J.G. Thirlwell - Assclamp!

[ChaoticKill248]

*eyetwitch* --They hit me with a truck!

[Snopp202]

looking for a track that plays in season 3 episode 10 "i know why the caged birds kill", it plays when (Spoiler ahead) the brothers (supposed) mother, has kidnapped the boys, she has them tied in some store, it plays when she goes nuts mostly, one part when dean says "oh no we lost her again".

wow, long comment.

[bigfatcarp93]

MUST... FIND... SEASON... FOUR...

[WackdProductions]

I was wondering why this song was called "Assclamp". Then I watched the pirate episode, and realized the first time we ever heard this track was...well..."HE'S CLAMPED HIS ASS AROUND MY HAND!" XD

[shartnockers]

the dislike is like a ninja, its there, you just can't see it

[JustJudo4286]

@shartnockers I like how it is a "dislike", not dislikes like every other video.

[kn1v3z2k]

i listen to this song while i rape LoL w/ renekton :D

[Pikuwashi]

lolol :D

[BuddhaBomb37]

Hank: Dude, just last week Brock killed two dervishes with a pillowcase full of Cokes! Right in our bedroom!

[WhiteOwlVideo]

This sounds like The Peoples Court theme from hell.

[Mmmathers4]

This one has the most views because it has "ass" in the title.

[PENNYDIM]

I wanna have some good sex while this is playing!!!! :D

[MultiTheAmazing]

I listen to this song when I play TF2 as Pyro.

[Xwing900]

For some reason, this music makes anything I do funnier. I wonder why. :o

[kuwabatakesanjuro1]

The only song played at the Neverland Ranch after hours ^^

[RobVanDamkicksass]

Brock Sampson crushes people's arms with his ass to this...

[zackrasner9000]

Which episode is this featured in where Brock is running over monarch minions in his car?

[tremereprodigy]

@zackrasner9000

It's the first episode man!

[tseirgnayr]

@zackrasner9000 Not trying to be an assclamp or anything, but they're henchmen. not minions.

[RectPropagation]

@tseirgnayr Yeah, but they prefer to be called minions.

[darron13]

@zackrasner9000 It's the second episode, "Dia de los Dangerous!"

[makototanaka477]

さすが！めちゃめちゃカッチョイイ～

[mightyrontor]

When you hear this, you just know someone's going to get their shit totally WRECKED by the end of it!

[KCspur92]

Sounds like its off the Team Fortress 2 soundtrack.

[Bluberrypimp3117]

i heard this playing on tv yesterday as they announced the new season all i could remember was carmageddon

[MaulMachine]

Exactly 40,000 views when I looked.

[FreakyKong]

Well, if you hear this, folks, you better run like hell. Cuz Brock is behind the wheel...

[glitchhunter96]

when duke nukem and chuck norris plays hide in seek "assclamp" plays

[wishcraft4u2]

"I told you what I'd do for one of these..."

Also, this is strangely and disturbingly fitting of my mood.

[BEASLAND000]

remember the time where he killed chuck norris?

it was the best battle ever, and it had ThIS music.

[Freebird197]

Brock's dumb excuses to kill-----

I wanted a cigarette.

They hit me with a truck!

He made fun of my hair.

He looked like a ghost

He WAS a ghost

I have a license that says i can.

[bigfatcarp93]

@Freebird197 There's no such thing as a "dumb" excuse to kill.

[arnoldt14]

It's all fun and games until a henchman hit's Brock with a truck. Well... really it's only fun and games for Brock...

[Dylstew2]

Damn this soundtrack is so fucking awesome :D I seriously should/need to watch this show just because of the epic music...

[debut00]

If im not mistaken, this plays for the 1st time when Brock goes HEMI in the cocoon... #favorite!!! ATL-[CAL]

[CampinCarl354]

@debut00 you are correct

[iansquared3]

herr trigger and brock should team up with joseph and the amazing technicolor nightmare coat to form an evil alliance.

[TheSubscriptionGiver]

*swedish murder machine*

[ZomBiezley]

"Chupa-Cabra, There all over mexico."

[phishwithextracheese]

"I once masterbated 12 times in one day just to see if I could"

That quote reminds me, I have the house all to myself Friday...

[lalamonkeydude]

@phishwithextracheese Me too!

[DooshBag7000]

this song is fuckin dangerous

[ZomBiezley]

@DooshBag7000 its the number 3 cause of murder

[TonyChase]

Swedish Murder Machine.aka..Brock Sampson

[assassinXXnissassa]

driving to this would be insane, i would drive like a professional drifting around corners

[Danny62093]

When they put this music into one of Adult Swim's newer commercials, I literally lol'd because I hadn't heard it in so long. This music plays during the best scene in the entire Venture Bros. series!

[PBMChan]

This is the kind of music you should play when you are kicking ass in any video game. FTW !

[metroidfannumber1]

nevermind... i found it..

[mountfraught]

i absolutely must not listen to this while i drive.

[johntrebec]

I like the part where Brock kills henchmen.

[TedLeatherJacket]

Brock Samson Slayer of men......

slayer of Henchmen. . . . .

[yahtzeeman12]

...THEY HIT ME WITH A TRUCK...

[PowerfulFoe]

When God and Satan play hide and seek, "Assclamp!" plays.

[DeathToAlliHate]

i feel like running over a bunch of henchmen dressed up as butteflys

[solarradiowave]

I would like to see a video where some puts alll the death of the show to the sond in a slidshow.

[solarradiowave]

Ass kicking song of the year!! DIE DIE!!!

[barqueWorks]

osi theem? yes /no?

[ChristoCasual]

1 person had his hand up Brock's arse.

[blorbait]

for some reason this song reminds me of the Kirk vs Spock duel song (from Star Trek:TOS), but cranked to eleven

[bigbluebot]

[insert comment relating to amount of dislikes]

[phrawgg2]

I want to play this at my son's Bar Mitzva

[darkchibiman]

@phrawgg2 Better yet make it a Ska Mitzva

"I - am having a good tiiiiime;

I - am having a good tiiiiime....

...MIMIMIMIMIMIMIMIMIMI!"

[NearTheReviewer]

how could you not want to run over everything in sight with your car when your listening to this song

[johntrebec]

I'm going to watch venture brothers now.

[Kororocks12]

the kicks ass(clamp)

[SEMIBLACKFROST]

what you tryin to say you dont like

zepp???

[coolbobafett]

Dude no way! We're pirates! We don't give to people! We take!"

*flick*

*CRUNCH*

"AHHHH!!!!! MY HAND!"

[coprographia]

I told you what I'd do for one of these.

[Elementer117]

"What the hell was that!?!?"

"Chubacabra."

[Panzerfaust26]

jeezuz...now i feel like going on a rampage.

[Geshtar82]

I always wanted to have this song and what it's name was wonder what took them so long to make this. I've wanted something like this ever since 1st season.

[ShadowGeistKhayos]

" THEY HIT ME WITH A TRUCK!!!!!

[ViktorAKaltenstein]

Hey does anyone know the name of/ where to find the JG Thirlwell song that was used for the Ventronic theme in season 3 Lepidopterists?

[sodifrentdragon]

if you like this, you should check out his stuff as Steroid Maximus, Foetus, Wiseblood, Clint Ruin, The Flesh Volcano . . . I'm sure there are other names he goes by that I've forgotten.

[loodwig]

This has influenced the way I write music. Because of this page, I went out and bought the cd. Great job posting it.

[AbbeyNormal]

Music To Kill Henchmen By

[halomachine1977]

@AbbeyNormal ROTFL!!!! Genius!

[howlbigbadwolf]

@AbbeyNormal

should have been the name of this track!

[nojihadforu]

cool action song!

[IronChefSpam]

Serpentine!!! Serpentine!!!!

[coolbobafett]

@IronChefSpam "Nyet! Nyet! If I were the enemy you would be dead already!"

[hiddendistance]

Oh, Brock Samson. I think the most hilarious of his moments goes something to the effect of:

"I gotta go take care of something."

[ShadowGeistKhayos]

or, " I coughed up something anout the size of one of those small kiwi fruits, but other rhan that, i don't feel anything missing"

[myconpics]

I like it with the helmet on...

[Nurdbot]

THEY HIT ME WITH A TRUCK

[zoolonge]

I dunno, there is an awful lot of them...

[ZomBiezley]

@Nurdbot "Are you sure? theres an aweful lot of them..."

[isaacd101]

only one of the best background songs in the world!!!

[MansonFan64]

this SHIT is some the best compositions ever.

[FireFart179]

GTFO. RIGHT NAO.

[MammaLuigiRobotnik]

This is one of the best songs ever/

[FireFart179]

Love Brock's Rampage.

Especially the eye movements.

[PVTSolis]

Brock running-over-minions-crazy-eye music.

Can't wait for season 4.

[kira907]

hell yeah

[bemjamin]

this is the song that plays when brock squeezes that dudes arm with his ass. the pirates.

[ultimatmario]

and also when brock is doing the car scene and know that for a fact

[sniper11235]

as soon as the song came on i had the mental image of brock running over the henchmen. lol

[WarriorBoy]

You got it wrong, Brock shoves the man's hand up his ass, bud.

[bemjamin]

eh same shit.

[WarriorBoy]

Far from it, one's a lot more painful and Brock-ish.

[Elementer117]

@bemjamin

Hence the song name: Assclamp.

[CLSmith71]

Ah yes this is Brock rampage music!

-cs™

[Elementer117]

I love the piano in this song.

[djkillavinyl]

the whole album is sooo sick!!

[23Jacked]

I remember a little bit of this was used for the trial of the monarch

[TheMonarch15]

I was looking for this everywhere.

~The monarch

[Greatduke12]

i love all the extended versions of music on this album

[AbbeyNormal]

This is the "Brock killing guys with his car" music! I have to get this album. Does it have the "Dr. Orpheus" theme?

[bemjamin]

this isn't that one. that's a diff one. but it sounds almost exactly like it.

[ultimatmario]

aqctuially it is

[bemjamin]

i dunoooooooooooooooooo.

[ultimatmario]

hehe dont worry ya just have to watch the episode again

this happen to me before and i was wrong to dont let it urk you :)

if it comes on and you watch it just remeber to see if that was it

[bemjamin]

well it was originally that song and then they replaced it with assclamp after the first showing on adult swim. i duno why! haha it was hilarious hearing the first one krashi woozzy or whatever. brock. i need a brock tattoo hahahahah

[ultimatmario]

Hah i need the brock mentality he would be awesome in mortal combat

so many epic fatalities

[mauroman128]

indeed

[blenderface]

Greatest song on the album right here.