14 Life Lessons From He-Man

[pspboy7]

I played a joke on someone and lost my composure! :)

[Rudejack007]

" no one can go back to the past... thats only make believe..." - coming from He-Man..... god i love this show

[johnissoevil]

At least in the He-Man cartoons, they didn't have some character named Loo Key hiding in the woods before giving morals. What they should've done on She-Ra was have the He-Man characters team up with the She-Ra characters to give life lessons. Well, at least they did that once when they had He-Man, She-Ra, and Orko giving a life lesson at the end of "Horde Prime Takes a Holiday."

[LaCr3wProductions]

"in reality, no one can go back into the past. That's only make-beleive."

How many dreams where crushed with this statement? Lol

[danielpivarc]

"take safety", but He-Man is riding a tiger... should we follow his word or his example?

[delusion74]

he man kicks ass

[utubecenseorstruth]

what happened to cartoons like these with messages at the end? They wonder what the hell is wrong with the youth of today

[MrDasmaster]

it is all fun and games untill someone gets their eye poked out !

[frosted1030]

He-man does not use shortcuts? No magic sword or anything? No steroids?

He-man used something more powerful than his muscles? His breath?

Freak!

[Temporicide28]

Thanks, He-Man

[manwolf56]

Now, what if instead of "his brain" I said "Why is your mustache red and eyebrows black?" Am I wrong, or just curious? O.o

[Northax]

@manwolf56 Yep, same with Adam / He-Man! He has blond hair but black eyebrows.

Looks like they had hair dye with them! :-)

[jdb2002]

1:54-That's very true, Teela. Very true.

[UltimateBetaSquad]

lmao so im looking at these comments then i go back 5years ago when this was posted... now a-days we criticize about he man using steroids back then they was talking about how good the life lessons were... just saying

[hamersimpso]

"think saftey"says the man who rides a radioactive lion-freak and shoots up LOADS of LSD to make this cartoon.

[GeneralcornrowWalice]

why does man at arms sound like an anouncer for a christmas special

[chake46]

Well, remember HE HAD THE POWERRRRRR!!!! LOL

[DreamxParadise]

this show is the biggest oxymoron ever

[BIGRED224FOREVER]

ewwwwwwwwwbrotha, ay your prayers , eat your vitamins and take your andro and hgh brotha ewwwwww yea , whatcha gonna do when skelator runs wild on yewwww!

[SpeedyCraigerz]

"You cant go back in time"

Ha. see you in the past He-man!

[vejiicakes]

"The people who succeed are the ones who *work* for what they want!"

..says the super privileged son of a royal family who's magically imbued with his strength...?

[helenajesstarzak]

4:40 "Ops I think I just made a mistake" - EEwww!

[helenajesstarzak]

FUCK SCHOOL!

He-man taugh me everything I need to know in life.

[MURKYDEEP100]

Don't forget to get dressed before you leave the house every morning. That includes you! to HE-MAN.

[RancidGravy]

MY BRAIN IS JUST LIKE A MUSCLE!?

[RancidGravy]

MY BRAIN IS JUST LIKE A MUSCLE!?

[LambadLambadLambda]

4:11, He-Man looks away as he says "drugs only create more problems", as though he's speaking from experience.

[Bedlamboogieman]

"Theres no such things as short cuts to success", (grabs magic sword and gets instantly ripped.)

[gbranquinhocs]

What he say at 0:50? There is always what??

[RancidGravy]

@gbranquinhocs A catch to it.

[gbranquinhocs]

@RancidGravy

Thanks Rancid!

[YouGotsTheRabies]

PSA's should be required by law.

[RancidGravy]

@YouGotsTheRabies They were. lol Cartoons used to have to meet educational requirements, thus the PSAs.

[allseevid]

5:15 I'd bang that cunt.

[bassbiff]

BlacklistedNews brought me here

[LightCodeDemonH]

17 people either didn't heed the advice or love Skeletor.

[Bidmartinlo]

I smell something like communism or a monarch, but who said they were bad? -_-

[Nightband]

he-man, I followed every piece of advice you gave, and I became a real man! Then I forgot about them and screwed up royally every 3 days or so, but then I started watching the show again, and I'm once more on the path to real manhood!

[LightCodeDemonH]

@Nightband I think Charlie Sheen followed all of them except for the drugs one.

[Nightband]

@LightCodeDemonH Lol you're right

[Nightband]

@LightCodeDemonH We should show this video to him. It might make him normal again

[metallica4lief]

at 2:49 it saysWARNING: NOTHING 1

BFRAME DECODER LAG

[SimpsonsRocknroll]

OMG pause it at 2:49!:0

[TheRealRussG]

richard gere should have watched He-Man ... he would have had more respect for that hamster ;) lol lol

[pondoproductions]

Lol might lose finger arm or eye

[scottval321]

man-at-arms head is one big metal bellend! cavalier style!!

[TheVooDooTaco]

6:01 So keep on wankin.

[tgpersonalpower]

I never knew he-man was so deep! I should have paid more attention to these cartoons.

[cravintruth]

I would fuck the dogshit out of Tila

[MonbaraChan]

He-man is gayer than gay porn! seriously Pink and Purple!

[SuperMrBentley]

HE MAN SEZ, JUST LIKE SONIC! LOL

[ARX78]

He Man used something even more powerful than his muscles to beat Skeletor. You know what it was? (Insert gay joke here)

[pspboy7]

Remember boys and girls, a brain is a terrible thing to waste! So why are you watching this?

[aerothyme]

Remember when cartoons summarized the awesome learning experience that they provided? I wish they still did this, so basic, so coll!

[erazor96]

i said PINGAS is my answer correct

[aerosimms]

Teela was my first love...Slave Leia was a close second.

[pspboy7]

@aerosimms LOL, really? hehe

[Abradrake2]

He-man does have more power than jesus!!!

[vitorfray]

4:09 I think he-man had drug problems when he was a teenager, hahaha

[LemurScat97]

No....things really weren't that innocent back then.

[electrogeek77]

So Skeletor was a yuppie? How appropriate!

[SJ9001]

"Think twice before playing a joke or a trick on anybody. It might not go the way you planned and someone could wind up losing a finger or an arm or maybe even an eye."

Says someone who's just been battling people with a blaster.

[SJ9001]

5:50

Yes, the strongest man in the unverse should check with a Doctor before doing heavy exercise.

[Slashbash]

Respect your adoptive parents? A'ight, that's a new one for me.

[TotyWoW]

4:55 "it works both ways"....

[Nachopath]

Seriously guys, close your eyes and listen from 5:40 onwards... Keep an open mind.

[OneAndForAll]

Better than stupid gay 'Sonic Says'

[Shonki91]

how sad.... most kids wont understand the meaning of these lessons, we have been distorted to such a degree we can only hope the generations to follow will be something better

[StBoffers]

@Shonki91

It's not about hope. It'll be about what we teach them, and if we don't want them to turn out like us, or worse, we all need to pull ourselves up. That's what I think at least.

[Shonki91]

well see the problem is , the new generation is totally brain dead( I am only 18 so I fall into the lot also xD) so teaching them(us) is going to be close to impossible. doesnt matter how much people pull themselves up, noting will happen really

[Frostwarrior85]

This sorts of life lessons is something that should be in modern cartoons... a lot of kids remember more from what they see in cartoons then they do at school...

[jjalien11]

orkel FTW

[markVIIchick]

I can say one thing about '80s cartoons, long commercials or not, at least they try to put lessons into the stories-

Unlike modern cartoons who just fight with cards and sh*t >=/

[NubianTribesman]

at 1:34 lol he wants to talk to us about safety while riding on a giant roaring green tiger, sure Im all ears.

[dokboy77]

but he WAS in a saddle

[jrob47]

1:45 wtf he man, talking about safety when hes riding a fuckin tiger beast with no helmet

[markVIIchick]

LOL

[killdeoxys3]

no he used his cock

[vitalifran]

at 0:50 he-man hits his balls bad by climbing into that space scooter jaja.

Couldn't they have a more confortable seat?

[TheMattwolf]

@vitalifran Like most 80's cartoons, He-Man was also a toy commercial. The scooter fit into a giant wheeled base that shot plastic missles out of the top. The animators made the thing look just like the toy.

[JaseJaseJase101]

WOW! I feel so educated! Thanks! ;o))

[tonyk421]

"and knowing is half the battle."

Yo Joe!!!!

[rayblack2004]

using animals in an evil way?!?

sounds dodgy

[PaperDollMan]

fallout 3 dialouge is better than this..........

[luutnantti111]

It's okay to be gay.

[Arrivald]

He-man forgot to mention not to use steroids.

[grym97]

@Arrivald That´s because he uses them! XD

[BlastHardRock]

We all fail! lol!

That skit should go to Fail Blog.

[RepublicOFme]

Good advice, i feel better about being adopted now. Im still gonna use animals for evil though.

[magandajane]

Well, ok, but just remember, they will still return your love, and more...

[gc5484]

"I love running at this time of day!" Geeze, FRIGGIN AWESOME!

[rayblack2004]

excercise!?! BAH!

[LOLDISNEYLAND]

"If you said 'his brain' then you were right".. i would rephrase "If you said 'sets him on fire' then you were right"

[Dremerrel]

I never realized how gay the after school special type endings were. A prehistoric cave man talking bout car safety? Come on.

[Ghlan]

I find it funny that He man preaches about being safe as hes riding a Vicious Armored Cat twice as big as he is.

[Elcabronxenmascarado]

lol when he sed that he man used somthing more powerful than his muscels he winkd and the word cock came to mind lol wierd subliminal meassage

[choockchoocks]

wow wow wow WHAT?! an finger, srm or eye? whst the FUCK did you '80s kids consider practical jokes?

[adammurphy]

seriously, pushing your friend into a woodchipper might be funny, but its kinda dangerous

[pandaeater123]

i dont need fingers. or hands. or arms. Or a torso. Or a face.

[wwfownage]

well anyones got a proble just ask he-man call now!!! lmao

[sharpy2010]

Nachopath: Best. Comment. Ever. !!

[pitan26]

hmmm..that´s why i always feel like shit after drinking booze...

[Bad4magik]

magic drugs??? lol wow...totally 80s

[hollywoodmkx]

0:27!!!

[Nachopath]

He-Man: "So don't take a chance. Think safety"

*rides away on a vicious tiger beast*

Nicely practiced, He-Man.

[marhoppy1]

well at least the battlecat is wearing a helmet...

[LEATHERBELTAWW]

well thought nachopath

[webvideodesign]

@Nachopath lol, well said

[CaponeXX]

@Nachopath

But the vicious tiger beast wears a helmet. That's kinda safe if you're the beast.

[Masterlink781]

dude that comment was unnecisary Ur a stupid ass

[Masterlink781]

Y the hell cant i mark ur comment as spam?

[MartenFerret]

Thank God! And to think I really was about to eat that mushroom!

[HeyArnoldsspleen]

2:51

Joe Quesada....pay attention

[Z3R0667]

i loved how he talked about safety while riding a large tiger covered in armor half naked. I'm going to the zoo to try something now.

[PufferBluntman]

He'll use something more powerfull then his muscle - yes, he'll use his incredible gayness to gay the Sceletor! Being gay is the most powerfull weapon in the Universe!

[Ryokushindo]

I think those 'life lessons' were great for kids.

[leonardovisk]

I always hate Mentor with the mustache and the blue helmet...Magun P.I. fucking cover!!!

Sorceress was hot!!!

[ancalagoooon]

His name is Man-at-arms lol well technically his name is Duncan, but they call him man at arms

[Jinchu86]

Use your brain.

There's no thing as shortcuts.

Always belive in yourself - try again if you fail.

Think safety - All the time.

Your adoptive parents love you.

Think twice before pranking someone. No one can go back in time - do your history class.

Animals got feelings too - show responsibility.

Magic doesn't exist - drugs don't make your problem go away.

Admiting you're wrong is cool.

[Jinchu86]

Don't judge a book by its cover.

Mom's and pa's know what's best for you.

Check with a trainer og doc what exercise is good for you.

Don't eat everything that looks tasty - It could be dangerous.

[piddleton]

Safety? What a cheek, comin from a guy who is sitting on a giant tiger

[Dulcimerist]

I miss the G.I. Joe lessons...

[chran1138]

it wasent the times that where innocent, it was us, the children.

[Anonymous102492]

I tried sawing my friend's arm off as a prank... it didn't work, but a week later he lost his eye because of a magic drug his parents gave him...

[onehundred10million]

now those are some very important life lessons.

[mediocresavant]

Remember, don't post skanky pictures on the Internet. You could get arrested... or wind up on American Idol.

[lolronilol]

One time I replaced my friends sugar with salt so his coffee would taste bad.

He lost his arm.

[zinfandel66]

Be carefull, in the words of Man at Arms your friend could have lost a finger or an arm.

[ToxieDogg]

Or maybe even an eye o_O

[MagicMushr0om]

@lolronilol

Really? how?

wait. you are just trolling, arent you?

[jejojassy76]

Ever since I started following these rules my life couldn't have been better! Thanx He-Man!!!

[RedDragonM1]

Let me get this straight. A big muscle man with a hardly any clothes and a magic sword, riding a green tiger is telling me how to be safe?

[Maximara]

For the most parts the messages fitted the episode but then you had what someone called the 'Don't put mustard on the cat' syndrome.

[Mithrandir94]

It's hard to take people who talk and dress like this seriously. LOL!

[EpicBexy]

1st tip: Brain tip!

[SuperNightvision]

LOL magic drug

[Mithrandir94]

Same here. LOL!

[D3Fanatic]

This is cool and what not. But what the heck does Heman need a crossing guard or life guard for ??? He's the strongest man in the universe.

[Ghastlygary2008]

Yeah, true they might seem cheezy and corny or whatever to some but you can't argue with a force for positivity and you could say the same for any of it's forms, in any event it dosen't really matter. Something positive and delivered with care is what does matter.

You'll notice they don't wave their fingers saying everything is this or that, they mostly just suggest aplying basic common sense to actions and as an adopted son myself I was always partial to Teela's message about Man-At-Arms

[alireza11536]

WE always remember you

[Agurksmurf]

Thanks He-Man!

[albatrossforlife]

Impressive. He-Man is smarter than most people.

[caraquinha]

Why does He-Man look away at the end of his anti-drugs message? It's as if he doesn't really believe in what he is saying. I hate to say this but I fear He-Man may have drug problem. My bet would be steroids.

[TheMattwolf]

I got the feeling that he was remembering something tragic, like his time in rehab after his last Vicodin binge.

[D119heavy]

lol i never realized he-man has a templar cross on his armor

[intertr0ns]

THANKS HE-MAN!

[goddessnadiya]

i love these tips- they shaped me! thx for posting!

[vikral777]

simply awesome !

the way i see it is that in todays dirty world, animation is the best way 2 impart moral & social values .

& whats best, kids would not mind it at all :>)

[Sinars]

Now we know! And knowing is half the battle!

[mediocresavant]

That's GI JOE, duh! Get your '80s cartoon sermonizing right man.... :P

[TheMattwolf]

Wow, I guess knowing really IS half the battle!

[mightyPants]

THANKS HE-MAN!

[JonnyInfinite]

A finger, an arm, maybe an eye..

[oakXXIII]

awesome

[X23109]

ah the torturous lessons learned from GI Joe to He Man. The pain the agony. Make it stop. Click away!!! CLICK AWAY!!!! :)

[stone85]

is this from the dvd special feature he-man/she-ra christmas special bc i have that dvd

[smoke57]

HIS BRAIN IS RITE

[TheHanzoMK1]

blast, beaten by reflection!

[BigSlick1981]

"animals like all living things should be treated with kindness and respect" as she's petting a big ass dragon holding a big ass gun...message sent, message received.

[DivisibleByWaffle]

MAGIC DRUGS.

[RoyalKnightVI]

Hook me up!

[X23109]

You know he may have a point with all the drugs and side effects out on the market today legal or illegal. However the message is really funny.

[DivisibleByWaffle]

There's a huge difference between a bad message and hilariously bad execution of a good message.

[X23109]

Yeah I know. LOL!!! To bad we couldn't here from other idols like Popeye or Daffy Duck or Tom and Jerry or even Itchy and Scratchy :)

However it went with the territory growing up in watching the GI JOE lessons, the She-ra lessons, and the He-Man lessons. But yes bad and funny execution of a message indeed.

That is why Family Guy is cashing in on the eighties :)

[MeurigJMarshall]

Has anyone noticed his helmet looks a bit... penisy?

[Trucker9er9er]

3:49 so funny

[gunjanmallik]

He has always been an epitome of strength and humility..

man I miss my sundays back in 80's..I stil have a few VHDs of He man...

[rukiddinme17]

Really? would you take advice from people who can't tell he- man from adam with a tan?

[schroeder8911]

In today's story, the bankers and rich people were given a lot of wealth while common folks lost their homes. But then, the people banded together and built a guillotine...

[RedDragonM1]

Remember kids, when a big, blonde, muscular man with a magic sword, and riding a green tiger tells you to do something, you better listen.

[JANUTHEBEST]

He-Man is the best i have always liked he-man more than any other cartoons but don't know why it didn't do too good.

[Wraith23]

I have lived my life according to He-man teachings

[TheSabessa]

I wonder how he would be able to justify a lesson against violence after an episode of beating the shit out of Skeletor....

[RoyalKnightVI]

EH i doubt the original show could have addressed that, the newer one could have possibly answered it, but it would be complicated...

[SimonB198207]

'In todays story my friends and i banded together to kick the twelve shades of sh*te out of Skeletor just because he wanted to enslave all of Eternia. We judged him just because he wanted to kill us. in fact, if it weren't for the cissy censors we probably would've killed him and all our problems would be over. so, remember what He-man says: if you have problems at home or in your school, KILL THEM.'....

[mediocresavant]

ROFLMAO!

[SimonB198207]

SimonB198207 says, 'Thanks mediocresavant. Remember.... ummmm... something about not taking drugs... always looking both ways before you cross the road... don't let people touch you if you don't want them to...

something something, buy Heman toys, always buy Heman merchandise...