Jack Nicholson Looking For Dark Knight(Jackulator9000)

[RENEDU2]

I don't have a tv..

[Ukrainerocks]

8:45 I still have VHS you bitch.

[Whitechapel50]

3:35-3:50 Jack totally tells that guy off lol

[JMS06723]

hehe he though the first person was a automated voice

[palpatine17]

"You can't make an omelette without breaking a few eggs!"

[TheBackOfTheBoat]

"The Dark Tits" sounds like the title of one of those cheesy Cinemax pornos

[TheRhinehart86]

These more complicated nicholson soundboards arent very good, the sentences sound too broken up, Im surprised they work as well as they do

[malechauvinistxy]

"The Dark Tits"....rofl

[negroape]

Have you ever called a dvd store in the pale moonlight?

[kyebean]

ho. ho! hoooooooooooaaaaaaaaaaoooowwww­ww!!! lollllllll

[ctipple1981]

First time I've listened to this one in a while, but I'd say this is one of the finest Jackulator calls.

[TheMerlinOfAR]

did he say bacon-horse-cock-Lando at 8:52 ?

[TheMainhole88]

this was great

[ScarletSnake]

The guy at 6:31 sounds EXACTLY like the guy jack called to inform about "somebody took a shit in your backyard" (aka Helpful Neighbor) look it up and listen....

[CaptWildcat14]

Anyway, um, it was, my memory was refreshed...

[jhiller21]

"thank you for calling hollywood video where you can ---"

"Shuuudddduuuppp"

as a former hollywood employee this makes me lmao

[KaiChippi]

in-con-CEIVABLE.

[dylanchaput54]

"Do you have the Dark Tits"? "DVD..tits", "Sensitive tits" "Struggling with her tits in a straight jacket" "My friends pissed all over my tits" Hilarious lines!!!

[RENEDU2]

baby Batman..

[Zagstrak]

4 people didn't have the Dark Tits

[jlcochran]

Ha...you thought it was a recording at first.

[WARSHIPSATIN999]

movie people are so mean

[ctipple1981]

That story Jack tells from 2:50 to 3:08 always cracks me up. 

[myfriendscool6793]

Jack be joker again

[hodoboc]

The Dark Tits? That's a great name for a movie..

[ctipple1981]

Merry Christmas, ho ho hoooooooooooooooooooooooo!

[xraycat30]

"Blue Ray we don't sell"

"Aaahhh!!! Shit...SUCKS" LOL

[kvan1917]

"Have a good day STUPID-ASS!"

[kerins94]

"do you have the dark TITS"

[dmh091]

"Shut up!"

"What?"

"Oh, Merry Christmas"

LOL

[4EyedFool]

9:15 - Do you have the Dark tits? LOOOOOOL

[jmperry100]

lol "as my memory was refreshed"

[ReconTwowords]

Do you have it on DvD?

Yes we have it for dvd...

GOD DAMN BOY WOOOOOO!

[CallinFromSpringfeel]

i feel like creating 20 alt accounts so i can 5 this 20 more times.

[dking987]

hhahahha how bout that dark night dvd

shadap

shutup?

[XViciouslyDeliciousX]

5:50-When he sighs because the guy says it's better than Jack Nicholsons I crapped my pants.

[CallinFromSpringfeel]

holy shit, EPIC sound editing! well done my man

[drdread70]

He was such a great actor. *cries*

[munoxxx]

GODDMAN BOY!

WOOOOOOOOU!

[ReconTwowords]

that made me laugh

[munoxxx]

shut your piehole!

shut your sackhole!

[simpIysweetness]

Great word combo! Love when he says shit and freaks out!

[munoxxx]

jerking off...mike...I did...LMFAO.

[konj11]

lol, 1:42 - 3:15... awesome

[rep0eagle]

That was some awesome clip joining. Perfect responses every time. A++++

[tacosauce1234567]

Jack's always seems to cry over the little things

[tjwxgirl09]

Poor Jack. So misunderstood LOL

[Dadge42]

holy shit "SHUT YOUR PIEHOLLLEE"

[BadassMMA]

This prank call was great.

[NaTex2488xHMS]

no vhs'

shit....

[BadassMMA]

and not tits LOL.

[donkey69donkey69]

very clever, buddy.

[creampackage]

he was a great actor (cries)

[marcisneros]

Nuh no no no. You're just. saying. that. because. Heath....LEDGER..Diiiiiied! *sigh*

[S3rg3d4V1s]

slip through the cracks

*FART*

[waltaburge]

"my friends pissed all over my tits" lolol

[1911sa]

4:39 is the best part.

GOD DAMN BOY! WOO HOOOOO!

[1911sa]

he says "slippin through the cracks" so disgustingly.

[DERPMAX]

hahaha jack's last sentence was the best

"My friends pissed all over my tits!"

[1911sa]

...about him using drugs,

of course i was right.

[PikolUploader]

one of the best prank calls i've ever heard. and i've heard alot!!!!

[bobrossisthebest]

Jack sounds like a rambling old man talking about Heath Ledger.

[gedaman]

great picture. I can't believe how they spliced up all of the Jack lines. Sorry Jack, VHS went away in 2006.

fun fact: A History of Violence was the last movie released for VHS

[joeiskool24]

we dont have vhs

shit! lmao

[87kekeke87]

HAHAHA when that first woman answered I thought it was a recording! When she said "shut up?" I thought it was some sophisticated voice recognition system! rofl

[TheShag69]

Yeah me too, she totally sounded like a Robot Lady.

[DERPMAX]

"Do you have the Dark TITS?!"

"What?"

[miniroll32]

Still think the older Jackulator pranks are slightly better... Like the 'Burger King' and 'Indian Soup' vids

[DunkanConstruction]

lol take the night off

[brightbite]

Jack rules. Plain and simple.

[skippyisirish32]

yeah hes one of the last great actors we lost paul newman this year and he was one of my faves of all time i hope this guy sticks around for a lot longer

[brightbite]

Good acting is hard to come by these days. When the actor is very good, he also makes a great soundboard, as evidenced by the Jack soundboard.

[skippyisirish32]

thats true jack is the best

[dizeestl]

lol

[skippyisirish32]

lol dark tits

[dilusional1]

fuckin beautiful

[brooklynnite86]

jackulator keeps getting better

[mjd612]

also, for the record, Jack is the best Joker EVER

[dilusional1]

I 2nd that last comment

[66ott7]

@mjd612 i agree.

[mjd612]

hahahaha...best phone-jacking effort. however, the 'jack-cent' is coming out from putting together the random syllablyes. Otherwise, really awesome!!

[domuhoj]

man this is brilliant

[Iceman24360]

lOl Good Soundboard. :0 this is funny shit

But You got Busted :! lmao

[megaead69]

lmao!!!!!!!

[j00jy]

lol 3:37

busted!

[MADMAX53357]

jack owns!