My Kids Will Hate Harry Potter

[minicat2001]

hahhahah i love it like finally someone doesnt mind that J.K. copied lord of rings

[ilovesharpiepens]

this is me in the future!!

also:

"Draco Dormiens Nunquam Titillandus"

[LyfeMoments]

lol, I LOVE this! XD

[crazyninja804]

Harry Potter, Lord of the Rings and Hunger Games= looooooooooove so much!

[flaringnostrils]

Hippogriff Radcliffe... HAHAHA, you're brilliant!

[AlexGoesCahrayzee]

If that were me...

"Mum, I don't like Harry Potter anymore..."

"Oh, yeah? Your grandmother would be happy to take you."

[kimbumdavidarchuleta]

ARTE MO! DAMI MONG ALAM!

[FRiiZL3]

@kimbumdavidarchuleta hahha d ka maiintindihan nyan...hahaha!!

[dyslexicheart00]

"Well, you know where the door is."

[Denner777]

"Well, you know where the door is."

"It's just that I've read this really good book called Lord of The-"

"GET OUT!"

LOL, you're absolutely hilarious !

[sondors5]

lol "s-e-d-d?!?! What are you a Squib?!?!" hilarious! I subscribed!

[JohnnyVloggie]

"You listen here and you listen good, you're friend iCarly is a hoe." Bahahahah I laughed out loud when you said that :)

[LunaLov3g00d]

this is so funnyLOL!

[Mualulu]

Awww, you've got a plushie of a Baabaa (Neopets) :3

[kmi961]

hahahahahahahaah so fun!!!!!!! I love it!!!!

I will do that with my children!!!!!!! :D

[Catgirlms1994]

You are awesome!!!Keep up the good work

[sparklymusic]

LOVE THIS! it's so funny, and seriously exactly how i'm going to be when i have kids!

[MiracleMira]

If my kid doesn't like HP I'd have a problem with that ... like "take him to a child psychiatrist and complain that there's definitely something wrong with him/her" kind of problem haha

[pennyfredsonstudios]

She should've said "I read this really good book called Twiligh-"

[haddy004]

@pennyfredsonstudios

if she said that, her mom should have beaten her about the head with a Firebolt...

[angelzlogan]

I wasing going to name my kid luna ravenclaw lovegood

[iliveinatardis]

And the other one will love the hunger games.

[ParanoidEngineer]

The Lord of the Flies?

What's wrong with that?

:D

[MagicMarsBar]

YOU'RE HILARIOUS!! :D

I love it!

[Inkdreams49]

Now, you listen here, and you listen good. Your friend iCarly is a hoe.

(:

[redvinesron]

I have the same Beedle the Bard book. (:

[dimplexxify]

She could have at least read The Hobbit first...

[ElectricFaerieDust]

@dimplexxify I actually love Lord of the Rings, 'twas merely a joke :D

[MissMasterOfHats]

U listen here, and you listen good, Ur friend iCarley is a hoe

[Surf4Ever24]

what are you, a squib?!?!?!

[feathae]

this is so cute HAHAHA

[ajkstarr]

hehe

[TheAwkwardDemigod]

I hate Harry potter! So I love this video!

[BigTimeRushRockz9]

@TheAwkwardDemigod Me To! Were So Alike! My Bff Loves Hp Though. Dang

[drakebellfan3257]

OMG you know exactly what I want to do with my future children- correction AM going to do with my future children XD

[degraydog104]

lmfao wow! too funny! why does your copy of 'tales of beetle the bard' look different from mine???

[RhondaAnaconda123]

My children shall be raised on HP and LOTR. They will have prostethic elf ears, and have a lightning shaped scar inked on their foreheads.

[Fireflygirl119]

@RhondaAnaconda123 : Agreed! lol. :-)

[SirMrProfDrCapt]

"oh, have you got everything?"

"no-"*freeze*

[NoieandNoah]

omg i love harry potter and i love this video lol

[DirtyBirdiez]

Where did you get that font!  It's so cool and I have been wondering this FOREVER! Love this video

[tacopaco123]

your friend icarly is a ho...

[8thishy8]

This is my child in the future :p

[sweetypie4192]

Sigh.I'm so glad there are Harry Potter fans like you out there.

[RavenclawGurl742]

LOL!!! :D You did a good job of making yourself look like a little girl. :)

[BradenRaden]

"What are you? A squib?" haha!! So funny.

[LunaXenoLovegood]

That's exactly how my kids will be treated like me. If they don't get a letter when they turn eleven I'm going to call them a Squib and kick them out of the house. And if they DO get accepted, they better get Ravenclaw... grr....

[Fullhouse1995]

Hmmm I feel like this is how Lupin Wingardium Honeyduke and Luna Quaffle Dumbledore will feel…THEY BETTER GET LETTERS WHEN THEY’RE ELEVEN! (i’m joking..)

[PotionsOnAMonday]

you like harry potter just as much as i do :)

[katherinifyable]

Flies? Rings?

LORD OF THE WHAT?

[VOLDEMORThasrisen]

@katherinifyable Rings, I'm pretty sure.

[thelastfigrole]

@katherinifyable There's the lord of the Dance as well

[xcardboardhearts]

I can see this happening to my children! One of my cats names is Bellatrix and the other's middle name is Rodolphus. My poor, poor kids.

[Jobrosfanish]

LOLOLOLOL This is an awesome video. Thanks for the laughs

[TheRandomeGurl]

You just depicted what my future kids are probably going to be like. Hannah, your videos are, amazing. AMAZING.

[yumifan88]

"You listen here, and you listen good. Your friend iCarly is a hoe."

amazing.

[Ayshafr]

LOL! OMG, I'm TOTALLY reading my kids The Tales of Beedle the Bard when I grow up.

[Noel373]

b - but I like Lord of the Rings :(

[ManEatingPlants]

I made a responce to this on my channel. XD more of my version of what I will do to my kid if they say they dont like HP.

[ManiacMCnuggets]

haha hilarious!

by the way, i loved your ending song!

owl city♥

[princessmononoke99]

Biro?

[anniej1630]

omg harry potter AND owl city at the end! haha awesome video

[peskypalinpink]

YOU LOOK SO ADORABLE AS A KIDD!!! AWWW

[Brigeyful]

your friend icarly is a ho! lol

[krazy4kris]

I plan on reading harry potter to my children while they are in the womb.

And making them memorize passages from the books.

[sparklymusic]

HAHAHAHA this is awesome!!!!!

[DarkChild1342]

Win.

[stlouisgirl132]

HPbooks > LotRbooks

LotRmovies > HPmovies

[RavenclawTimeLord]

haha, that would be exactly what I'll do with my kids :D They will hate Harry Potter because of me

[midnightthedragon999]

@RavenclawTimeLord same here lol. TAKE YOUR BROOM TO SCHOOL!

[punbaca]

Wait! Lord of the what?! I guess we'll never know:(

[CheruMe]

I like The Lord of the Rings. =[

[Vasun05]

@CheruMe or Lord of the Flies

[Sarixangel696]

i could watch this every day and never get bored!!! love it!!!!

"s-e-d-d? what are you a squib?" best line!!

[musicislife097]

you listen here and you listen good your friend Icarly is a HOE!

[GumiYummi]

When I have kids that's gonna b me. And r u a ravenclaw? If not :(

[MrWonderBlast]

this will be me when i have children

[Mereninu]

Back when I was 8 (in 1998/99), I happened to read The Hobbit + LotR and the first two Harry Potter books and I gotta admit, the Lord of the Rings had the edge. My own mother couldn't care less, but I'll show her how to properly raise a nerd!

[hermionetimelord45]

Your friend iCarly is a hoe.

[ThatDeadlyAngel]

I love you :P

[nerdboy32121]

I am literally lol'ing right now.

[kmt1341]

hahhahaha this is amazing! I'm glad Elmify mentioned you!

[pippiclepickle]

LOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLL oh my god im so glad elmify sent me over here ohhh my god this is hilarious... seriously we're best friends. i know u dont know that yet, buuut nerds like me kinda know this stuff instinctively...and also nerds like me are okay with coming off creepy if its ultimately to compliment someone...sorry bout that..... you're awesome!

[THC1989]

I have never really understood how anyone could prefer Harry Potter over Lord of the Rings.

[believeharrypotter]

icarly's a hoe lmao

[PandyBean]

20 days til the new movie :D

[ameygirl323]

ahahahaha my kidds r gunnah HATE me cause I'm gunnah act JUST LIKE THAT!! xD ahahahaha

[henryisawesme]

hahahahahahahhahahahaha

[allyantic]

That was so fuuuuckin funny! More vids!! <3

[CL0v3]

"Your friend iCarly is a ho" AHAHHAHA.

[KaonaRose]

"What are you, a squib?"

[TinkerMel3]

"You listen here and you listen good. Your friend iCarly is a ho!"

Lol. This video is so funny. That is totally going to be me as a mom.

[Fangz64]

I'm not ashamed to say I will be JUST like that mom : )

[SarahCC97]

LOL that's gonna be my kids.

[m2mfan4eva]

she's almost 11 and she can't spell them? Lol

[TheRandomeGurl]

I'm reading my kids Tales of Beedle the Bard when they are small, I know i will.

[ginnyharryfan22]

@TheRandomeGurl I will too. I nearly danced around easons when I saw they had it!

[XxMrsCoreyFeldmanxX]

Your friend iCarly is a ho! XD

[tremuloser]

lolololololololol!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!

[008wombatable]

What's worng with Lord of the rings!?

[ruuthiepoo]

"Cedric. Six letters."

"S...E...D...D..."

"S-e-d-d? What are you, a squib?!"

"It's midnight on you're 11th birthday - are you excited?"

"Uh...yeah...I guess..."

"There's... no.. letter..."

(: Omg, I just died watching this. Lmao I'll be just like this mom. xDD jkk

[twilightzthename]

your friend icarly is a ho lol

[KrazyNaoko]

loved the ending xD

[ImNotDrunkHonest]

Hehehe great job you made me laugh

[Gemini3725]

Could have said Lord of the Flies ;)

[TheCheerioBandit]

@Gemini3725 I was actually expecting that, because it's one of my favorites. Haha

[melisa9218]

i loved it :) u are awesome!!

[reianaisawesome]

Oh my goodness!

I was totally planning on reading my kids 'Tales of Beedle the Bard' instead of the other fairy tales haha :)

definitely more educational.

[totallyvash96]

hahahhaa,that was actual soo funnnnny :D

[amixdeuxkpthluvr92]

you should be happy to know that i now call my bff gryffindor hedwig hufflpuff...she just calls me regulus....

lmaooo you're hilarious!

~DC* lurve-er~ <3

[EllieSelf114]

OMG!

Your dad - Robert Pattinson

YES! That's hilarious

[xCurlGrlx]

The really lame thing is that I know exactly how to spell all those words.

[katorgator17]

LORD THANK TRIS FOR SENDING ME HERE! <3

[shnoobear33]

haha! you listen here and you listen good, your friend ICarlys a hoe! you're hilarious. i love harry potter

[morgan111213]

wow, i love you

[pika50potter]

LOL!!

[LarissaaFaith]

My Kids Will Also Hate Harry Potter. Thanks To You, My Love(Obsession) For Harry Potter Has Been Refound :)

[Abominatrix650]

You remind me of Hermione Granger, Karen Gillan and Fleur Delacour combined and you have successfully gotten me into the Harry Potter franchise now - I can't wait to start reading the books thanks Hannah!

[AL13NM]

Just curious, in what way are you related to J.K. Rowling and how much does she pay you?

Just kidding, I really enjoy your vids.Well done!

[richardpatrick32123]

Excellent! Especially loved the Lord of the Rings bit!

[xoamrc]

...at least she didn't say twilight

[BOOMAG33]

My kids are going to be called renesmae alice Cullen

and hermione ginny grifindor

and boys

Edward carlise swan

and harry sevarus tom potter

:D I'm not even kidding :l

xx love you hannah

[tiniandsophy]

soo funny

[filibusterfirework74]

if that was lord of the rings or lord of the flies by the time we have kids I guess nerdom would have truly separated themselves.

[xgothiechick101]

2:25 owl city!!!!

[thelovlyloser]

soo funny!!! i <3 harry potter (and owl city rocks)

[ellawkrp]

1:41 s-e-d-d What are you a squib?!

[fobrocks911]

that going to be me when i have kids lol!!

[Alminlex]

you would be the best mother ever haha

[catdusting]

BAHAHAHAHA!

Funniest thing ever!

[HoneySoLovely]

HaaHaaa I will so make my kids read Harry Potter <3

Awesome vid =)

[datWilddRedhead]

You would be the best mum ever!

[alondra13vazquez]

This was soooo awesome

ROBERT PATTINSON!!!!

Love that guy

[tiamat100]

That was hilarious!

[etothemizax]

"Get.OUT." lmao

[EmmettsChick22]

"wellll itz just tht i read this book called Lord of-" "GET OUT" lolz!!!!

[MissTrollQueen]

i love how you say Biro would you find it weird to know that i was spelling out all those spellings on the 'Spelling test'? lol

[xCarreyCarebear]

LOOOL, this is funny.

[Rach2625]

"Your friend iCarly is a ho" :P

[gdespain]

hhhahaha!!! awesome. I'm glad you didn't disown your kid for not getting a letter.

[xXmafia77Xx]

you know where the door is!

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

[casandraonline]

Haha, have you ever seen A Very Potter Musical? It's life-changing.

[reignofsparks42]

HAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAA...your dad -Robert Pattinson- LOL....that cracked me up for some reason.

[middlekid95]

HAHAHA!

"You listen here, and you listen good, your friend 'ICarly' is a hoe."

"-Did she use a...SPECIAL pen?!

-No, I just used a Biro

-...Oh...."

"An Owl really would be much cheaper"

" 'S-E-D-D'? What are you, a Squib?!?!"

[kiwisquestion]

OMG Who COULD hate Harry Potter? They must be crazy! Lol Love Tales of Beedle the Bard. :P

Would you be able to check out my videos please? I am looking for ideas and/or challenges atm :)

[xitmakesmewonderx]

hahaha my kids will be like "WHAT??? YOU HAVEN'T READ HARRY POTTER???!!!! WHAT! IS! YOUR! PROBLEM??!!!!!!!!!!" yep. seems about right.

[bubblegumm27]

The word hate and Harry Potter in the same sentence? I am deeply disappointed with you, Hannah.

[adyrulesthe666]

oh dear, another amusing channel dftba

[DFTBA15]

Harry Potter AND Owl city. Two of my favorite things. Haha. My kids are going to be sooo embarrassed my me. Ohh welll. =]

[ButterflyOwnage]

I half expected the child to say "parchment, quill, glasses". Sigh.

[holliferx]

That was my reaction when my sister said she didn't like Harry Potter. I actually kicked her out of my room... which is also her room.

[MissTrollQueen]

I love it

[beckybubble1]

Haha!

Thats me aswell! Apart from i'll end up making my kids watch Doctor who while doing all that! xD

I think i'll be one of those people who love something more than the child :P

[PurpleandBlackNails]

How did I know that would be a wand?! Hehehe

[ninjatree]

oh god... thats going to happen to my kids...

[LaZitrone]

So gonna be the same here! My life consists of Harry Potter. and somehow it always will :)

Very good video!

[LaZitrone]

So gonna be the same here! My life consists of Harry Potter. and somehow it always will :)

Very good video!

[Silvara]

Hahahahahaha, the end was seriously hilarious :p

[braticas]

Haha, the last bit was fantastic

[Metroid02099]

Yeah I think I'll read Harry Potter to my children when they are still in the womb. : )

[24randomgal]

i absolutle love harry potter

[ayeletkessel]

haha "I've read this great book, Lord Of The - " "GET OUT!!!"

I know I'll act like that if my kids will bring Twilight in the house xD

[JasonSmith160]

Could anyone please tell me the song at the end? I've been trying to find it for a while :D. Also, your videos are hilarious!

[TheMadSnoggers]

Ha ha ha! Love the childrens' names... what if people really DO name their children things like iCarly... oh dear.

<3Manda of TheMadSnoggers

[5waterdude]

Lord of the -

Get...out...

HAHA!!

[ajsyrn222]

id love you to be my mom

i really really <3 harry potter

[reinix]

Lmfao!

[Billemusen]

HAHAHAHAH!!!! Gr8 job!

[Jalie9293]

hannah, you're the best!

[LittleMsHeatherness]

:D :D wittty my love :)

[josh132132]

haha... LOVE this video. i like it how you dressed a little kid up to look like you :D x

[ThisIsBrennAgain]

lol, I love this!!

[hannahsubscriber]

i love you hannah