Some people will say that the Attis cult stole this 3-day celebration from Christianity, but the pagans wrote that it was Christianity copying them, and they would know. Christians had no option but to charge that Satan had projected mockeries of Christ into the past lol. I think that tells us who had these practices longer.
The three days of waiting dates back to the Sumerian tale of Inanna's and Tammuz's descent, older even than the OT.
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easter is the resurection of attis........
now i get why your name is POTHEAD you really are on pott arent you..........either that or you have mental issues........stop making these suckish videos and do what you are best at..........humping trees and supporting hippies like Obama
you sir are a ufckin retard, first off I'd like to say pot is harmless as hell and a prick like you could really benifit from consuming some in one way or another, secondly im gonna say your even more of a cunt in the area that you don't obviously understand anything about the pagan roots of what i assume is your religion christianity of some form or another.
So easter eggs are a metaphor for eating Attis's dismembered balls? Eeew. Easter is pretty filthy in general when you think about it. Bunnies and eggs and chocolate, it's basically a celebration of fucking.
Love this!
made laugh real hard! perhaps I'm gonna use it a greek mythology class.
(I'm a history teacher)
Colombiani 1 year ago
I've read that Attis was born of the virgin NANA.
DofSproductions 2 years ago
Some people will say that the Attis cult stole this 3-day celebration from Christianity, but the pagans wrote that it was Christianity copying them, and they would know. Christians had no option but to charge that Satan had projected mockeries of Christ into the past lol. I think that tells us who had these practices longer.
The three days of waiting dates back to the Sumerian tale of Inanna's and Tammuz's descent, older even than the OT.
JuniusFaction 2 years ago 2
Sigmund Freud came up with some very bizarre theories based on the story of Oedipus (sp?)
I can only imagine the ideas he might of formulated from this Attis!
grungefreak10 2 years ago
nice job
purphanz 2 years ago
ahahahaha this is funny!
fuck the bible and all those bullshits! people had believed in so many kinds of gods with the same bloody stories xD
quisqueyatv 2 years ago 2
The Catholics also had Christmas on another god's day
Quionic7 3 years ago
Wow, pagans had sick fucking minds.
Randomeaninglessword 3 years ago
@Randomeaninglessword there not pagans this religion was an ancient greek religion
reptile1000 8 months ago
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easter is the resurection of attis........
now i get why your name is POTHEAD you really are on pott arent you..........either that or you have mental issues........stop making these suckish videos and do what you are best at..........humping trees and supporting hippies like Obama
dalclark44 3 years ago
you sir are a ufckin retard, first off I'd like to say pot is harmless as hell and a prick like you could really benifit from consuming some in one way or another, secondly im gonna say your even more of a cunt in the area that you don't obviously understand anything about the pagan roots of what i assume is your religion christianity of some form or another.
good day and fuck you.
BumLegionair 3 years ago 4
Poor Attis...damned Emo
LoverofSolomon 3 years ago
Actually, you're kind of funny.
LoverofSolomon 3 years ago 3
OMG...You are crazy.
LoverofSolomon 3 years ago 2
Attis was Cybele's grandson.
LoverofSolomon 3 years ago
I'm stroking my Attis...er, um, computer desk right now while eating a piece of Jesus.
OmarThePug 3 years ago
lol php u so crazy
diogeneslaertius666 3 years ago
HA HA HA! That's pretty fucking funny!
cbdoobie 3 years ago
present day religion is ripped off from old religion, and the religion back then is from even older religion, so on and so forth
orcgoat 3 years ago 8
Nicely Done...Still sad that so many people can hear things like this and still willingly embrace religion/ignorance (same thing right? lol).
nightmathzombieethan 3 years ago 2
Dude, please , please shift gears you are funny and witty - but damn you take you sweet fuckin time.
whankerNJ 3 years ago
This story is much better than that tired Jesus one.
bdmjintx 3 years ago 2
Dude, this is hilarious!
mconn2112 3 years ago
Haha, that's Pete & Pete's dad!
So easter eggs are a metaphor for eating Attis's dismembered balls? Eeew. Easter is pretty filthy in general when you think about it. Bunnies and eggs and chocolate, it's basically a celebration of fucking.
AbbeyNormal 3 years ago 6
No friggin way! This is hilarious!
crazypants88 3 years ago
and now Attis is doomed to have his flesh cut by lumberjacks forever....
marrokiu 3 years ago
how can we celebrate almonds? ...EGGS! wait, what? YYYEAAHH BOI
omar12331 3 years ago
Really makes you wonder if Lorena Bobbit was Greek.
InsuLtingIsLam 3 years ago 3
LMAO!
xooberon 3 years ago
Are Easter eggs supposed to represent Attis' severed balls?
Philosophobia 3 years ago
lmao i love you pothead :D
RAmenToAll 3 years ago
lol
BrianJunglist 3 years ago
Happy Attis Day!
MadChemicals 3 years ago