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  • A Billiards table without pockets, a yellow cue ball - Fuck you England!!!

  • wtf is this shit

    

  • Yeah coz this really makes sense..

  • WTF

  • Seinfeld brought me here...

  • Bargain hunt brought me here lol

  • this game, from what i understood just by watching this, is quite a game of skill, it seems u need to hit one ball, and also make sure u hit the 3rd ball, while trying to maximize the number of edges ur cue-ball touches before making contact with the 3rd ball...........is that right?

  • @kc0793 hehe yup spot on.

  • talking cats brought me here

  • this is actually quite funny :P hehe lol

  • This is funny ... lool!

  • OMG is this real??? FUCKING SHIT!!!

  • 1:17 might try the "one-leg-lay" on my missus tonight - bet I'll find a "pocket" :)

  • Ok... how the fuck did i get from Call of duty Black ops - Moon to This WTF??

  • I came here cos I couldn't sleep

  • Jeremy kyle sent me here. wtf ^^

  • you have to hit one ball make it hit the other and try and get it to hit the 3rd ball

  • this is carom

  • Its a very skilled game to be fair.. arguably have to be more skilled for this than you do actual pool.

  • what a stupid game

  • so....how do you win?

  • How exactly do you play this shit?

  • Chuck Norris can pocket both balls twice in one move.

  • so funny..nearly wet myself

  • 48 people own pocketless tables

  • Seriously, What's the aim of this game? o.O

  • @iBenjamin19 its a joke

  • @lolguytiger45 Its a real game

  • @MrAndroooo yes it is a real game, but the commentary is a joke, it is called carom or french billiards

  • @lolguytiger45 Sorry =P I thought you meant the game is a joke

  • This is three cusion billiards moron!

  • @12390271 It's a joke. You didn't get it.

  • @CircadianR bless him lol

  • 48 people have no sence of humour

  • How Do You Win?

  • 1:08 Josef Fritzl in the audience.

  • david henrie sent me here! (:

  • Thumbs up if David Henrie sent you here lol.

  • This is like torture... GET IT IN!!!!!!

  • @curiousland THAT....is what she said.

    

  • David Henrie brought me here!! ahh.. love you David! =D

  • I mean any three sides, and then both balls.

  • They're supposed to hit any of the sides three times and then both balls to earn a point... Difficult!

  • how the heck are they supposed to win?...... ugh seriously, what the heck david henrie?

  • David Henrie sent me here? well all im wondering is how the hell do they win and who competes in these events?

  • LOL

  • WTF?

  • For people who dont know.. This is way more technical than pocket billiards.. These are top players ever!

  • best thing is it looks like a real thing

  • @oldane1 it is real lol

  • No way, Steven fluked his way this far. His last opponent set himself on fire thanks to an unorthodox cueing technique and the one before him was a rancid pot of jam.

    I hope he falls over.

  • My money is on Steven, once he gets his turn hes gonna destroy David. No offence to David, he is an excellent player, but hes gotta be worn out after playing for over a month, while Steven is still fresh as the day they started.

  • V funny

  • Sharing this around it's brilliant :)

  • Okay day 400 we have decided to add pockets to the game obviously the pocket-less pool wasn't working.

  • "David clearly thought that there were pockets on this table."

  • This could start a new craze in sport. How about hurdle-less hurdles?

  • @ladydigger so running then?

  • This video is classic boys. Funniest thing I've seen on YouTube for a while. Good work!

  • Wonder if he will ever win : )

  • the best pool match iv seen

  • what is that game

    

  • @ingibingi2000 This is called Carom billiards .Looks like a joke but the players are seriously skilled.

  • Worst. Announcing job. Ever.

  • @MrCman404 commentating

  • Eh!

  • "may be able to reduce the number of BALLS in front of him" what? :))

  • @proudfoot25

    Its not even in context to be an innuendo..

  • @proudfoot25 "your a DICK!!" what? :))

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  • ......wtf is the point then???

  • @emolookalikebutsk8s Something about trying to get the cue to hit each of the other two.

  • @emolookalikebutsk8s This is actually called Three Cushion Billiards. The point is to hit one ball with the Cue ball, and then hit three rails before hitting the other ball. Takes much more skill than Pocket Billiards

  • i feel something is missing.. herrmmm

  • It never occurs to some people that pocketing balls isn't one of the objects of carom games...

  • "Full credit to Steven Peterson, his opponent, you can see there in the top right of your screen there, who has been patiently waiting for his turn for well over a month"

    Comedy gold :LLLL

  • ENGLISH BILLIARDS?

  • @beanboy1986 It's carom billiards or French billiards.

  • the video hasnt been edited only the commentary has

  • wow! i`m speechless.

  • 1:23 LOOOOOL

  • how the hell do you play pocketless pool lol fu ck up like

  • "hes been waiting for his turn for well over a month now" LOL

  • lmfao the commentators use of phrase is perfect

  • and this particular game is still goin on now as i type,its been well over 6 months and there in there 800th frame..

  • " has been waiting for well over a mounth now " LOL

  • makes no dam sense..

  • Pretty funny.

    Even though there are no pockets, however, it's OBVIOUS these guys somehow managed to pocket the 2 ball, and the 4-15 balls. Thus, there must have been some pockets there SOMETIME; I feel we can conclude that with complete confidence!

  • @GetMeThere1 It's a type of Billiards with no pockets, it's not been edited.

  • @ojideagu : Thanks ojideagu. I'm fully aware of the game of 3 cushion billiards. My comment is meant as a joke....

  • @GetMeThere1 Sarcasm doesn't always come across online

  • oh and your commentary is funny as hell :P

  • for all you people out there not understanding what is going on in this game type in donald duck plays pool...it explains 3 cushion carom very clearly :P

  • stupid ass video .. lol

    snookering is a art ..... nOT

  • It's just billiards with a comedy commentary over the top!

  • Why is the commentater going on about the lack of pockets on the table when there is none

  • @edp6000 are u really that stupid?

  • @Johnydeere30 calm down i dont even know the rules of the game

  • @edp6000 basicly snooker the other person so they can hit the ball and you gain points

  • @BMXBOBO *cant* i mean

  • @Johnydeere30 i hate you and your stupid family

  • @edp6000

    wtf? to lack means to not have

  • @edp6000

    Oh Wow.

    I am so glad we have people as smart as you in this world.

  • I dont think people are understanding what @edp6000 meant, when something is Lacking, it can mean there is very little substance, so the way slurpyJ (the commentator) says lack, almost sounds like he is pointing out there are not many holes, other then there being not at all.

  • what kinda gypsy fucked up accent from no-where does this commentater have?

  • whats the point of this, can someone tell me plz.

    i saw this thing 1st time.

  • @tasskohvi Seems like he has to hit the red ball and make it hit the other ball after hitting the red ball, I can see how that could be slightly more difficult than regular billiards =/

  • @tasskohvi It's taking the game of carom out of context, to make for hilarious commentry.

  • This isn't pocketless pool. This is carom. Takes more thinking than your average pool game. Shame it's getting hard to find tables now.

  • @creditcrunchthis what are the rules?

  • @paulanthonyrhodes0 These players are playing 3 cushion billiards or three cushion carom. Essentially, there are three balls, two of these are cue balls, one for each player. The object is to have your cue ball make contact with both other balls, but before it hits the second ball, it must have made contact with at least three cushions. It can hit the cushions after the first ball, or before, it doesn't matter, so long as it hits three before hitting the second ball.

  • pocketless pool= just hitting balls where u think the holes are??

  • haha I like how everyone got offended by this. If you dont like it, then why did you even watch it? I mean the title is pretty self explanitory. haha

  • do u know wats more fun than grass growing but still better than this? watchin tectonic plates move

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  • What the fuck is this???

  • this is gggggggggggggggggggggggggggggg­gggggggaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy­yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy like the gay dude doing it.

  • how the fuck do you play this pocketless pool shit?

  • "It seems to be the lack of pockets that's costing him" - Classic hahaha

  • it's practising to snooker your opposition.

  • LOL if hell exists, this has to be it: pocketless pool for ETERNITY !!!

  • its 3 cushion carom

  • Funny comentary!

  • what the hell is pocketless pool?

  • Wow- gen-u-ine billiards... didn't think ANYONE played it anymore. In fact, I didn't think you could still get a billiard table new!

    It sure looks challenging, analyzing the various angles, speed control and english (side)...

    Where IS that blasted pocket, anyway? LOL! Thank you for posting this!

  • hahaha it does seem real...but its not

  • lol

  • This is the only pool game I play.. Where I come from, this is the most popular cue sport! In fact I learned about the pool tables with "pockets" much later. I'm surprised people don't know 3-cushion pool. For me it is much more entertaining than any other pool game.

  • that was a mind fuck what just happened

  • I can't believe you two just argued over something irrelevant to the video :S

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  • This is almost as entertaining as watching grass grow.. Makes me want to buy some grass seed

  • it is billiards

  • fantastic lol, that is very surreal to watch.

  • This is pretty much pool trapped in the Twilight Zone.

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  • I'm the current World Champion of this sport GET IN!

  • lol good one

  • Is that not biilards? Or am i retarded .....

  • that is called 'carom' and you`re supposed to hit one ball with your cue stick, this ball must hit both other balls on the table, but touching at least one border before hitting the 2nd one.

  • how the fuck do you win this game

  • generaly, scoring 8 points.

  • looolll

  • just to clear it up for all the idiots this is CAROM billiards. normal billiards dose have pockets which this is not so stop arguing

  • all the idiots... tbh anyone who plays or knows how to play "carom" is an idiot/loser

  • @rawchillin i never said it was fun or looked good or i have played or will ever play it, however if you think knowing things makes you an idiot... u need to read your dictionary again boy-o

  • @gorlam dictionary??? you need to read yours and learn how to spell "does" you nonce. "boy-0"

  • @rawchillin aww sorry there nigger did i hit a nerve? your probably to poor to afford books

  • @gorlam It's 'you're'; maybe you need to go read a dictionary instead.

  • i think thats funny the commentry makes it funny!

  • these are place that david clearly thought there were pockets on this table lolol

  • If the dumb ass did not add his fake cometary it might be fun to watch!

  • @bry69er its billiards, the basic rules i know is you have strike the 1st ball, get it to hit the 2nd ball, and get the 2nd ball to collide with the 3rd

  • billiards still has pockets, you get points for pocketing the balls

    this is no game, its a joke

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  • billiards,lolllll pocketless pool, pmsllllllllllllllllllllllllll

  • I thought this was really good, and original, but i din't think much of your accent switch, were you trying to be scottish or irish? needs some work.

  • Have tried to find this amazing pool all throughout Toronto but can't find any but same old pockets. I should introducing it to the mainstream sure could attract European especially the dutch tourist.

  • its called billiards you fucktards...google it

  • Is this a real sport?

  • LOL WHAT THE HELL IS THIS?? LOOOOL

    "There is one pocket available on this table that he MAY get" WTF LMAO

  • I thought gloves were illegal in tournaments..And wtf is the point of this? No pockets? Boring.

  • it takes more skill than pocket billiards genius

  • @aznelf13 It seems as pointless as Tennis...

  • what are they suppose to do to win

  • call me ignorant but is this an actaully game and what is the point.....or is this a joke

  • i lol'd

  • LOL, day 38 of this pocket-less pool here.

  • Good job

  • we once put a hole in the very very middle of the table (where the blue would be) for playing snooker on an old, knackered table, then covered up the normal 6 holes. Stick a bin under the middle of the table, and its a fantastic way to play snooker or pool!

  • Very funny comentary, Sounds very real. Almost like golf comentaters, very hushed.

  • XDDD

  • This Cracks me up

    Like Hes Trying to Find a Hole On the Table

    But the Video Says PocketlessXD

  • Maybe there is a hole floating above the table.

  • prob the most difficult billard game.

  • This is how I feel when I play pool

  • This is real sports... And most of pro billards player clash pool players :D

  • I play this game every day

  • the over dubbing is hilarious!!

    This is indeed a real game. its called three cusion billiards and is a form of strait rail pool. If you look at the top right of the screen it has a name....chris cohen....he is a famous comedian. This is a real sport. look what those guys are doing on that table. You think any one would practice and have that kind of talent for no reason you just wonder that if there was just one pocket available HAHAHA!!!!

  • That is definitely an Artistic Billiards table but normally artistic billiards is much more interesting than this, so i doubt this guys like a pro or anything

  • they are playing a match so they aren't going to attempt trick shots. and i guarantee he's a pro thats a solid run