Anyone else notice that everytime they show the lunch box from outside, it's just a picture of a dollhouse restaurant, a fake car, and some random ground? This time it looks like fake snow.
I like to think DJ is the master of manipulation in that first scene! 'well I really want to do hockey...lets see what can make my dad say yes to that.... OH COOL TAP DANCING! Genius! XD
I'll never understand why they made Fisher the way they did later, and then got rid of him so fast. It was like he was there and then gone. I liked their relationship up until the abuse thing. Just like Gary, I thought Fisher could have really been the one for Jackie once and for all, they had great chemistry, that and they are married in real life had something to do with it too. But Fisher was better than Fred imo, Fred wasn't a bad character, but he was so damn boring and a control freak.
@ChicagoTyme2 sorry but you gotta look at that particular subject realistically. any man who is nice and perfect is good, but once he physically abuses a woman and isn't sorry for it, that automatically outweighs the positives
@PiMpJoOsE10 I said BEFORE they turned him to an abuser he was well liked and that made people think he was the one for Jackie and couldn't understand why they got rid of him so fast. Of course they weren't going to keep her with him after we found out what had been going on.
@ChicagoTyme2 I totally agree with you. Fred was boring. I liked Gary though better than Fisher. I figured because Fisher was so young that it wasn't going to work out, but I didn't even guess that he'd be abusive like that. That was disappointing. I do like that Dan defended Jackie though.
ooooh, when roseanne later finds out fisher beat up jackie and fisher says "we get through this weve worked this out before" this must be that incident he was talking about..
"You know when they pick sides and one kid is always picked last? Well, Dj would be right behind him." Damn! lol settel joke yet found it funny miss this show :(
"Well I hate to be the one to break this to you Dan, it's not like you have the body of some Greek God anymore, now it's more like you have the body of some Greek guy."
ahahah! that used to be my problem! those roller skating lessons i took as i kid...i never could leran how to stop....so i just went around crashing into things! :) thats how i stopped!
Ahaha!! I remember I tried using them once....i fell! haahaha! And there was another more "advanced" way to stop...you put your feet into the shap of a T and this is how you stop. It always scared me though!
@rbd43091 they mentioned that in the episode before dan was jailed. she mentioned that they had gotten through it before and it was hinted that he did hit her.
i'm from england so i cant relate to the american side, but it is nice to see sitcoms of poor workin class like us :D im glad they got posted on youtube or i'd have never seen it
I remember when I was a little kid, my dad used to take me to get a Mello Yello on Saturdays. It was a big treat for me. That was probably about 1984. Gotta love Mello Yello. It was definitely no knock off soda back then.
Anyone else notice that everytime they show the lunch box from outside, it's just a picture of a dollhouse restaurant, a fake car, and some random ground? This time it looks like fake snow.
Raimundo91 1 month ago in playlist More videos from RoseanneConnerVideo
Don't you ever wonder what they're saying during the opening credits? All we ever hear is music and roseanne's laugh.
letslaugh2gether4 1 month ago
@letslaugh2gether4 Becky says "Hey Darlene" and Darlene says "Hey Becky." lol That's all I could get out of it.
Raimundo91 1 month ago in playlist More videos from RoseanneConnerVideo
I like to think DJ is the master of manipulation in that first scene! 'well I really want to do hockey...lets see what can make my dad say yes to that.... OH COOL TAP DANCING! Genius! XD
FrailShiver 5 months ago
SPOILER:
I always wondered if this was one of the times Fisher hit Jackie, and she broke up with him...
eclair0797 5 months ago in playlist More videos from RoseanneConnerVideo 4
@eclair0797 i too thought that later, especially the way she walked into the dinner....
SunsetShadows1 3 months ago in playlist Roseanne season five
Darlene: Have you seen dj he wanted me to drive him, and im gonna be late for school.
Roseanne: He still over at the skating ring learning to play hockey with your dad
Darlene: Dj is gonna play hockey? He cant even walk on land.
abblue93 5 months ago
I love the diagram of the flower on the fridge. So random haha
scketron89 6 months ago
I'll never understand why they made Fisher the way they did later, and then got rid of him so fast. It was like he was there and then gone. I liked their relationship up until the abuse thing. Just like Gary, I thought Fisher could have really been the one for Jackie once and for all, they had great chemistry, that and they are married in real life had something to do with it too. But Fisher was better than Fred imo, Fred wasn't a bad character, but he was so damn boring and a control freak.
ChicagoTyme2 8 months ago 3
@ChicagoTyme2 sorry but you gotta look at that particular subject realistically. any man who is nice and perfect is good, but once he physically abuses a woman and isn't sorry for it, that automatically outweighs the positives
PiMpJoOsE10 7 months ago
@PiMpJoOsE10 I said BEFORE they turned him to an abuser he was well liked and that made people think he was the one for Jackie and couldn't understand why they got rid of him so fast. Of course they weren't going to keep her with him after we found out what had been going on.
ChicagoTyme2 7 months ago
@ChicagoTyme2 I totally agree with you. Fred was boring. I liked Gary though better than Fisher. I figured because Fisher was so young that it wasn't going to work out, but I didn't even guess that he'd be abusive like that. That was disappointing. I do like that Dan defended Jackie though.
mykidsmaman 5 months ago 2
Irish wristwatch, say that 5x fast!
beezyh5 9 months ago
6:26
ooooh, when roseanne later finds out fisher beat up jackie and fisher says "we get through this weve worked this out before" this must be that incident he was talking about..
Dominated1408 9 months ago
I love Roseanne's hair this season :D
Bl00dy1c3M41d3n 10 months ago
@Bl00dy1c3M41d3n Me too!
snoopy64116 8 months ago
"You know when they pick sides and one kid is always picked last? Well, Dj would be right behind him." Damn! lol settel joke yet found it funny miss this show :(
CresentSanctuary 11 months ago
dj:six sick sheep no wait sick six sheep no wait sick sheep.
dan: hey dj why don't you call a friend :))))))))))))))
valimacara 1 year ago
I just love the intro. :)
FUl0VECk 1 year ago
@zomgpunkins yep yep
kbolfing 1 year ago
This show's intro is still awesome.
MrChaosIncarnate 1 year ago
@zomgpunkins Yep, son of a ...
ro2n 1 year ago
at :013 dj is looking behind the cameras
sandra4788 1 year ago
@sandra4788 lol nice catch
luis642008 1 year ago
whats the episode where at the end laurie is polishing her award and roseanne chases her around the living room??
RENTluver06 1 year ago
@RENTluver06 The end of "The Dark Ages."
RoseanneConnerVideo 5 months ago
@badfishSTP THANK YOU!!!! I have been thinking the same thing for the longest. And they do it on ALL the shows I happen to watch. Sheesh!!
mdawson10 1 year ago
@badfishSTP yeah i know the highest rated say the same thing
20eri09 1 year ago
roseanne looks so pretty at the table!
kelssongs7491 1 year ago
"Well I hate to be the one to break this to you Dan, it's not like you have the body of some Greek God anymore, now it's more like you have the body of some Greek guy."
oliverclozesoff 1 year ago 5
''hey here's something cool tap dancing!!!!!''
''hockey it is! ''
lol love it
Butterflybaby27 1 year ago 3
the joke at 5:49 is reused from a season 1 episode "Death and stuff"
JAlisa08701 2 years ago
does anyone know which episode is the one when jackie is taking care of dan and the kids when roseanne is out of town?
puddapar4 2 years ago
season 2 " Officer And a Gentleman" i have playlist of all season if you want to check it out
JAlisa08701 2 years ago
The sixth sick sheikh's sixth sheep's sick ....say that fast ! :22
shamsky4evr 2 years ago
ahahah! that used to be my problem! those roller skating lessons i took as i kid...i never could leran how to stop....so i just went around crashing into things! :) thats how i stopped!
morikahjo 2 years ago
@morikahjo and those lil rubber stoppers in the front did NOTHING for me... crash and burn for me all the way lol
BardandQueen 2 years ago
Ahaha!! I remember I tried using them once....i fell! haahaha! And there was another more "advanced" way to stop...you put your feet into the shap of a T and this is how you stop. It always scared me though!
morikahjo 2 years ago
@morikahjo I hear you on that, I t'd my ass down and did a not so fun split lol
BardandQueen 2 years ago
six sick sheep six sheep sick
JAlisa08701 2 years ago
Hit the bull's-eye, Mommy!
elliethebee 2 years ago
DJ in the beginning is so funny.
AArmendariz12 2 years ago 2
i really like roseanne's hair
luvsherhubby 2 years ago 2
Me too.
AcemanJones 2 years ago
I LOVE DAN!
dizzodana 2 years ago 4
fisher prolly hit jackie & that's why they broke up
rbd43091 2 years ago 6
well considering EVERYONE has seen this series by now, I'd say... good guess...
PhailWynn 2 years ago 2
@rbd43091 they mentioned that in the episode before dan was jailed. she mentioned that they had gotten through it before and it was hinted that he did hit her.
BardandQueen 2 years ago
wow i thought i saw every episode i must of missed this one.
butterfinger16932 2 years ago 2
Is it just me or does it seem weird that they drown their pizza in salt and pepper
rob17752006 2 years ago 7
think its parm and chillis
hugs4thugs 2 years ago 10
may be it was really crappy pizza.
cool677plusmaa 2 years ago
i think its parmesan cheese which is put on pizza a lot
jww047 2 years ago 6
it think its wierd too lol
EmmerLove 2 years ago
Yes it is,it's probably the plan of the illuminate,to kill everone off.LOL
t5239857289578947594 2 years ago
It's parmesan cheese and red pepper. It does look gross, but it's actually commonly put on pizza.
PostRockIsAGenre 2 years ago 2
parm on a pizza is awesome!
rose444100 2 years ago
whats wrong with tap dancing? lol
XXXR84 2 years ago 5
Dan: How About Uh...Weight Training?
DJ: What's That?
Dan: That's Where You Life Weights
DJ: Then What?
Dan: Then You...You put 'Em Back Down Again
LOL Dan's HILARIOUS!!!!!!!
BrutalAsHell 2 years ago 48
darlene's hair is hilarious half up like that
katykat46 2 years ago
i'm from england so i cant relate to the american side, but it is nice to see sitcoms of poor workin class like us :D im glad they got posted on youtube or i'd have never seen it
PenguinBoy92 2 years ago 8
I had a little trouble coming out of my triple lutz when I tried to grab my skate behind my head. LMAO
intldawn 2 years ago 3
Totally agree, there should be more shows like this.
Maneater1984 3 years ago 6
i love roseanne please release more for uk please x
gLiTtErGuRlY 3 years ago 4
dj-what's weight-lifting?
dan-that's when you lift weights
dj-then what?
dan-...then you put them back dowb again.
haha i love dan =]
shawtysthashyt 3 years ago 15
he said training not lifting.......just sayin :D
reapersfriend44 3 years ago
yeah i realized that while i was writing that comment but i was too lazy to fix it lol.
shawtysthashyt 3 years ago
season 5 episode 11
Tboysoy 3 years ago
what season is this?
SethThomass 3 years ago
gotta love those knock off sodas
Indigodelta383 3 years ago 4
I wouldnt exactly call Mellow Yellow a "knock off" soda, it was actually pretty popular back in the 80's and 90's, atleast in my area it was...
metaljunkster 3 years ago 8
I remember when I was a little kid, my dad used to take me to get a Mello Yello on Saturdays. It was a big treat for me. That was probably about 1984. Gotta love Mello Yello. It was definitely no knock off soda back then.
melville80 3 years ago 6
DJ: Hey, here's something cool, tap dancing!
Dan: Hockey it is!
LOL
supermansangel9 3 years ago 11
DJ: Were you ever in a cage match?
Dan: Only with your mom.
Healing2Suffer 3 years ago 8
I thought you were playing video games, I was but I can't feel my thumbs anymore lol he reminds me of my brothers...
LadyAliyssa 3 years ago 2
We had one that went "six long sleek slender saplings" which no one could say. My favorite was "one smart fellow he felt smart
Two smart fellows they felt smart
Three smart fellows
They all felt smart." You can't say it fast without making some really funny mistakes.
skylur44 3 years ago 3
hahahaha, being from Denmark does NOT make any of these easier! lol, I cant even get to two smart fellows!
me2wonder 3 years ago
My favorite tongue twister is:
Eighty-eight great apes ate eight grapes
musicaltheatergeek79 2 years ago 4
That's cool, I like that!
skylur44 2 years ago
damn, that tounge twister i can't even understand lol
ConkerPucci13 3 years ago 3
Ha ha I know I even tried it I think it's six sick sheep? LOL, I dunno but it does twist your tongue when you try to say it lol...
LadyAliyssa 3 years ago
i luv roseanne'
the sarcasm actually makes sense LOL
nothinrelly 3 years ago 6