Eyetech Productions Hilarious Local Commercial

[Launchmen]

Countdown to pins in an eyeball

[kapsi]

eye-mazing

[scarab077]

Eyetech video productions: Using the best recycled and reclaimed c-64s on the market today.

[rushingpotato]

wat

[ninjatrixx]

I´m calling this guy TONIGHT!

[patchhacker]

@ninjatrixx How did it go?

[PozestStar]

Gr8 FX >_>

[ThrashMetalForces]

What the hell,this was the most random thing.

[FrazzledChicken]

I'm 12 years old and what is this?

[sephyowns]

BINGO BANGO BONGO

[halodude92mm]

this guy should've worked on avatar! lol

[CommanderKairu]

Wow, was this purposefully made bad?

[UniQueLyEviL]

ROFLMAO!! How is this not from Tim and Eric! OMFG I'M DYING!

[ridedeus]

lol a real pro

[MobileReign]

That is the worst thing I have ever seen.

[RYNO2511]

there's too much too look at, and that eye is so redundant.

[GutterColin]

Yeah, he was high when he made that. And not the good high.

[zimmawoman]

his attempts to dazzle people are a huge fail

[kaliamalia]

what the fuck is this shit?

[cj691]

D: omg...

[shadowhexogram]

Huh. Did he do that leg cutoff walk thing on purpose? I say this because it doesn't seem like something that someone would do without noticing.

[NeverevenStudios]

That's a lot of stock filters for one video.

[GETABAGADRO]

what exactly are we selling?

[saltystuff]

This is what happens when you try too hard.

[FreakyB12]

what you say?

[SpartanXLVIII]

wait...what?

[saltystuff]

what

[AliasUndercover]

I think their editor is on crack, or battery acid, or something...

[charleeinwonderland]

acid trip!!

[1009771]

Lmfao cool intro dude and the walkin leggs effect is awesome...everythin else is a fail XD

[GritodelaZanahoria]

Love the guy aimlessly walking behind the green screen xD

[YYFFZZ]

hahahahahaha XD

[batterymaker]

That commercial is just...in a word...overdone....

[Thein]

Overdone; or Redundant :3

[lagnobob]

LOL the flashing eye is such a fail.

[ninjasaan]

woah the walking legs effects are amazing!!

[MFXOdog]

he has some good motion graphics skills but this video is pretty cringeworthy other than that.

[tsnyder700]

I laughed so hard.

[IKiDSOULI]

LMFAOOOOO!

[somekindofafroperson]

im currently taking video production classes in high school and im about 10 times better. how did this guy make his own business!? thats what i wanna know!

[TheHappyFriar]

coming from a kid with nothing uploaded to their account.... rightttttttttt......

[somekindofafroperson]

thats cause i have another account for videos that i share with my friends dumb ass

[TheHappyFriar]

ohhhh... little kid use big words. wait. NO HE DIDN'T! I'm guessing your girlfriend goes to a different school to, huh? 8)

[somekindofafroperson]

im 17 and im probably more mature than you. look at you don't you have anything better to do like work at your low end job because you most likely didn't go to college. your a grown man trying to make fun of high school students.

[TheHappyFriar]

didn't need to try. nothing to prove to you either. I've met dozens of kids like you who think they're great at anything they do but can't actually do anything.

[somekindofafroperson]

hey i must admit i am good at video production but a certainly don't think im great. im not full of hot air like that. i still have a lot to learn. and i personally think i suck at most other things. as for you it seems like you are full of hot air trying to make yourself feel better by making fun of people that you don't even know. but if that's what you need to do to convince yourself that your better than people then so be it.

[GHOSTR3V0LV3R]

how about both of you shut up?

[mec567]

I am 12 I make crap better than this!

[somekindofafroperson]

he must have been drunk when he made this lol

[mec567]

true that!

[durun17]

I saw this shit today on web soup

XD

[TOMSERVO745]

i saw this on web soup!

[VeroniqueEmbrace]

hahaha I also seen this on web soup! And, Iike your username!!

[jamberi]

im internet famous yesssss

[NJluna24]

@VeroniqueEmbrace

Me too!! This could be the worst commercial ever!

[krazyliljoo94]

that was so fake, and if not MOTHER OF GOD! i could do better in paint and wmm lollolo

[EekuumBokuum]

kinda reminds me of a Mike Tyston...

[explodey3]

Well, I have been waiting for someone to take me to the next level.

[Edapeech]

Aw, I feel embarressed for this guy.

[itbeats4u]

oh the irony

[IDMWEIGHTSIDM]

lol i could of done it better

[lielevators]

I think he does the graphics for my school's news program.

[timar03]

all effects are rendered in highly proffesional programs for instance paint and windows movie maker.

these high thech products and you know how ensure a terrific outcome

[MFXOdog]

looks like he's using Avid MC at 0:55 if I'm not mistaken.

not that he's using it all that well but it is a professional video post-production program if that's what he is using.

[oggycheese]

OMG! It looks almost real! I hear he's doing the special effects for the new transformers movie. I sure hope so!

[KrazyRawb]

Hahahaha wtf was that

[JohnnyVisions]

He probably changed his number after that lol.

[mitchtivi]

Good luck. I mean, Break a leg!

:-)

[mitchtivi]

I do video production and watching this just make me sad.

If he's triyng is best, it's realy sad.

[DMvO1]

wha wuztha

[mariodubbz]

lol

[tutorialconr]

lol xD!

[xxxLeoOliveiraxxx]

The dude had a much better chance of getting a job before the world knew about him...

[Pooklette]

Eyetech. When you only really want your legs recorded, accept no substitute.

[TheRiggyRiggs]

FAIL!!

[mikeyrose57]

barstool

[ydin9]

Eyesore Productions

[brixtongun]

that was eyetastic!!!!

[ZeldaDD]

what was with that part where it looked like someone walking on to set (half invisible because of the green screen stuff) then the jump cut to him sitting in the front?

[jaethiele]

could he not afford to put on a mic?

[WeThePeopleOnline]

Fuck the mic, where was the rest of his body when he was walking!? LMFAO!!!

[timar03]

its Video productshizzle not audioshizzle ma nizzle

[satanhead69]

Was he in Roots?

[hordesoftheundead]

woooww eyetech coming at you in 3D! lets put a man in front of a computer in our commercial, that makes us look high tech.

[pigmonkey1]

best commercial ever?

[angelmassb]

He must be the genius behind the Apple ads

[doughnutdoofus1]

wow... worst abuse of digital juice products ever o_o

[skeeterou]

There is no way this guy is real.

[NeilsShoe]

I think he has good image software skills but no talent in directing or marketing so his commercial makes him look realy bad and cheap.

[jamberi]

what i feel most bad about is that i took away his own site from top google result for "eyetech productions"

[disgustika]

Yeah thats rough

[footballrockscs2]

I feel really sorry for this guy

[starbucksROX12345]

I feel really bad for the guy

[ZotDudot7]

Enroll now and get a FREE bag of dope!

[acshoops33]

This isn't a good video for sure... but it's definitely not funny

[benchwarmer969]

Does he know that you can only see his pants in one shot?

[masterstghm]

The intro is too damn long, it looks like the intro to some educational video from the 90s.

[grassroots15]

i wonder if he actually watched his own commercial before getting aritime. i mean...he's advertising an ability he obviously doesn't have.

[MadMonkeyExpress]

Its the Wesley Willis of video production!

[alternaruto17]

WTF is this some black guy that cant speak english talking about eyetecht something WTF?

tell him to go suck some weinie cockazarous rex?

[alternaruto17]

WTF is this some black guy that cant speak english talking about eyetecht something WTF?

tell him to go suck some weinie cockazarous rex?

[OHKISSFAN]

This guy used every effect, transistion & background he had in his library!

Nice bonus that we got to see his studio...

[lurch321]

The music in this ad was genuinely moving.......brought tears to my "eyes".......LOL

[finkbone]

This guy does video production for a living? LOL

[finewine58]

I'm gonna say an insane genius. Who's also high on crack.

[jayjayjay]

Either he's insane...or an insane genius!