MEDIC IS GLaDOS

[CrazyFox7000]

Medic Is Gla-ozz

[sparkey6444]

PERFECT.

[Kasugano0Haruka]

Me:Heavy, the cake is...?

Heavy: *Press number 7*

[todamam66667]

press 4 to see what the cake is.

[ykagz007]

oktoberfest oktoberfest! OKTOBERFEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE­EEEST!!!!

[Gilgabotnik]

Woo, troll-off!

[GreenPowerStar1]

No, Heavy! That cake is a lie!

[DuelNexus]

i love the heavy, he's only nice when theres food around

[hellmagers]

@Hamodey1 If i would be 4, i couldnt write. Get straight with your facts idiot

[hellmagers]

@Hamodey1 You sound like you're 10.

[hellmagers]

@Hamodey1 Youmad? The bitch is yo momma.

[hellmagers]

@Hamodey1 You are a thumbs up whore.

FAG.

[darkria4]

Wow. I think Valve put that that little secret code in for a genius to figure that out. I mean, they are made by Valve.

[robohobo65]

i thought he said FART MEDIC IS GLaDOS

[goanimatemasta97]

it should have been scout eating the cake. take scout saying pancake, take out the pan :)

[TheAssasin120]

Ciasto jest kłamstwem!

[GrounderTheRobot]

Delicious and Moist!

[Alok1905]

I thought the cake was a lie :(

[floydstephman]

@Alok1905 it is it is made of piousness materials

[HuskyZealot]

I'm doing science and I'm still alive!

[shadowluigi109]

NO HEAVY! ITS A LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIE!

[GothVampiress]

The Germans always make good stuff.

[MrHatterR]

It cost 400,000 to eat the cake for 12 seconds.

[sonicfan3588]

the cake is a spy

[mongolianape]

just wait untill he knows whats in the cake!

[BlueChameleon01]

@mongolianape Archimedes! No! It's filthy in there!

[mongolianape]

@BlueChameleon01 1x 2 kilos of fish powder does sound right,so NO its filthy in there! AND GET THAT DISCUSTING CAKE OUTA MY CAKE!

[takadox80]

@BlueChameleon01 Birds!

[Malestorm87]

@mongolianape COMBUSTABLE LEMONS!



[ktk44man]

@mongolianape it amde up of fish,fake fish,artificial fish,fish crackers,and im pretty sure a crude paste of some sort to get the color

[mongolianape]

@ktk44man and crack

[tristensrl]

popopopopopop i need pop

[MilesDoll]

My medic doing science and he still alive!

[Deltalock121]

1. Pause

2. Play

3. Keep pressing 4

I KNEW IT!

[Commentsneaker]

Ze cake is a lie!

[Pimpmastahanhduece]

stop heavy! the cake is a lie!

[pillbox15]

Nope, spy is companion cube, but he will threaten to stab you

[TheSexualChicken]

666th liker

[TheSquirrelMeister92]

I'M DOING SCIENCE AND I'M STILL ALIVE.

Almost died there, thx.

[tbirddddd]

This was a triumph.

[unitedkingdomism]

GLaDOS is a spy!

[iLikeButter35]

SPY'S SAPPIN MAH CAKE.

[metalsonic71]

so the cake wasn't a lie.....not with medic! :D

[guiltyguildleader]

imagin what happens when you uber glados both wih medi and kritz....

[OhButWhatTheFuck]

Well you stabbed me. Congratulations. Was it worth it? Because despite your violent behavior, I capped the intelligence. Deploying humiliation in three.Two.

[LuxorCZ]

Press 3 for cake!

[onewingedgamersephy]

@LuxorCZ i am pressing it and nothing is happening!!!

[Jakob1029]

Yah well... GLaDOS is a spy!

[darthadam99]

↨POOT AWESOME COMMENT HERE↨

[ProOrochiMaru]

ya woi 

[ChipmunkiousD]

... does anyone else notice that this whole thing is lines from the ending song?

[alzarthedark]

spy cube will not threten to stab you...it just will



[MogDog66]

THE HEAVY ATE MY CAKE!?

[314146]

That cake is a spy!

[Cookies4Next10Miles]

epic

[JagdThanatosMKIV]

@Sammichez1 *epic pyro attack*

[JagdThanatosMKIV]

@Sammichez1 okay, BLU spy is AS employees, RED spy is Companion Cube.

[TheSuperantispy]

the sandvich is a lie

[TheNiceHat5]

"I'm doing science and I'm Still Alive!" Lulz..

[saftydance2]

Anyone who is still alive has let me down.

[CriticalQuit]

All I can tell you about zis next test chamber is zat it will be... EXCRUCIATING

[Ravnen2dn]

Heavy is to dumb to see that the cake is a lie :3

[buldren0101]

HEAVY NOOOO! THAT CAKE'S A SPY!!!

[fluffyglobz]

HOLY FUCK. SO THE DEMOMAS IS REALLY CHELL. FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF.

Then who is the turret?

[BungholeMcGee]

@fluffyglobz the turret is heavy

[XAndroid1]

@BungholeMcGee but heavy appeared at end with cake so it cant be him

[BungholeMcGee]

@XAndroid1 ok the turret is sniper with his smg

[xinguon119932]

♪♫♪♫♪à♫♪}æ►1♣♫1◘11‼1•↕♪☼3>U Ôò

[BaiBuda]

♫♫♫♫♪♪♪♫

[GloriousOtaku]

So グラドスはドイツの上製だったね

[BlueChameleon01]

@GloriousOtaku 'German engineering in ze haus ja!' GLaDOS. Pre-tuned by German engineers.

[DKnuerr]

@BlueChameleon01 You know the german's make good stuff!

[Ealija]

@BlueChameleon01 fuck yeah :3 i am german

[Gawssa]

@GloriousOtaku Wut?

[GloriousOtaku]

@Gawssa I said "so glados is German high-class workmanship"

[dragonfable1090]

@GloriousOtaku It was a situation in Germany is Guradosu?

[BionicToa50]

the cake is a spy!!!

[bestdudeever765]

♫♪♫♫♪♫

[kildeathy]

OMG I LAUCHED SO HARD AT THE HEAVY PART, DIDN'T EXPECT TAHT!

[siemka321]

Vell you found me congratzulations waz it worth it.

[JagdThanatosMKIV]

scout: chell

Soldier: rocket sentry

pyro: morality core

demoman: ratman

Heavy: Anger core

Engineer: intelligence core

sentry: turret

Medic: GLaDOS

Sniper: curiosity core

spy: aperture science employees

[DecRobProductions]

@JagdThanatosMKIV Pyro is the anger core because no one can understand him

[JagdThanatosMKIV]

@DecRobProductions so, heavy is morality?

[AxelBlaze49]

@JagdThanatosMKIV wheres the cube?

[JagdThanatosMKIV]

@AxelBlaze49 Red spy.

[MMeteorMan]

@JagdThanatosMKIV

There's no intelligence core.

[JagdThanatosMKIV]

@MMeteorMan yeah there is.

it's the blue one.

[MMeteorMan]

@JagdThanatosMKIV

Thats the cake core, to give motivation. :P Haven't you heard the cake reciepe it reads out?

[JagdThanatosMKIV]

@MMeteorMan i have, i just call it the intelligence core because it seems to be the most level headed of them all.

[Protomasterexe]

@JagdThanatosMKIV Pyro as the morality core? No wonder GLaDOS killed everyone.

[JagdThanatosMKIV]

@Protomasterexe if allowed, she'd have done it with fire.

[Maxflay3r]

@JagdThanatosMKIV spy should be companion cube

(stabby stabby)

[Starfalko]

@JagdThanatosMKIV But who is Wheatley?

[JagdThanatosMKIV]

@Starfalko perhaps the BLU engie.

[TheSuperantispy]

@JagdThanatosMKIV is is sniper curiosity core?

[JagdThanatosMKIV]

@TheSuperantispy yeah.

[TheSuperantispy]

@JagdThanatosMKIV sorry i ment to ask HOW is sniper the curiosity core

[JagdThanatosMKIV]

@TheSuperantispy well, he's a sniper, he observes things through a telescopic sight, and he's curious about what's inside his enemy's heads.

[EliaForce1984ita]

@JagdThanatosMKIV I thought Heavy was Cake

[Reubenofthedead]

@JagdThanatosMKIV Portal 2 update Scout = Chell Soldier = Rick the Adventure Sphere Pyro = Companion Cube Demoman = Wheatley Heavy = Atlas Engineer = Fact Core Medic = GLaDOS Sniper = Animal King Turret Spy = P-body Level 3 sentry = Fat/Gaben Turret

[JagdThanatosMKIV]

@Reubenofthedead i must say, i'm impressed.

[Reubenofthedead]

@JagdThanatosMKIV Danke.

[CyberSword10]

@Reubenofthedead Scout is p body ya noob!

[Chayraz2]

@JagdThanatosMKIV if there was a british guy in TF2 he'd be Wheatley.

[ElectricFeraligatr]

@JagdThanatosMKIV Spy: Ratman

[ALfreak2]

@JagdThanatosMKIV Scout? Chell? Of course, because she's talking and being annoying all the time. :D

[JagdThanatosMKIV]

@ALfreak2 this scout in particular had his vocal chords removed.

[DaemonBomb]

@JagdThanatosMKIV The Spy Is the Companion Cube Silly!

[TheFunky333]

@JagdThanatosMKIV lol there are still employees left? XD

[JagdThanatosMKIV]

@TheFunky333 yeah.

the possibly unintentional joke was that all the employees were just hiding.

[Pinkergloop]

@JagdThanatosMKIV Teleporter: Elevator

Dispenser: Cube

[starrodkirby1]

@JagdThanatosMKIV You earn a cake

[LemonatoR32]

@JagdThanatosMKIV THEN WHO WAS DISPENSER?

[JagdThanatosMKIV]

@LemonatoR32 BUT WHO WAS INTERCOM?

[sporeguy99]

The cake is a spy!

[Atisnemm1]

that medic glados? omg bad english

[ShomiTheGreat]

come on, who can dislike this?!?!!?!? this is damn art.. 

[Matthawk12]

Wait Heavy, That cake might be a lie! :o

[codemaster667]

@Matthawk12

May I inform you that the cake is not a lie, in fact... YOU are the cake. (by that I mean chell) I mean think, "I quote: you will be baked, and then there will be cake."

[siemka321]

ze cake is a lie!

[Viikktor]

It costs 400,000$ to get healed by GLaDOS for 12 seconds

[hayfer2010]

the medicine is a lie.

the medicine is a lie.

the medicine is a lie.

the medicine is a lie.

the medicine is a lie.

the medicine is a lie.

[head838]

It costs 400 thousand dollars, to be GLaDOS, For 12 seconds!

[ECiriachi]

so much win... so much win..!

[ToeKnee0126]

That was CLECER!

[harryallison]

i do.

[FishTitan64]

Dude. I WAS EXPECTING A FRIGGIN' "THE CAKE IS A LIE JOKE".

[Firemarok]

Come over here i promise Zehre will be cake!

[narut0cska]

We heal cuz we can!

[Legopro777]

THE CAKE IS A SPY!

[Dragonmie]

that was not medicine

that was not medicine

that was not medicine

that was not medicine

[ensvensktiger98]

"Anyway this cake is great its so delicious and moist!" xD

[Legoulbik]

lol medic is glados lol

[Saiigon1]

The heavy is a Lie!

[DarkStarboye]

This is an abomination.

[bestdudeever765]

ALERT, red heavy, in cakes lair!!!

GLADoS: RED HEAVY IN A CAKES LAIR!!!!????

[RawrNinjaBurgers]

lololol

[Destructides]

Here at ze Schweinhunds Schadenfreudä center ve believe zat a highly motivated Dummkopf can carry out razah complex procedures.

[codemaster667]

the cake is not a damn lie you dumbasses, cmon isn't it obvious?

"you will be baked, and then there will be cake"

cmon people! you're the goddamn cake!

[fawful1boom2boom]

Now I've seen everything.

[mtracy81079]

the cake is a lie .....stupid heavy eating the cake

[Thedeoradude]

this is brilliant

my favorite video like this

[ZeroStas]

UBER IS A LIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!

[YoshiKing911]

"Zere vas even going to be a party for you, a big party zat all your friends vere invited to, ve even invited your best friend ze companionvich, but he couldnt come because you nommed him"

[1ol17]

What for a Team is Medidos???

[burnerthehedgehog]

companion cube is credit to team!

[Roflverts]

there is no sense crying every every medic

you just keep on trying till your team is not shit

[Prohunter93]

It costs 400 000$ to use GLaDOS, for 12 seconds

[jonathand18]

It costs $400,000 to eat the cake, for 12 seconds.

[Player1Joined]

@jonathand18 you are wrong my friend. it takes 12 seconds to eat cake and you get 400,000cal just for eatting it

[DoucheFagX]

THE COST IS A LIE

[TheOneFourOne]

Vat zere's no zenze cryzing ova every meestake.

You just keep on Uberin' till you run out of charge.

And ze capture gets done, and you get ze neat intel

for the people who are on RED.

[jeffke4]

and im still alive lol

[chojustin]

CHELL IS DEMOMAN!!

[yofashizzle123]

don't eat the cake. they put something in it.

[someEsoldier]

i am doing science and i am still alive

[oldtimesmusicfan]

no the cake is a lie! (hope nobody said that already)

[FishTitan64]

@oldtimesmusicfan OF COURSE PEOPLE SAID THAT ALREADY DUMBF-- sorry.

[gamemaster460]

NOOO HEAVY ITS A TRAP!!! D=

[ryuunosuke712]

Zis vaz a triumve!

[RickyRiddy2]

you are officially a sentence mixing master

[mynameiscam1]

i was expecting a this was a triumph, but still good

[TheDarkUsername]

DELICIOUS AND MOIST

"Hold that thought because I'm gonna tell you all the things that were wrong with that sentance" -Lois, Family Guy.

[fullmetalmc]

the win is strong with this one

[komackboy]

i agree with walterscott380 , the heavy is stuck in the cake a bit!

[Alieneater1239]

im doing science and im still alive

[xirta1]

glados looks like an upside down lady O_O

[SsnakeBite]

Awesome vid, man. The sentences actually sound very clear compared to most videos.