DANE COOK CAR ALARMS

[JeffreyJenness]

OMG HE LOVES FILES AND JUSTICE!!! AND HE CUMS!!! OMG HE IS SO FUNNY. HE IS SO HOT HE THINKS HE IS SO COOL. I DONT KNOW WHAT HE IS SAYING, BUT HE THINKS ITS FUNNY SO IT MUST BE

[ichypizza]

@JeffreyJenness i don't know what is more sad here that you think we give a damn or that you can't understand comedy its just so sad

[JeffreyJenness]

If you are confused as to why you hear laughter in the audience....it is because Dane Cook's management brings in 100's of ovulating teenage girls right before the performance.

[joeyjoe8000]

19 people like watching justice files

[Mr1durwall]

Dane cook is a silly bitch

[usmaddog7]

You mean late at night when your sucking your boy friends DICK.?!

[JCween4]

HHEELLLOOOOOO?!?IMMA CCAAAARRRR!!

[MegaDarksunshine]

Hellllllllo. Im'ma carrrrrrr. Gasoline, makes me run. Back seeeaaatttt, trunk spaaaccee.

[DeadlyLady120235]

HELLOOOOOOOOOOOOO??! Im a CAAAAAAAARRRR!!!!!

XD

[ravenangelofdarknes1]

i love car alarms but i live in the country so i dont hear um ...

[thegreatdragontamerx]

BAAAAAACK SEEEAT! TRUUUUNK SPAAAACE!

[luigi972]

be watching this,

hear a real car alarm go off

OMFG

[rupideribith]

i was watchin his other comedys and they were really low so i had my volume on max and i swear i died and came back

[stationrmkv]

@rupideribith

i can totally relate same thing happen to me being a ghost totally rocks! o.o

[xXToxicHedgeHogXx]

had this shit on max volume on my laptop and my ears started bleeding blue shit :S

[ZombieSlayer668]

i had it at max volume with headphones on. XoX

[kiwiwalls]

haha i actually sung the song at like 2 am and everyone was like wtf haha

[OneGwon]

How the fuck is this funny???

[amaterasu2582]

OMG, I had my volume on almost max when I started this vid O_O I thought I went deaf for a moment...

[cherryblossom6333]

every time i hear a car arlarm I do this.

[CrazyGirl10186]

Hahaha it is like the video Is magic.. I just finished watching it and a car alarm went off

[hopkins2409]

hello....

imma car

gasoline makes me run

back seat

trunk space

[MsRocketman123]

rip headphone users

[songersogner]

Whoa, man.

[Yazora]

i actually heard a car alarm go off yesterday, and i started singing this.

[pianoplaya103]

a couple min after listening to this that exact car alarm went off and i sang this

[thewolf12399]

one minute and twenty seven seconds of gold

[rwjluan101]

I was at a family party and my father wouldn't give me the keys to get my makeup after I swam so I got a stick and unlocked the door from the inside trough the window and the car alarm went off. it was so annyoing. I had to sprint to my dad to get te keys and by then the alarm started other car alarms around it. oh boy. fun times.

[AnimeRoxorz13]

"Hellooooo? Lets go for a riiiiide! oil is my blood! seatbelt! radio knobs!" the rest of the song!

[ilovebreak600]

I heard a car alarm a couple days ago and i was trying to come up with lyrics to go with it an i was thinking so hard and staring at tge car and my brother walks up next to me and says "you know you cant turn it off with your mind right" and i said "im coming up with lyrics goddamnit" and his face was so funny

[Shaddowdragonz]

@ilovebreak600 lol wtf?

[21NeonBlue]

Lmfao! My bro has that car alarm n sometimes I just hit his xar just to hear it :) dane cook is awsome!

[RenMcAberae]

That Dane Cook is a silly bitch(:

[mg4702]

Funny and hot :-)

[Shermanrocks1]

haha that dane cook is a silly bitch

[cutie09sofine1]

imagine dane cook and kevin hart on tour would be freekin great

[destroyallhaha]

painfully unfunny

[NinjaAssassinism]

11 people heard car alarm and didn't think "Ahaha....Dane Cook is a silly bitch."

[emrace1114]

@NinjaAssassinism now 19 haha

[gotenson1221]

lol



[SunlightFire]

I just heard a car alarm like an hour ago, and I thought to myself: "Ahaha....Dane Cook is a silly b*tch."

I love Dane Cook :)

[nfshlvhr]

(laugh laugh chuckle chuckle) NEEE NUUUU NEEE NUUUU

[MirragedCA]

They censored Shit and not Bitch? WTF lol.

[1400annie]

I want to hear the rest of this fuckin' song XD

[Crazzijezzi]

Bahahahahahahahah!!!!!!!! :D

[ThunderHawk20]

And twenty minutes later you relize its YOUR car!

[werewolf9613]

@ThunderHawk20 then it stops and you look out and say "where the ****'s my car?"

[flamewarriorcat]

who ever doesnt like this is hatin on dane cook...BUT GO DANE COOK WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[xoreeesesxoxoxo]

he doesn't know that he just sang 'Friday'.

[100020569]

While I was listening to this a car alarm went off.

[canudigit97]

guess what i hear out my bedroom window.....

[icantstopchewinggum]

LOL i hope he wasn't serious about writing lyrics to a car alarm at 4 o'clock in the morning :)

[TheLadybug815]

@icantstopchewinggum I hope he was, cuz that would make him 100X more awesome :)

[icantstopchewinggum]

@TheLadybug815 lol so do I. i just cant imagine him sitting in bed with a piece of paper and a pen literally writing a car alarm song :)

[Bolognazgood]

Dane cook is a silly bitch

[Stingz9999]

that skit sucked

[CrazedAssassin777]

@Stingz9999 Your comment sucked

[countrygirl1462]

LOL now every time i hear a car alarm go off i just start yelling

HELLOOOOOOO IM A CAAAAAAARRRRRR

GAS O LINE MAKES ME RUN

BAAACKSEAT........TRUUUNKSPACE

[buddygirl06]

What show was this ?????? plz answer!

[AnimeCutie9898]

Wow, and a car alarm goes off.......helloooooo?

[wispersinthedark17]

dude..thats that "likers" there's only 8 dislikes.....

[chickflick3]

the 397 haters are the ones who's cars are going off.

[DanceLoveCandy]

Hahahahaha Dane cook is a silly bitch

[SagiKamiKa]

I wish my car alarm did that

"Helllooooooooo I'm a caaaaar"

lol

[MCRxfan20]

hellooooOOOO i'm a caaaaaarrRRRR

[perniciousgreg]

holy fuck that broke my speakers... you owe me new speakers

[GiddyGirl228]

When Dane said i blow a justicey load, i spit out the water i was drinking to laugh!

I love him, he's soooooooooooooooo funny!

[mike12jrw1111113]

Why in the fuck is this video so loud?!

[kittenplauge]

Taxissssssssssssssssssssss from spaaaaaacccccccccccccceeeeeeee­e

[immabehisgirl]

Just heard a car alarm lol Dane it wasn't the same yu are one crazy bitch bahhahahaa

[911brownsugar]

@fireball795 dude.....YouTube revalution??? Really??? Don't u need more than like 4 people who actualy think it's a good idea to do that?

[swanisa1]

ha ha ha i love him

[TheOnlyFrozenTear]

he just sounded like a car alerm xD

[aliyahapplesauz]

Me and him said "EH EH EH EH." at the same time xD

[HisagiWants269Renji]

aahahah.... your right dane... never been quiet the same.. ahaha

[joyy226]

How is it not funny? Because for one hes just making stupid sounds..? I don't get him..

[breyerbabe99]

6 people's car alarms went off while they were watching this

[KamilaDewhurst]

I heard a car alarm going off. Beep! beep! beep! Beep! It's continues. I was at school XD I was like its a car alarm. though i just stare at the huge window for like five seconds.

[Aang139]

@snakeweirdo wtf how is this not funny, you shouldn't even have yo ask

[snakeweirdo]

Why is this funny? 

[novemberunderground]

"I put Arm & Hammer in my fridge... know why? BECAUSE I LIKE ARMS AND HAMMERS!" (paying special attention to enunciate 'arms and hammers'...waving arms around like a fucking moron)

Yup. I'm Dane Cook. REALLY funny guy.

[sum41Rck]

hahaha BAACKK SEEEAT TRUUNKKK SPACCE!

[chibichibi9981]

LOL! I had to look this up because I just heard a car alarm go off for like 20 minutes and my immediate thought was, "haha, that Dane Cook is a silly bitch." xD

[xXRyuSeimeiXx]

omg...this guy is freaking funny

[hayden11r]

I thought it was a Rick Roll.

[ClickThisNow1]

Bet You Won't Click Here! :P

[Jcpssj2Gohan]

Dane Cook is awesome xD

[SweetButKindaCrazy]

GAS-OH-LINE MAKES ME RUN!! LMFAO!!

[prettypinkz101]

Haha he rocks.

[gibbsies]

i dont get it, whats funny about this?

[BrutalMind1984]

@gibbsies I suppose he got tired of hearing the car alarm and tried to make the best of it but in a sarcastic manner..

[gibbsies]

@BrutalMind1984 ok, but where does the humor part come in?

[altoeduff]

The Justice part is funny cuz my girlfriends name is Justice lol

[zeze40video]

Joy from NOTHING! He creates JOY from NOTHING! Amazing!

[Angryatcompu2]

Whats funny about the "justice" part is I have a friend named Justice. No shit.

[JJJustin15ify]

(to car alarm) *unce unce unce unce* "put your hands in the air - cause your in the backseat!"

[SilverSwampert13]

Dane Cook is such a crazy guy xD

[MINDFREAKISALSOME20]

i just heard a car alarm and i thought of Dane Cook.

[ElHope1353]

Once, I watched this with my friends. We played basketball, I set off a car alarm, and then some others went off. We started singing the song. We were dying of laughter

Helooooooooo! I'm a caaaaaaaaaaar!

Gas-o-line makes me run!

Baaaackseat! Truuunk space!

[chocolatforest]

hellooooooo ima caaaaaaaaar

gas-o-line-makes-me-run

baaack seat

truuunk space

[Pjpants18]

Hahaha :)

[gabinsanity]

hahaha, dane cook's a silly bitch

XP

[gabinsanity]

hahaha, dane cook's a silly bitch

XP

[jclark2317]

how do even 6 ppl hate dane cook -.-

[SeaThrewTheKnight]

My favorite Dane Cook quote "That Dane Cook is a silly bitch." FAVORITE!

[XSkullxTotenKopfX]

lol I had this car alarm outside at 12:00 that went on untill 3:00

[narutoslady123]

*laughs* oh god...that dane cook is a silly b*tch...

[Thehowtochannel100]

Hahahaha that dane cook is a Silly Bitch!

[ReHash1000]

OMG HE SHOULD WATCH DEATH NOTE!! XD

[iiTropicalACR]

im sure he does crack b4 he goes on stage

[iamgr8418]

i watched this then went i to chick fil la and accedently triggered the car alarm and rolled on the floor laughing.

[ilyicehockey]

lmao I wish every man was like him.

[QLFILMS]

HELLOOOOOO.... IM A CAAARRRRRRR....GAS.O.LINE.MAKE­S.ME.RUN.... BACKSEAT....TRUNKSPACE (I think of Dane Cook every time I hear a car alarm xD)

[AveryandKayla12]

I LOVE DANE COOK!!!!!! hes hilarious!!!!!!!

[particulatestaleyq]

He was described as "alarmingly popular

[dragoon471]

If u hate dame cook u r a gay fagget

[andremus3]

ow my fucking earz FUUUUUUUCK

[briannababe1011]

He is so funny and such a babe!

[wolfman1238]

HOLLY SHIT THE VIDEO JUST STARTED ON MY NEW SPEAKERS AND MADE ME JUMP AND PUNCH MY DESK AND IN DOIN SO I CANT SPEEL OR HERE RIT - OHHH WAIT caps lock was on-------please vote up lol

[SexSlave94]

@wolfman1238

Wow...i feel bad for you, you are begging us to vote up thats pathetic

[4DM677]

@SexSlave94 He's not the one with the name "Sex Slave"

[SexSlave94]

@4DM677

you say it like its a bad thing. FAIL!

[4DM677]

@SexSlave94 god, you're a dumbass. "Why would you name yourself SexSlave?" Is what I'm trying to say. I would think of a better name than that.

[SasorisChickOnly]

OMG OMG Dane Cook is my hero

[skaiterdude19]

my pet bearded dragon got scared and jumped of my computer when he heard dane cook sing that song

[PapaRoachBaby22]

Hey i love dane cook he so awsome

[steveismybrother]

for me his not funny when he was younger but now his reallly funny guy and his voice sound good...

[Scrimmyboy]

I hate Dane Cook he is sooooooooo not funny!!!!

[Saphruikan]

@Scrimmyboy

Then why are you here?

[andremus3]

@Scrimmyboy and yet you waste time watching his videos?

[xxLiveForPeacexx]

@Scrimmyboy You're here...why?

[Juliannemcr09]

Hello IM A CARRRRR i luv dc

[JeffDunhamNumber1FAN]

HELLLLOOOOOOO???? IM A CARRRRRRR!!

GAS-O-LINE MAKES ME RUN!

BACK-SEAT.... TRUNK SPACE!

lolz XD

~JEFFDUNHAM#1FAN~

[DUSKvsDAWN]

@JeffDunhamNumber1FAN what is a Jeff Dunham fan doing in here??!!

[6661a7x4lyfe6661]

i love dance cook lol this is my ringtone fer when my dad calls

[6661a7x4lyfe6661]

i love dance cook lol this is my ringtone fer when my dad calls

[BreatheForLovex3]

Backseat!

Trunk space!

xD

[hotprgirl]

i love dane cook he's sooooooooooo funny

[mrsshelbynickjonas]

hilarious

[lila842]

I couldn't breathe was laughing so hard! XD Rofl

[Edunebu]

dude this guys doesnt make me laugh one bit...

[Tenshikahaku]

I've never heard a car make that sound XD

Just American cars or somethin'? I'm jealous...

[billynicky2]

your lucky i put a key in my moms car to get my video games i just bought and it went off i scared the @#%$ out of me

[KatrinaLynn91]

yep american cars have that annoying sound....wait its not annoying anymore lol

[spongeboblover341]

TRUNK SPACE!!!!!

[ShayDaGreenQueen]

"Gas-o-line makes me run" lmao!!! Thats my fav part!!

[nenaghh88]

everytime i hear a car alarm, i sing that song. and i finish with the thought 'that dane cook really IS a silly bitch.'

[futuremarinecorp12]

haha that dane cook is a silly bitch....love it

[jhmautbt09]

haha, dane cook is a silly bitch XD

[WolfLuvar15]

ROFLMAO! By the way I just know heard of him on a video called Wolf Comedy 4!!!! and I soon found out he's on Comedy Central but what I don't know is when he's on. So can anyone tell me that?

[lizyfonseca13]

HELLLO!!! I'M A CARRRR!!!! LOLZ. XD

[sll912]

"bacccckseattt. trunnnkk sppaccee." xDD

whata silly bitch

[GOLDENxROSE]

hahaha lmao yeah i wz watchin dane cook accually when some stupid car alarm went off! haha and then started rolling down the street!! 2 in da morning! haha!

[musiclovingchick6]

hes coming to my city soon!!!!! like 3 days after my bday i want to see him so bad lol

[JezzyDesu]

I actually sing that now anytime I hear that alarm XD

[massieconversegirl]

omg same here. my friends like stare at me, like, wtf are u doing?

[vampiresexxx]

i blow a justicey load hahaha



yes.

[highdivegandi]

@vampiresexxx 69 thumbs ups

[punk3595]

@vampiresexxx

OH FILES~~~

AND JUSTICE

[soraXroxas023]

LMFAO

[meeshka1263]

i was at Wal-mart or somthing after i watched this for the 1st time and im sitting there waiting in there car and out of no where a car alam goes off and u just see me laughs like crazy in the car!

[1000TimesFaster]

"...that Dane Cook is a silly bitch!!!" LOL

He is the shit AND a silly bitch!

[ZehWishbone]

Dane Cook is the best! LOL!

[willTANK4TACOS]

lol cumming files and justice XD

[MrsJ1010]

lol next time i hear a car alarm i'm going to think of him.

[1991aquarius]

thats soooo fucking funny i love

DANE COOK

[Gam3rgirlz]

haha lmfaooo

dane cook= amazingggg

:)