality video with good filming and mic's makes this so much more hillarious

[dleiros]

Shoot your self FFS!

[Mikygal12]

IDIOT... IDIOT... IDIOT pobre idiota

[jesamani75]

wtf is a canga?

[musicalbobcat11]

I laughed until I peed my self.

[dedios03]

I feel like crying, seriously this guy has no idea how bad he is. ignorence is bliss!!

[folxam]

And I just did ... Flagged as "Violent or repulsive content / shocking or disgusting content" ... Cuz it is repulsive and quite shocking ...

[hannahalal]

thank you so much for your video. You are a great conga player and I don't know why there are so many mean people who comment. I am inspired.... thanks again

[Gabopercu]

Hahahahahahahaha man, thanks for make me laugh for 1:38

This is the WORST percussionist I ever saw, and not only playing congas. He don't have any groove and any idea to play congas... and I have been teaching percussion and I'm sure that any kid in the 2nd year of BASIC percussion know more than him.

He have to be very drunk to do it

[folxam]

If you have been teaching the stuff you should know the appropriate term is "cungah" ...

Also, this guy is the master of alternative rythm, don't be constrained by the "educated" perception of rythm, just go with the flow ...

[zimmelzumm]

In Cuba people would laugh half an hour if you'd say cungah. Check out giovanni hidalgo, poncho sanchez and many great, worldwide known congueros or percussionists, how do they spell conga. Or just Gloria Estefan's song Conga from the 80's.

Flow? Yeah, some people born with the talent of feeling the rhythm can learn by themselves but even they can't learn as effective and fast as if they were learning from more experienced musicians. This guy can't even keep up with a basic 4/4 at 80bpm.

[folxam]

I know, I was ironic :)

the alternative rythm thingey should've done it, but maybe not ... I was a bit fuzzy.

Expert Village Schmexpert Schmillage!!

[zimmelzumm]

Oooooh man i almost died because of the fact that there are more people like him... Thank you :D These videos need to be deleted in order to educate beginner congueros/percussionists.

[folxam]

They should actually be marked "Inappropriate", as would any dumb video claiming to do something right when clearly, you are a numbnut.

[tonydiaz7]

Here's another clown. Jeez where do they get these people from.

[goodjeorrrb]

this guy plays congas like he's drunk

[Andresmorph]

wtf :S ?

[rhythmatheart]

I feel sorry for this guy

[ronigafni]

expert village really pisses me off because people who dont know how consistently bad and ignorant the "experts" are might believe them. But just to be clear "THEY ARE NOT EXPERTS". This guy would be lucky to be called a begginer.

[kydrythm]

So this is a joke right?

facepalm.

[efigueroawepa]

if i ever see this guy im going to give him an ass beating

STAY OUT OF CHICAGO

[youbintubinallday]

I have no idea how to play the piano, or any technicalities pertaining to that instrument. That is why I do not attempt to give piano lessons. I've seen this guy, and another guy doing the same kind of sillyness with bongos. Are these prank videos? An attempt for these gentlemen to feel better about themselves. Maybe it would work if after they showed their lack of insight, they weren't pelted by negative feedback, but I mean, it's bound to happen. I don't understand this at this point.

[Dronemaker]

This guy doesn't know what he's doing. El hijo de mala leche!

[kuko1408]

this men is the biggest chet. in the world

[TiqueO6]

All I want to know is the technical aspect of the video upload?!! It's some of the best looking video on youtube.

Please post the inf. on camera, file types and setting and upload techniques!

Thanks in advance!

[garrettmillerdrums]

Why even bother with two? This poor guy. Put on expertvillage and looks like a friggin amateur.

[timedrebel]

this guy sucks on one, who's the ass that gave him TWO??

[bamiya]

you tell them brother! he stinks

[cesarbaron]

I want to learn how to play conga and let me tell this is terrible. I don't understand how the people from expert village can be so irreponsible.

[papichombo]

That really made my head hurt.

[legggomyego]

Wtf, what's with all the gay hatred?  If he's good, he's good. Grow up... hillbillism is a dying philosophy.

[pricankid9]

there is absolutely nothing good about this, dude. just to tell you you the truth.

[PlanetBongoSan]

this has nothing to do with sexuality race or anything else. These points are meaningless. However, the dude deserves all the genuine outrage and music-related abuse the percussion community can muster for his disgraceful passing himself off as as as 'expert conga player'. its pure fraud by an arrogant jazzer who needs to learn some respect

[Iggyson28]

Hey lissten i think you look much better as a transsexaul then a cong player ass hole..

[AQUIPARAVIDEOS]

u gays XUCK

[Kid2Lt]

Dude again. You are an idiot. One is called a Conga. The bigger one is a Tumba. Stop putting out lessons. You have no Idea what you are saying. Your oppinion is compeetley wrong. You need to learn and stop trying to teach your oppinion. You are totaly wrong. This is enought to make a Studied Conga Percussionist want to vomit. Please stop and start looking at the videos that teach you the real techniques. You are play awfull. You play worse than a first year kid. Please stop and learn