Dating Tape

[TheOtherRedneck]

How does someone that works as a part-time milkman afford 50ish prostitutes?

[phil93abc1]

people call me the milkman :D



[carebear0910]

He should really be an actor. Or go on snl he's awesome

[ygnproductions]

@carebear0910 He used to act in a French-Canadian soap opera, but thats about it.

[elloelloello1100]

'okay i stayed in and masturbated to the fresh prince of bel air remix' hahahahahahaahahaha

[ygnproductions]

@elloelloello1100 *re-runs

[elloelloello1100]

he would make a great actor

[alec4yu]

@elloelloello1100 He is, check out "The League". By far one of my favorite shows on tv.. Premiers on the FX channel. 3rd season just ended.

[ClayJoc]

I buy a lot of expensive cars. Vroom. xD

[OOhayleyroxOO]

fresh prince of bel air lol!

[gamemastershit]

he wrote them HAHAHAH he dont know what to say JON YOU ARE AWSOME

[randar1997]

i jerked in the parking lot of wallmart and i got a girls number... she happend to be a mental doctor

[domesnipe]

@randar1997 LOL makes sense.

[kurtanglerocks555]

be a jerk then ur a chick magnet

[mannnich]

@kurtanglerocks555 tru dat, works for me...

[305aggron]

The entire video, I'm waiting for this guy to not look like a loser. Then, I just lost hope about 5 minutes in.

[ri394]

tchaikovsky FTW. classical music bitches.

[Impling2011]

I used to make dating tapes,until i took an arrow to the knee.

[Binichmoses2]

pretty sure xD

[greer47]

Lol! Befor he says he's a milk man it sounds like he's describing a hookers job :P

[Halpin44]

fucking brilliant!

[ihatefatpeople3000]

0:50, if you got the Benjamin's, ill deliver no questions asked... ahahaha more like the Washington's

[Rana9218]

you are fuckin weird :|



[Piman7]

2:15 dangerous dangerous like a fire in a nursing home

[SORASTRIFE001]

nappa: vegeta,what does the scouter says about his forever alone lvl ?!

vegeta: its over nine thousaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!!!

[0ffp1st3]

he's like Will Ferrell

[SarahMadalynMusic]

I want to marry this man.

[kuchesezik]

Um, Coldplay! I like what they do. I've never really heard what... any of their songs but I... friends of mine, they uh, they're big fans so I, if I, I mean not really friends, I mean I don't, that, no one's really told me about, I read about them, I don't know anything about them, I heard their name on the street. - LMAO SO TRUE!!!!!

[missofficer22]

Omg I wanna date with this guy... I love guys that masturbate to Fresh Prince of Bel Air reruns....

[birnasteingr]

i dont wanna brag but lets just say that i have had sex with over 50 womens HAHAHAHA

[Valsydalv]

Dr.Drake created the group Eminems !!! wtf ? that killed me hahahahah

[killerzebra75]

Racist gardening?

[VeronicaaaWhatt]

704 people dont know good humor.

[gurkenhamster]

jumping off of a... mountains.

[ShaKieran06]

Honestly read his name as Mr. Derp lol

[resto889]

masturbating to fresh prince of bel air. LOLLLLLL

[77fili77]

im sure my sister would love this. i'll just sign her up right now...

[ExtremeoutdoorsmanTX]

I'd like to schedule an appointment

[TheAlex1918]

703 people cant get a date............

[LURETUBE]

dick.. cunt.. turtle, throat, hairy bum from a gorilla. Eat an apple, fuck an apple. funny boi. Cim... whoops i mean cum. FUCK IM SO WASTED.

[redkorp12]

whats the songs name?

[wcwascottcolby]

I love u



[MrGreenKnuckles]

Woah slice me off a piece of THAT, what a catch!

[madigan08]

He reminds me of Ron Burgundy in this

[SpedHD]

this shows u dont need thousands to be a partner... this guy has 240p, no special affects or anything, and he has some of the best shit on youtube

[6turmovak]

My heart goes to all of these actual dudes

[MichaelH3948]

:O I also masturbate to the Fresh Prince.

...there's something about Geoffrey in a tight suit.

[ImYourCollins]

At 1:51 you look like Ashton Kutcher.

[nhlpens]

Matthew, as in Matthew Settle?

[SOCKmasterdude]

lol,jk,jk!

[TheB00Mh3adsh0t]

I like coldplay! :D

[SOCKmasterdude]

@TheB00Mh3adsh0t UR STUPID,EMINEM IS NOT A BAND!

[TheAtvvin]

L.O.L. eminems,  i like eminems. that band was actually discovered by dr.Dre xD

[domesnipe]

@TheAtvvin LOL Ik that is hilarious.

[viktorgoa]

hoodie and the blowfish :DDD

[MrPtrlix]

what's the song?

[IncidentalTShirt]

So who should we contact? Cause i'm sure plenty are interested.

[McCompletelyBananas]

i'm not realy at liberty to give all the details, but lets just say that people pay me good money to move their merchandise around. you've got the benjamins, i deliver, no questions asked, people call me the milkmAn. I'm a milkman, i deliver milk.

I have stocks at the stock market, i do a lot of wall street and i buy cars, i buy expensiive caRRs, vroom!!!!!

[McCompletelyBananas]

i'm not realy at liberty to give all the details, but lets just say that people pay me good money to move their merchandise around. you've got the benjamins, i deliver, no questions asked, people call me the milkmAn. I'm a milkman, i deliver milk.

[Gone2Skate]

lmfao, he would be the biggest turn off for girls

[LowerTheCorrupt]

so keen to get my ins with this skuxx

[ViciousLatina]

I just found that crazy cat lady eharmony video bio soulmate.

[sssoooccceeerrr7]

thumbs up if your watching this in 2011

[Bigballa2170]

this guy looks like stifler LOL

[ironmaiden0510]

zZzZZZZZzzzzzzz

[fastlno]

i don't believe him

[Blackdudu]

Bebeye.com Free Dating Community seems to be a real rival of Plenty Of Fish?Actually, POF is no longer as free as it used to be, so i think Bebeye might be better in that regard since it remains 100% free (bebeye.com)

[triflind]

simply boring

[TheLuka3000]

i like beat....s

[georgetaylor100]

2.31- im active in the stalk market was that lol

[themrcoolguy2498]

I would like to book an apointment

[calidanupta]

he also looks a little bit like james blunt

[todd8333]

My penis is bruised from masterbating over large woman with big fat asses.

[maurikoira07]

Anything that isn't gay? -Coldplay. hmm...

[maurikoira07]

He shoots, he scores.

[dinodragster]

Reminds me a lot of Steve Carrell in the Office

[angel07p94]

he is so ingeniously funny...and he can act too

[ohmygoditsyomamma]

hey there, hi there, ho there partner!

[WiTcHDaMnEd]

I wanna date with him!!! Chose me Matt!I'm from Sicily!

[DorianYT]

Matthew Desp = MC Vagina. Like Clark Kent = Superman.

[Az480dgaf]

you dont have to lie to kick it

[acfl3m3d]

i think this guy kinda looks like Sean William Scott (Stifler)

[ferovader419]

I like beat.S LOL it cracked me up

[JCragan]

lmfao - fantasia music!!!!

[13orfeas]

he likes dangerous things like a fire in a nursing home

[Shaun56beast]

m&m's that band was actually discovered by Dr. Dre the rapper. LOLZ

[pillowtalkwithpenny]

Some funny stuff LOL

[jching29]

I want a milk man...they've all disappeared since the grocery stores came around ;n;

[MauiWowie00hi]

I like dangerous things like jumping off of a montains

[JerryTheSpartan]

Yeah Taco!

[KISSARMY321]

Thumbs up if you would or wouldnt date Mr. Desp.

[MrKickyournuts]

@KISSARMY321 thumbs up whore.

[killerzebra75]

@MrKickyournuts funnyjunk brother?

[koekjebaf]

put 'em up if love the danger

[TheSilverwolf19]

its called acting people

[vanad1umbro]

@TheSilverwolf19 Who's complaining?

[TheSilverwolf19]

@vanad1umbro i dont remember...

[Fbhacker1998]

okay they were all prostitutes... but im pretty sure, that one had a thing for me... im pretty sure...

[harmhele]

omfg while watching this i just jizzed in my pants.

[booting2]

at 5:07 he was about to say "I dont have friends"

[TheGrimeskeeper]

Jon lajoie u rule!!

[connorlumsden1]

he shoots he scores

[Valswife]

Ja ill date him

[Sweat404]

I like beat..S..

[stronghold79]

Vroom.

[misticbunnyass]

Alright they were all prostitutes...

[cannibalconnor]

You pooorrr bastard.....

WHY AM I EXACTLY LIKE YOU FUUUUUUU

[xXFLaWxLesSXx]

694 people actually know something about Coldplay.

[Biohazard1999]

@TheUsernameomg that's all you can do? Fuck you're a pathetic piece of shit.

[KewlSox]

I want to go on a date with him.

[Biohazard1999]

@TheUsernameomg 8 year olds...where did you get that number mr douchebag?

[HandreyAlex]

"anything that isn't gay?"

"uuh.. umm.. COLDPLAY"

i lol'ed xD

[Biohazard1999]

@TheUsernameomg you really don't give a shit that you're a lame ass unoriginal douchebag?

[lalaloso1]

Uh, Eminems, eminems. Uh that band was actually discovered by.. Dr. Dre.

[Biohazard1999]

@TheUsernameomg do you realize how fucking old this joke got :/

[theinfocrew]

he neeeds rapist glasses

[delivermypain]

@theinfocrew I think he needs to stop giving a fuck! :D

[narel4631]

Vroom



[steb0987]

People pay me good money to move their stuff around. You got the Benjamins i'll move your stuff no questions asked... They call me the Milkmaaan........ I'm a milkman. Part-time.

[ChrisyJ1]

@j4mes570 really? Do you hang out with them or you just kinda know them through friends?

[TheInsantity]

I masturbate to fresh prince of bel air re-runs as well!! :D

[ChrisyJ1]

Poor Mr. Desp..... Feel sorry for him.. I wonder if the world is really filled with guys like this?

[j4mes570]

@ChrisyJ1 mos def

[j4mes570]

@ChrisyJ1 i kno like 20 of them



[blvalverde]

@ChrisyJ1

fer sure, my lady.

[daduska2]

I wil date with Jon!!!!! :-DDDD

[ashleysweet530]

im very interested hes my type

[conorsmitheire]

i remember when this vid had just over 500 thousand views in 2009

[gurkenhamster]

he's so honest. why doesn't he just keep lying?

[C1bErSh0T]

i would love to take him on a date ;)

[The4EverMetal]

@Anifreak561 *whistle* damn... Impressive.

[TheBeachbum104]

Im todally down with going on a date with the MILKMAN!!(: HOTTIE... <3

[MsXxhorseloverxX]

people call me the milkmaaynn!!

[aaaaa2323232323]

i LOVE eminems

[theinfocrew]

I PICKED UP LOTS A GIRLS LIKE THIS ...............AND THEY WERE PROSTITUES

[HardVanRock]

Mr Desp, huh? I think that's short for Mr Desperate.

[conorsmitheire]

@HardVanRock yeah i think maybe your right. ive seen this video many times but never copped on to that!

[Anifreak561]

@HardVanRock Wow, never noticed that.

[LoggyWD]

@HardVanRock despair is the word

[Supermassivebangbang]

The flute at the start sounds like the tune of one of the routes off the first Pokemon games

[ModernZeuhl]

@Supermassivebangbang Pokemon ? Classical music does not ring you a bell, I guess.

[Supermassivebangbang]

@ModernZeuhl No there's a song on pokemon that sounds pretty much like that. Uses pretty much the same intervals and rhythm

[ModernZeuhl]

@Supermassivebangbang Oh. I need to find it ^^ Which game ?

[Supermassivebangbang]

@ModernZeuhl idk... can't remember...

[mastaflow24]

I would date him

[BigThier96]

eminems

[MrSmvikings51]

i like to jump off mountains

[greenchibi]

I'm interested, I'm TOTALLY interested. Hook me up with the MILK MAN!

[MsElenaROCK]

i'd date you :3 

[PFloydTime]

people call me the milkman

[Chaosbiatch]

He really needs the rapist glasses just to be a bad boy!

[winnmans]

he shoots, he scores AHHAHAHAHASHAHAHHAHA

[DEIMOSLOL]

this is reminding me of some dating vid on newgrounds with a pedophile...fuck I forget what its called

[sebastianduquexxx]

hahahahaha anything that isn´t gay? COLDPLAY!

hahahahahahahahaha

[Anifreak561]

Yo I'm MC Danger out to get laid tonight.

But only after I finish this fucking fight.

Some thugs tried to steal five thousand in cash.

So I smacked them good and turned the fuckers into ash.

Alright the truth is out, I'm just MC Milkman.

Carrying out my job inside my trusty milk van.

I'm saving up some cash for my 51st hoe.

Cuz I'm just your everyday masturbating average joe.

[fallinginreverse10]

@Anifreak561 i..........love u

[coreyshark15]

@Anifreak561 dude thats amazing

[kfsfkakf]

Do Milkman's even exist anymore

[damschu23]

how can a milk man earn enough money to pay 50 prostitutes?

[TunTavernPhili]

ok i stayed in and masturbated to fresh prince of belair rerunds

[XSebbyMcMuffinX]

WHAT A NICE BOY!

[linkchief13]

he shoots he scores.

[Nacatl1995]

Anything that isn't gay?? xDDDD

[stephnoe]

MILKMAN.

or is it?

[RastaMonkeyXD]

people pay me good money to move their merchandise

people call me the milkman

yup erhh im a milkman

i deliver milk

[NasnasFilms]

He should try the rapist glasses!