Blinding fast chess game

[Gr8rThenU]

holy shit Uploaded 16 Aug 2005 D: D::D:D:D:D: Dear God this is the oldest youtube video I have ever seen I may add this too my favourites now I have 1540 favourited videos :)

[chainsawcraig]

SHIRTS VS SKIN SMART STYLE!

[fauttyfoeva]

best part 0:57

[wadisupyo]

lol they are waiting to get their hair cut.... u can hear the buzzer

[awfraleigh]

@wadisupyo sounds more like a vibrator haha

[Lawliet1409]

I laughed so hard when his Knight got knocked over. What if it had been his King? xDD

[masteircheef]

@Lawliet1409 then it truely would have been the quickest game ever

[OneJazzKid]

Well..it certainly is fast and i could not do that, congratz;). But I watched a little bit step by step, and you play what my grandpa calls "robberchess" :D:D:D

[Andrewvw100]

I'm blind!

[ThePointIs914]

that was awesome! forget what these idiots say

[Disendant]

These two have been drinking Red Bull.

[XxmusicisamazingXD]

these guys are chess ninjas

[dnavarro37]

DONT TRY THIS AT HOME!

[shyanXD]

yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh you just proved youll never get laid

[KingOfKatamari]

BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

This is quite impressive.

[bland158495]

dear lord... incredibly gay

[bardia971]

is that iMac Pro behind him?

[TheFenderGK]

best part of the video is the 1999 computer in the backround

[SyFyGamer]

dat laugh @ 1:00

[qweboost23]

i'm amazed how they know where each piece is, like what ever someone cheats and says checkmate

[Cleopatra7899]

the guy is hot and smart(: the one on the right

[RAZEMUSIC1]

why is the description "30s blitz..." when the vid is 1.04

[Simlagg]

Then they had gay bum sex. The End

[subnoizerats]

I'll bet that the first time either one of them get laid finishes (probably on himself) 1 minute 2.9sec faster than that chess game.

[leroyjenkins28]

i like poop

[ILedah]

The virginity with these two are strong

[Blenkinsop999]

Number of virgins in this film: 2

[KingCroutonL]

I forgot how the horsie moves :3

[rodeowhopper]

Congratulations you just got the world record for being a couple of nerds

[chessbaser]

Woaaa! So fast!!! Is that a French defence exchange var. guys? Are both of you really chessmasters? Then, why I didn't see your faces in international tournaments...hmmm, just wonderin'...

[cenmuarakarang]

i dont understand they just copy each other moves.. and wtf? sacrifice queens?

[23bcannoli9900]

Great Generals should be like this.... Winning wars in 2 Minutes and World Wars in 10.....

[tytybobo99]

Nerds

[jennalovesjb17]

who else heard the chat announce on facebook one the video and actually checked facebook but had no chat

[GuyonthaBlock]

Short shorts Vs No shirt

[TheSFSkinny]

i dont belive that they actually played a good game

[theInconvience]

These are some real winners...

[skullzcrusher]

The virginity is strong in this one.

[vanishy0urself]

This gotta be staged. There's no time to even see the move at that speed. You can't even move that fast without smashing the board to pieces.

[RCPMione]

I consider myself a fast chess player, but not to this level!

[Kryptoslol]

All done while someone shaves their pubes in the background.

[Abramighty]

Skinny Jacob

[TheArtofUTube]

Sounds like someone using a vibrator.

[MegaIhateit]

fuuuuuuuuu...

That's fast!

[pleb88smoggie]

fukin hell

[AwesomeLegoMaster]

I would have enjoyed the video, but it was so fast I got blinded -_-

[fr3eman1]

Look at the guys legs, it's like he has never used them. Exept to get to a chess table.

[mechi1993]

@fr3eman1 my legs are nearly the same. Its not caused by not doing sport, its just genetic.

[Lugmillord]

That poor timer was never hit that much before.

[ngmaze]

CHOMPION HEEYAHH HEEYAAHHH

[jkbrowns12]

The timer slowly moves to the right...

[judegines]

i can't help to notice but... you have a shitty computer.

[AhYaOk]

its fake stupids

[nanuka711]

guys like this is why i lose on time before mate in 1

[MrRazorblade999]

Aaah, get a tan

[TheIlovemusic8]

@riepdiep10 um how could they their other hand wasint moveing rlly fast and i could tell.....

[MrSubjectX]

Sounds like a remix

[riepdiep10]

These guys defeniatly use speed.

[xbox4life28]

so who won? i honestly can't tell

[FeelDespair]

damn he shouted like a nerd

[brotherfreak]

man that guys forehead is huge

[L337Hoodi3Ninj4]

get played son

[IIVikingII]

In Soviet Russia chess plays you

[Benobot99]

AT 0:43 , WHAT KIND OF MOVE WAS THAT?

[OmniLegend]

...what did I just watch?

[luismiguel9911]

y did he celebrate at the end?

[sierinlang]

our local barber in philippines plays like this..

[GummiKillz]

im just like "wats happening?" lol

[ArtanisOwns]

FAKE

[RobbexRally]

i think someone is cutting they're hair in the back round

[Mr4NiceOne]

@IDKman555

@TheKittyCharm

dump ass people :(

you missed my point ?

[BarneyPwnsU]

Because chess is a sport in which taking your shirt off is appropriate... Wouldn't want all that sweat to get on your shirt and all...

[ErMalditOx]

otra partida?

[CarlosCH1221]

Blinding eh .....

[AnonimCrysty]

wtf...

[Monstoday]

Superb :-) Any idea what the background sound was? Sounded like a circular saw I think.

[pureownage333]

I am now blind..

[Mr4NiceOne]

it's cool to play fast games like this but this is NOT chess!!!

[brownwallet942]

@Mr4NiceOne It is chess

[Mr4NiceOne]

@brownwallet942 naah

[TheKittyCharm]

@Mr4NiceOne It is chess...Dumb ass

[Mr4NiceOne]

@TheKittyCharm of course it's chess you ignorant bitch!

[TheKittyCharm]

@Mr4NiceOne Change of mood xD

[IDKman555]

@Mr4NiceOne I'm sorry about the stupid people calling you an idiot, i understand!

[splitsticks]

Forget actually PLAYING the game, I couldn't even move pieces that fast without demolishing the board.

[AniAddictDaisuken]

Mind has been blown!

[rooksman64]

damn that guy has a HUGE forehead

[no100yang]

lol guy in white shirt cheated, you cant use to hands, u must only use 1 hand, and whatever hand you used to take piece or touch piece is the only hand at that move to hit ur clock lol just saying :)

[MrDmanflan]

@no100yang ye dumb son

[FiretruckBananaLOL]

am i the only person whos bothered by the fact that one guy doesnt have a shirt on and the other guy is wearing really short shorts? ( cmon you know u noticed it too)

[practicesafebreath14]

@FiretruckBananaLOL 0.o wat were they doing before they started playing chess is the real question to be answered

[flarekary]

@FiretruckBananaLOL

I'm sure their just at a house or whatever, dont' care what clothing they wear.

[29vshadow]

guess they drank a lot of redbull...

[Randummlogger]

I wonder how the hair cut turns out...

[asdftheguy]

Redbull gives you wings...

[SYSRQQRSYS]

i thought fast chess would always be a legend

[IGOTNEXT1981]

that's good shit there bro i like that

[Dannyisgreatful]

this game happened so fast that the guy who lost the bet was already getting his hair cut before the game even started! :O

[Minsheme]

@Dannyisgreatful And the award for first non-stolen joke in the top comments goes to...

[VonShoemaker]

that's insane

[sabogako78]

they play slow and the pieces drop a lot.not a fast game though.

[idontknowagoodusrnam]

HOLY CRAP

[firendable]

they've just practiced to this and they are just moving lol

[castper]

OH MY GOD IM BLIND!

[kennyb010]

At first I thought nerds. Then I thought future corporate power business men.

[Dragonite202020]

ahhah some1 is really getting a haircut

[dj8c]

Lol fail " so rehersed " is wat i meant

[dj8c]

Sonrehersed

[maddorox]

it takes me this long to realise how a knight can move.... T_T

[nuthead611]

@maddorox same here

[dumbnstuck]

whos usin a vibrator

[bosefasaurus]

Shirtless chess is the ONLY way to play. The fabric is far too confining methinks.

[FussyMedusa]

i play chess with my shirt off when its this intense too

[delhigod]

loser has to blow the other guy

[xiajunting]

部機就壞啦

[MoldytoasterMedia]

noobs

[DinoKicker]

put some clothes on fag

[softwhere07]

lol. that is fast!

[Regards200800]

thumps up if your pause button is broken.

[Nat4Brendan]

Is it wrong that I'm turned on by this? o.O

[funayyshiz]

they get all the bitches....just not fair

[TheSeattlegreen]

What the FUCK was that !!!!!!

[CHASV123456]

Red Bull gives you wings.

[demerda]

Not great game... just exchanging pieces

[InnerDog]

Is someone sitting on a vibrator?

[nkp160821]

@InnerDog it could be a fan or something, idk lol =P

[macman1218]

why i ask WHHHHYYYYYYYYYYY

[TheDemonPotato]

Was anyone else hoping the guy with no shirt on would win?

[SlimShady8685]

virgens...

[BoTviX]

@SlimShady8685

facepalm...

[fiendishsword2]

@BoTviX facepalm agree!

[themanofthisplace]

NERDS!

[AfroG96]

Nerds these days.....

[securuslol]

If they're grandmasters what's their names? I mean, they're pretty young to be grandmasters and I know there's been grandmasters as young as 13, but that's pretty rare. Also the one on the left lost the ability to castle in the first few moves, which is kind of something a GM would generally try to avoid. I'm just saying, I'm finding it hard to believe they're both GMs. If anyone isn't familiar with blitz games, they can be played by pretty much anyone who has enough practice, not only GMs

[iluvfatdik333]

So...... have they gotten laid yet? LMFAO!!!!

[Kanubai]

me and my friend used to do this. 1 minute each. i usually won. :D

[Smashlikeapro124]

it's like they rehearsed this

[YeahOdude]

wooooow they are nerds

[BattleChessGN18]

Well there we have it. You wanted people to ask you about the shirtlessness. Now, go ahead and answer, please.

[kikook222]

How do you practice for this?

[eczp2002]

This is slow... 

[drdoom]

They are International Masters.

[mckill2007]

@drdoom i dont think IM's humiliate himself by not wearing clothes...

[RapNameChaudeezy18]

"Chessmasters" ay, drdoom?

[pencilman222000]

We have people at my school that do this, often times we just put 44 seconds on the timer to see who can win that fast.

[Chawwwwwley]

Won*

[Chawwwwwley]

I wasnt blided by the chess game so much as by the guys facial expression when he one

[BBoyGiven]

beast.... XD

[1111Davo1]

we call it 1min chess, its not that hard to play

[AznGirlLoveYou]

If it's "Blinding", why can we see them moving the pieces. For this to be an epic chess tournament, you'd need some ninja asians xD

[beckerqueiroz]

I'm sure they're anything but chess masters, lol

[ChickityChoice]

@beckerqueiroz Why? They seemed to know what they were doing pretty well.

[beckerqueiroz]

@ChickityChoice Yeah, but if you pay attention to the moves you will easily see they are not masters. No masters play like this, even in a 1+0 controled game.

[AproposOfMe]

In Russia Chess guy make first move.

[TheOnlyJwh1t3]

@AproposOfMe that makes no sence, it would be, in soviet russia black moves first

[AproposOfMe]

@TheOnlyJwh1t3 it's more of a reference to the joke a chess player never makes the first move in the context of per say dating. The joke being in russia Chess players are ballsy.

[Hezzenheffers]

Evrything works better without a shirt ^^

[DisturbedV7]

Did the other guy take off his top to distract the other hairy bloke?

[e3axordos]

this is older than the internet

[cessna65423]

Reminds me of the final scene in the movie WARGAMES.

[octopuscollective]

so someone is definitely buzzing their hair in the background

[lolatmyaccounts]

Video made in 2005, this is a very very old video

[silviosmith]

well, its so cool, i invy you!!!

[deluxe4ever23]

this guy on the left is definatly anorexic ..

[can0mark]

@deluxe4ever23

Nah, they're just poor over there.

[Za7Dom9]

Nope, I can still see

[tarikay93]

@MIILKEYS What a stupid comment. Get a life okay?

[14TylerA]

@MIILKEYS I don't

[themanofthisplace]

@MIILKEYS me to

[jhujew]

"HAAAAAAAAAA CHAMPIONNNNN YEAAAA YEAAA YEAAAA" LOL

[ninjakittyboom]

all i can say is... WOW!

[FadeNXC2]

was someone getting a haircut or something?

[Beast9156]

@FadeNXC2 Flowbee... or a vibrator

[MrKevinOpel]

@FadeNXC2 its that desktop computer in the background

[UltraDragonDragon]

@MrKevinOpel Totally :D

[frosty1433]

@FadeNXC2 ya, the guy that won was next. lol

[HardCorpsPredator]

Wow.

[thijskrol1]

chess is only a hate crime between black and white ^^