SoulStorm - Space Marines Vs Sisters of Battle

[emperorroorg]

SM: Bugs Bunny will guide us to victory die bitches for the emperor(bugs bunny of course)

[waikintsui304]

7:59 our emperor is a straight

well... he aint gay

[Musikkingofthecookie]

The Title is wrong. It should be Spehs Mahreens vs Bolter Bitches. Just saying.

[blingblabo]

females cant fight!

[nowayimdeadlol]

@blingblabo DICK! Thats sexist =___=

[666dimich]

hate dreadnoughts...

[nikolaasyu]

the SoB are hackers! SM had the human's best technology, where are the terminator, and the Sm get one dreadnought while the SoB get like 5 tanks and equal infantry

[Tjmomma2]

Seraphims = HAWT

[KriticalHit2]

WOW ! boys got owned by girls? O.o

[ZanH0]

@KriticalHit2 other way around.

[TheTraveler12]

hahaha.. he made them.. pink.. no wonder they're pissed off..

[killermachine444]

Did I just hear what I thought I heard?

"THE LESBIAN QUAD, READY FOR BATTLE!"

[kennyb0y1597]

STRONG TILL THE END BROTHER

uhhhhhhhhh thats all i can remember havent played in a while

[Timx4]

Well they should make porn out of sisters battle

[ihatefurrys]

@Timx4 No.

[elitenoobs50]

did anyone else see buggs bunny on the blue flag

[Jsay18]

I love how the SoB's name is Missionary_Position.

[Basilisk135]

I swear, I heard someone say breakfast around 0:42...

[gameslayerful]

facts

1. One of the space marine guys was on fire for like a minute WTF!!

2Are sister of battle wives of the Space Marines?

3.Crazy sisters of battle wives with chainsaws to kill their cheating husband

4.Spacemarine raped the sisters of battle...... LITERALY..........ROLF

[Serjilion]

Is that all? And the ending?

[E6mperor]

Space marine: direct us to the enemy.

Space marine: they're in front of you!!!!

Space Marine: ...

[TheNewsRocket]

Lol the map is a fallen titan

[Honeysmile13]

too bad slaanesh wasn't there he would've cooled things off ^_^

[supermaksas]

Space marines own,i survived about fifty waves of Orks with just a four man squad of Space Marines(with MG and Flamethrower).

[TheBronze3ye]

@supermaksas 1 ork in each wave :)

[Jipposan]

I must say I am kinda distrubed of the pink Sisters of Battle ._.

Kinda makes me wonder if they have turned to the Slaanesh's side.... :P

[MortyrMyst]

Space Marines vs Sisters of Battle... they should make some little space marines, not fight themselves. :]

[spartan1879]

7:32 HILARIOUS!!!

[scottstube247]

Brillant video, lots of constant hetic action just what the game is like! Good footage makes this one of the better DOW add on videos - good job.

[Gjkl345]

Just like a woman. To start shooting fire beams at men.

[DarthAzmul]

Of course if they were a real sorority the fraternity of the space marines would be going on panty raids and grabbing sob asses.

[3forte]

It's obvious the Adeptus Sororitas found out that those space marines are just Soul Drinkers in disguise. Chaos can't fool the Emperor's most zealous defenders!

[UpsForgotMyUsername]

sister of battle: honey what hapened to all the beer?

space marines: oh yeah me and my drunk friends ated it ^^"

sister of battle: on MY house?

space marine: well ... yeah...

whore of battle: ATACK MY SISTERX!!

SPESSS MEHRENE: FUCK U MAGOT WHORES WE WONT LET OUR MANLY EMPERIOM BE TAKEN OVER BY WIMEN!! ENERHEM SSEPS ATACKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111­1111111111111ONE1111111!

[MrRobocop12]

chick marine vs man marine

[TubeTAG]

Space Marine: Kill the heretics!

Sisters of Battle: Heresey! You're the heretics!

SM: Speak not your vile Heresies, Witches!

SoB: You would insult us, you heretics!?

SM: Heretics!

SoB: Heretics!

[AlexB4455]

@TubeTAG I still say

SM: Speaking of Heresy why are you not in the Kitchen

[ThicknSwift]

@TubeTAG Those two should get a room.

[100tonlifter]

So if the Space Marines are fighting for the emperor...and the Sisters of Battle are fighting for the emperor...and they're both killing eachother? I think a simple phone call would clear a lot of this up.

[TheJarric]

@100tonlifter when does women listen logic ?

[Solarrunner]

why the f are the Sisters pink, totally not their color...

[cooltoshaftw]

@Solarrunner Another Order of Adepta Sororitas. They have different Orders as Space Marines have different Chapters.

[TheJonvonn]

Ultramarine's getting their butts kicked by owmen lol :P

[TANSKBD]

And I find it kind of funny,

I find it kind of sad,

That Space Marines can hit transports

With nothing but hammers and bare hands.

[kakker69]

are they naked at 8:20 ?

[Emrod82]

@kakker69 Yeah....they are the Repentia squad....its like a punitive squad of the Sister of battle who have made sins toward the Emperor. The only wait they can repent, its to be send to a certain death half naked with a double chainsword and enough drugs to endure the pain....and yeah.......you better kill them before they come at you :P

[commander7890]

7:35

Battle Sister: We are the sisters repentia!

Space Marine army: BACK TO THE KITCHEN WITH YOU!!!

*SoB blown to bits*

[mrugi1994]

6:31 nice the mountain defence :)

[PrototypeClex]

I just so want to thank you for not putting some awful "epic" song over the action here. Too bad that you got a little camera-crazy at the very end so I couldn't see what was happening until the explosions ended with the "Success" line.

I really thought the Sisters had won this one, until the last act. Just goes to show how quickly the tide turns in this game. I could never get the hang of it!

[Thassarian09]

-Both commanders watch as their forces both praise the emperor in battle...-

Commanders: Wait, no, somethings not right...

[daxy961]

You wanted to say space marines fuck sisters of battle XDDD

[AgentSapphire]

This guy obviously doesn't know how to use his Sisters. You get a Canoness and a Confessor then put them in two repentia squads. Field them in front along with two penetence engines if you can with heavy bolter fire and a couple immolators with multimeltas behind them. MAYBE a celestian squad depending on how tank heavy the opponent is.

[3picpurpl3]

wait.. why arnt the sisters in the kichen?

[darcia3000]

6:55 lol at the banner

[Zolijoker9]

epic starcraft wictory music:D

[kopaoka1000000]

pause at 1:25 ... look at the back of the sisters of battles back...looks like scouts logo...not the space marine scouts but normal scouts...

[MyLordPariah]

@kopaoka1000000 It's a fleur de lys.... LOL it appears on 1000s of banners

[kollerss]

when i saw that dreagnaut i knew who is gana win already

[precisi0n86]

The sisters of battle do not interface with the power armour as efficiently as their space marine brothers, but I bet they interface with the kitchen much better.

[ShortRoundMcFly72]

He painted his army pink. Sexist

[hunterfly70]

I like how the sisters stole all the weapons from the space marines...

[bigfro92]

shouldn't those women be in the kitchen?

[Darky931]

Faith is our shield!!!!What is yours?Kitchen Knife?

[Ludvik300]

The only reason that oher factions were made in this game is so that space marines had something to kill

[Playelf]

What moron was playing the space marines? Asides from being zerged by the SoB's they also don't seem to be meleeing the SoB heavy weapons where space marines do VASTLY more damage than they do in shooting and SoB's do squat...

[BlaxicanX]

Starcraft victory music at the end of a Warhammer vid. xD

[Russiansnow]

did anyone notice that on the flag on top of the rhino there seems to be the playboy bunny. i don't own this game so i have no idea if thats an option, but it's a nice touch.

[xxnarutardx]

FORCE COMMANDER 1 MAN ARMY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[LordBifford]

The Sisters of Battle in the game are such bitches. They condemn people of heresy and corruption simply for refusing to submit to them.

[strider4231]

Space Marines: Drop the guns and go back to the kitchen !!!

Sisters of Battles: No, Die !!!!

[DrifterXYX]

Sisters of Battle: "WASH DISHES!"

Space Marines: "NO!!!"

[yttihp11]

purify the scum! in sord and fire!

[Undeazgul]

space marines all the way, kill them pink bitches!!

[Arkaeya]

Dude, 40kig, you should make more of these vids. Your the only person who has good replays with good stories.

[theleoita90]

but.. but.. space marine should collaborate with imperial guard and sisters.. why they fught togheter? what do the emporor think about that?

[pascoett]

Hello Kitty versus Jump Suit Janitors

[krukk88]

But... why pink...? :'(

[wolfofgoldxx]

was that the play boy bunny symble for the SoB

[Kemonokami]

Wait-- Did I just see a Bugs Bunny Space Marine banner?!

[loltizzle]

This world is claimed by chaos! WE SHALL DEVOUR THIS PLANET, BLOOD FOR THE BLLOOD GOD rejoice my brothers and sisters, your slavery to the false emporer ends, today

[JimProfitCat]

For those wondering how people on both sides can shout for the emperor and still fight...

They're both a radical political ideology and religious doctrine. Couldn't you see Catholics and Mormons waging war if they could get away with it?

Better yet, look at the fact I got banned from RevLeft despite how I am an administer of a communist group myself. But they argued I argued I was a fascist in red clothing. Meanwhile look who got banned. What is a man? Just a miserable of secrets!

[OIOKiteOIO]

8:58 Pause

Marine : Shit...i wanted to do a Headshot

Sister : phew...close...

Marine : oh, goddamn it...*shoot*

Sister : AA-- !!

[viliboy]

dawn of war 2 soundtrack epicness at the beginning

[TheGRranger]

no the real army of the imperium is the imperial guard cause they dont call anyone heretics and fight the armies of the imperium etc and they tried to make peace with the space marines well didnt happen o yea

[commander7890]

@TheGRranger On Kronus the Space Marines wanted to take command but the imperial guard wouldn't have none of that :P so they fought each other to a bloody end x3

[Grayfox354]

LOL at 3:30! The force commander totally just bitchslaps the one sister across the galaxy.

[Ziplilstim]

So the space marines made a boo boo---with all this bloodshed and evrybody fighting evrybody else, there will be nothing left of the impirium,galaxy or anything else very shortly! The answer my friend is blowin' in the wind.

(My name is Ozymandias, king of kings-look upon my works ye mighty-and dispair! round the collosal wreck nothing beside remains-and the lone and level sands stretch far away.) R.Kipling-slightly paraphrased.

[sniper321w]

wait wtf at like 0:36 i hear "FALCOLN PUNCH!"

[hakeador4000]

@sniper321w lol, true

[CrackaStoleMyBoat]

space jesus

[CrackaStoleMyBoat]

all will lose unless they stop using drugs and find jesus christ

[Gormaoul]

@CrackaStoleMyBoat jesus can blow my fat dick, he's a gay sissy faggot

[shhhrui]

i hate both space marines and sister of battle. all they're doing is yelling about thieir damn emperor all the time.

[forgottenodyssey]

@shhhrui Yep, exactly. The Tau and thus the Greater Good will prevail over their false puppet emperor every time. ;)

Though I do have to admit, enjoy playing as the Sisters, and sometimes the Space Marines, from time to time.

[shhhrui]

@forgottenodyssey Tau is the best. FOR DA GREATER GOOD!

[illidanwashere772]

@shhhrui yeah tau is the best , drone harbinger drone army could turn the tide of battle easily.

[legodude6912]

those bitches dont get anything do they? how the hell do they think they can kill 1000 astartes??????????

[irocladdreadnought]

space marines should win

[legodude6912]

@irocladdreadnought they didnt cause the player is controlling sis of battle

[CrackaStoleMyBoat]

@irocladdreadnought no fuck them they're all juicing.

winners don't use drugs

[vulkan2345]

graphics aren't as good as the origanal

[Renegadeairsoft]

its like a married couples dispute on a epic level

[MultiDeathKeeper]

Sisters of battle commander on her new wheelchair:

''What do you think about it?''

''Its just a bunch of Witchcraft, heresy and rotation!''

[noypirulez]

@Renegadeairsoft ROFLMAO i second that comment.... That is a win

[Europepowerrangers]

@noypirulez i third it.

[mirlin235]

@Renegadeairsoft With guns, swords and a few other weapons of MASS DESTRUCTION

[makemap]

@Renegadeairsoft I don't get it... one side is male and the other is female. Is cloning the new way to breed or there sex slaves for breeding. (I certainly don't want to be a sex slave for breeding.).

Space Marines: These SoB are aliens! They must be purge from our land!

SoB: Let purify this land for our Emperor!

[LoveNoteProjects]

@makemap new space marines are made by recruiting thr strongest ppl from recruiting planets (as space marine scouts). but understand y the majority of human males don't want to be marines because to wear the black carapace...your penis must be surgically removed....sisters of battle? none of that...they are war orphans and zealots raised from a very young age to be sisters...only the best get in the adeptas soriratis.

[RX117STARoTOAPRIME]

Whats funny is that they both are genetically engineered perfect humans. They can indeed destroy an army but, if you compare with master chief from Halo who is also genetically engineered but not perfect, and he has perfectly annahiliate the covanent. If you may know, the covenants elites, brutes, and hunters surpasses the level of the space marines and orks so yeah, master chief will be one tough badass if he was put into this game :p.

[MadCowCrazy]

@RX117STARoTOAPRIME

I guess, but the Blood Ravens defeated an entire Hive Fleet consisting of untold billions of Tyranids. Hive fleets consume worlds in less than 100days destroying all life and draining all oxygen, water and other nutrients from the world. They would eat the Flood for breakfast yet were beaten by a group of Blood Raven spacemarines. Id like to see Master Chief take on a Hive Fleet and live. Then again Halo is about being the unkillable rambo dude young kids fantasise about...

[Grunts237]

@MadCowCrazy If you are talking about dawn of war 2 then the main reason the blood ravens won was because the injected a toxin into the nutritional roots of the hive fleet killing it. The master chief could probably do the samthing just it would take longer a lot longer. Also Master chief isnt about being rambo he is more of a taction and Fluff wise he usually has back up. Unless the player is dumb and is only focused on being a jack-ass.

[LegendaryPredalien12]

Space marine: For the Emperor! Sister of battle: For the Emperor! Space marine: Wait you can't yell that were the emporors most elite army! Sister of battle: NO we are! Space marine so were both fighting the for the emperor?!?!? Sister of battle: I suppose so? Space marine: Then why the F*** are we fighting!?!?! Sister of battle: Were fighting because...Wait you have a point. Space marine: Yeah fuck this lets go kill some Orks! Sister of battle: Agreed! Both factions: FOR THE EMPEROR!!!!!!!!!!

[4IRONMAIDEN]

@LegendaryPredalien12

hahahaha nice one man: D

[Mithrondly]

@LegendaryPredalien12 its a battle of the sexes, Space marine ( men ) sisters of battle ( women )

[AgentSapphire]

wait... Why is there starcraft music at the end?

[Galenin]

"Sisters of Battle - Missionary Position" ... reads kinda weird ... ^^

[LaidBakGamer]

@Galenin i wouldnt mind putting one of those sisters in the missionary position... if you catch my drift hehehe

[mrpotato909]

5:30 biatch got pwned

[dakillasb]

the sisters of battle are sexist no wonder they dont like the space marines

[urbanmech]

all awesome, but... dont put starcraft music in warhammer game... that an offense, seriously XD!

[TheShaggedelic]

pink is so girly lol!

[arkangel955]

it's hilarious how they are slaughtering the space marines until they get a...gimme a sec...can't think of the names....i'll call the mechs.

[murcury51423]

lol space marines don't chase girls shouting "DDIIEE!!!" thats not how u get em

[timoxomit]

go space marines!

[christivie12]

I wouldnt have killed sisters of battle... FIRST I WOULD HAVE DISARMED THEM TORUTRE THEM and then i think i would rape them

[reaverrist]

@christivie12 O.e

[prowelfare]

sob seem to be seriously overpowered?

[madiskkk]

@prowelfare

SoB is a mediocre race until you get to tier 3, provided you can stay alive that long. Once SoB gets all the faith upgrades they're very hard to defeat if you're going against a skilled player.

[feralpedobear]

guess that's what happens when sister and marines bitch at each other about ho's the emperors favorite soldiers

[agarside1000]

FOR THE EMPEROR!!! THE SPACE MARINES KNOW ONLY VICTORY!! sweet vid.

[barcod11]

@agarside1000 herasy,you shall be sent to the holy flame for your treturios ways:(

[agarside1000]

@barcod11 but im an Ultramarine, i have friends!

[barcod11]

@agarside1000 who needs friends when you have a flame thrower

[agarside1000]

@barcod11 who needs a flamethrower when i have a Landraider?

[barcod11]

@agarside1000 who needs a landraider when you have a Penitent Engine

[agarside1000]

@barcod11 landraider beats penitent engine

[barcod11]

@agarside1000 living saint beats landraider by a long shot

[agarside1000]

@barcod11 wait, WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ARGUEING!! YOU JUST WATCHED YOUR FUCKING FORCES GET PWNED BY MY FAVORITE CHAPTER!! HOW CAN YOU DENY THAT IM GONNA WIN?!!?!?!?

[barcod11]

@agarside1000 well it took you a while to figure it out,but yes you win,now just out of qeustion witch do you think is better over lord or dead rising because me and a friend are having a fight over it.P.S. i expected you to say a titian

[agarside1000]

@barcod11 well i believe that Dead Rising is better. and P.S. Titans serve the Adeptus Mechanicus, not the Adeptus Astartes. They are their own army really, the Adeptus Titanicus.

[sonicoaster0917]

ya u know the sisters are friends wit space marines huh do ya?

lol

[Erreul]

Sisters Of Battle are to zealious and fanaticle for their own good, I'm waiting for the marines to punch them in there open mouth and the gaurd to stick a baynet right through the back of their neck

[YseraAzoozz]

Dont they both fight for the empreror? I always thought they were a team....

[johncena271]

space marines would own the lesbians-sisters of battle....

[Apsco60]

@johncena271 Nice comment ;)!

[westcoastzilla]

nuns with guns lol

[TheSimarn]

yeah sure, go nuts inquisition, try and piss of 1000 space marines who are outside all Imperium law and jurisdiction lol see how that goes for you :)

[username12120]

@TheSimarn Two words, Celestial Lions, one marine chapter who put the shits up the Inquisition and were then subsequently massacred by suspiciously accurate ORK sniper fire, all their field Apothacry's dead and their forces depleted to the very brink of extinction.

They're now the Inquisitions bitch, nice little lap dogs on a very short leash.

Though, that is some very old fluff, I think from second ed. 40k.

[SinnerBeta]

@TheSimarn Barely 1000 SMs vs Inquisition which = all three Ordos, Grey Knights, SoBs, IG and other SMs like the fabled Inquisition lapdogs the Crimson Fists ? Ahaha oh wow, yeah Blood Ravens try them.

Only very large and respected Chapters like Space Wolves can flip the Inquisition and get away with it, and that's only as long as the other chapters don't question their loyalty to the Emperor and would help them in case of a civil war. Blood Ravens, especially post DoW2 would be simply purged.

[spacemarine61231]

@TheSimarn just to let you know not all chapters are 1000 marines strong i think 2 chapters would tell you otherwise... the black templars for one who are basicly spacemarines of the imperial fists and other chapters who want to fight 24/7 and the spacewolves have13 companies that totals out to about 1200 full marines and at least 50 scouts(1 compane\y has about 100 marines while a scout company varies.

[brendantmcguire]

@spacemarine61231 I've read that because the space wolves never really stopped being a legion they still have about six thousand marines, can't rememeber the source

[gray1shark]

@TheSimarn except that an inquisitor is the living embodiment of the emperors will, and thus has the power to call upon and command any imperial force, including space marine chapters.

[sewagedweller]

@TheSimarn ja , especially according to the lore five marines could take down an army

[MadCowCrazy]

@TheSimarn

Actually the Inquisition is above the SM in jurisdiction. It so happens the Ecclesiarchy has close ties to the Ordo Hereticus as their common goal is the eradication of Heretics. An Inquisitor could declare the leading branch of an SM chapter as heretics and blasphemers allowing the Ecclesiarchy to begin a War of Faith against them. He could also call upon other SM chapters to aid in the fight as well as the IG. All in all the Ordos could easily kick some SM arse :D

[TheBlasphemousOne]

@TheSimarn nah i'd like to see the sisters try to stop the necrons.

[Heiliger666]

@TheSimarn

Space Marines are NOT outside the reach of Inquisition.

[SindielxEternal]

@TheSimarn Actually the Inquisition has much higher authority then the Astartes they can easily call for many forces to fight with them, so the Astartes wouldn't stand a chance against the amount of forces the Inquisition can muster.

[TheFingerbuns]

@SindielxEternal

Plus, they could just exterminatus the planet if they dont want to fight.

[SindielxEternal]

@TheFingerbuns Precisely, Inquisition is the highest authority in the Empire, it is a representative of the Inquisition that currently rules in the emperor's stead.

[PaladinWilliam]

@SindielxEternal Actually the High Lords of Terra rule in the Emperor's stead. The Astartes are outside of the normal chain of command. They only answer to themselves. However, the Inquisition does have its own Space Marines, the Grey Knights.

[Vischopo]

@PaladinWilliam and the deathwatch

[MeDiaTrUck]

Sis of battle ar hot man... Yes or yes.

[KingLazerman]

SPESS MAHREENS!!!!

[DarkCyrusProducts]

although the sisters are women i don't think the space marines give a care

[theguywhoannoysme]

@DarkCyrusProducts Well, apparently they ARE built not to find a difference between heretic men and heretic women. In fact, they supposedly are modified to not even feel attraction to any female of any species.

[DarkCyrusProducts]

I feel that the emperor is ashamed that is own troops are fighting each other for the sake of who gets the right to lead the emperor's troops...

[XultimateCakeX]

@DarkCyrusProducts it's not rly his/her fault cause even tho IG and SM works together sumtimes, sisters of battle think that they're heretics and traitors

[kukujos]

i just dont get that both sides keep shouting for the emperor... Why do you keep fighting if we work for the same sides...

Give Love... :D haha

[oljoe]

@kukujos

the sisters... well they seem to want to kill everyone who's not one of them...

I think that a few snipers could massacre them though

[spacemarine2121]

@kukujos its because the sisters of battle see heresy everywhere they go including in the space marines and so they kill them

[LwnFalas]

@kukujos there should be a HUGE ASS GANGBANG between SISTERS AND THE SPACE MARINES. I mean Imagine that ! ahhahahah

[hakeador4000]

@LwnFalas omg, you think big!

[LwnFalas]

@hakeador4000 I KNOW RIGHT!?

[illidanwashere772]

@kukujos Both sides think each other are 'heretics , traitors , etc..'

its normal cause inquisition always ordered extermination of suspect 'unfit' armies

to fight for emperor.

[TheFingerbuns]

@kukujos

Maybe they have an unnaturally high mutation rate in the geneseed or something.

[aust7772]

8:50 sisters win

[aust7772]

sisters of battle > space marines