Islamic Jihad College Fund Parody - God Loves ME Best!

[CaptainMacNasty]

Fuck atheism. 

...wait a minute. i AM an atheist.

Fuck religion.

[mhyco11]

fuck christian

[Eldytho]

Fuck Islam

[MajdiBel1010101]

The christians had the crusade, the muslims have the jihad

What is the difference ???

[sailnekkid]

@MajdiBel1010101

the crusades ended over 900 years ago....give it a rest, twit......

[avendar17]

ummmmmm wdf this is ga!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Coldod23]

1. you cant pronounce jihad right

2. not all muslims go "jihad!" then blow themselves up

3. this isnt entertainment, its a tragic waste of time

4. "comedy series"? i dont think so

5. go fuck yourself using a pencil

[porkernomore]

This crap isn't funny....as a Muslim, it's rather offensive . Poor taste in "comedy".

[pet2pet22]

fuck u olllllllll mother fuckerssssssssss son of ............ allah akbar allah fuck cristains

[mumswording]

Here is one Quran verse about this topic. Thoughts?

Qur'an (9:20) - "Those who believe, and have left their homes and striven with their wealth and their lives in Allah's way are of much greater worth in Allah's sight. These are they who are triumphant." The "striving" spoken of here is Jihad.

[romanempiresucks]

ok crazy guy alert!

[IslamIS4retards]

As you can see , the Muslims retards worship the word of Muhammed that promised them as a reward SEX, virgins and wine. MUSLIMS ARE SO STUPID!?

[Coldod23]

u fukin christians are teaching US our quran? u cant even read arabic, how come u come up makin fake shit

in the bible it says jesus gets drunk then chops his dick off, wat have u to say bout that?

[howie1962]

FYI most muslims can't read Arabic either

FYI the bible doesn't say jesus chopped his dick off

Now you can blow yourself up

FYI koran is full of shit anyway mostly made up as u go along, except honor killing & treating woman like shit I believe mohammed said that

[IslamIS4retards]

Quran: (44:51-55): Yes and we shall wed them to dark-eyed houris (beautiful virgins).

Quran: (55:56-57): In them will be bashful virgins neither man nor Jinn will have touched before. Then which of the favours of your Lord will you deny?

[Lotus4115]

Jinn? These nut are drinken Gin, the real magical spirit. Hey maybe Mary was drinken gin before she was impregnated with the spirit, The Holy Spirit. Lots of drinken in that family, Jesus must have been shit faced all the time with that ability to change water into wine. His blood is mainly alcohol. You would know that if you drank it at Catholic Mass.

[IslamIS4retards]

Quran-(55:72): Hur (beautiful, fair females) guarded in pavilions;

Quran: (78:31): As for the righteous, they surely triumph. Their gardens and vineyards and high-bosomed (pointed breast) virgins for companions, truly overflowing cup

Quran-(78: 33-34):And young full-breasted (mature) maidens of equal age, and a full cup of wine.

[IslamIS4retards]

There are verses in the qur'an that talk about the reward in heaven for men ,

Quran-(52:17-20): They will recline (with ease) on thrones arranged in ranks. And We shall marry them to Huris (fair females) with wide lovely eyes. There they shall pass from hand to hand a (wine) cup, free from any Laghw.

Quran: (37:40-48): they will sit with bashful, dark-eyed virgins, as chaste as the sheltered eggs of ostriches.

[D31u5i0n]

lol thanks for the inv

[Longlivepalestine]

At least make this realistic, there is no such thing as "72 virgins". The biggest myth since 9/11.

[IslamIS4retards]

there is such a thing as VIRGINS IN THE QURAN, a sexual orgie and wine as a reward for ISLAMOTARDS that believe in the cult invented by pedophile Muhammed. Now I will post the verses of the qur'an to RIDICULE you Muslims, that worship STUPIDITY to get SEX in heaven. MORONS!

[IslamIS4retards]

Quran-(55:57-58): Then which of the blessings of your lord will you both (jinn and men) deny? (In beauty) they are like rubies and coral.

Quran-(56:7-40): we created the houris and made them virgins, loving companions for those on the right hand.

Quran-(55:70-77): In each there shall be virgins chaste and fair.dark eyed virgins sheltered in their tents whom neither man or Jinn have touched before

[Longlivepalestine]

When those examples are used, they are used to bring out our deepest desires (in order to elicit feelings of happiness).

In reality, no one can describe heaven or hell.

Imagine trying to teach a blind person what the color blue is.

[IslamIS4retards]

I can read what it says, it is promising VIRGINS. You muslims are so stupid, worshiping your fake allah to get virgins in heaven. READ WHAT IT SAYS, IT IS CLEAR!

[Coldod23]

u dont read it, we do

[bedmat666]

Educate yourself. Instead of reading that crap.

[wamide]

spreading lies about islam won't make you any famous,or credible.

[JuzJake]

but it will make you funny! lol.

[tadierker]

why isn't this show available on TV. There is obviously lots of talent and thought put into this shit. I want to see more and from my couch!!!

[akmediascope]

I wish the ad were longer. I think there are more satiric points that could be made. I think it is worth re-shooting. Parody some of the Coast Guard/Army/Marine ads that are made to appeal to the present generation. There is real truth in this-- that suicide bombers have no future. All you get is your "religious rocks off", so in the future, will Jihadist recruiters have to resort to tastier carrots and bolder recruiting like advertising? A jihadist toon-like show for children already exists.

[zorgono]

you know alot of muslims would find this offensive

[riversonthemoon]

Hahahaha!!

God loves me and keeps sending his friends to ask me out, but I don't swing that way.

[satanicwitch969]

this is funny shit

[eviilhomerr]

LOLOL

But blowing yourself up is not Jihad :-)

[BeFreeIV]

Great show!

To bad there aren't many viewers.

[knom16]

OOh mg this is some funny shit

[WhereIsTruth]

you guys are silly.

and by the way...

"GOD loves me best" LOL

[FreeBDesh]

Nice one. Is this your production?

[fragelius]

haha that nun pic is what i been saying too ... muslims get virgin old nuns in "heaven" since they like fuck they 8 year olds down here on earth ;p

[renegade4dio]

I tend to take everything way too seriously, and new episodes of "God Loves me Best" are always great for my humor level.

[goldenpizza]

great commercial, is there a 976 number to call?

[superfisto]

If they attack us again, our jungle gyms are fucked.

[RCDeschene]

I just love it how the athiest girl is just standing out side the prayer area watching the others with a stuffed monkey! XD (I'm not an athiest, just to avoid misconception... ^^)

[sumfamousperson17]

Haha xD awesome!