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  • ove o noice floite

  • ah nuh dat di same dumplin deh weh him di ah war wid

  • Iz read she cyan read. Illiterated! Hahahaha!

  • Dem should charge you for malnutrition... Lmao

  • That girl hair look a hot mess. Lookin' like Cyndi Lauper...

  • "Would you please warn this woman, that I am very dangerous in the art of karate..." HILARIOUS!

  • she come sprawl out har likkle mawga self ina di people them airline like a she own it. them shoulda charge har fi malnutrition.

  • is mi key. jus a likkle bunch a key.

  • if she can't produce her papas EVIC HAR!!!

  • I travel regulah, very regulah :P LOL

  • lol. this is too funny.

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  • ohh tanks dear have a nice flioght

  • queen kong the lady sai u must get up otta mi seat LMAO

  • Yuh sure it won't shock me? NO! Alrite.... "aaaaaaahhhhhhhhh!!!!!"

  • 3:23-4:23

    i will damage har yuh nuh!

  • 3:23-4:23

    

  • Trace dem Oliver!!!!

  • wait deh him and di flight attendnt turn big friend now. memba "yuh luggage is over weight" LOL!

  • @Msshay321 Lawd God, mi figet!!! DWL! Suh box mi nuh!!! lol

  • is this where i place mi ordaa? fi dinna !! llmaooo

  • Dear........, there's a female gorilla sitting in mi seat. rofl

  • have a noice flight  lollll

  • Damn Butus

  • @MsOthelloproject He pulled a Nikki Minaj! LMAO!

  • if you notice oliver doesn't put down his keys to go through the for the seccond time @ 1:17

  • Oliver has bad nerves and that security drama queen is making a whole heap of excitement. Damn fool.

  • Its Read She Carnt Read.. Illiterated! LMAOOOOOOOOOOO. 

  • "So weh yu a com fram wid dem deh carouches?" 06:02

    I haven't heard that word "carouches" since my grandma passed away...

  • This is timeless funny forever and ever 3:15 Queen Kong.

    I have trouble with ugly people too allllllllll the time.  That's why I laughed so loud.

  • Lol He's the best!!

  • Come and spread out har maga self. They should charge you fi malnutrition

  • @lovestick27 That was funny just reading it. I can't stop laughing in my belly flexing here trying to muffle my laugh.

  • Oliver hand luggage ah lada aka scandal bag lol

  • a wish 3 ediat dislike this vid

  • Iz Read She Can Read!!! LOL And LMAO!!! At 5:38!!!

  • "Dem should charge yuh fi malnutrition" Lawh have mercy!! LOL

  • Unu could o bring police me not movin lmao

  • OLIVER A I BEST FUNNY AS HELL

    lmfao dear........ there's a female gorilla siting in me seat can yuh please com an get r out fi mi..............i king kong di lady seh yuh mus get up otta mi seat

  • Loooooooool XD

  • You can tell he is new at this plus nerve problems & he's trying to play off cool. Noice Floit 2:17 LOL

  • arright come come tekk i.....IS MI KEYS!!!

  • I's fine .. da air in dis facility is not so fresh but i's fine :P

  • Mi a tell u bout country buncan..lawd god!!!!!!

  • mi a go do a run up

  • doubel dose a crosses!

  • i believe u is the tragedy i dream 'bout last night yuh know....lol

  • "dem should charge her fi malnutrition" lmfaooo

  • i like that girl voice..

  • What is your gate number?

    #25 Round Lane, Kingston 14....LOL

  • @Texas80

    She look wild. Wonder what she like ina bed? Muss wild like she head style. klink klink! Me bad you see! chu

  • lmaooo im diein dem pick di right man fi play di role...my gawdd

  • lol

  • misses waitress,lol

  • lol lol lol..shi com sprawl off ar likkle mawga self into di peeple dem plane lik is she own it..DEM SHOULD CHARGE YUH FI MALNUTRITION!!!! LOL LOL LOL

  • tanks dear and have a noice floight lmaoooo

  • DAMN, Deon Silvera is SEXY!!

  • "Certain creature should never travel on the same plane with decent human beings...!"

    AHAHAHAHAHAHA! CLASSIC!

  • Im laughing my head off this is hilarious

  • "Dear... There is a female gorilla sitting in my seat, would you please come and get her out for me?"

    OMGosh...this is hilarious!

    Look at Oliver lookin' like a big bowl of sunshine with that bright behind shirt on...lol.

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  • Yes dear fine, i is fine, the air in this vicinity is not so FREASH, but i is fine!

  • lol.. he called her Queen Kong.

  • yea that flippin hilarious! i never even realized thats what he said after u mentioned it. so replaying it and actually hearing it clearly was reeaal funni. u from jamaica?

  • Yea I am, when I use to live there it use to come on TV every Wednesday night I think. But then my aunt sent me 2 video tapes of these when I moved to the US. He's funny.

  • ...dem should charge yuh fi malnutrition!!!!!

  • Is fren yuh looking nuh .... yuh nuh me type eeeee , nuh say suh ... freaking hilarious.

  • oliva ugly mi nah lie

  • Jamaicans always a talk bout rightss. woieee. Qeen pan bad

  • i believe this one lock

    is de same button i was gona push ya know.y ya dont mind ya business eh...lmaoooo

  • "Tanks dear, hav a noice floight... LOL"

  • Tanks dear!  King Kong, Ugly People, double dose a crossis, dem shall charge you fi mal nutrition LMAO.

    LQ!!!

  • mi say--dat teg-reg....could be nothing else but Jamaican. laawd we wrong!

  • unu could a bring police I not moving lmao

  • real buttu

  • Oliver is just dam talented...I can never be as good as him...I can try.

  • The air in this vicinity is not so fresh, but I is fine...!

  • come spral out har likkle maga self in de people them plane like she own it the should charge har for malnutrition

  • certain creatures shud neva travel on the same plane wid decent human-being

  • dem should charge she fe MALNUTRITION!!! LMAO!!!!

  • DOUBLE DOSE A CROSSES

  • Oliver gone to visit him ol time sweetheart - Mable.

  • ol smugla! lol

  • come spral out har likkle maga self in de people them plane like she own it the should charge har for malnutrition LMAO woooooooooooooo

  • @gtmisshottie001 Too funny!

  • @gtmisshottie001 *soul dead*

  • lol female gorilla!!!!

  • @nectorfoxy

    Charge her for malnutrition.  Gorilla in the seat LOL

  • O tonks dear, Have a Noice Floit!

  • Walk aff boiiii!! Queen Pang! Jamaica is so WRONG!!! LOL

  • It was "Queen Kong" NOT Queen Pang. You know like "King Kong" the gorilla

  • lawwd babie--its patois! queen pang O Queen Kong everything goes--go with it.

  • female gorilla!!! omg im dyin!!!

  • you see dis hand dis right hand is a dangerus weapon not to menchan de left LOL!!!!!

  • Duhbull dose of crosses! lol

  • LMAO!!!!! FEMALE GORILLA!

  • ROTFLMAO!!!! "Queen Kong"

  • Wasn't there another version of this movie with different actors aside from oliver?

  • There is but it is an older version from '85 or '86 where he was turned back because he did not have a visa.

  • This one is old to from 1991.

  • The woman in his seat was in front of him in the last edisode at the airport with the gold headscarf. And the "waitress!" looks like the overweight checking girl....

    Big up Oliver, yuh tuff boss.

  • dem fe charge u fe malnutrition. oliver a deh best

  • the air in this vicinity is not so fresh...the low quality of passengers..lol..this is rib crackin!!

  • i herd her wat u is interpreter....wooooiiieee mi bodie!

  • Illeterated!!! :):) LOL

    Illiterate...

  • This is my favorite Oliver episode. Especially this scene!!! LMAO!!

  • Dear.. there is a female gorilla sittin ina mi seat!!! LMAO!!!

  • u see him face light up wen talk bout food

  • Oliver: Um...excuse mi dear, but please if dis is where mi place mi awdah?

    Mistress: What order sir?

    Oliver: Fi Dinnah....

    Lawd Oliver lol.

  • oliver dont ramp when it come to lyrics..lol

    na luck wid ugly people and queen kong..lmao

  • I am rolling here. ha ha ha

  • Certain creature should never travel pon de plane wid decent human beings...lol

  • is read she cyant read...illiterated!

  • wasnt the stewardes the same one from the first airport scene where she took his ticket?

  • yep plus the immigration officer and doris the higgler.

  • Truly funny. Thanks for the upload

  • "I herd her, are you an interpreter. is that the intention of a joke" LOLOL.

  • Rassclottttt Oliver nah easy yuh na

    RAEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!

    Jamaica fi life!

  • "Dem should charge her fi malnutrition"...BOL!

  • QUEEN KONG!!!! too much !!!!!lol

  • mam there is a female gorilla inna mi seat. funny. please warn dis lady dat im very skill in di art of karate.

  • walk off bwoy...look how much seat dere pon de plane a y u a cum tek set pon me dis marnin...lol

  • lol @ mistress waitress

  • female gorilla!!! lmbo!!!!

  • wot does the lady say when he told her that she was in his seat??

  • The lady said

    "Get away from me. Look how much seat is on the plane. Why are you bothering me this morning." I did not put the exact words she used but this is the translation. The way she said it was the real Kingston street way that has no manners to it.

    Then oliver said to the stewardess "There is a female guerilla sitting in his seat and asked the stewardess to remove her."

  • thx!!

    I got what oliver says...but the lady..just sometimes lol.

    thx again!! :)

  • she looks so familiar

  • she say 'walk n gwan', look how much seat in a the place...why ya come tek set pon me dis morning doe ee.

    she have a downtown accent..but this is early 90s..da slang is kinda difeerent theses dayz

  • "Them should charge you for malnutrition...." "Its read she cyant read... illiterated"  CLASSIC!! JUST CLASSIC!!

  • lol queen kong

  • She dont no wat she a do ya no...I am very dangerous in the art of KARAAtEE...lol...Its read she cant read...iliterated...lol...

  • im crying right now lmfaoooo. thank you so much for posting.

  • you sure it won't shock me??? LMFAO!!!!!!!!

  • Ah man, to the person who posted all the Oliver vids - A HUGE BIG UP!!!

  • KSPADES: You are blessed for adding these videos!! it is TOO FUNNY

  • dem should charge u for malnutrition lmaooooooooo

  • Queen Kong, lmao

  • Queen Kong LOL

  • LOOOL LORDDEEE

  • i travel regular....very regular...lol

  • certain creature never travel on da plane wit decent people

  • dere is a female GORILLA sittin in my seat! LOLOL

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