Multi-Gregs & Contest Winners! GAQ 3/19/2011

[betumene]

I AM BETUMENE!

[WithASideOfFries]

I just did a Chat Roulette prank video and I didn't see one you-know what. I was on there for an hour or so, too.

[mattg6288]

Last

[xthereaper98x]

you tasted pennies



[WeltenbrandBM]

Where you ever kickin' in the frontseat? I believe to have once seen you sittin' on a backseat. Who do you want to kick in the frontseat in the first place? and the austrian guy's name is newspaper hat.

[d00dity]

Greg, can i drink your bath water?

[BarrowsBOY]

Time Lapse Lake full song nao.

[masonnf1]

zeitungs papier hut is a newspaper hat

[crawler697]

why the hell did i get a Spanish commercial for Disney world.....

[damarei]

Do you support Bacon Control Legislation?

[marioman60659]

I AM NOT PANICKING!!!

[MacAndStuffVideos]

YUM - Pennies!! :)

[vidoma1]

Dear Greg where did you get that beautiful Gretsch guitar in the intro and do you actually play?

Best regards, one of your icelandic fans! (yes you have fans there too)

[mediocrefilms2]

@vidoma1 Ha!!! It's a fake -- it's from Beatles Rock Band for XBox! (It's George Harrison's guitar.) And yes, I do actually play Beatles Rock Band. :)

[KimFTW0]

@mediocrefilms2 Beatles rockband FTW yeah!

[RileyZoid]

@mediocrefilms2 that guy must feel like an ass lol

[Dabobryyyy]

This entire thing is an advertisement

[ultimate0pwnage]

nooooo, lama noooooooo,

seas of happy stuff and mooooooooore

eas of happy, happy stuff and moooooooooore

i love u lama

[MountainDude300]

so i heard you like mudkipz.. is this true? O.o

[jackv96]

@MountainDude300

i very much doubt he'll get a pokemon meme

[Dekationz]

FUCK FREE AVATAR

[THEMUSICMAKESUS]

when does it say who won



[moongazer00]

:( didnt win.....

[duckdavis]

Hey Greg. How did you and Yeshmin meet? How long have you known each other? Are you two close?

[azcraigrr]

I didn't win the Flip HD, so I went out and bought one (and OMG what a nice thing that is). 1st shots - Annual Chandler Ostrich Festival (Chandler AZ) and the AZ Ren Fest (hi Twig). Amazing. Love it. So you should get a piece of the sale of this camera because I bought it after you mentioned it for the 610th time (yes, I counted). I also am officially registered in Be-the-Match, so if I save a life you should get a cut of that too. Just sayin'.

[Jooshman54]

zeitungspapierhut = newspaper hat :)

[gametupe]

fucking commercial...

[MegaMrCoolz]

Greg, why did you not ansure a video response questions

[rethinkOURreality]

What day is Friday?

[volvo145]

what 21 million clip is he talkin about? :S

[SmegChris]

When can we see Yeshmin answer questions?

[SeatonStudios1]

I have the same shirt as you wore in the intro.

[TheCumButter]

Greg . Boob?

[blackwhale6]

Greg, should i take the front seat or the back seat?

[JeffreyDMiller]

Why does anyone need to send questions asking if Greg hates them? He's answered this often and even musically. Like the song says, "I'm a middle-age guy who likes to hate folks, I'm Greg Benson!"

[CastawayRY]

when will it shine?

[Vereis]

14:17 That smile makes me emotionally ticklish.

[komotoko]

Greg, Respond to this comment if you don't like elephant Cock.

Greg, Respond to this comment if you do like Elephant Cock.

Either way it goes you better respond or the space time continium Will stop and the universe will just collapse. And gingers will rule... So do it.

[uscfb10]

@IcEmAn23104 yes i did...I won worthless crap! watch the beginning...

[SRGR1918]

What do pennies taste like?

[PokemanSuper64]

@SRGR1918 Coffee, wine and SHUT UP!

[SRGR1918]

@PokemanSuper64 Very interesting flavour.... thanks :D

[PokemanSuper64]

@SRGR1918 anytime

[andersontla]

Greg.... New Iron & Wine CD your thoughts hmmm?

[fir3hydrante]

randomguy9900 is gey.. jus sayin

[cdxpac]

don't hate masterbate

[cdxpac]

Greg my nipples are bleeding! :D

[SelfSameOther]

TIMEEEEEE LAPSE LAKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

[MegaMrCoolz]

Greg!, did you realy have sex during the "#LiveSexTweet" thing?

[akarene]

the references were all too Black. re: the kiss ... is there a wine maybe? and whats the ~handling fee?

[andrewmanford]

Greg. why can't you hurry love?

[titodj]

something is wrong with youtube.

[blackwhale6]

Is It Friday?

[AltShiftSmoke]

CAN I BUY SOME POT FROM YOU GREG!

[mbcNOOFS]

You're drinking the wrong beer, brethren .

[Phloid82]

Isn't California in Daylight Time now and not in Standard Time? Oh well. I didn't miss the Live Sex Tweet Event because of that. I missed it because I don't care.

[steve0steel]

Zeitungspapierhut means newspaperhat

(Im also from austria ;D)

[martnik]

That T-shirt makes you look sexy buff! no homo

[guyinsuit1]

Greg, can i has cheeseburger?

[MasterFallenHero]

I don't know where I work =)

[TheArtificialDork]

i didnt win but i will still watch your vids greg (cool uncle) haha !!!

[dstrube1]

Winners announced around 12:00

[MasterFallenHero]

D= I'LL NEVER WIN

[theoneandonlymizcal]

I clicked on the damn sailboat!!!!!!!!! WTF. I wasted a minute.

[ApilJuce]

Hey Greg, is it true that shaving a your pig twice a week leads to a successful career in professional hula hooping?

[VisitorCz]

But I love GAQ here :(

[MisterRmk]

Zeitungspapierhut is News paper hat!

[rolfago]

HEY GREG DO YOU AGREE THAT CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL?!

[jeremywkx]

why is the Balkan Erotic Epic allowed on youtube? I can't seem to understand how it can be a documentary...

[MattProductionsInc]

Hey Greg. How's good ol' Mr. Nimmons doin?

[danielthesard]

hair is looking good man! How many badgers does it take to fill a full sized sedan?

[xDXPxJOEx456x1]

i rather here dave lombardo of slayer doing a drum solo that that remix at the beginning of the video

[caossoa]

isnt it gay if 2 guys masturbate infront of each other on cam?

[fredzfrog]

I just, cautiously try'd chatroulette.. lots of guys but no penises! woot!

[tanic25]

greg... why didn't i win?

[tanic25]

greg could you send me a kiss?

[Thewaterofthepool]

Go on to omegle instead of chatroulette!

[oblivion234brown]

greg...  WHAT IS LOVE

[Zurisht]

YOU DON'T LIKE BEER? Beer is yummy Greg. You don't like anything that is good. What is wrong with your tastebuds Greg? You're lucky you're such a cool guy.

[itsjennaleigh]

You should go on omegle insted of chatroulette ! Theres still dicks but not as many !

[HokumNotes]

GREG! what is the meaning of life?

[drappke]

@HokumNotes everyone knows its 42

[hirschjoshua]

@HokumNotes 42

[higike]

@HokumNotes It's 42 silly! :)

[patu8010]

@HokumNotes Is it a coincidence you've got 42 thumbs up? :D

[shippem]

zeitungspapierhut means newspaperpaperhat

[KasparWise]

there is something else that taste like pennies too 

[Duwinurmom]

i wanna click the sail boat :D

[dezmilad]

Hey Greg I will see Simone Simons today at 6pm pacific time

[AmrMacintosh]

/watch?v=mN4r-2yHtBA

i wanna know your opinions! :D

[iamnorwegian]

Goddamned youtube wont let me load!

[GuitarManiac197]

I farted and it smelled like weed.

[wopor333]

mediocre dvds would be awesome to have

[whybanme]

LOL @ 9:55

[qwertyuiopasdfgh1111]

when is 9:00pm pst in est greg?

[CYNFELYN23]

Pedo Smile at @14:16

[manso306]

AUSTRIA FOR TEH WIN! :D

[pallandes]

charlie brown is a good man

[smithitt]

DAMN SAILBOAT!

[KAZERLOKS]

falatio?

[julianrocks11]

Hey Greg! Do you like turtles?

[chrisy358]

my question is.......... CAN YOU DO MORE RETARDID POLICEMAN :O

[Deaththekid980]

@chrisy358 don't ask stupid questions plz!!!

[awesomeness2808]

wazzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz­up?

[hoogalaga]

the entries were over 9000!!!

[Some1Had2SayIt1]

that was such a greg shirt in the intro ! haha

[judofighter10]

Chatroulette actually has administrators now, so there are few dicks. Omegle on the other hand.... everywhere!!

[danitz56]

Why is the YAMAHA on the keyboard censored in the beginning, but not in the close ups?

[barneyhero]

HOLY CRAP your desk is messy!!!!

[Jersey526]

Hey Greg, I have a whole garage full of worthless crap and you just won it.  Watch for that giant UPS truck.

[will6213]

Greg can you answer this for me? Why are my kittens kittens and why are my cats blue?

[MrMrASKKADEN]

hey yay i won a dvd awesome but i wanted the flip but thats ok

[AshhhFTW]

Can't have too much worthless crap!

[gentle285]

I know it's not a funny question, but can you answer it please? What kind of car(s) do you have? You are always sitting in a different car in different videos. Why is that?

[stiglistanbul]

Zeitungspapierhut is German for Newspaper hat :D

[idiotr6]

Pennies taste like beer!!!

[qo999966666]

O YA!!!!!!!

[w00kiil]

Greg im sorry, but you forgot to censore the yamaha logo at 00:08 ...

[taxpayr]

Thumbs up for the intro.

[nehalp100]

I thought your t-shirt said sprouts but then I realised it said sports

[Darkspyyy]

Hey Greg, how does it feel, to be named Greg? Are you sometimes jealous about other people, having real names?

[danviv64]

Don't Hate, Relate!

[Diegus]

Greg! You have sex too late at night! Some of us live on the East Coast and have to go to work early on Monday!

BAH! You West Coasters with your late night sex-having! BAH, I say!

[MrRiseagainst1]

@Diegus haha XD



[HairbrushIndustries1]

How do you know what pennies taste like? :O

[jeanorwin]

Zeitungspapierhut means Newspaperpaperhat :D

[corbraz]

I like Cats, I really do.

[PLFields1111]

I have the exact same TV watching chair.

[coleisaphosphate]

Your house is very diverse ;)

[coleisaphosphate]

ooh you're going to keep doing giveaways

watch out for Freddie ;)

[kowshikkhan]

you're being a bit mean saying that kid was just "dumb", maybe he's new working there and he walks to work everyday.

[qwertyuiopasdfgh1111]

damn, i guess adding a comment every day did not help. fuck

[gearheads440]

Ok greg if kissing you cost that much.....how does ur wife pay all that??

[NotRelatedToBob]

How much is a Deluxe kiss?

[stargatefansg1]

Greg, a small moth just flew outta my eye...Am I gonna die??

[vickli120]

dsfsdfsdfdsfdsfsdfsdfsdf...f

[Gillethedude]

I panicked when he started coughing :'( what would we do without you greg :(

[MrKeilification]

try omegle.com there are less dicks xD

[xXeeDeeXx]

Why is EVERY youtuber talking about that Friday video?

[nytohk]

Greg can you do a yeshmin rant about rebecca black

[liverpoolrck]

Where the white women at?

[omgcheese2]

What is the difference between a raven and a writing table?

[killeverything200]

I have a question - how come the Yamaha logo is blurred in the wide shots but not in the zoomed shots at 0:08-0:09?

[darkrider243563]

whys is playing the guitar like a bass?

[Apunkts7]

"Zeitungspapierhut" means newspaper paper hat... ...and you say it like "caitungspapiirhuut" :P

[RoxasTheNobody93]

OI GREG, HOWS IT GOING MATE!?

[GHeroandRScape]

Krrtak noijn bazoo nigga niggah?

[GHeroandRScape]

@IcEmAn23104 he did watch the video...

[uscfb10]

@GHeroandRScape im a she thanks ;)

[patu8010]

You digress. And I luv it

[Graehaus]

Sigh... I was hoping for the camera.. :( nah, that is cool.That is cool you do so many giveaways.

[betumene]

My question is in the video. THANKS GREG! You just made my day. You're a good boy!

[mohicanspap]

Greg how much can I get for $32.86?

[MagicalChickenWings]

Greg, why is there Braille on the keys on drive-through ATM's?

[MagicalChickenWings]

Greg, how do you describe a color to a blind person?

[alltowner]

Hi Greg, How can I get Hulu in Canada?

[looneytoon76]

Loved the intro

[TheStonege]

I swore that the next person i heard refer to or sing Friday, I was gonna stab. Do you mind giving me your address to make things a little easier?

[Wartler]

Aw, you woke up the buddy.

[AdamHasInternet]

I like you, Greg. I wish I could be you for a day. If you could trade places with anyone for one day who would you choose?

[IAmNotFatdotNet]

hey greg, do you fun fun fun?

[randomxfirerecording]

when he said randomguy9900, I died. I thought he was gonna say me, then i died.

[knightofnarnia]

0 DiSlIkE :D

[Ryan2142]

I thought the same damn thing about her sitting in the front seat!!! lol

[apetheape9]

Heres a serious question, what about being an American do you dislike?

[NGxREALITYxFANTASY]

Hey greg! ever heard of omegle? Its like chatroullette you should try it :D

[plasterguy21]

if you where a megaman character, what would your name be?



[karatecow99]

go to stickam.com and go on shuffle. they are actual people there!!!

[uscfb10]

Greg! how do I claim my worthless crap? :)

[AaronFroug]

0 DISLIKES FTW!!!

[dreaminginnoother]

I just flipped through like 25 people on chatroulette. didn't see a single dick. Dunno if that was just luck or if they are cleaning it up somehow, but see if u get the same kind of luck.