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  • All Hail the Magic Conch! LOO LOO LOO LOO LOO LOO LOO

  • @TwillightSparkle Well he is on a quest to victory land.

  • the cooonch... loodle loode loodle loodle loodle

  • I take 10 !

  • that eye technique is sooo cool!

  • CUNT!

  • @ejfresh22nc why?

  • @kialn he instead of conch. i thought he said C***

  • @ejfresh22nc ohhhhhh i get ya!!!

  • imagine that snails pain that somone is ho drinks pee and eats goats and some other animals penis and bolls I would be inberest :D sorry for bad Eng

  • "And it's not even friday!"

    Jesus. Better put it back then

  • In 4th grade we got to play with sea snails in school because nice aquarium ppl brought them! :D

  • Is it just me or does that look appetising?

  • @MrBadmintonnoob

    You actually can eat those raw-ish. I've seen people use it in ceviche. And since it's fresh from the ocean, even better tasting.

  • @kageryuu1208 Then i gotta try it next time! Though i dun like raw food as it has no taste but no harm giving a try. :)

  • @MrBadmintonnoob

    I'm sure if you prepare it correctly, you should be fine. I don't know the exact recipe. I watched it months ago on PBS. The chef grabbed the conch and made ceviche.

  • good thing he didnt pick up a cone snail... O.o

  • @danjaykim

    He'd be screwed, those cone snails are badass.

  • gross

    

  • i like that word..

    Conch..

    lol.

  • YOU ATE GARY!! YOU FUCKING BITCH!!!!!

  • bear u are disgusting

  • Ralph: What is It Piggy?

    Piggy: Its A conch Ralph, My Aunty Says I shouldn't blow it cus of my asmaa

  • camera man:nice thing you found...can I have it?

    Bear:NO!!! It's my dinner!

  • I misread the title as sea snail attack

  • @Earthrend LOL ME TOO!

  • In the Bear Grills series the camera man is in more danger than bear because he has to hold the camera as well as doing the stunts...

  • Under the sea... under the sea! they'll be no acusations, just friendly crusteacens under the seeeeeea!

  • see that camera man ? he has a lot of protein

  • That looks delicious

    

  • MAKE AN AIR POCKET!!!LIKE BEAR GRYILLS!!!!!!!!!!

  • I must be hungry because i see it as appetizing... D:

  • 1:26-1:30 you can see a mini human.

  • the magic sea conch (squidWard) wat can i eat (magic conch) nothing

  • poor gary :(

  • That's in Dominican Republic! DR REPRESENT.

  • Spongebob:GARY WHERE THE HELL ARE U!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

    gary:Meoww....

    Spongebob:GARY YOU GOT EATEN! again......

  • Does he know that fire exists lol he eats everything raw

  • @H3MetalC0rE I lol'd

  • @H3MetalC0rE What are you talking about this guy eats fire too

  • @H3MetalC0rE u got 2 eat that raw or its 2 tough

  • THE CONCH KNOWS ALL!

  • @yuvalandspeed LOODLOODLOODLOODLOODLOODLOOD!

  • @ApachexRock balallaallalalalalalalalalalal­llalallla

  • Like a baawws

  • spongbob: Damn it gary you got eaten again by the same person 3 times already

  • @ApachexRock AHHLULULULULULULULULU

  • conch is so f-ing good

  • His camera men does the same things holding his camera

  • why not fishing a pineapple?

  • Send bear grylls to hell with a knife. Trust me. He will come back

  • @BreatheHardest no send him with a camera man and a knife and he will eat everything and then come back an say i need something to drink thank god i got my urine.

  • it would suck to be an animal around bear grylls

  • 0:23 Lets go get a cock??? Wtf?

  • whats a "skollut" ???

  • @KOBoy366 i guess he means scallop in different accent.

  • close your eyes and listen at 1:24

  • he hates his knife 1:11

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  • 1:28 that black thing looks like mini human head with arms lol

  • maybe we can tell spongebob to go drink his own piss,lol

  • I'm sure if he tried harder he could find something better to eat - I bet the cameraman has a snack bar or sandwich in his ruck sack

  • Yummmmm!!! makes me wanna eat sashimi now....

  • 1:27 that sound "glitsch" xD

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  • Can someone please tell me what season/episode this is?

  • yeah, well bear, only you know what "raw skallet" is.

  • Why are we all responding each other O.O

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  • if he had some vinegar, that would've been perfect

  • Hakuna Matata!!!

  • 1:10...."The traditional method for removing a CUNT..."?? wtf

  • @i103772

    the traditional method for removing a CONCH. NEXT time, think before you post

  • @gunslab

    lol..ur the dickhead for thinking I heard it as cunt. U must be a miserable guy in life...

  • @i103772 Dude, seriously? I cannot believe you thought i heard it as that. I just posted that he said conch when you thought he said the "word". I mean, seriously, do you think Bear Grylls would have said that? YOU SIR, must fail at life. Bear Grylls wouldn't say something like that in the middle of filming. Maybe he jokes around sometimes, but he wouldn't say that. *facepalm* P.S. Do you even know what a meme, or at least what a facepalm is? Durr.

  • @gunslab

    wait..what? Yo..both u and me heard it as 'conch' ..i was just posting shit just like that..i cant believe u made a huge deal out of this .OMG. And what i meant is that you must be so miserable in life that u cant even recognize a small joke. So now who's the cunt here? lol.

  • @i103772 you think i made a big deal of it? YOU were the one who said i was a ****head. YOU were the one that said you heard it as "word". i don't think you heard it as conch. your'e just agreeing with me because you went bak and actually realized he said CONCH. I'm not gonna go on this argue with this sick 4 yr old. Kay? I SAID IM NOT GONNA CONTINUE THIS CONVERSATION WITH THIS UGLY 4YRS. OLD. OKAY?! I DON'T KARE WHAT UR GONNA REPLY, BECAUSE YOURE PROBABLY GONNA SAY, "NO, I'M NOT 4 YRS OLD!!!!!"

  • @gunslab

    haha...u really are retarded. And ya..im 4 years old...and u dont even have the maturity of a 4yr old in ur behavior..just sayin...

  • Its the magic conch shell ask it a question

  • Can youtube watchers please stop making stupid comments/

  • He should have asked that magical conch on what to do to survive.

  • When I was in the Bahamas my friend and I found a conch about ten feet underwater. Man, was it tasty :P

  • spongebob disliked this

  • This looks delicious, I eat them on a monthly basis just boil em and your good to go.

  • Born Eater 3 @_@

  • ok he will eat his own family no wonder he dosent have a wife !

  • @boxcuber He does,...idiot.

  • @ShadowGuardianX it was a joke idoit

  • @boxcuber Okay first off that wasn't a joke because jokes are supposed to be funny,not retarded.Second off you misspelled *idiot* you dimwitted twat.I just lost a couple of Intelligence Quotients reading your comment,Thanks a lot *idiot*.

  • @ShadowGuardianX you little shit a joke can be not funny you fuckwit and your an idiot you faggot and even if i cant spell well ill give you a misspelled word you freak argue with this word sedfdegfvsardgvdrszg go ahead fucking shit go care bout your spelling

  • @boxcuber Okay calm the fuck down because what you said made no fucking sense at all you retarded kid.You lack proper support to back up your proposition therefore making what you said invalid.''sedfdegfvsardgvdrszg­'' is not a word so I can't argue about something that isn't even real,or not worth arguing about.Your so dumb i'm giving you a definition of joke,''something said r done to provoke laughter or cause amusement, as a witticism, a short and amusing anecdote, or a prankish act''.

  • @ShadowGuardianX im not angry ok you fucking faggot go suck on a cow dick and put one in your mouth you fuckwit container shit skinner fuckingshit im not a gay kunt like you when i say a joke and its not funny dosent mean its not a joke your fucktard fuck off people like you start shit up go lern from a no-head turkey you fucking shiter

  • @boxcuber BRO CALM THE FUCK DOWN AND TAKE THAT DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND AND READ WHAT YOU TYPED.Did i made any sense or point of some sort?FUCK NO.You still haven't proved my debate wrong yet so shut the fuck up kid unless your going to stay on topic,instead of changing the subject into something only a dimwitted twat like you can understand without losing intelligence quotients,or taking sever brain damage.Your head is as thick as an erect bull's penis.

  • @ShadowGuardianX YOU FUCKTARD IM CALMED FUCK OFF YOU WHORE ALL I SEE IS BULLSHIT FUCK OFF you stuped faggot you dont have to be top comment if you tyipe dumb fuck you can say what you think about you stuped shit your head is as thick as a rhinos head fucking freak all you care is jokes and shit why dont you go mind your own things instead of mine fuck off you bitch go wank and im going to stop this shit couse im sick of tyipe back to me and theres not gonna be a asnwer to that fucking speech

  • @boxcuber Your words are running into each other, punctuations? Please use them.

  • @boxcuber This just proves that your a selfish bastard who wants the last word.It doesn't matter if you won't reply as long as you can still see my comment.Why is top comment in your conciseness?I never brought it up,so it's telling me you intended to be one of those attention whores.No one cares that you're some poor, attention starved, social leper. This is not free therapy for you to come and vent whatever mental dysfunctions you suffer from.

  • @ShadowGuardianX ur one of those greedy fucktards all you give a shit is about spelling and all this fucking crap! why cant you just fuck off bro your starting to kill me inside couse ur anoying

  • @boxcuber Well you just proved that your a lying social deprived kid.You can't determine how i think so stop acting like you know me.Like I said No one cares that you're some poor, attention starved, social leper. This is not free therapy for you to come and vent whatever mental dysfunctions you suffer from.So what ever lame joke you have keep it to yourself if it's that retarded.

  • @ShadowGuardianX i dont need to prove somthing ok you useless shit and plus im not suffering in any other problem from my brain you freaking faggot and im not poor and no one cares that you have aids people like you start shit up and im telling you 1 day you use that word on a man and its the wrong person he will knock the day light off your ass so im warning you you little shit and i hope you fall of a clif

  • @boxcuber If you can't prove something then simply shut the fuck up useless kid.I don't need lectures from some retarded kid who thinks it's funny to make retarded jokes.It is obvious that you can't afford proper education you poor fuck.You probably live in a 3rd world country.Since you brought up real life why don't you say that retarded excuse of a joke in front of bear grylls then?But, you won't because your a retarded hypocrite and a poor kid.This is not free therapy so shut up fool.

  • @ShadowGuardianX why you call me kid i am a kid then what are you a adult thats is fighting with a 10 year old you fucking pedophile go whipe your ass with a apple you dumb fuck you fucking homo bitch go fuck a dick you little shit you acting like a wild monster maybe becouse you dont have a job or a life you fucking dickhead howbout you go and prove that you are not one of those hard kunts and maybe use your life for somthin nice you dumbfuck gets a life (hobo)

  • @boxcuber Hey kid your 10 so you shouldn't even be talking about jobs yet you hypocrite.F.Y.I i work at CFJ you dumb kid.All of your comments are insults with nothing to prove.Nobody in this world is mature so you can take your 10 year old lectures that your elementary teachers give you and actually learn from it punk.This is not free therapy for you to come and vent whatever mental dysfunctions you suffer from so please keep it to yourself kiddo.

  • @ShadowGuardianX your just one gay kunt you freak i talk about jobs when peopole say what you wnana be when you grow up and i say any thing ok you shitface and how i a hypocrite you are the worlds hard kunts i ever seen fuck off you CFJ and plus im not the only mutre in this world you faggot and take your shity computer and fuck off pedophile

  • @boxcuber How about you calm the fuck down and actually read what you said.Learn what a hypocrite is then you will understand what i meant.CFJ is where i work at lol idiot.sugarcaffeine4blood even proved the point that you don't make sense lol.

  • @ShadowGuardianX shut up you gaybo you told me off there i will shut up now pleas dont say anything els

  • @boxcuber You do know about the block/ignore button?Use it instead of complaining.

  • The conch signal! ULULULULULULULU!

  • Found a sea snail. Time to drink my own piss.

  • HOW WILL WE EXPLAIN THIS TO SPONGEBOB!?!??!

  • @the5saken999

    ALL HAIL THE MAGIC CONCH!! nomnomnomnom

  • @the5saken999 LIKE THIS! Spongebob...*points at 5 people and justin bieber* THEY ATE HIM!

  • IT'S NOT EVEN FRIDAY!!!!

  • @xHobbitGirl now it is

  • @lpsangle13 lol no its because he said its not even fish friday thats why i was saying that

  • @xHobbitGirl oh

  • MEEEEAAOW!!!

  • grilled shell fish is much taste better.

  • And what does raw scallop taste like....

  • Bear Grylls: The snail is known as a delicacy in some countries

  • so thats how you look underwater, COOL!!

  • i dont know why i watch these. i just plain dont like the guy. and he is a liar.

  • @Barbino24 if your referring him to be a liar in the way i think you are. hes not. he never says hes in a real situation. its to educate us on what to do in these situations

  • he ate that alive?

  • its too pretty to eat!

    

  • i like how he compared it to raw scallop, like its not as strange.

  • GARY NOOOO!

  • only thing bear doesn't eat is pussy

  • Conch makes your dick get harder,no kidding guys.it really works.

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  • I want one- oh well cockles will have to do!

  • i just caught a sea snail. time to drink my piss

  • Does anyone else see that little black half human with 2 arms and a head sticking out at 1:26!? OMFG

  • @KaboshPenguine 

    LOL yeah

  • @KaboshPenguine OMG it really did look like it O.o;

  • Better than à burger

  • The Magic Conch Shell! :O

  • people stil supper? wow

  • First I read Senail Attack... ^^

  • damn I am hungry. Seriously.

  • Bear grylls eat pokemon ?

  • me and my stepdad watch this programe we luv it but when he eats we are shouting at the tv to chew with his mouth close

  • that's like $40 worth of sushi here in Vegas.

  • or i can imagine him putting his head up a womans skirt and preparing to munch on some minge "this is a hairy wet beast that spews out slimey liquid, ill just slide my tongue in their and see what happens... tastes alot like a fish supper!"

  • can just imagine him having a shit in the bush, picking it up and saying "pound for pound this has enough protein to keep me going for a few days" and then feasting on his own shite, "not bad shit actually, had some corn in it and some nuts from a snicker bar i ate few days ago" "lovely jubbly, let me just wash this down with some piss, some stinkin steamy piss" mmmm

  • Mmm... It's like roar scollop lololololol.

  • Im sure he'll survive 2012

  • How does his wife kiss him??

    Drinking bottles of piss?

    Eating snakes?

  • It's not even friday lol

  • He made it actually look tasty this time. :o

  • @ragudugie1 it always looks tasty

  • raw conch like that isn't too bad actually. didn't get food poisoning at all despite popular belief. :P

  • All hail the Magic Conch! HULULULULULULUULULU

  • @aqua235 i c wat u did thar O; SPONGEBOB!

  • That "create a little air pocket" thing underwater doesn't work ! :S

    I tried it ..

  • @ervan141 You obviously did it wrong.

  • @Nigelxman You try it !!

    If it works than you can say I did it wrong ! :D

  • @ervan141 Fair enough mate. :-)

  • i ate stuff like this... but t was cooked or fried.

  • after that, i bet if he ate a burger it would taste like gods dick

  • eeeewwww maaaaan dont eat this shit!!!!

  • conch sounds like an insult. you utter conch

  • how the hell can the camera man swim with a camera with him

  • lol i just started watching these bear videos and i realized that in every video theres someone with a top comment about him drinking his own piss. Like... Do people not know? Its actually a survival technique. O.o idk

  • @IrelandicPlague it's just so hilarious I can't even stop laughin everytime I see a comment related to ^^

  • It's not even friday xD LOOOOLLL

  • what episode is that

  • @mnb0234 dominican republic

  • Wow :O He sure is a Mammel,Fish,Inseact,Bird eater well if he did!Thumbs up!

  • Oh God! the sound when he took the snail out of the shell

  • I just hope he doesn't get sting by stingray.

  • yea cus everybody knows what raw scullet taste like.

  • ok, so i guess this is better than goat balls

  • OMG ARE YOU ALLERGIC TO COOKING

  • sea snailssss yummmmm escago

  • THE MAGIC CONCH!

  • Is it just me or are the piss jokes getting old.

    Neat trick with the air pocket.

  • i'm suspicious of his last comment, he took quite a while to put it together xD

    so need'a try the air pocket thing tho

  • its gunna b really good if he grills it