"When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons, what am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I'm gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!" ―Cave Johnson
When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade, make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons, what am I supposed to do with these! Demand to speak to life's manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give CAVE JOHNSON lemons!
@TeamTwoEditing i poked a hole in a lemon with a needle that extracts things using suction, i emptied most iof it out that i could, filled it with gasoline, and put a string in it, and sealed it off with hot glue, i ight it and threw it and it didnt work, but when i took the glue cap off it worked, and then i almost burned my own house down XD. it was a huge wire.
yeah for dragon yen!
he is online
Acekiller54 2 weeks ago
One LEMON took offense to this video.
SuckOnThisSovereign 3 weeks ago
Fuck... I knew I should have patented combustible lemons years ago...
nottooclassified 1 month ago 2
1 person got his house burned down
ThePizzaBread 2 months ago
I want the lemons. So I can burn their house down
Aadrianseth 3 months ago 2
Lol. I DONT WANT YOUR DAMN LEMONS!
MrCheezeeman 3 months ago
This scene completely convinced me that Cave Johnson and Caroline were married.
OneMorePelican 4 months ago
hmm.... if cave johnson doesn't want lemonade...will he take....lemon-nades?
SLAYEROWNZ619 4 months ago 4
Cave Johnson. The only man able to give a potato and orgasm.
VinVanVo12 4 months ago 6
1 persons house has been destroyed by a combustable lemon
InsanityRabbit 5 months ago
0:34 :D
1neutralizator 5 months ago
DAMN LEMONS!!!
michaelynnify 5 months ago
Woo! Go DragonYen for going online!
rockerkid2008 6 months ago 5
"When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons, what am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I'm gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!" ―Cave Johnson
Best quote ever.
TheFatalSnow 6 months ago 3
YEAAAAAH TAKE THE LEMONS!
mouldyteabag 6 months ago
"The point is, if we could store music on a compact dick" :D
MrLisawsome 6 months ago
GLADoS is so cute. :3
BlackfireVenus 6 months ago
@BlackfireVenus Only in potato form
Thealmightysanchez 5 months ago
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When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade, make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons, what am I supposed to do with these! Demand to speak to life's manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give CAVE JOHNSON lemons!
Mainecane4815 7 months ago
like this if you were a portal fan when portal ONE came out!
superidiot24 7 months ago
@superidiot24 Your the kind of guy i wanna thumbs down...
swiftroph 7 months ago 2
@swiftroph why cuz i played a video game?
why are people online always such jerks?
superidiot24 7 months ago
@superidiot24 No only because ur asking for thumbs...
swiftroph 6 months ago
@swiftroph hundreds of ppl do that and ur singiling out me?
god...
superidiot24 6 months ago
Lol.... thing is,if we can store music on a compact disc....
lazersify 7 months ago
Glados having an orgasm :D?
MrInsaneMixer 7 months ago 4
DragonYen is online
EpicFunkey 7 months ago
<3
pyrorocker13 8 months ago
Hmmm... Combustible Lemons... I'll get the gasoline!
MegaGPlus 8 months ago
a combustable lemon, kind off a molotov cactail only different.
MrSjoerd1995 8 months ago
Dragon Yen has a spidey sense for comedy.
akkronym48 8 months ago 4
I'M THE MAN WHO'S GONNA BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN! WITH THE LEMONS!
Studmanafier 9 months ago 4
one lemon disliked this video :)
kirbyawsome 9 months ago 7
i like this guy (c) =)
s1me0ne 9 months ago
Best quote ever :D
ClickyMcSally 9 months ago
He sounds a lot like Jeff Bridges when he shouts.
DominionDemon 10 months ago 29
Haha cave Johnson's such a lad
Ir0nman55 10 months ago
i want a combustable lemon!
TeamTwoEditing 10 months ago 33
@TeamTwoEditing i poked a hole in a lemon with a needle that extracts things using suction, i emptied most iof it out that i could, filled it with gasoline, and put a string in it, and sealed it off with hot glue, i ight it and threw it and it didnt work, but when i took the glue cap off it worked, and then i almost burned my own house down XD. it was a huge wire.
mimekiller17 7 months ago
@mimekiller17
I'm guessing there wasn't enough oxygen for the gas to burn with the glue cap on?
mankyman6 7 months ago