Borat Interviewing a Dating Consoler

[blackbellamusic]

A-cheat!!

[MsRandomette]

Borat: You remind me of my previous wife

Woman: Your previous wife? Ha ha ha ha

Borat: Why you laugh, she dead?

[cristiungurianu]

''If you will cheat on me I will crush you ! " Bahahahhaha

[7961640]

Maybe if you knew the difference between a counsellor and a consoler ......

[Nouarara]

lmfao

[beatmajinsephiroth]

greatest joke ever

[007order007]

why you laugh she dead xD

[Hemouth]

when do we have sexual intercourse?

when you both agree....

no, when me and you have sexual intercourse?

[xxTAARGUS]

Lol ending

[jollincones]

god, he is a genius.

[Sharkdread]

Hahahahaha his joke! A chair walking down the street :)

[Iamagorilla]

@Sharkdread Yes, and with a shoes...lalalalala...

[Dracula2utube]

When do we have a SEXY INTERCROSS?

[Dracula2utube]

SEXY TIME YEEAA..

[Dracula2utube]

I have now been one week without any SEXY INTERCROSS, my CRUM is a heavy.

[Dracula2utube]

Q. what do u mean by entry...

Ans. To her vagin.

[myusernameisluc]

1 or 2 quotes, okay, but three quarters of the entire comment section is a fucking quote. Please everyone, shut the fuck up.

[HardMuzika]

WHY YOU LAUGH.....SHE DEAD ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOFL

[Ph0be]

"How do I show her.....senses of humor??" Lol I fucking love Borat!

[ChrisErnskov]

if you cheat on me, i will crush you.

[MrPanevezietis]

sexy intercourse xD

[BOROVICCI]

sexy time lol

[aMentalPie]

id bang borat... oh damn, im a boy :/

[Sozdar112]

Haha how do i show her i have Senses of Humor !

[JerryBalcazar88]

You remind me of my wife.. She is dead

[TheJrSmooth]

hahahahahahah*

why you laughed , she is deaad

silence**

[TheJrSmooth]

iii hevaa a joullke ,

[gombis666]

1:06 Sounds like he said "Ali should tell this joke..."

[alexxxk]

@gombis666 true :P

[mrleedra]

Is a Dating Consoler someone who makes you feel better if you can't find a date?

[juveonit]

the ending hug is hilarious! 

[Zaltanagaming]

If you cheat on me, i'll crush you :D

[midgetman8888]

the intro always reminds me of tetris

[DesignRec]

2:55 "oooohhhh screw around on you?" lol i like this woman :D

[dferhadi94]

why u laugh she dead HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[spyrothedragon590]

non stop laughter!

[boyr1ot]

US and A

[BayviewFinch]

Consoler? Was that a Freudian slip, or are you like 12?

[codownni]

@BayviewFinch

Don't be so rude.

[Mynamesnigel]

a CHHHHHHHHEHAHHEHAT

[PeeEffChangs]

Why you laugh, she dead?

[megabulle]

this lady looks so nice though xD

[uclasucksbigtime]

how old is your child WTF hahahahah

[candietwist]

SEXCEEE TIMEEEE!

[ASGStudios]

WHY YOU LAUGH, SHE DEAD

[MattQ94]

Hahaha a chair walking on the street with shoes

[tljkoap]

I love the awkward handshake at the end.

[duncandar]

He is god of comedy haaa

[0293441]

I like the title of this video.. Dating Consoler... Most of these ladies will need to be consoled after a speed date with borat

[8bobthebuilder]

i give you television...reemot control...

[BeanieSkater]

"how do i show sense of humour?" you type in borat in youtube

[bear9672]

you remind me of my wife

hahahahaha

why you laugh, she dead.

ok......haha im sorryy

[jamescram87]

The last ten seconds was so awkward.

[TROLLINGAROUND2]

Sexy time............yeah!

[AntonioRepiso]

i love watching this shit while stoned

[dontbro]

A television, remote control...

[mikemike20202020]

My sac is heavy.......How old is your child?

[AustralianAllTheWay]

This is gold.

[dzenishali]

1:56 cute blonde woman ;-)

[MMAExpertKnower]

I actually thought the chair story was funny.. It's actually kinda funny the way he said it! lol

[xNAJAFx]

@MMAExpertKnower

i dunno how they dont wet their pants!

the guy is a genious and got some humor

[iowntwocats]

wow a feast of borat clips totally lifted my spirits :)

[MyNameISfockYou]

"if you cheat on me, I CRUSH YOU" LOL

[avaflames]

The chair is walking

[dogtransport]

It's called a counselor, not a consoler.

[hada0602]

@dogtransport Pshh Yeah...what a silly bitch

[PoshyCornelius]

why you laugh? she dead

[brez182]

"Sexy time..... Yeah!" Incredible.

[haczabim]

do you wish me sucess tonight?- i wish you success in the future

[DiabloMercy]

that bitch is fine...

[pur3strl3b]

@DiabloMercy And that's why your single...

don't refer to women as 'bitch's'

[DiabloMercy]

@pur3strl3b ok, sorry, BITCH

[SingHouse]

Hhaa the chair joke... omg

[x6alalx]

- my sack is heavy.

- how old is your child ?

[TheFFKSupporter]

I'm totally using that joke on my next date..

[vladamirkb1]

Borat is one of the best characters ever.

[abret69]

One week without any sexy intercourse...my hram my, sac is heavy.

[KevinVanRillaer]

Did you like some things about your wife?

...

...

...

No

[gmaamari]

lol when do WE make sexy time

[lolackay]

dont cheat on me, or i crush you

[WiesoHeissIchSoo]

the joke xD

[eth6869]

sexy time!...



[championofcathay]

this man have a senses of humor.

[Kellystarrr]

@championofcathay Desperate women who are unattractive who have to go on speed-dating lol.

[Fuzorz]

lol you gotta credit this counselor..she never takes any offense

[Professor6871]

@Fuzorz Was she in with the joke? I say this because the bit in the film Borat with Pamla Anderson was staged.

[crossie2003]

@Professor6871 It wasn't staged, as such. Pamela new what was going to happen, but the security and shop staff didn't. In the TV show, nobody, as far as I know, was in on anything.

[mukifurlan]

"hahaha" "Its a funny image"

"Should I tell this joke?"

"Probably not"

[james02091983]

'there is a chair...the chair walk...with shoes! lalalalal...he walk on the street...the chair is walking!  yes?"

[logos2600]

best part 2:50

[jamesykt69]

thing is, in real life, his wife is stunningly hot

[MrMammba]

do u wish me sexsess... :D

[dori34543]

how do I find if she be a cheEaaat

[haki92i]

sexy time

[Nikhilsukli]

Sexy time>>>yeah

[jwhittle91]

i believe this is the interview where the phrase "sexy time" was spawned.

[immortal4942]

where is this place i want to go

[PCGamerL4D]

My Sack is Heavy.....How old is your child LOL

[TheNellerProject]

The Neller Project

[DILLONSHWING]

There is a chair, It a walk, with a shoes

[haki92i]

@DILLONSHWING la la la lala la la la

[90talisten]

Best "Sexy Tajm" I have ever heard.

3:32

[KatVikt]

If you cheat on me, I'll crush you!

[lRazoryl]

3:26 LMFAO!!

[borat935]

I will take you to my country and look after you , i will give you money , food , clothes ... but if you cheat on me i will CRUSH you

[ErikLakers]

my hram is heavy hahha

[fredriol]

SEXY TIME!

[cmomofilm]

"I have been 1 week without any sexy intercourse, my hchram is heavy.

How old is your child" ahahaha class.

[changeling1390]

top comments are the same... needs more walking chair

[PimpSlapedd]

Walking chair LOL

[rjd071983]

297 people thought the walking chair joke was funny

[kolastick]

LOOOOOOL i cant keep my self from laughing at the chair joke! lalalalalala loooooool

[lntothe]

Is it weird that I actually laughed at the walking chair joke? Lol

[ivangrozny27]

lol she ignored the heavy sack comment and asks bout his son.

[vladek526]

lololololololololol walking chair

[hadabenz]

sexy time yeah! haha.



[ChrisD00100]

what u mean to entry? entry in her vagi** xD

[hadabenz]

there is a chair, lalalallalalalalalalall

hahahaha !!!!!

[Tommynatorium]

Great joke LMFAO

[gardenchair]

borat:i no have sexy intercourse for a week, my sac is very heavy.

girl:ok,how old is your child? LOL!!

[thetruth27391]

@gardenchair Haha that had me pissing myself, it was such a random response.

[adamsamazingapples]

Why are there Hot chicks at speed dating?!....

[Babbanis]

1.13 She looks alright, i wonder if she's still single... i like!

[BigDog91527]

only fags give gifts.

[TheIbrooklyn]

Very nice

me like

Hi-five

[98719999]

sexy time, lol.



[02LeafsFan]

hahahahahahahaha lmaooo

[husnain404]

sexy time

YEH

[jeenyusaut]

your name.. please? :)

[jeenyusaut]

its definitely not a mistake to bring a gift

[ThePurplez87]

Sexy Time!

[AtlJayhawk]

How do I find if she will be a CHEIIIIIIIIIIIT?!

...Um okay......

[VIRUS187online]

@AtlJayhawk LOOOOL that was my fav line just after, why u laugh,...she dead! -_- LOOOOOOOL

[Lvduggo69]

Man that one girl in the diner was hot as a bushkabababba !

[TacoBender2112]

XD hes all why you laugh she dead

[Jaremus]

BEST.. JOKE.. EVER  La la la la la!

[stupidkid629]

If you cheat on me i would crush you

[psychobillynumbnuts1]

So awkwardly funny

[carvetop]

You've gotta give this woman credit. After being propositioned for sex by a creepy foreigner, she politely wishes him success. Very nice!

[emti29]

sexy time

[DirtyBathWaterSuds]

"Why you laugh? She dead."

[emti29]

sexy time!

[draber12]

I love the hand gestures

[llJAFYll]

if you cheat on me i will crush you

[DGWWA]

sexy time!

[championofcathay]

me and you??

[Sylvanas17]

lol so awkward at the end

[ipcefc]

Why you laugh? She dead.

[liam4608]

lol 3:00

[ibsaahmed]

funny as hell

[Nostravitagadiel]

Korobushka :D

[createaccount2009]

Can anyone tell me what is the song name at the beginning of this video??

[baseballreg123]

when will we have sexy time?

[713Jaime713]

sexy time yeiya my last time i did it with my girl was 2 weeks ago LOL fuking borat hes stupid he have the oopportunity to get 2 beautiful females

[TheAcehd]

consolor?

[jsbeard18]

"there is a chair, the chair walk with a shoes la la la he walk on a street, hahaha the chair is a walking."

[TheBozkurtS]

4:15 so cute! I mean Borat is a cheavinist and mad but also a nice guy! hehe

[TheBozkurtS]

LALALALALALA! XD

[shechshire]

@ 1:59 that chicks cuban.

[anneschoice]

He so funny

[rsguidegod]

why you laugh? she dead

[sparklespets]

why you laugh she dead...lol

[cocacost]

why yo laugh she dead...... hahah

[SteelieremiX]

@ComedyFirst no

[MrXarif]

he make me cry

[vinnypaxienza]

maybe the funniest joke i have heard

[alifarraj100]

pissing my ass of

[MrEman305]

SEXY TIME!!! lol

[spartanf34]

why u laugh she dead

[arsenal0095]

lol 4:01

[sushanalone]

2:33-2:40 lol that girl kick Borat on his balls

"How old is your child"