Kids In The Hall - Bruce's Cry For Help

[donavon]

what's up with scott's belt?

[imcrushingyourhead7]

;c Don't EVER commit suicide in real life Bruce:c

[ethansloan]

Anyone else notice the boom mike?

[shmomo1114]

I SWALLOWED A SHOELACE!

[DasNutellamaedchen]

I just would have said that I was so worried about Kevin that I didn't had the energy to read.

[cheesecake134]

WORLD SIZED JAIL

[Flinklehurst]

Wow that's a pretty long note who would read that even? Well maybe police detectives looking for clues LOL

[cw505]

"cut it to 50 and i'll read it"

[threescoreandten]

The BELT! Oh my gosh, the BELT!

[blacksupra001]

note? its more like a novel LOL

[thequixoticman]

Undoubtedly, one of the greatest sketches about writing ever made. The bit at the end, haggling over the length - recognizable to any writer who's friend has asked them to read something.

[thequixoticman]

Undoubtedly, one of the greatest sketches about writing ever made.

[fourtywpm]

I LOVE how they're making fun of people like that ha ha

[encyclomedia]

Nobody can pull off those pants quite like Scott.

[TP2010]

"Yeah, uh, I thought you were trying to write yourself to death."

haha, the awkward looks are the greatest.

[queenshelley420]

wtf is scott wearing. lol

[whitehorse43]

"Naked; on the back of a Harley, wearing nothing but spurs....." This is how I want to go!

[indielover08]

Look at Scott's belt!

I love how Kevin gets into the bed at the end. :)

[TheNerdyCanuck]

Dave is owning those suspenders. Remember when people actually wore those? Ah, those were the days...

[tangledweb79]

Lucky 1, Bruce 0.

160 page suicide note.

Hilarious.

Don't look at me!!

[TheNerdyCanuck]

...Why did Bruce have his suicide note on the bed behind him?

[anonynomnomnom]

Life imitates art: Mitch Heisman leaves 1,900 page suicide note

[SuperWarking]

I like how throughout the whole sketch everytime Scott opened his mouth it resulted in him getting looks such as "WTF is wrong with you?" Great sketch!

[SuperWarking]

I'm sorry but what the hell was Mark trying to say when he had his dark moment?

[marscentral]

@SuperWarking "He doesn't have to explain this to us. C'mon, don't we all look into the inky abyss of our souls sometimes and don't you find the roar of the loneliness we find there deafening man, just deafening."

[AntinuclearAntibody]

@marscentral i think he says "incubus of our souls"...????

[Sue71]

I really like the way I describe myself as a PRISONER in a world size JAIL! XD

[xtraordinarymachine0]

If by chance I were to attempt a suicide, I hope it ends up like this

[hoopfan187]

My favorite part of the sketch is how Scott is wearing his belt.

[rephillia]

I love how you can hear them paging Dr. David at the beginning of this sketch.

Go Dave, go! Do some referrals!

[ChoochWA]

This actually IS an effective way of getting out of paying the rent.

[lover0of0twilight]

"Marcus? Buddy?"

"Uh....look i just skimmed it for my name..."

ROFL saturday night live sucks this is true comedy

[Maphisto86]

I only now just noticed . . . what the hell is up with Scott's belt!? O_o

[Lotusflowerism]

@Maphisto86

haha just spotted that too.

[nowaxtheory]

I wish suicide was this funny... WAIT IT IS!!! LOL

[MrPmj1979]

@nowaxtheory

Suicide is not funny at all. You ever been suicidal?

[JuniusFaction]

I have been suicidal before and I think this is hilarious.

[jhinferrmashun]

@MrPmj1979 go kill yourself

[MrMarsisdead]

a world size jail....hahahhha

[Maphisto86]

0:45 I love Mark's little dark moment.

[darkb4lightt]

I loved this show! Can anyone remember the skit they did with the guy that was known as..(I'm not sure if this is right) Mr. Unreliable? I think it's Kevin and Dave, and Kevin keeps making all these promises that he never keeps and Dave gets fed up with him...seems like I remember it starting out with them being at work in a grocery store...I'd appreciate it if someome could help me find it.

[Siril27]

@darkb4lightt : It's called "king of empty promises"

[darkb4lightt]

@Siril27 Thank you so much! :)

[sashwap]

@darkb4lightt try searching for "slipped my mind"

[Bonkrr]

@darkb4lightt

I loved that one too. Kevin ends up on a bus to Winnipeg with his girlfriend while Dave is home waiting for him to bring the videos, bottle of scotch, CDs. LOL Classic...................."sl­ipped my mind".............

[zlfirstcut]

@darkb4lightt its the king of empty promises :)

[indielover08]

Keven always sticks his tongue out. It's one of my favorite of the little things he does.

[ngobleus]

"Well, I just skimmed it looking for my name...."

That's what most people would do if I wrote one.

[jbilotta]

Precise, interesting... I couldn't put it down! BAH HA

[sheepthing]

WELL I SWALLOWED A SHOELACE

[indielover08]

lol I love Kevin.

[dantesque17]

It's not a book, Kevin, it's a cry for help!!

[Buzzboy8771]

Does anyone know who wrote this sketch?

[billman2112]

Gee, Bruce maybe...

[coyote7272]

LOL

get out of here!

I miss this show, great stuff

[RobPett975]

If Saturday Night Live could put out sketches like this, people would actually watch that show

[billman2112]

Ironically, the producer of SNL "Lorne Michaels" was the same producer for KITH.

[Katalyzt]

★★★★★

[yellowcougar18]

Brilliantly dark and twisted. Love how these guys have an 'anything is funny' attitude. Good on em.

[Cloudy1127]

i never noticed scott's belt being off b4....i dont know y but its funny

[beardedartisan]

"Look, I just skimmed it looking for my name."

HA!

[selenanoemi]

realized that Scott has the same dress that Bruce? when he sings "These are the Daves I Know"

[ambrookers]

Classic.

[chuckomaticka]

wtf...why is scott's belt below his belt loops? it's not even hooked in.

[bofeity]

cause he's gay? and it was the early 90's?

[kiisfriend]

yay 90's!

*sarcasm*

[coyote7272]

its not a book its a cry for help!

[johnm14]

Who's funeral are they talking about? I don't get it.

[marscentral]

I think they said his name was Lenik(?). Anyway, it doesn't matter, just that he committed suicide and that it got more attention than Bruce's attempt. Like any joke, I've killed it by explaining it.

[johnm14]

oh gee.

I thought it was like some canadian pop culture reference or something haha -_-

[HowDaddyIsDoing]

which season is this one from?

[marscentral]

I'm not 100% sure now, but I think it's season 2.

[HowDaddyIsDoing]

thanks.

[cheesecake134]

Don't you find the roar of the lonliness you find there, defeaning man, just deafening?

[EmoBunny132]

I loved every bit of this sketch. I love kids in the hall! <33 :]]]]

[Aginor27]

anyone have a link the one where he does

"an open letter to the guy who stole my bike's front wheel"

[cheesecake134]

WELL I SWALLOWED A SHOELACE!

[fruitbat1122]

i loooooove dave foley:] but i'm glad people don't dress like that anymore.

[phantomatech]

this is one of the best 5 person sketch. ^_^

[jcdenton7]

Best line was "I thought you were trying to write yourself to death"

[HappyModder87]

"Now all of you leave, except Kevin" LoL

[xo49]

LOL, these guys make me want to explode with LAUGHTER!!

[Killenwolf]

lol that's why when i kill myself i am only going to write life sucks

[notootsieno]

"I just skimmed it looking for my name, I'm sorry."

[Killenwolf]

i want to die naked on harley

[shatterskull666]

Oh Christ on a Cross. Im such a sucker for suspensders, and Dave is wearing them, Scott dosent even have his belt threw the loops in his baggy ass jeans, Kevin and his plaid shirt loving everyminute of it. GooD SHITE!!!!

[jamiematt]

love this show it use to be on tv here in uk many years ago are they still going? is it on dvd? cheers jamie -scotland

[MegamisamaX]

This just goes to show there is more than the traditional way to commit suicide. You could be naked on a back of a harley...or swallow a shoelace.

[Rhcpf12]

"I hear REM is going to make it into a song..." Rofl.

[areuponderingwhatiam]

"Look... I just skimmed it looking for my name... I'm sorry." xD

[FeralSyco]

when i go i want to be naked on a harley

[robinmod]

brilliant

i love sketches which features these genies!

[tacuvo]

Scott's pants are small on him.. That's because he's wearing Bruce's clothes from "The Daves I Know"...lmao

[AlexandriaM]

Haha, I noticed the shirt and the odd belt but I hadn't noticed the small pants. Fantastic.

[leela145]

You know I never noticed that :D thank you for pointing it out.

[lavinder11]

Yeah, I was wondering if anyone noticed that too.

[DracheSturm]

OMG BRUCE IS EMO LMAO

[sexychula19]

lol this was funny i've always loved bruce's voice for some reason lol he sounds so funny

[hilarykay]

i love his soft little voice hehe

[joemj413]

lmao "it's not a book it's a cry for help!"

[ngobleus]

"Well, high school is half the book."

[radiofan6872]

This is so dark, and so brilliantly funny.

[oasidghlasdgk]

I just skimmed it looking for my name

[claudiall]

I love this sketch.