Topless Surprise!
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From: JPizzle1122
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  • thanks for the upload..such a nice video..!!

    myhomerenovation 1 week ago

  • Thanks

    zottelmischel 3 weeks ago

  • "A real man would've dropped their gun and mounted that bitch"

    And THAT was the comment of the week. XD

    krysala 3 weeks ago in playlist Season 1

  • I had to sit through 30m of a Steven Seagal flick just to see this & now this crap

    0532MOET 3 weeks ago

  • WHERE ARE THE TITS!? >:(

    iArMyGaMeR 1 month ago 4

  • DOUCHE

    justanotherbum007 1 month ago

  • I came for boobs. Fuck you!

    fbruvik 1 month ago

  • SEU MERDA FILHO DA PUTA, ENFIA SEUS COMENTARIO DE CINEMA NO MEIO DO SEU CU, SEU BABACA, VIADO DO CARALHO,.

    AndreTopFuel 1 month ago

  • shut the fuck up

    ThePapper234 1 month ago

  • where the fuck is the boobs

    maxo692 1 month ago

  • Erika Eleniak is the only reason to watch Under Siege. There is hardly any inkling truth in the rest of the film concerning anything. It's about 99.9% Hollywood theory.

    tarzan322 1 month ago

  • WHERE THE FUCK IS THE TITS YOU LIEING PICE OF SHIT

    Mrboomx 1 month ago 2

  • sorry my dick send me here ~__~

    tbstbs1 1 month ago

  • "Scientologist wacko". Damn, right.

    Gallifrey103 1 month ago in playlist Season 1

  • i thought there were likeable things about it; Gandolfini is always great, and Travolta was a nicely loserish baddie, but overall very forgettable. Nothing like as intense as the dark, taut

    original.

    RandyLahey911 1 month ago in playlist Season 1

  • mother fucker u wasted my time n money...

    udirai 1 month ago

  • Well I didn't consider it false advertising bc I immediately recognized it as the chick jumping out of the cake in Under Siege. I did think it was that scene with the nipples boxed out though.

    StuUngar 1 month ago

  • Wow, this is so weird! It is so different from today's episodes!

    AviatorVlogs 2 months ago in playlist Season 1

  • Meh. Hard to imagine. Oh, well. Too bad that kind of "advertising" won't make it go viral... Unless you're going to put tits in it, then it just might! Oh, well. Maybe I'll catch you out on Twitter or something one of these days. Until then, back to the sand box...

    MrJavadewd 2 months ago

  • Sadly, I'm sure I would have subscribed to this and liked it... If I wasn't brought here by spam and t'ts. What a rip-off...

    MrJavadewd 2 months ago 14

  • @MrJavadewd - And sadly, if it wasn't for the tits - you wouldn't be here at all... so...

    JPizzle1122 2 months ago 14

  • @JPizzle1122 Which is really sad, because it seems semi-entertaining, even the one with "Rachel Nichols: Sexy Soldier," at least enough that if I had ran across it by other means, I'd be sharing it with others through various social networks... Just sayin'. You kinda cheapened yourself. I guess I just don't get that.

    MrJavadewd 2 months ago

  • @MrJavadewd - It's advertising, SEO 101... this video was sitting around for years with minimal views. I recently changed the title to something that pulls in viewers, and while it might "trick" some people, there are plenty of others who would have never discovered the show otherwise, and are now subscribers, etc.

    JPizzle1122 2 months ago

  • stop poluting youtube you a**hole

    dhgrazer 2 months ago

  • Lelet nya.......

    adetulsi 2 months ago

  • potato

    

    littlemacjoe1 2 months ago in playlist Season 1

  • 1. pause

    2. dislike

    3. click another video

    gullrv 2 months ago

  • there is nothing wrong in going into the nether realms of youtube...

    datwhitemexican 2 months ago

  • Cheer to Aikido Master Steven Segal!

    WoundedKneeJane 2 months ago

  • Howw did i get here ? I was watching monkeys dancing...

    snuffykacey 2 months ago

  • Thats the good thing about movies...they dont have to be reality!

    416asshole 2 months ago

  • fag douche

    luvtoeatit2000 2 months ago

  • pelham 123 sucked. under siege was much better

    cotton1983 2 months ago

  • pelhem 123 sucked. under siege was much better

    cotton1983 2 months ago

  • nothing better to do with your time?

    agent50586 2 months ago

  • You told the cook to make muffins, bakers bake, cooks cook. Gosh.

    LoVeBBlancaster 2 months ago

  • Some people get rick rolled...

    You just got " gay harry potter dressed as men in black rolled"

    dontreplyvirus 2 months ago

  • Comment removed

    dontreplyvirus 2 months ago

  • kfn

    mshal91 2 months ago

  • When you're horny, skipping through this video and on to the next is the natural preference...

    Jesu123 2 months ago

  • how did i get here from a mw2 montage wtf?

    xSKRILLERx 2 months ago

  • My penis lead me here

    ThePhluff 2 months ago

  • j pizzle.... currently waiting for the headline, "unknown man killed as result of tricking thousands of people to watch shitty videos"

    133tpk3r 2 months ago

  • hey perverts go watch porn and get the fuck out of youtube, you pathetic losers

    Slipdax 2 months ago

  • idiot

    

    MrSzoto 2 months ago

  • not bad

    alexpurohit 2 months ago

  • SHUT UP!

    carlatan 2 months ago 26

  • Comment removed

    BON3SHAK3R 2 months ago

  • @BON3SHAK3R - No. And that's not even funny.

    JPizzle1122 2 months ago

  • Why is his lightsaber green ;o ill give it some less power ;D

    JDMResistent 2 months ago

  • lame

    iwtma 2 months ago

  • @boobiz765 pornhub.com

    UNSCxGHOST092790 2 months ago

  • no matter when or where i always end up deep in the weird part of youtube...

    IntScout3 2 months ago 117

  • @IntScout3 Damn buddy I agree so hard with you that I maybe become your opinion :DDD I hate this guy but Im watching him and I dont even know him ! WTF IS HE TALKIN?!

    DeviLBenjo 2 months ago

  • @IntScout3

    Most of YouTube is the weird part now.

    icarus313 2 months ago

  • @IntScout3 that's cause you got a perv mind, don't feel so bad there's almost 2mil who are jus like you.

    MegaGuluva 2 months ago

  • @IntScout3

    amen brudda

    Hedgepook 1 month ago

  • @IntScout3 i didnt know you could reply to yourself :D

    IntScout3 4 weeks ago

  • @boobiz765 get a girlfriend faggot

    hbkwithurmothafucka 2 months ago

  • sucks

    djiido 2 months ago

  • I want to see half naked women, not a geek talking about movies!

    Beardedragon48 2 months ago

  • WHAT A FAG. STOP MISLEADING PEOPLE TO LISTEN TO UR DUMB FUCKIN MOVIES REVIEWS. FUCKIN POLE SMOKER

    juandigz 2 months ago

  • You suck

    mangamathys 2 months ago

  • This video sucks man ...

    iSONEYURI 2 months ago

  • right well i have seen some other of this guys view on movies and well really you think you know a good movie please

    ThedScar4444 2 months ago

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    DarkAngelXVampire 2 months ago

  • @JPizzle1122 . okay so she cant spell. that doesnt mean you gotta bully her about it. you are so rude. she was just making a point.

    msxstatam2011 2 months ago

  • @msxstatam2011 - I do when the comment is stupid and/or negative...

    JPizzle1122 2 months ago

  • Keep doing what you do, you something that most of others don't.

    Remember, a bad comment is much better than "no comment". Good luck

    gvatanpo1 3 months ago

  • i dont whant see kermit

    poguematane 3 months ago

  • you are a retard

    

    slambo98802 3 months ago

  • I'ma smack those glasses off you this is so lame

    macallan30forme 3 months ago

  • Steven Seagan can't act, you are a fucking tard, what's your point? LOL

    macallan30forme 3 months ago

  • this is where you realized you're invisible to women and jacking off is just "part of life" like paying taxes

    macallan30forme 3 months ago

  • so ur like a constant downer huh

    residentevil2142 3 months ago

  • Gay

    I000and1 3 months ago

  • fuck

    

    eusackeith 3 months ago

  • omg that sucks!

    katie7573 3 months ago

  • this is my dick (c===3) this is you dick (c===============3)

    yes this is contradictory of the every youtube comment ever.

    iamlegendbitches 3 months ago

  • not you again ! Dork !

    63magilla 3 months ago

  • God never make any more videos again this stuff is dumb

    2013ducello 3 months ago

  • shtp

    denisette 3 months ago

  • @klavins7 that guy is black

    aartbastiaan22 3 months ago

  • ur ugly

    xXFATxPEPPERSXx 3 months ago

  • Blah blah blah mis leading title u nerd

    frankjutay 3 months ago

  • ლ(ಠ益ಠლ) Y U NO SHOW WHAT WE ALL CAME FROM?

    xmaxfactorx 3 months ago

  • fucking nerd.

    MrPinkrider 3 months ago

  • Anyone else click on this with a chubby and lose it instantly when they saw that guy?

    gamezky 3 months ago

  • Does he have a life?

    kingslax20 3 months ago

  • Thumbs up if you think flagging should be enabled, so people can report that this video has a misleading thumbnail

    tomrees82 3 months ago

  • que pinches mamadas de este putito

    chazmaxxx 3 months ago

  • Shtup

    Dx4c8 3 months ago

  • i cant believe i just watch this -____- what a hell is wrong with me!!!!

    TheKogo22 3 months ago

  • Holy Shizzle, Roger Ebert grew back his face back! lol nice job buddy. 1 thumb up !

    docalbertbrezinski 3 months ago

  • @UberTranceK - Well, this is just the first episode, perhaps you should watch the newer stuff before being so harsh.

    JPizzle1122 3 months ago

  • @JPizzle1122 It say topless surprise,but oh well...............did not meant to be harsh!!!

    UberTranceK 3 months ago

  • I hated all three ice age movies.

    harrylane4 3 months ago

  • hahahahha, the 'history' and you say this is #1 movie night?

    jenga201 3 months ago

  • @jenga201 - Therein lies the joke.

    JPizzle1122 3 months ago

  • @JPizzle1122 are you ever going to do another movie night?

    989ZEUS 3 months ago

  • @989ZEUS - Yes of course. s3 Premiers November 18th.

    JPizzle1122 3 months ago

  • @JPizzle1122 are you serious? i got to mark that on my calender. what movie/s are you reviewing?

    989ZEUS 3 months ago

  • @jenga201 just posed the video not your fucking opinion

    bananatype98 3 months ago

  • fuck ray ramano

    jenga201 3 months ago

  • this movie CAN have a 'slumpy' 3rd act

    jenga201 3 months ago

  • nope, no muffins. his acting ability is >> yours

    jenga201 3 months ago

  • @jenga201 - Um... I wasn't acting.

    So, there's that.

    JPizzle1122 3 months ago 4

  • i love how it sounds like he says boobie night

    iloveRPG1337 3 months ago

  • mama mi a

    ChristopherBustos 3 months ago

  • Audiences

    This video is most popular with:

    Gender Age

    Male 45-54

    Male 35-44

    Male 55-64

    sharks445 4 months ago

  • ควยมึงบ่นเหี้ยไร

    enabletah 4 months ago

  • Steven Seagal is the best!

    Beun007 4 months ago in playlist Season 1

  • Taking the Pelham is ok, Under Siege is cool!

    Beun007 4 months ago

  • i just wanted to see topless women!! its that to much to ask! damn

    rick6r 4 months ago

  • "Dinosaurs living under the ice doesn't make any sense at all..." Oh, OK, but talking animals does? It's an animated film - NOTHING MAKES SENSE!

    Time4TruthDOTorg 4 months ago

  • The movie really is good, the first time I see it I can tell it really is a decent movie.

    geraldinebacalso 4 months ago

  • I'm glad I had the headphones off when I clicked on this.

    heaterman66 4 months ago

  • what the fuck is this

    magargharti 4 months ago

  • Cade os boobs ???

    marcostadeu77 4 months ago

  • 3,909 wives

    februaryz 5 months ago

  • thumbs up if you clicked on this because of the thumbnail.

    CyberSonic96 5 months ago 64

  • I actually only came because of the epicness of the title... XD

    MarZakGaMing 5 months ago

  • more videos let more cool

    sammanafunkyboys 5 months ago

  • i hate the talking...

    amstelina01 5 months ago

  • @amstelina01 yeah

    

    Buggzbunnyification 5 months ago

  • thubs up if u came here because of the naked girl photo

    kendall521 5 months ago 43

  • wow ive been hoping to see a geek instead of a naked women THANKS

    2submit 5 months ago

  • HEEYYY I THOUGH THERE WAS A GIRL NAKED :C

    nepolyte 5 months ago

  • lol my video lagg at 3:53 and its say garbage there...

    reki141 5 months ago 2

  • zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz­zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

    

    fejzir 6 months ago

  • segal was a SEAL, not just a cook. thats why he kicked ass and didnt need to mount that bitch. he gets off killing fools, and doesnt need more pussy...duh

    way26c4u1 6 months ago

  • " A real man would've dropped the gun and mounted Erika Eleniak. Fuck the world and breed the bitch with all your sperm and all your friends' sperm too for that matter " = WIN

    " Meh " from Segal = LOSE

    Was pretty sure he was gay after that scene matter of fact

    Wikipunani 6 months ago

  • pornbestsite com

    kokczers 6 months ago

  • he,i watched this movie 5 times in webmovietube..thank u

    TimmyOpel 7 months ago

  • sexy cakes aside would terrorist steal a battle ship, how easy would it be

    TheDEATHSTARIII 8 months ago

  • Dude when you said "go make some muffins", if you know how that is related to killing in the MLP fanfic world, you'd think, cooks are are still EPIC

    Takisawesome 9 months ago

  • wow Jon, you've come really far since 2009. Good job!

    MoltoEpicness 9 months ago

  • i'd probably give Under Seige a 7 because it wasnt a great movie but it had suspense,action & hilarious jokes from Steven Seagul. It's not a very good movie but it knows what it's trying to be and for that it's entertaining although a 6 rating is quite reasonable. In my opinion Ice Age 3 was a funny movie and works as a good family film. Ice Age 3 isn't great and will never be as well made and as entertaining as 1 but I think it's better then 2. For this episode:slightly disjointed but good 8/10

    KelanDWood 9 months ago

  • HOLY FUCK! YOU LOOK SO DIFFERENT WITHOUT A BEARD

    santagotback101 10 months ago

  • You obviosley never saw under siege, cuase he is a special forces guy disguised as a cook

    MrBent22 10 months ago

  • Haha, this show has changed a lot.

    turkeyslayer22 10 months ago

  • I never knew this was what you looked like just 2 years ago. Or was it uploaded only 2 years ago but recorded before? Anyway, this was good. But you've definitely improved in your newer videos.

    ninsfriend 10 months ago

  • Jon, i know it's the 1st episode and all, but when you say that a Cook isnt going to save to day... well, the Half-Life series would like a word with you.

    edfreak9001 10 months ago

  • Have any of his characters every been challenged in any movie?

    Letterman0412 10 months ago

  • X  For SEXY!

    SawingKing7 11 months ago

  • ????? LOL????LOL???LOL???

    misty181920 11 months ago

  • walang kuwenta

    

    CESAR187304 11 months ago

  • You shouldd check out the movie Mighty Morphin Power Rangers the movie and it's pretty good for a movie based on the series good scenes it's a good way to bring back the interest of the show I'd give it a 8/10

    foxgirl90120 11 months ago

  • Wow, it seems strange watching this again, I can hardly believe how poor quality the sound and video seems compared to what you do now

    BabyWhyman 11 months ago

  • 100% movie to watch! ive watched this at webmovietube and many other more movies too :)

    leonidaroofner27 11 months ago

  • The taking of Pelham 123 remake doesn't do well mostly thanks to the F**K You third act. The original is way better

    clashrogers 1 year ago

  • undersiege got a 6 and that's s.s. best movie

    nlmoviefan 1 year ago

  • Wow, this show has gotten so much better since '09. This first episodes comes off more as "a self-righteous movie buff on public TV," in contrast to the intelligent, interactive YouTube movie discussion it's become today. Glad to see that you, unlike many other YouTubers, are not opposed to constant improvement of your content!

    freshstartcomedy 1 year ago

  • 5:30 ..... JIZZ IN MY PANTS!

    HyrozanuD 1 year ago

  • its pronounced FELAM

    TreacherousBananas 1 year ago

  • I really miss the old, longer intro, I liked seeing all the various movie covers scan through......it would be nice to see this implemented back into the show.

    luckyc120 1 year ago

  • R u serious ice age 3 was so funny

    TheRyan0001 1 year ago

  • jonny paula, i give u credit for da fact da kids might be confuse of dinosaurs under the earth. but u have to understand that putting a new world under the earth is just making real the legend of "hallow earth".

    Audet00953 1 year ago

  • pelham is awesome! I give it a 9!

    titmousetalks 1 year ago

  • wow you look different without a beard, and yes, i know this is a year old.

    BobifyYou 1 year ago