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  • AHH!! praising and idol burn in hell sinner.

    lol

  • You can say anything about everything, but you can`t say anything about other people's experiences and especially explain what they saw or not, what felt and how, how they were feelling, what do they understood and what do they know. Unless you experienced exactly the same thing in the same way at least. If you are not him you can`t say anything about his experience.

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  • haha " I think it's a sign that people who ride motorcycles should believe in god."

  • Sureeee,

    I crap out some shit yesterday,it looked like baby Jezus head

  • It's just pareidolia.

  • Maybe it's a sign that drugged dumbasses exist.

  • Not virgin mary, its bloody mary!

  • It's not virgin Mary, it's my uncle Joseph, but I admit he looks like her a bit. Get your facts straight, it's just not her. She is retired now.

  • Excuse me who tells u how mary and Jesus looks,man made images people knock it off.

  • hey retard!!!!your scar looks like a SCAR!Virgin Mary was busy during your supid accident otherwise she would have shown some mercy on your pity existence

  • SON UNOS INDOLENTES ,LOS QUE PUSIERON ESTE VIDEO , OJALA NO SEAN SUS HIJOS LOS QUE VIVAN LO QUE VIVIO ESTA " GRAN ARTISTA " ...REMUEVAN ESTE VIDEO

  • I just wanted everyone to know that I just took a massive shit that looks like the Virgin Mary. I'm saving it in a jar and going to church from now on.

  • If a guardian angel was watching over him, why didn't it just prevent the accident? I don't know how many times I have heard such nonsense. "A tornado came and took away everything I own and killed my dog, but I survived. THANKS ANGELS!"

  • "maybe it's a sign, that people who ride motorcycles believe in god" well that just says it all doesn't it.....he's taken one thing and spread it accross a wide section on people who are completely out of context... maybe the people who make the bokes should believe in god too? or maybe people who have seen a morotbike?

  • This is ridiculous.

  • i like the new youtube update :D theres avatars over there now <---- :) NICE

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  • what's next? next time u fall and u will have an whole tattoo on your back are u certainly got a foetus?

  • @UBERxL33T xD xD i hope that was a joke

  • So, how does he know it looks like "the virgin" Mary? Did he compare it with a contemporaneous painting or drawing of Mary? I've seen French poodles in clouds, but at least I've seen the real thing to make a comparison. It's called "pattern recognition." Think Rorschach test.

  • It looks like a deformed dick with some balls 0:23

  • its probably a deformed penis

  • Looks more like a vagina

  • i hope the road is ok......damn morons

  • maybe its like a sign kinda like people that ride motorcycles should believe in god ahahah dumbaassss

  • lol..he's high

  • why do i allways get german ads? i'm from sweden and my computer is regristed in sweden

  • FAKE . (Its MADONNA...)

  • When I crap, I can Jesus' face on my shit.

  • if it is mary then its a sign//god bless you all//

  • @benalchemist74 A sign that she isn't virgin?

  • @Poodleinacan please! you have a disturbing lack of faith. the only truth is Jesus Christ. God bless you//

  • @benalchemist74 I like having no faith in divinities and stuff like that.

    I only have faith in MYSELF and people that are ALIVE and close to me.

  • @benalchemist74 .. when you see Israel divided before september this year, and the outbreak of extreme wars thereafter perhaps you will reconsider your beliefs//

  • Do people not realize that no one actually could know what she looks like even if she did exist!!! the virgin mary outline that people see everywhere was just how she was painted by artists centuries after the time she was meant to have lived

  • people get more religious and magically grow vaginas on their knee when they crash bikes, great... im going for the car licence

  • 0:59 i agree with HER!!! XD

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  • the subtitles totaly dont match what he is saying lol

  • 101 people believed it was the Virgin Mary.

  • It looks like a normal sca to me!

  • winterstellar : HAVE FAITH: If Guardian Angel wasn't watching over him, he could've be dead, this happens so everybody believe in God's Miracle, God Bless you all

  • SF014, I see you don't have a faith. I will be praying for you, it's not made up!!! its real,

  • @MrMsSilvaD I would hardly call a man getting in an accident, getting a large scar, it happening to resemble a shrouded figure (it could be mistaken for the grim reaper just as easily) to be proof of any supernatural entity. A miracle is defined as the suspension of the laws of nature. People get scars, sometimes they resemble other things. It is not a miracle. Faith is the suspension of rational thought.

  • @MrMsSilvaD

    my butthole looks like jesus...does this qualify too? praise myanus!

  • i cant seeee it I CAAAANNNT SEE IIIIITTTTTTTTTTT.....lord have mercy

  • looks more like a virgin dildo

  • get him of crack

  • Hahaaa! Why didn't the "guardian angel" save him from crashing at all, then? Ooh, then he wouldn't have seen the virgin mary in the road rash.. Haha! It's so dumb! : )

  • i got a scar that looks like a piece of beef jerky. should i get an interview?

  • In the first glimpse it also looks like a young vulva.

    Where was the virgin Mary when Wouter Weylandt crashed his road bike in the Giro earlier this month?

  • ...Not seein' it.

  • that's fuckin stupid

  • Who's alive? I'm pretty sure he's dead. Now, at least.

  • he's alive that's all that matter's u fucking atheist asshole's

  • " maybe its kind of uh a sign saying that people who ride motorcycles should believe in god" lol lmao this nigga a muthafuckin poet, fuckin profet, fuckin messiah or some shit like that lmao

  • Virgin Mary should appear also on his marijuana joints :)

  • @MrBetterfly

    spoiler noob

  • hahahahha "you can actually almost see her holding baby jesus.. "

    hey at least he didnt die.. & he got in touch with his good side. :)

    haahhahahhahhahahhahah and people who ride motorcycles should believe in God???? what a weird black guy

    people should believe in God period whether you can pick your nose or not.

    or any religion you believe in of course :)

  • hahahahha "you can actually almost see her holding baby jesus.. "

    hey at least he didnt die.. & he got in touch with his good side. :)

  • wtf?? that's chuck norris!!!

  • for real? Only thing I see is a dick

  • I love 0:20 "There was really no damage to the motorcycle" love the way God is also on the lookout for safe guarding property too.

  • whoever said that looks like the Virgin Mary must be as high as holy hell.

  • It looks like a abstract red mark.

  • i dont see it i just see a red scar sorry

  • I see a motorcycle scar. Am I missing something? And I saw that episode.

  • I see a motorcycle scar. Am I missing something?

  • So if you fall and your injury doesn't resemble some sort of holy figure god isn't watching over you? Man, god is pretty lazy.

  • I am Catholic and even I'm like WTF on this story

  • I am guessing it's not the first virgin this guy has had on his knee.

  • FUCKING GREAT! MORE LIBERAL BASTARDS ON THE MEDIA! JUST GREAT!

  • it kind of looks like a seal, actually!

  • I fucking love you! :D

    Love Star Trek TNG ^^, and yes, that story is a very nice metaphor for our religions and the insanity of humankind!

  • it looks like a gieant penis...

  • yeah i was mountain biking a while ago and popped my tire. the pieces from the tire for.... ABSO-FUCKING-LUTELY NOTHING! OMFG DO A NEWS STORY ON ME!

  • oh god, please eliminate these young turks, they are satans messengers

  • @033boston lol, Im thumbing this up only because I interpret this as 100% sarcasm!

  • Another interpretation of this story is that the virgin mary caused the crash and burnt a picture of herself onto his leg

  • I ONCE CRAPPED A TURD THAT WAS THE EXACT IMAGE OF MOHAMMED

  • @Sonnelion Bull shit you fucker chistians are the cream of the fuckin crop you Jewish bastard

  • @forrestfire23 wrong your both wrong

  • ...why not? once upon a time there was a virgin inside a pussy, than one day...

  • I fell off my motorcycle and have a scar of Mr Hanky on my leg !

  • Christians make me PUKE. The scum of the Earth.

  • @604Sonnelion all religions make me PUKE, buddhism must be the only one that i respect.... Yes i am an atheist

  • 2 years ago i slid off my bike had a heart on my knee looked straight at the girl iliked so much and she was crying.I didnt tell her about the heart thing cause i was actually scared because well i dont know! She was sort of an atheist not really but sort of i was a christian. I was 9 or 10 at the time..I just turned 12 on March 20

  • @FuzionBranz what do you mean you saw a heart??????

  • @jailenerose98 Like I had a heart on my knee like in the perfect shape after sliding of my bike

  • rotflmao (about the comments)

  • To me, it looked like a leprechaun to me.

  • Catholics are not required to believe in any private revelation. Furthermore, people should not be quick to jump to the conclusion that a cut or burn or anything of that sort is necessarily a sign from God. It could be, and that's why it's a private revelation. As Catholics, we are required to consent to public revelation. However, some private revelation is deemed worthy of belief, such as Our Lady of Fatima, or Our Lady of Lourdes.

  • @phil8888 Regardless, it is mere pareidolia.

  • so if i get a motorbike and crash i can get a really old chick on my lap?

    not for me

  • theincrediblerock

    Check this rock out....nothing compares!

  • People who ride motorcycles should believe in god - priceless

  • why would you ask this jew? 1:10

  • I only see a dumb ass !

  • OH THE PICARD THE PICARD

  • I see a big abrasion!

  • "it's a sign saying people who ride motorcycles should believe in God" WTF

  • My wife just gave me anal, I saw Jesus!!!!!!!

  • @Mrphatbastard1

    once i fucked ur mom and i saw Muhammad !

  • @edtingh974 How do you know it was Muhammad?? There aren't any pictures, you know!! Probably just my Mom's pussy!! Enjoy!!

  • @Mrphatbastard1 ah that is where you are wrong there are pictures of muhammad

  • @MeisterReaper Ah, No!! There are pictures of my mom's pussy! They look exactly the same, with the dark hair and all. You want I should send you some pictures??

  • I have a spider bite that's taking a long time to heal. I finally squeezed out the puss 2 days ago and now that it's scabbing over, it looks like Oprah Winfrey without makeup. What does this mean? Should I award mini vans to a studio full of white women?

    P.S: I GROW MY OWN FOOD AND I SHIT IN AN OUTHOUSE!!!

  • Real or not, I hope your alright after your crash.. And I hope the virgin mary, and all her people was there too save you.

  • didnt see shit and i have nothing to compare it to u homo

  • i know mexicans that would pay to have that shit on them lmao

  • What a load of shit lol!!!!!!!

  • Let's all have horrific accidents, and see what appears! I bet i'll get scooby doo ^_^

  • Wow what an imagination,no wonder all religions are corrupted.

    Religion is man made to control.

    God is God created to love.Go to the source and you will find truth,look anywhere else and you will find the lies.

  • if a guardian angel was watching over him, I don't think he would've fallen in the 1st place

  • @SFO14 maybe its optical illusion, or maybe a guarding angel has control over his life, but he has the will to make his own decisions. lets just say motorcycle was bad decision. guardian angel cant control that, bu can control his life at brink of death. i dint claim, i stated a maybe; a "what if".

  • @SFO14 the point is the injury was nothing but a scar, ok,

    I hate it how atheists find every little advantage to bring believers down or or disproove god or something, believe what you wanna believe

  • @SFO14 no no no no no, it doesnt madder if he fell or not point is, he's ok and not hurt except for his scar thats a miracle in itself

  • @SFO14 his gaurdian angel was too busy obssessing over philly cream cheese.....

  • @SFO14  your right

  • @SFO14 Miracles are always a matter of hind sight. Angels never show up before you almost die.

  • Okay just to clarify its Catholics that see the virgin Mary in every thing not the rest of us Christians

  • @KROMBO2 Jesus said when you see me you have seen the father.(the father being god )

  • My favorite part: Here is her head, at the top. Here is her body, in the middle. Here is her face, at the bottom.

  • Looks to me like a crescent moon... Hope you're not too attached to eating pork!

  • That's one shitty guardian angel you got if it didn't help you from crashing in the first place.

  • looked more like a grim ripper to me. haha retarded

  • Are you serious? Does someone REALLY thinks that is the virgin mary?

    God, jesus, virgina mary: if they were real, do you think they appear on a MOTORCYCLE SCAR?

    Please call your doctor, it may have something for you.

  • @rudegnappo i agree with you but i think this is ment to just be a video that makes you go wow! not one saying omg its a sign belive in god and blahblahblah

  • Ohhh WTF! Are you guys serious, talking about some virginmary, god and jesus bullshit! Get a fucking therapy, thats what you need, didn't Jesus tell you?! lol!

  • cont- and I survived to tell about it and the whole trip down was painless I remember laughing at first then crying only cause it was making me dizzy then hit the concrete floor somehow without any injuries at all. also wasn't much if any leeway at the end. there's more to this story but well no point if you will just believe what you want to believe... although I bother to tell the rest at times.

  • well I fell down the stairs when I was just old enough to Barely walk around and I had a flying start through the air (basement stairs) when my brother who was 3 or so was behind the door at the top of the stairs.. and I just walked past and he closes it and it hits me in the back and pushes me and i just like flew and i remember time standing still for a split second and I saw an image appear in my mind's eye to tuck my head,. chin to my chest(I didn't know language yet) and I did just that

  • "maybe it's like a kind of a sign that says people who ride motorcycles should believe in god" lol smart ass dude xD

  • People will do almost anything for 3minutes on-air.

    Plz: Get a life!

  • @bigfoot799 I'm but wasn't the bronze age mytholgys the pagan ones of Greece Rome and Egypt?

  • creapy but fucking retarded.

  • @bigfoot799 I'm christian I don't believe that dude

  • @TMNTPIZZA but you're still a Christian, which makes you delusional and stupid for living your life based on Bronze Aged mythology.

  • Is this what makes the news?

  • And that explains why in future clips of this TYT, you talk about the Picard as some kind of god. That was really freaking me out.

  • I love that episode of Star Trek. Thanks Cenk.

  • retard

  • If thats the Virgin Mary on his leg then the Virgin Mary is a Pain and if it were me,I would want the Virgin Mary to go away fast. Maybe some NEOSPORIN® will help get rid of the Virgin Mary.

  • jajaja "I Think its a sign that people who ride motorcycles should believe in god " jaja

  • lol If the guardian angel was looking over him why did he let him crash in the first place? that's some incompetent angels the christians have...

  • Even more proof that Christians are so stupid they'll believe ANYTHING!

  • @bigfoot799 everybody has the right to believe in what they want , the fact that you don't does not give you the right to call somebody stupid just because they are not like you ...

  • so what my sneezes look like jesus

  • not crazy at all

  • lmao did he just compare the virgin mary to captain picard? lol

  • Jesus gave his mother Mary the graces that God gave him so that she will know the hearts and minds of all. In sense to help you lead you to Jesus. That's my faith and I'm sticking to it.

  • @fotoflik wow the fact that you know that know that off the top of your head almost makes me wanna be a satinist but i dont like buring

  • Read the scripture at the time when Mary and Joseph presented baby Jesus for the first time in the Temple. I'll let you research that and then youll think about it for a while.

  • this is so stupid read your bible people mary is not GOd and does not watch over people.....

  • TO THOSE ANTI CHRIST !

    WILLL YOU SHUT YOUR MOUTH ?!?

    IF YOU DONT BELEIVE IN CHRIST SO YOU BETTER RSEPCT OUR RELIGION ..!

  • "I see a big abrasion" - lol!

  • You better cut that off, freeze dry it and sell it on ebay

  • @nolangreen ew lol

  • Rom 3:10 As it is written, There is none righteous, no, not one:

    Luk 11:27 And it came to pass, as he spake these things, a certain woman of the company lifted up her voice, and said unto him, Blessed is the womb that bare thee, and the paps which thou hast sucked.

    Luk 11:28 But he said, Yea rather, blessed are they that hear the word of God, and keep it.

    Jesus rebukes this woman for such a statement, and corrects her. Mary was just a vessel, and she said she needed a Saviour.

  • @fullmetalcorset I just do not know how men can do that women it just does not make sense. It could be something from a long time ago cause' men used to have sex with someone and move on but we are more civilized now. I mean come on i'm a male and I would never do something like that, probably do not believe me since all guy's say that and they dump you within two weeks. How on god's earth can someone do that???

  • If you have to say, "and this would be the body, head, face" you're just being superstitious

  • Hate to say it, but Mary is still dead. She wasn't divine only her son was.

  • @WTU208 How is she dead? And how is she not divine when she bore Jesus?

    Mary is very much alive in Heaven and in the hearts of Christians who love her Son. Since she was born with no sin, she cannot die. Jesus's Holy Blood came from God yes, but it also came from Mary, since Jesus was inside her womb. If she wasn't divine, then she would not give birth to Him, but she did, therefore she overflows with grace; she is Holy, Pure, and most definately divine.

    Have a nice evening/morning! God Bless!

  • I just burnt my Jesus, and saw an image of toast!

  • I took a crap yesterday and it looked like STUPID RELIGIOUS PEOPLE!

  • "People that ride motorcycles should believe in God."

    Brilliant.

  • This is is y u should believe in God

  • @ninjadude7159 This is exactly why you should not believe in God.

    You start seeing things.