if lightsaber would be real, the world would really chance. If they want to destroy an old building, they could do a wall of lightsaber technology (like in ep1 the red walls when maul fighted) and "delete" the house.
Alright, I called the number and got some porn hotline. I'm really upset that the porn industry would stoop so low as to make an incredible offer such as this and then leave me with their crappy porn calling service.
Really, thanks. After buying 2 sets of the ginsu blades and this...I'm through using knives. I'm buying everything precut.
Great piece! You should seriously consider joining an ad firm because your ideas would definitely make television viewing far more enjoyable. I'd love to see what you could do with a 'male enhancement drug' commercial. :)
Godammit, reds are for sith chefs only!? . Why won't the Council get off my back!!!
GambitFox79 7 months ago
I would buy one of this!!!
nivarcjr 9 months ago
u didnt leave a number!!!
cameronameri 1 year ago
if lightsaber would be real, the world would really chance. If they want to destroy an old building, they could do a wall of lightsaber technology (like in ep1 the red walls when maul fighted) and "delete" the house.
Saroku12 1 year ago
Cuts anything except red plastic cutting boards.
qwiksquirrel 1 year ago 5
LoL XD
Multiplayer731 1 year ago
17 people tried to call the 1-800 number :D
JerAwesome 1 year ago
lol^^
JumpingFlapjack 1 year ago
Warning! Your head is not an appendage!!!!! use at own risk!
OutdoorSurvivalist1 1 year ago
Is the number a sex line?
MrNgMichael 1 year ago
You should do a jedi Ka-bar.
Vyppaaa11 1 year ago
LOL "do not brush teeth with jedi ginsu"
VioletAmber 1 year ago
i want this fucking KNIFE!!
YFZ450Kid09 1 year ago
Nice concept but the execution was pure sith. :thumbdown:
rbrbran277 1 year ago
Wat about taxes
david7lee7 1 year ago
i want one!
christianhansen92 1 year ago
49.95! of course you would!
dmndd 1 year ago
sense it's a JEDI Ginsi Knife how come it's only available to SITH chefs????????....HUH!?!?!?!
straightilla 1 year ago
@straightilla The RED jedi ginsu is only available to sith..
nordicberserk 1 year ago
@straightilla Maybe the red one is a Sith ginsu.
vladone97 1 year ago
I'd love to try brushing my teeth with it.
chemistryguy 1 year ago
I wonder If Somebody Tried to call that Number xD
popper999999 1 year ago
Does it cook as it cuts lol
lilshitmajinsaiyan 1 year ago
NICE
MarcAndreOlivier 2 years ago
This has been flagged as spam show
thats not real
thaolthai 2 years ago
LMAO, "the head is not an appendage"
eric11587 2 years ago 2
lawl xD genious
DrummerMike666 2 years ago
BULLSHIT
36cagla 2 years ago
brilliant!
cj64thedirector 2 years ago 7
if they realy exzist ill pay 5000 $ LOL
SOOOOOOO AWSOME !
slaryt6 2 years ago
Only 5000$ ???
hansfraj 2 years ago
It can cut anything! :O
MrMasterZombie 2 years ago 15
hahaha , nice JOB!!! Congrats!!!
Copara22 2 years ago
Youtube Poop quote: "Or is it the begal?"
Those2menoverthere 2 years ago
I WANT 1!!!!
Klootjee 2 years ago
Let's See:
Mandalorion Iron
Cortosis Weave
Phrik
Ultrachrome
Empower Weapon
another Lightsaber
sturnfield7783 2 years ago
Who in the earth would want to cut a donut in half?
Lulzy92 2 years ago
was a bagel
iamyourfather 2 years ago
umm, its a bagel?
cdjones1987 2 years ago
lol!!!dude it's true!!!
GiorgosMelo15 2 years ago
not a donut its a bagel....
LegoBloxxer 2 years ago
Whorever... Who would want to cut a bagel in half?? :D
Lulzy92 2 years ago
the one who wanna eat a half of it.
nanotek2711 2 years ago
I wish I did have one of these.
angelinaramon 2 years ago
haha try that with an ordinary knife! xD
ilovehorseshowboutu 2 years ago
lol
tehnoobguy1 2 years ago
Batteries sold separately. hehehe
dianaberry1993 3 years ago
lol "Do not brush teeth with jedi ginsu"
victorbelsito 3 years ago
Why would batteries be included?
Slash5150 3 years ago
You don't remember in the movies when Luke's ran out of batteries? :P
h3lblad3 1 year ago
those look like the arms of a man who has eaten more than his share of whoppers
banduril 3 years ago 2
Alright, I called the number and got some porn hotline. I'm really upset that the porn industry would stoop so low as to make an incredible offer such as this and then leave me with their crappy porn calling service.
Really, thanks. After buying 2 sets of the ginsu blades and this...I'm through using knives. I'm buying everything precut.
metamech 3 years ago
A porn hotline? How odd.
But sadly, you can't buy whores precut. You have to slice them yourself.
Arbmanthesheep 3 years ago 2
haha, touche.
metamech 3 years ago
Smooth lol.
fudgie686 2 years ago
shiit if that was a real lightsaber not only would it cut the potato it would cut the surface under the product nothing can touch a plasma blade
LatinaAmante 3 years ago
Can they kill too? Lol
Tobu02 3 years ago
Made in Taiwan planet
Lulzy92 3 years ago
"Do not brush teeth with jedi gensu." Bwa ha ha! I've got to get me one of those!
philochristos 3 years ago 2
ill take 20
tobishow 3 years ago
haha
86Pain86 3 years ago
Talk faster! Cut faster!
TwoTrueFreaks 3 years ago
yes the head is not an appendage...
clipper197 3 years ago
lol dont brush teeth
ipete6 3 years ago
ill pay 1 cent for it lol
aric349 3 years ago
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dip shits
one, there is no such thing as a knife like that, it's video editing
second, the number is for a sex hotline
yea, it sounds pretty disturbing when u call
maweeka69 3 years ago
U serious about the sex hotline? Lol poor choice of phone number then.
Ninja1337X 3 years ago
one: anyone with a brain knows it's video editing and second you must be pretty stupid to call a number you see in a joke video.
you must be a king among faggots.
TonboXChocho 3 years ago
great job recreating the "crappy" acting done on those kind of commercials
made me rotfl!
Talik13 3 years ago
wow were do i sign up i want the whole collection
johnnyreb4200304 3 years ago
omg you HAV2 call the number
its a sin not to.
pedersonaa 3 years ago
omg i want one...
VvissiaA 3 years ago
appendage reatatchment cream! hilarious!
rad4life1 3 years ago
When you call 1-800-288-8447(1-800-CUT-THIS), you hear... a girl. Masturbating.
Jun9175305 3 years ago
ya....
patian9 3 years ago
ya i know
HiM321123 3 years ago
Where can I get this knife??
Boxedx 3 years ago
LOL Batteries sold seperatly. What batteries does a lightsaber take? Probably 200 AAAs.
restorecop99 3 years ago
Hi miguel -_- ur wierd you should go out with Diana
girlygirlchika 3 years ago
xD that's weird, great video though!
Khoonda88 3 years ago
but where can I get that cutting pad that is not cut by the ginsu??
chanhongsiu 3 years ago
I'd buy one.
Master293 3 years ago
I'd buy two.
willieg13420 3 years ago
I wonder what a Sith chef would cook?
Maybe an Ewok's liver along with a nice bottle of Jawa juice.
RJW1977 3 years ago
I'm waiting for Jedi Gillet Mach Lightspeed
thekraken23 3 years ago
Very nice!
blackngold29 3 years ago
"Red Jedi Ginsu only available to Sith chefs." That's just hilarious! Seriously, this is the best commercial spoof ever!
rfvdmeer 3 years ago
I want one
if you cut a bagel does ity toast it aswell?
krazykeith250 3 years ago 2
AWESOME sick
Where do i send my money
sasdori01 3 years ago
Smiled all the way through and finally laughed out loud with the Appendage re-attachment cream
phildoughty 3 years ago
Great piece! You should seriously consider joining an ad firm because your ideas would definitely make television viewing far more enjoyable. I'd love to see what you could do with a 'male enhancement drug' commercial. :)
BJS3D 3 years ago
thats so funny nice work!
gossipboyhere 3 years ago
hahahhaha nicely done!
inlineskater666 3 years ago
I can get you 45 Imp Creds, do you ship to Terra system?
jaasak 3 years ago
i got 50 inpreal credits whats the shipping fee to are system :)
darenun 4 years ago
Bah!, if it doesn't turn me into a Jedi I don't want it.
xonaag 4 years ago
this is hilarious! I WANT ONE!
blondiest12 4 years ago 2
What? this was a joke? omfg
Sezthser 4 years ago
The different colors would have shown up better if the place mat matched the blade. But totally awesome video! I loved it.
Islandfad 4 years ago 2
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the # is fake just like the video its all fake omfg fake!~
1ds2ds3ds 4 years ago
how long did it take for you to realize that its fake .ofcourse it's fake .u stupid AH
r3za89 3 years ago
Hilarious :)
ollanes 4 years ago 2
purty darn funny...
TheReformed 4 years ago
Please do NOT call the number... it is not what you want.
TerraKhan 4 years ago
1-800-Cut-This
Hell yeah I want one, the RED one... so using the Jedi Ginsu knife will not make me a Jedi, but it said its available for Sith Chefs only??
EVEN BETTER! Screw the Jedi's, I want to be a Master Sith Chef!
thehmphone 4 years ago
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FAKE
KennyDrempson00 4 years ago
yeah...it was a joke.
oreosandcoffee 4 years ago 2
duh idiot
walker3216 4 years ago
Wow, I didn't know people could be that stupid.
RubberRoss 4 years ago
LOL
Zilogrok 4 years ago
I already called in my order!
Tallacus 4 years ago 2
do you accept mastercard too?
LOL
r3za89 4 years ago 2
I think they accept Imperial credits only.
frodovader 4 years ago 2
OMG I want one!
rogueknight107 4 years ago 2
lol nice vid 5 stars
xbeast4 4 years ago
Umm?
GryffindorPrincess13 4 years ago
1800 cut this is deff not a what there selling.i deff think u should check it out though.
thristy82 4 years ago
Id buy one.
HackuratE 4 years ago 2
I need one of those.
eleyia 4 years ago
Nice editing. I love the part that says the head is not an appendage.
Heff2k 4 years ago 2