lol shut up yuki... you just want to sleep with a "suprieme shogun." husband not good enough huh?
nah im jokin lol if i were him.... "ok be there in about 4 seconds." "where you at?" "america" "how are you goin to get here?" "shogun exucutioner." "oooooohhhhhhh" "damn thats sexy" "i know." *ping* "what was that?" "havin a personal problem. dont worry about it its not serious."
This game is awersome. it has a great cast, an increadble history and, it top of that, all the 3 factions are just amazing. personally, my favourittes are the soviets. their lack in mobility, and air protection are well compensed with the most powerfull ground units of the game. SOVIETS RULLES!!!!
So ya think Asians have small dicks, well U know what don't be so fuckin proud just because ya guys go and rape or get our asian chicks. We got whites chicks U ass. Come to Asia and say that again. See what happens when you say stuff like that in asia. Bet the shit out of you, Go get ya own chicks, ya fuckin rapists. What ya what to repeat what happen in Vietnam. U no different to these fuckin Nazis in world war 2 and these Right-wings in the military of Japan back in Paific war.
To scottsommers07 are you one of these people who thinks China are bad country well, go to China and look around you, don't get just believe what media say about China and Asia. Propoganda turns people away from the TRUTH. Yes and to that China is Victim to Government Propoganda, I angry that countries no matter where they are. They say full of shit Fuckin hate Propoganda. Hatred brings more hatred. Sorry scottsommers07 I didn't mean to swear at ya. Asian males not all have small cocks.
@YellowSmileyIsAngry I really suggest you take your political oppinions elsewhere than here, and either start shouting your "Obama is a spy" theory into the toilet, or, if it were just a rouse to play smart...then you failed freaking epicly...
@GoldsteinsBook I am not trying to freak out, but I just draw a very tight line.
But, yes, I agree I overreacted a great deal; I am just so sick of Obama jokes that I begin to see them more as insults than jokes, so, all in all, I am sorry.
@YellowSmileyIsAngry I don't think the Kenyans quite have that technology yet, no, if he is anything he is a "Manchurian candidate" style brainwash case.
@zear0n Amen to that; also, I understand the emperor's reaction; it is like seeing his lifeswork being torn from him, but, at least, he recovers quickly.
Also, the Empire has a point: Changing timelines can be more than just fatal for yourself, but also everyone around you.
At 1:33 they should have shown a bluescreen.
Mehrwegpfandflasche 2 days ago
2:15 transcribed "Drug to full authority"
5 minutes later, Tatsu gets stoned.
ChaosDemon2 1 week ago
天皇陛下万歳!
zbruch1229 1 week ago
Wow. Mr. Sulu's looking good after all these years!
BloodyBay 2 weeks ago
1:49 swimsuits and analyze together?
Destinyawe 1 month ago
they would be royally screwed if Yuri from RA2 came back who agrees with me
DeepSleepX 1 month ago
4:40 is that guy at a concert???
BioMetalical 2 months ago
What happened to USA prezident? He was like a robot or what??
kuboss007 6 months ago
Hahaha..... I would also be shocked if I hear something like that...... just like that
emperor.
929388 6 months ago
Im only watching it now for the transcribe audio. Had me in stitches! xD
greyhoundpaul 7 months ago
I bestow to you the honored title of... "citrine showgroup"
Stupid Transcribe Audio.
TheSonOfDumb 7 months ago
Last video kicks ass, just like the Empire!
DanielVonPalota 7 months ago
YEAH I won the battle because of my big tities.... wait what??
dualdragon11 7 months ago 2
It takes one uber samurai robot to plant a flag :)
dagashi84 8 months ago
"Please...do not let the Empire fall..."
"Yes, father."
*stabs the Emperor in the chest*
TANSKBD 8 months ago 3
It's funny that Peter Stormhage is in this game. :3
LTWpwn 8 months ago
fuck the rising sun!
theironcross100 8 months ago
4:50 best part xD
infernal6969 9 months ago
lol the Transcribe audio beta is just hilarious. "Master Bushido" is really "Must up which door"
Ag0rak 9 months ago
even empire of the rising sun is powerful. .
the power of yuri overwhelms them all XD
recyclomaster 10 months ago
0:44 Transcribe audio says the empire hotel right
lmao xD
TheRealFinnishFish 10 months ago
Wai.... the president was a spy?
Pearlshire19 10 months ago
I miss Oxanna Kristos
McGruff5150 11 months ago
Aren't the waves a little small for the north shore?
McGruff5150 11 months ago
I just love the delivery of these lines :D .. " I haaave invented a TIME machineee"
...
"so the empire wouldn't have existed"
"NOOoooo"
Loomr 11 months ago
The Empire is the best...love the mechs
Vercetti777 1 year ago
4:27
The transcribe audio says "because of your big titties" XD
SonsOfBansky 1 year ago 35
@SonsOfBansky
lol best feature on yt
ROFLSoup 1 year ago
@SonsOfBansky I died laughing :)
AAV47 2 months ago
red alert 3 was meant to be comical and a joke. Dunno why people are complaining why it was such a bad game.
The acting was great, the story was ridicolously fun, and I get eye candy. What's not to like?
paydafee 1 year ago
@paydafee The complaints are:
Chinese/Korean: Known to hate the Japanese in their very bones.
Muslims: Women should not let others see their cleavage unless the man is her husband.
Gays & women: Obvious reasons no need for explanations
SpartanKratos001 5 months ago
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haha i juz realised that kelly hu is yuki
cobracorvett 1 year ago
haha i juz realized that yuki is kelly hu
cobracorvett 1 year ago
lol shut up yuki... you just want to sleep with a "suprieme shogun." husband not good enough huh?
nah im jokin lol if i were him.... "ok be there in about 4 seconds." "where you at?" "america" "how are you goin to get here?" "shogun exucutioner." "oooooohhhhhhh" "damn thats sexy" "i know." *ping* "what was that?" "havin a personal problem. dont worry about it its not serious."
reapordeath 1 year ago
Oh EA, This was the last *Good* CNC Thank you for filling it with very attractive women.
hawkwreak 1 year ago
in the allie ending, the commander got offered chicks, in the soviet ending, the commander got offered with a drink...
i was hoping the rising sun ending to offer 30 geishas
72dew 1 year ago 2
This game is awersome. it has a great cast, an increadble history and, it top of that, all the 3 factions are just amazing. personally, my favourittes are the soviets. their lack in mobility, and air protection are well compensed with the most powerfull ground units of the game. SOVIETS RULLES!!!!
hipont 1 year ago
@hipont control the ground all you wish. if you control the skies and the oceans, you control the world
Schniedragon88 1 year ago
Like father, like son.
DrTran312 1 year ago
I dont understand...
Why at 2:24 he says: "Do not let empire fall"
And subtitles are: "Indianapolis!"
Lol wut... :)))
lin545 1 year ago
i think that the soviet scientist means that the "Empire of the Rising Sun" the name and their revolution of technology never existed.
But Japan like today was existed
alexander707576 1 year ago
1:16 I'm acting godam it! roar roar I'm veryyyyyyyyyyy angry!!!!
where's my gundam model?
IHATEGAYFAMILYGUY 1 year ago
@IHATEGAYFAMILYGUY
Wouldn't it be Enterprise model? He's the same actor who played Mr. Sulu in the classic Star Trek series. ^_^
TimmyTheNerd 1 year ago
@TimmyTheNerd
he's the man!
IHATEGAYFAMILYGUY 1 year ago
@IHATEGAYFAMILYGUY
Indeed, fantastic actor.
TimmyTheNerd 1 year ago
if the japanese is the most advance nation why does they create a time machine of their own?
solace00assassin 1 year ago
@solace00assassin They wouldn't consider it honourable, and besides they don't know how.
edinscot56789 1 year ago
@solace00assassin they were too busy figuring out why they had the smallest dicks of all races
scottsommers07 1 year ago
@scottsommers07 But I'm pretty sure the Jews were on the allied side.
KiddBlack 1 year ago
So ya think Asians have small dicks, well U know what don't be so fuckin proud just because ya guys go and rape or get our asian chicks. We got whites chicks U ass. Come to Asia and say that again. See what happens when you say stuff like that in asia. Bet the shit out of you, Go get ya own chicks, ya fuckin rapists. What ya what to repeat what happen in Vietnam. U no different to these fuckin Nazis in world war 2 and these Right-wings in the military of Japan back in Paific war.
Entei2000 1 year ago
To scottsommers07 are you one of these people who thinks China are bad country well, go to China and look around you, don't get just believe what media say about China and Asia. Propoganda turns people away from the TRUTH. Yes and to that China is Victim to Government Propoganda, I angry that countries no matter where they are. They say full of shit Fuckin hate Propoganda. Hatred brings more hatred. Sorry scottsommers07 I didn't mean to swear at ya. Asian males not all have small cocks.
Entei2000 1 year ago
@scottsommers07 LOL!!
DrTran312 1 year ago
kelly hu is so freakin hot i love her very much
ps. if anyone knows phineas and ferb series on disney channel kelly hu does the voice of stacey candaces friend
mustafabasharibrahim 1 year ago
Great storyline, unlike C+C4........
Lordofdragonz 1 year ago
Ohhhhhhhh The president literally went haywire XD
edusuntrebor 1 year ago
win
SangheiliSniper11 1 year ago
4:48 Yes, please! xD
TheJonnyCon 1 year ago
they throw away their puppet ruler.
TianAxtell 1 year ago
The truth hurts.
Dommie222 1 year ago
SPY IS PRESIDENT!
TheZeldar155 1 year ago
If the president was a spy...What about..Omg..Omg OBAMA IS A ROBOT SPY!
YellowSmileyIsAngry 1 year ago 57
@YellowSmileyIsAngry
are you drunk?
jchao4m 1 year ago
@YellowSmileyIsAngry
An Iran robot spy maybe???
Mordi227 1 year ago
@YellowSmileyIsAngry I really suggest you take your political oppinions elsewhere than here, and either start shouting your "Obama is a spy" theory into the toilet, or, if it were just a rouse to play smart...then you failed freaking epicly...
Rhanar 1 year ago
@Rhanar Right, because freaking out over a harmless joke makes you look VERY intelligent and dignified. *facepalm*
Seriously, don't you Obama-nuts ever get tired of publicly making jackasses of yourselves?
GoldsteinsBook 1 year ago
@GoldsteinsBook I am not trying to freak out, but I just draw a very tight line.
But, yes, I agree I overreacted a great deal; I am just so sick of Obama jokes that I begin to see them more as insults than jokes, so, all in all, I am sorry.
Rhanar 1 year ago 2
Empire of the Rising Kenya?
Mandragara 1 year ago
@YellowSmileyIsAngry The empire doesnt exist, who is he spying for?
Hawkeye16000 1 year ago
@YellowSmileyIsAngry
More lightly than alot of other theories Ive heard.
plainlake 11 months ago
@YellowSmileyIsAngry I don't think the Kenyans quite have that technology yet, no, if he is anything he is a "Manchurian candidate" style brainwash case.
mygaffer 4 months ago
OMG, did you see how pi***d the Japanese man got? Why?
Galayman2 2 years ago
He is a staunch believer in the Divine Destiny of Japan. And since he finds out the Soviets "altered it", everything he believed in came undone.
MarianoRyu 1 year ago 2
Blue Screen! Blue Screen! Cut communications!
Stebbiethegreat 2 years ago
ol the blue screen of death. then the android spy was disabled.
Crusnik2000 1 year ago
LOL! I thought that was somewhat serious until the President turned out to be a robot LOL
MrC921 2 years ago 3
The president is a spy lol.
FUCKTHEREST92 2 years ago 4
love how intentionally bad the acting is :D
ThePoomed 2 years ago 2
Its not that bad. Its pretty good in my oppinion.
117Jorn 2 years ago 2
JK Simmons exploding in the first cutscene pretty much made the entire game for me.
mythicaljake 2 years ago
Well.. it is ment to be overacted
scaredghost 2 years ago
if the US president was a Japanese robot, why did Japan even need to attack Los Angeles...?
jerryku 2 years ago
Because they followed the strange ideals of HONOR AND DESTINY AND FATE
=/
Dmasterman 2 years ago
I WANT TO RELAX
aelita12345678910 2 years ago
these actors don't know how to even hold the sword.
501stspartan 2 years ago
What's worse, Gemma Atkinson doesn't know how to be a military adviser. And Tim Curry doesn't know how to be russian!!
It's a video game. These cutscenes are meant to advance the plot and be slightly humourous. Judge the game on the actual gameplay.
mythicaljake 2 years ago 4
That's why they're holding swords.
durge666 2 years ago
SAMURAI!
117Jorn 2 years ago 2
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its not cuted, idiot
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T779298RA1 2 years ago
Empire of the rising sun is the best of them all :D
zear0n 2 years ago 43
how? i think allies with their awesome troops, soviets with their tanks, and japs with their sheer ideas
xWhocaresxX 2 years ago
@zear0n Amen to that; also, I understand the emperor's reaction; it is like seeing his lifeswork being torn from him, but, at least, he recovers quickly.
Also, the Empire has a point: Changing timelines can be more than just fatal for yourself, but also everyone around you.
Rhanar 1 year ago