How to Survive an Anaconda Bite

[SparkDuhJointUp]

be better if it had venom

[crazyanimal187]

i wonder if the snake has harmfull backteria in its mouth

[budandprince1]

This is why we leave wild animals alone.

[TheRandomcracker]

I, personally would cut a hole in its body somewhere, then fuck the absolute shit out of it until it lets go

[pashaahsj]

THanks a lot this saves me a lot of time -.-"

at least i won't miss my 9am lectures anymore ^__^

[liljoja]

o thanks very handy! because when you get bitten by a fcking huge snake alone u cant open that mouth alone and try to remove their fang hooked in your hand. wtf! just kill the snake thats the best way how to survive! when ur alone and encounter this big fcking snake its either you die! or he die!

[P3ge]

ouch..

[ninjaturtle205]

i would tickle the shit out of that motherfucker

[Lev1H]

@czarchasm2 jaw ain't broke they can dislocate it. Just thought ad be a boring bastard and fact away haha

[czarchasm2]

Well, it looks to me like its jaw is broken now...

[joshT1118]

@czarchasm2 how would its jaw be broken . damn snake can hyper extend its jaws to swallow a full grown deer and bigger and your worried about two guys hurting it because dude would like his finger back ...

[BOOM7STAR]

They should have killed it. DAMN 

[diamontehunter]

@ venomslit that comment is getting fucking old ! So stop with it now !

[diamontehunter]

@ venomslit that comment it's getting old ! So stop with your bull shit.

[eblanco78]

la mejor manera de evitar que una anaconda te muerda es :estar lejos de ellas...

[Jikklez]

heres better advice: dont fuck with an anaconda

[marwouan]

I use to bite anacondas then guess what happen

[Shinbaal99]

@marwouan u got n Cobra bite to the knee?

[AnthonyGrant025]

@marwouan you took an arrow to the mouth

[LiamRulez19]

@marwouan anaconda went to the hospital because you poison it :S

[VenomSlit]

Damn, nature! You scary!

[AgentRohail]

@VenomSlit  Aren't you tired of that comment? Its too old.

[Razorflint]

You know nets work good too. Just saying...

[WWEUFCTNA1240]

Wow good advice the only problem is that i do not plan on getting anywhere near an anaconda anyway.

[kkrbloedhond]

johnny la gente esta muy loca

[oisanji]

what about when you get wrapped by one? I need to know , I'm planing on attacking one soon......

[termite261]

Crazy peopy

[ew0000]

Acho que que ele não sabia direito com o que estava lidando... bem feito!

[loiranna]

haha i was freaking out here ..these guys are nuts!!!

[VkyleV]

0:21 -"..See's this as an invasion of it's space."

-Three humans grabbing and choking an anaconda to capture him/her

-Expects the Anaconda to not fight back

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[wwwpwndcom]

@VkyleV Who expected it to not bite back? Everyone knew it was gonna bite, they just usually take measures against it. This time, he failed.

[HZDemetrio]

Bem feito foi encomoda o bicho q tava queto no canto dele, u.u'

[ATA1201058]

Yeah pulling away can make things worse

[GooseOfficial]

guess you cant do it alone

[BuKuTyyy]

Arrow in the knee.

[NachoCat17]

Why did they take a dog along?

[3705471]

fangs? i'm starting to doubt natgeo

[tploko]

no veo television por los comerciales y aqui los vengo a ver tambien! muy mal youtube

[cyberjimbond]

That could be an ultimate deadliest snake if oft was venomous.

[ChloeRosie14]

the was intense

[ClarkeyMalarky]

i was rooting for the snake

[TheTralalaland]

ouch! that was painful to watch...

[almaz405]

How to survive ? Kill the anaconda >.>

[dinimami]

just leave them alone for fuck sake, ew...this was better than the coffee to wake up

[Vivaswaq]

@zZDeMoNiCBoYZz Um, morals...? You would say "Excuse me sir anaconda, but please refrain from taking my life today, thank you" dumbass -.-

[Vivaswaq]

Can't you just strangle it to death? Or bite it until it submits?

[TheFloydenstein]

and this is why i never leave my room

[zijaeh]

great technique but how common is it to be bitten on the hand by an anaconda?

[minsujkim]

@MyNinjaPersona you made my day

[DragonOfQin]

Chop its fucking head off.

[JudgementDesu]

I thought Anacondas usually strangles you to death.... Aren't they poisonless??

[TwiggyJack]

@JudgementDesu watch the damn video.

[Doublearts0004]

@JudgementDesu non venomous. yes, they do constrict their prey but thats only to eat. biting is just a form of defense; constricting is not. hope that helped :)

[JudgementDesu]

@Doublearts0004 yes thanks!

[Mustardsayhi]

i woulda squeeze the shit of its eye lmaoo ... yall cant see me!

[MyNinjaPersona]

Bite him back, you may not survive but you`ll teach that motherfucker a lesson.

[cuteegurljyn]

@MyNinjaPersona Hehehe

[LiamRulez19]

@MyNinjaPersona I just tried to eat it without bittin' but I couldn't,

[khaledb77]

wish u fast healing

[mertz313]

When will I ever need to know this...lol

[LovexTumblingxCSI]

@mertz313 Lol when you get bit by an anaconda :P haha

[fingerboarding4you]

why you dont make him dead?

he was very angry :]

[iRainbowUnicorn]

@fingerboarding4you Because you can't go around killing every animal, especially when you can safely release him. Jeeze, people thinking like that is the reason why so many species are going extinct!

[Azortharion]

Thanks, very useful. Hate it when I get bitten all the time.

[jtdc86]

****Dear santa ****

[perezB66]

they donot have fangs

[bennyOnDrugs]

@perezB66

y u no have brainz.

[kan2terror]

wtf this is already posted for the last 2 years....

[omeraskin79]

Cook and eat the fucker

[Antwnhs92]

how to survive? KILL IT WITH FIRE!!!

[jimunputih]

how to survive? dont touch the anaconda,, just run ahahaha

[9adri91]

@jimunputih

hahahahah

it ' s good idea

[zgtern]

poke the eyes

[TrevorFormosa]

then a took an arrow to my knee

[DEFYINGgravityDE]

How to survive ...

There are 3 strong men. 3 strong hands to open her mouth.

I am just a weak women, whats my chance to free mie? With 1 bited hand and 1 healthy...

I bet, she will eat me and i can do nothing.

[At0wn123]

@DEFYINGgravityDE never fear, aqua man will always be there to save the helpless :)

[FakePriest]

Bite it back, if that's the only way you could save yourself.

[iRainbowUnicorn]

@DEFYINGgravityDE Which is why you would do best to keep a respectful distance from an anaconda, and any wild animal for that matter. Even a squirrel can give a nasty bite...

[NachoCat17]

@DEFYINGgravityDE That's so true.

[Roeshamboe05]

Um...yeeaaaaaah. Just yeeeaaaaah

[TheSheenEX]

Simple.... Bite the Effing Anaconda back !

[khwage1]

how

[WishingGoldfish106]

i watch the wrong things when im eating..

[MaxC17]

@WishingGoldfish106 omg me too! lol always!

[1lrico]

SURE....WHY NOT SOAK THE WOUND IN THE STERILE RIVER....

[insanityisvanity]

The Anaconda was more curious to study the scientist.

[osuushiza8]

Snakes don't scare me originally, but Rattlesnakes, Cobras, & Anacondas freak the hell out of me! -___-

[eviltube1111]

I should search "How to survive a rabid raccoon/dog/cat bite" since I see raccoons, dogs, and cats every day but I've never seen an anaconda.

[ifishbetterthanyou]

she that scared the shit pout of me

[loveERROR]

okay..what if youre by yourself??? it took one more dude..smh

[crawfordviolin]

ewww. That would suck

[Lanceh61]

atleast he sanitized the bite in the clean water

[damnimbored25]

@Lanceh61 Hahahaha I thought the same thing.

[mairul34]

@Lanceh61 Nice one, i get it, cuz the water is dirty right?

[Lanceh61]

my penis is an anaconda

[MTBiker152]

I would bite you too if you grabbed me like that...l god damn..... Pisses me off.

[kickanddrift18]

now i miss watching anaconda movies..

[9ssgoku]

Leave the damn snake alone. Fucking humans.

[hellogreensoup]

@9ssgoku I agree, so much.

[deadsailors]

just wash it in some dirty amazon water

get some shitty jungle disease and die next week anyway

[mamadi24]

@deadsailors

[signal6000]

Leave the poor snake alone

[MrRaymondV]

How to Survive an Anaconda Bite... TRAVEL IN A GROUP AND DO WHAT THEY DID IN THIS VIDEO!

[SolarSuperKing]

It very easy..... if you have a weapon

[AlucardFu]

@SolarSuperKing agree, I would take a knife and slice off the head.

[prowilsontanman]

anaconda and crocodile the same?

[LuXckyXWilL]

how to survive? tickle him

[ahmadmukhlis24]

@LuXckyXWilL Great idea.

[Firedancerbernie]

Good advice. I have a pet python and I found out He doesn't like wind in his face, so a Fan will get Him to release without hurting Him..

[tharpanther]

ouch!!!

[meadowluv]

im gonna try it to see if it works who has a plane ticket i can borrow?

[LovezHD]

jesuss christ that snake at the end looked like the one from the movies

[kvance44]

@blueviolet314 What are you even talking about?

[MuneebKhan69]

haha...

[KimberliiGigglez]

oh right because i am always going to carry a proffesional scientist with me when there is an Anaconda biting me :D

[mawadg]

thats my ex gf

[SheriffTJHooker]

@mawadg t28ft 800 pound behemoth?

[sharleeism]

@jissa683 I'm pretty sure that was the scientist's hand bleeding

[alecz444]

@jissa683 the snake wasn't bleeding, it was his finger because he was just bitten by a 20 foot anaconda... also there IS a way to get out if it has bitten you, they just fucking demonstrated it.

[jeezuschryst]

@jissa683 are you retarded?

[TisJunoDuh]

Ouch Ouch Ouch D:

[MrAjaz1990]

what if an anaconda bites you and you take an arrow to the knee at the same time?

[epicandamazin]

Are you fucking kidding me, u trying to tell me if i got bite by an Anaconda want from me to wrap it and open its mouth and put my fucking finger in it, lol, Piece of cake

[ig7157]

NGO stop reposting the same Videos, Please.

[EGarrett01]

Step 1: STAY OUT OF THE ****ING JUNGLE. It's 2011.

[M3sutOzil]

@EGarrett01 2012 soon =)

[repticman123]

@EGarrett01 But the jungle is awesome.

[iRainbowUnicorn]

@EGarrett01 Wasting my life in the city on a stupid computer watching these videos of the wilderness doesn't sound half as fun as taking the risk and experiencing it myself. Life is nothing if you don't go out and live it, if you don't take any risks..

[CoralMan24]

horrible advise

[ShadowiGeneral]

I used to blah blah blah but then I took an Anaconda bite to the knee.

[PrimiusLovin]

Instructions on how to survive an anaconda bite:

1st-Do not put a finger inside its mouth!

2nd-Leave anacondas alone (they usually don't get inside your house to study you, do they?!)

3rd-Go play with lions instead, or do something else... like shopping or watch a football match.

4th-If you reverse this list's order you can bypass/forget the first 2 steps... don't know about the lions though!! :D :P

[RussianBoyDAN]

I would actually like to try a meal with some anaconda meat. I already ate a snake soup, and I found it quite tasty.

[kvance44]

Worst NatGeo video ever! Anacondas don't have fangs! There is no factual record of an adult human EVER being eaten by a snake. Way to play into the bullshit propaganda, assholes! Was this funded by HSUS and PETA?!?!? Gimme a break!

[blueviolet314]

@kvance44 i think you dont know to speak english....

[KKingstoneRR]

I wouldnt go to a place with anacondas without guns. In case an anaconda attacks me , I take no risk on wasting time. KABOOM! :D

[antonhbp]

Thank you, its a bunch of anacondas in my room. This is good to know if they attack me.

[BRIANROX1]

How to survive an Anaconda bite? Dont go near the anaconda. Follow this simple step, and You will survive an Anaconda bite

[TruthatCearcie]

Wow, you really must truly love animals to not just pull your knife out and cut its head off. I really like animals but I must say at that moment, if it had been me, it would be go time. Beheading the creatures I am supposed to be protecting would make me very bad at your job so I am glad your doing your job and not me.

[fruitychees]

kill them all

[jcc2150]

my ass just went numb

[TheAchoron]

why do you even go near an anaconda??????!

damn there are some weird and stupid people walking god's green earth!

[n74jw]

Easy. Don't screw around with an Anaconda, or go anywhere you may come across one.

[loudan1991]

he probly broke that things jaw

[TheRareBirdOrigin]

Y is he even in contact with it lol he deserve it

[TheTarantulasWeb]

Ouch.!

[gigobait]

I was just about to go to Venezuela and try to capture one! Thanks for the info

[SSShino]

pretty sure the snake will constrict you the second it bites, nvm the bite, how to free yourself from an anaconda squeeze would be a better video lol

[Jx1x3]

they should call this GLOVE FAIL

[theoldrsftw]

why i toke to .... in every where.

[djaktube]

So useful, thank you.

[Smartiiepants09]

Ouuch

[timmy69690]

Thanks this has been very usefull.

[j0hnity]

i use to catch anacondas but i took an arrow to the knee.

[PorkandStrife]

all hes trying to do is have a nice little refreshing swim, but oh no lets all go jump on the snake and see what it does BASTAAAAARDDSSSS

[coolboy1210]

Why not where no thick ass glove

[BigUpToNJ]

that wasn't an anaconda.... that was my penis

[Nugent7889]

Dude took that bite like a champ.

[aznguy11111]

that's a baby anaconda. why dont u get the 25 foot anacondas...

[sabrom]

Mess with nature,you will be bitten....

[ciucinciu]

it would be more informative to show us how to survive an ANACONDA WITH AIDS bite

[Iucifer]

if I was this guy I'd cut off my own finger.. coz that'd be badass style

[Beachybeaches]

I love snakes. They are so prettyful

[StephKirstin]

snakes dont chew.

[prthosafe]

Do not try at home"

[akENGINSEER]

Anaconda bite ain't fatal...pussies...

[ds12z]

Derpetologists. 

[wumingkkk]

I chop the head off instead if it happen to me....