Pick Up Lines

[MaiyaManzano]

Kiss me if I'm wrong, but is your name pineapple

[aohgirl]

If you were a pirate, would you want your pirate on this shoulder (put hand on shoulder closest to you) or this shoulder (put hand on other shoulder).

[HellurImTaylor]

PANDAS

[aluraisazombie]

guy at the fair: you know.. you turn my software, into hardware. ;DD

me: ...im sorry! i dont know much about computers... [:

[xOMGITSALAINAx]

Here's one i got...

Ur bodys so fine buy it would look better next to mine LMFAO ;p

[lunaneko15122450]

Did you just fart cause you blew me away

[ammiella]

You know we've actually met before. You know that dream about that perfect guy you had? I was standing to his right.

When I saw you cross the room I passed out cold and I hit the floor. So I'm going to need your name and number for insurance purposes.

When people are too nice and cheesy it makes me 0.o rather than swoon. It's like dude...you're trying too hard. Suspicious. And your dad is FREAKING AWESOME XD besides I appreciate creativity.

[hannawynn]

If you were a Tear in my eye. I Would not cry for fear of losing you

[XxbunnysaysrawrxX]

guy:do you have a map?

me:what?

guy:you got me lost in your eyes

me: *blushes*

and i like if you were a tear in my eye i would not cry in fear of losing you <<that ones cute i also like you baby are so sweet you can put hershey chocolate out of buisiness <<typing fail hahah

[Taintedwinds]

Gawd, I love your fucking voice XDDDDD Any of those would work on me if you said it to meh <333

[gottogetoverjbieber]

haha okay get read for this one :

my dp on my fb was like my hair hid my face right . so this random person just inboxed me

" PLEASE change ur dp because the black clouds ( ur hair ) and covering the moon ( ur face ) "

o.O and im just like =S ooohhhhkkkkkaaaaayyyyy * BLOCK * =P

[gottogetoverjbieber]

man this is hilarious =P ur so hot u melt the plastic in my underwear BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAH epic ummm i think " how does it feel to be the most beautiful girl in the room " mayb thatll work =P

[lunaneko15122450]

Ohhhh Myyy goodnesss i could not stop laughing x) this IS WaY tOo epicly awEsOmE i am sharing this xD .......ohhh and yes these pick up lines cOuLd work??? maybe?...i...acctually dont know ...hmmm but try anyways dont go living life with regrets or What if's

[xXdeathnuggleXx]

The mirror :) it was like the best one that wasn't retarded xD

[PrincessGoezRawr]

I like the one with the mirror because once in class the boyy i like took my mirror and sayd "hey u want to see something beautiful?) so i sayd yes amd he put the mirror in frnt of me ^_^..... Its kinda cheesy but i loved it and we are a couple now, we have 3 months together :D

[TankH0nour]

Lol XD did it hurt? *did what hurt? * when you fell from heaven did it hurt at all? =p

[xxSinisterxSarahxx]

"you're so hot i could cook rice on you." <3

[dylanrider15]

Just to name some that my friends use. are you an nba player cuz youre ballin. your breath smells like rainbows. your hair looks like sunshine. your lips look so lonely would they like to meet mine. your eyes are an ocean and im lost out at sea.

[DollFaceIncorporated]

Is your face McDonalds. becasue im lovin it

[zowe321]

how does it feel to be the most beautiful girl in that room ? thats cute :)

[bdawg1996]

I'm a camera! O_O

[2836909]

WHOA! Awesome dad is awesome.

[SimplyRebecka]

I liked the perfect guy dream. (: && This one guy used the line " Your eyes are blue like the ocean and baby I'm lost out at sea". My eyes are green.xD

[DjXenocide]

When god made u he was showing off. Oh and btw I'm just gonna throw this out there, I love u (: ok maybe that's going to far but ur amazing -3

[nillastix101]

The Gatorade one was funny hahah but I think any one that makes a girl laugh would work. I like funny guys. :)

Oh and your dad is hilarious lmao.

[AndThatBoy]

Any pickup line from you would work. (Y)

[frutsbasket600]

#1. #2. #6. 8. 13. 14. 16. 18. :]

[Miranda96Paige]

I mean fear lol

[Miranda96Paige]

If u were a tear i wouldnt cry for the sake of losing u

[MsANIM3lov3r]

dude. ur camera is gawwwjuss. XD.

[zowe321]

when god made u he was showing off :P

[jessie2594]

if you were a tear in my eye, i would not cry for fear of losing you.

[zowe321]

WILL U MARRY ME :)

[LeBeauPapillon1]

xDDD Wow, your so funny. And with the dad at the end, wow, nice dad xDD

[jillybeen08]

I were at this camp, and there was a dance, and this little kid asked me to dance, weeelll i danced with him and he goes. "What color are your eyes?" and i said "Blue" and he goes "Baby your eyes are bluer than the ocean" or somthing like that...and the next night there was another dance, he asked me to dance again, and he tired to pull the same line. -_-

[SunShineeZebra]

ugkhgetrak.

Every time you said, "pick up lines" I thought you said, "Pickle lines."

._.

[takyume]

here one

I wish i was a tear because i can start on your eyes live on your face and die on you lips. :D



[YourRealitySucks]

Are you starch cuz your making me stiff. ok ok ill stop stalking your videos now xD

[XXILOUsioNIstXXIvYXX]

the one about the dream is genious and the one about the chocolate and how does it feel to b the most beautiful girl in the room

[KottLoom]

I pulled my pockets out of my pants, so they hanged sideways like car mirrors . Then i walked up to a girl and said "hi im elephant , u wanna play with my trunk?" We been married ever since.

[bestsy07]

Did you just fart? Cause you blew me away

[VampireFurEver22]

your dad is awesome!

[TheSatanyk]

i wish i had a dad like urs

[SkaterChick099]

LMFAOO !! 'Choo-choo' Bahahahahaha !! xD that made me laugh soo effing hard LOl. But Yeah This 1 dude came up to me and said "Girl your feet must be tired cause you have been running through my mind all day" This actually creeped me out cause he was thinking of me nd he was not the type of guy i would want to be thinking of me like that LOl.

[pumpkinsrsexy]

"your dad must be retarded because you sure are special"

^ a guy used that on my friend a while ago, and it actually worked! hahaha

[CandyLand2250]

if someone ever said "your dad must be retarded because you sure are special" i would love them ahahahahahahahah

[BerriVampiStudios]

lmao you are sooo funny! XDDD

[theradicalzebra]

DAMNIT. i look like a friggen camera. x(

[kraintrain731]

my girlfriend just dumped me because of ur pick up lines my life is ruined and now my parents wont even talk to me

[MasonBabii]

Your amazing (:

And you're dad, seems.. Different .

[superninjaskaters]

hahaha DUDE! Im gunna use the retarded one just to see what the chick would say!

[GamegirlColour]

"If God had a refrigerator, he'd have YOUR picture on it".

I laughed. And if someone said that to me, they must have a good sense of humor. I like that in a guy ;)

[AbanonAllShips]

i mmust b spiderman cuase u make my spider sences tingle ;P

[emilyannbarrett2016]

The insurance one that's soooo cute lol

[butlermaid]

Do you like chips? Because I'm feetolay (aka fritolay)

[DollEyesBlueSkies]

I liked when you put the mirror up and i expected to see myself and i was like 'oh...a camera' *sad face* haha =P funny video =^_^= Please check out my channel if you want ^^;

[DynamiteTripleThreat]

You make a TON of hand gestures. Btw, ur dad is hilarious!

I've got a few, and most are perverted. :

Hey baby, there's a party in my pants, and you're invited.

Your daddy must have been a drug dealer, 'cuz ur dope.

You must work at subway, cuz you just gave me a foot long!

Is your name summer? Cuz you are HOT!

If you were a food item at McDonalds, you would be called "The McGorgeous".

Just to name a few. :P

[kikikat95]

"if beauty was measure in distance, you'd go on for smiles" :D

[happygolucky127]

they made me laugh more than feel good

[McGizmo4]

haha man my girlfriend looved the mirror one ! xD

[borntobeDEAD1]

I

LOVE

YOUR

FREAKIN'

HAIR =3

[MushroomBananas]

"i love every bone in your body. especially mine." my pervy friend told me that one xD

[LolJeremyXD]

if i was a computer you would be my hard drive.

[TheShadowmemory]

@LolJeremyXD lmfao i don't think that would work

[SkkiSeth]

@LolJeremyXD

wow xD thats like a LMFAO moment hahhah

i sounds like its more of a zex pickup line to me , ' if someone really wanted a hard drive' lol

[Tebbs21]

my friend was saying his favorite pick up line to me and i thought it was very clever: is that a mirror in your pocket? cuz i see me in your pants ;)

i love it! :)

[kristenkautz]

LOL i love that panda behind u

[aleah99]

lol one dude that i use to go out with aim me a couple of days ago and he was like hey aly since ur left leg is holloween and ur right leg is christmas.. can i visit between holidays? lol i thought that was pretty sad but yea... ur ahdorble

[Juicynicole6]

lmao ur so funny ! : )

[Rainb0w0kiSses]

@ohzmat Damn iPod I've sent this like three times it won't go through lmao would you like a self portrait? With your seney weenie emo hair? Lol:D

[Rainb0w0kiSses]

What would you like ? Bunnie? Alien? Vampire ? Cheese? I can even draw yew.

[ashlee12222]

This guy said this to me and it made me laugh,

" Hey you have 360 bones, want another one "

Lol !

[Rainb0w0kiSses]

LMFAO YOU ARE A GENIUS:) dude this may sound creepy but can I draw you something ? I'm bored and I would. Like a idea???

[ohzmat]

@Rainb0w0kiSses sure! ahahaha

[MsXtroyDenairey]

LMFAO! this video was so fucking funny i almost pissed on myself!

[AM3RIKAN1]

CHOO CHOO!!!!

[AM3RIKAN1]

Lmao at your dad

[BrianaBloodshed]

are you a magnet , 'cause you're attractive .

fail .

[paigebrodbeck]

hahahahahahaha oh gawd i love this:)

[ThePopcornLovers]

omfg! you look like alex from all time low in this video xD rolf and i only got to 0:10 and i thought this :')

hahahaha

[carinexxocnr]

Your dad is hilarious.

I actually laughed (and yes, really laughed, not just said I did :P )



[itzaperson165423]

I like the one with tear in the eye cuz its sweet lol but there all really funny xD

[StrawberryMilchshake]

Reminds me of that one time when a guy told me that I was as beautiful as his car.

[xSceneKnightsNite]

I <3 The BigFoot One.

[djmfcp]

if a emo was chatting me up (im emo so it has happened)

"if you were a tear i would not cry with the fear of losing you"

[ZombieMoan]

lmfaooo,

"Hey baby, someone farted, let's get out of here." xD

[pimp1mah2alpakah3]

hehe they would all work. (: i laughed uber hard.

[amywilson6]

none of them would work on me, lmao xD!

[JonasLover4Life3000]

some one once said to me:

You know what? Your eyes are the same color as my Porsche

and

kiss me if I am wrong, but isn't your name (take a guess)...Janice????

or

Did you fart? Because you blew me away

and

I hope your day is as radiant as your smile.

.... pretty sweet lol but only 1/4 worked! guess which one! lol

[pokegirl7865]

0:24 that kinda worked 0.0

[hattiandhorses]

none of them !!

[froggynichole]

aha is that ur pand bear?do you sleep with it aha.TEEHEE!:)

[kamypk]

gay

[Deathbyawesome745]

HUGE GIANT POLAR BEAR!!! *what?* Just trying to break the ice lolz

[xxGinaxSilverxx]

Do you know "Pectrifis Totalus" because I've gone completely stiff.

I lost my phone number, can I borrow yours?

You're so hot, I could fry and egg on you.

those are some that have been used on me.

[StripedxxSocks]

do u have a band aid? cuz i just scraped my knees falling for u :)

[hbeastrocks]

if i could rearrange the alphabet i would put U and I together

[PandyEatGreenBubbles]

Did you just fart :DD because you blew me awaayyy

[brittanydani46]

i love ur dad! CHOO CHOO!

[xoxEllenoxo]

so i dont get the one thats like : if beuaty was an hour youd be a second. ??? explain please ?

[PandyEatGreenBubbles]

that sounds like an insult xDD

[pradagirl8]

If you were a tear in my eye, I would not cry for fear of loosing you. + Your beauty makes the morning sun look like the full glimmer of the moon.

[CuppycakeLove1]

Ive been told...

"I lost my number can i barrow yours?"

[cheerleadersweetie37]

ur so hot i could cook rice on u

[tanman2324]

lol i'm sorry but your dads kinda weird :)

[LifeGummi]

"Hey baby some one farted , Lets Get out of here"

Lmao that'd SO work with me.

[datingwomensex]

ohzmat, This video rocks.

[JusticeIsTheBest]

if i could rearange the alphabet i would put u and i together girl [; .

[xoxEllenoxo]

@justicelsTheBest then she says, i like it just the way it is with N and O together

lol :P

[janiebeanbby]

The ending just made my day.

I adore your family.

[0xArtistOnTheRunx0]

i've got a thirst and you smell like my gatoraid

when god made you he was showing off

your dad is amazing!!

[xxpensxipodsxx]

LOL CHOO CHOOOO

[kanyewestisagayfish1]

The second and third would totally work on me.

[juicycoutureluvv]

the one about the dream of the perfect guy..yeah that would work. haha, humor always works.

[DanielaJarritos]

my fav tht i've heard is :)

"is ur dad a baker?"

.,,

"cuz u have nice buns"

[BitterSweetSickness]

if you were a tear in my eye i would not cry for fear of loosing you

ya'know we've actually met before you know that dream about the perfect guy you had

i was standing to his right

i've got a thirst and you smell like my gatoraid

your so hot i could just cook rice on you

:)

most of them just because they are totally stupid and funny!!

[chadwickchloe]

lool i once heard "do you have some black in you", "no" "do you want some?" --lets go make caramell babies o_O

[finland]

"do you have any mexican in you?

do you want some?"

[xxSinisterxSarahxx]

Well this is probably just me but,everytime you go to say a pickup line,you always raise your hand in front of your face xD

[rockprincess38]

I love your dad!

[danluv92]

nice hairstyle.

[xxSinisterxSarahxx]

"You baby are so sweet,you put Hershey's outta business." ;D Favorite...XD

[flyleafxxgirl]

th only one tht woulda worked was th 'wana c a pic of a beautiful person" mirror one or whtevr

oh and th "choo choo" part was too cute

[Pandagrrl101]

haha i was standing to his right

"hes the kid who sleeps up here" haha that sounds so creepy

[viciousINNOCENCE]

"When I saw you across the room, I passed out cold and hit the floor. So I'm gonna need your name and number for insurance purposes."

"hey, do you want to see a picture of a beautiful person?" *holds up mirror*

[kwelblondie109]

*if you were a tear in my eye, i would not cry for the fear of losing you* xD i love that one

[1clueless]

I think a few of those might work on me because they'd make me laugh. I find some pick lines funny! (: Haha.

[mcsshelly]

"your beauty is like every molecule ever  produced for the sun" lol ivebeen told that. Kinky? i know.

[Rokstarchik101]

Hold ^ except the dad one bigfoot one and fart ine. Guy said 2 me : i kno alot of digits except urz

[Rokstarchik101]

Luved them all

[SkemoBrie]

when God made you he was showing off :)

[ridesabike16]

Your so hott, you make the plastic on my underwear melt. 3x. I love it! Lol I believe your my new hero. (:

[chikichik12]

oh and one i love my friend used on me saying, did you just fart? cuz ur blowing me away ;D xDDDDD

[chikichik12]

i loved the booger one xDD

and also the one, "wanna see a pic of a beautiful person? *raises mirror* that was cute. and wtf with ur dad in the end make train noises? lmfao

[smcconverse182]

the "ive already met you, remember that dream about that perfect guy? yeah, i was standing to his right." whould work

[MissShelbySue]

Is that the Flip?

[hannahlalaluvsbeauty]

almost all of them!!

[4evapyro]

I just ate skittles, wanna taste the rainbow?

[mariejasinski]

Most of them would work, cause I would've laughed, and that's good, right? ^^

[TheMetroMint]

pick up lines are so lame they never work on me ever

[ilubelsalvador]

haha there so funny and ive been told do you know cpr cuz you take my breath away

[dandanandbela]

are you a fan ? 'cause you just blew me away.

read that in the bible.

is saying that considered a sin...?

[lilyandbelasayhello]

ahh. i like the gatorad one. :D

[josefrankfert]

omg to 2:25 hahahhahah:D

[seventhveil1313]

Do you work for UPS cause I see you checking out my package.

[CrazyCarLover1990]

if you where a tear in my eye i would not cry for fear of loosing you .. that one would work

[da504ever]

I have skittles in my mouth... wanna taste the rainbow? :]

yeah thats a pretty amazing one i've heard.

[neverscreamFIRE]

Uhhh...the one about the dreamguy, other than that...no.

[STaTiiStiiC1]

"When god made you, he was showing off"

Lol :D

[Dreamtheifdragon]

omg! that was sooooo funny!!!! But I have heard this pick up line somewhere

"Do you have a map? cause I'm lost in your eyes."

[rappstack]

your dad is awesome!

and no that wasn't a pick up line.

[emosrawr]

So the weirdest thing just happened.

I looked up when amber sleeps cause i've never heard of them.

And they actually come to mississippi and play with bands from mississippi. And that's awesome. So yeah I'm seeing them later this month.

[RIOTliberty]

XD

None of them would work for me, but they were funny!

The weirdest one I've heard is was at the mall with my friends it was "Houston, this is the advanced recon unit. Good news, I've found a couple of foxs."

It was weird.

[PandyEatGreenBubbles]

:D did you just fart? because you blew me away

[runningstorm202]

That was really funny! :) I hope you never use those pick up lines. lol

[LindsayRave]

A guy has used this one on me and it totally creeped me out but now it really makes me laugh. "Do you raise chickens? Because you just raised my cock."

[NeonOrangeDance]

Haaha I just think this one is cute :

Are you Campbells soup? Cause your Mmmhmmm good! =o]

[Tedzdog]

How is this for a pickup line:

"Pardon me, but what pickup line works best with you? "

[ChocolateHorsez]

Haha! That's Funny!

[Xhayley0]

you forgot, "i love every bone in your body, especially mine" hhaa

[BTF7Shelbz]

A good one is: You hand somebody a drink and say, "Hey baby. This one's on me. Maybe later I can get on you." :D

[colourmebeautiful22]

ahaha no pick up line works but i got a weird one once...

is your mum a terroist cause your the bomb!

WTF? hhah

[xXwolfbugXx]

my guy friend was talking to me and he was like: " Do u work for At&T cuz u just raises my bar". gawsh what a pervert XDDD

[tatiluvsya]

i luv ur scene hair <3 and ur cute ;)

and i like the one that said "how does it feel to be the most beautiful gurl in this room?" supre sweet

[ghostnr2]

you are so gay

[ohzmat]

ouch :p that hurt

[xanatch13]

this is my fav EVER!!!

was that an earthquake or did I just rock your world

[carabear555]

"what do you want?!...wanna say hi? XD" XDDD

[SaMaNtHaHeBeR12]

Wow; your dads hillarous :P

[bohemiancheesecake]

is your name gilette? because you're the best a man can get.

[lovelylexi72]

hi, my names lexi...remember that cuz ull be screaming it later

haha my brothers friend says that to me all the time =P

[omgjordyn]

lol the bigfoot one! :D this is christinaaaa btw (:

[ohzmat]

which one... xp