you are not the father party like a rock star

[helloluzmi10]

qe risa!!



[prettygurlswagga101]

Lmao .

[oreamunoj]

everytime I see this video I catch something new; I love the editing by the Maury crew. The fact that they break from the still picture of the child to a life feed backstage of the drama unfolding on every tely on stage. U gotta love television...

[mrtundra45]

fuckin skanks

[BestSnesMusic]

That yell at :06 is so pure, so full of emotion. I hope one day I will know joy like that.

[jendeh1000]

No matter how hard my day was, this video makes me smile.



[donfurious456]

this show pisses me off sometimes cuz the crowd always agrees wit what the girl has to say but they neva listen wht the guy has to say and assume that what maury says at first is the truth n she got the nerve to try n pin a baby on him when even SHE KNOWS it aint his smh.....dat nigga was prolly goin TAKE DAT BITCCH!!!!

[M3TurboE46]

Women stop being whores!!!!! Problem solved!!!!

Men stop fucking these nasty whores!!!!!!

TA TA TOTALLY DUDE!!!!!!!!!!

[litlemidget]

NO CHILD SUPPORT DANCE

[mrwhatever213]

@BlackPeopleMonkeys I hope you die and burn you racist fuck your race is pathtic and evil and you should shoot yourself in the mouth you pale face ghost.

[Eurotrash4367]

I bet he did the same dance when he found out Obama won.

[Musicfan4evr]

@Eurotrash4367 Well then... I guess your name fits you perfectly.

[Raphael42589]

@sicat71 There are PLENTY of white women that come on this show. In fact, I think 95% of the teen moms and out of control teens are white!

[myjcakebatter]

@SAUL666TheBeast not really, you have a good point more people should wear rubbers, but I think that more whites can afford abortions and avoid this situation. Just my opinion

[SAUL666TheBeast]

@sicat71 I guess blacks just have no idea what a condom is. It's quite sickening actually.

[Raphael42589]

@SAUL666TheBeast Not that, but rather black women are less likely to have abortions unlike white women (and any statistic and research you come across will confirm exactly that). I guess they don't lower themselves to such pathetic levels of having unprotected sex and then abort the baby because "they didn't want it." While these women that come on Maury are very irresponsible, at least they have some value for human life and accepted the responsibility of motherhood.

[Eurotrash4367]

@Raphael42589

I respectfully disagree. "Value for human life and acceptance of the responsibility of motherhood" would require these parents to be capable of raising these children in a safe and responsible manner. This is not the case.These children are the byproduct of unprotected sex and irresponsible behavior. If it were not for government subsidies for food,housing,medical care and other subsistance these children would not live past their first birthday.

[mightyjoe911]

Dance of a free man..

[throwsomeds12]

lmfao good shit

[ObjectiveApproach]

LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[DaRealDL]

THIS NIGGA HAVIN THE TIME OF HIS LIFE LMAO

[amirabdalla]

funn..y..but im sad about the kid he has a slut mother

[balancedesign2010]

@amirabdalla she had sex with two men. im sure both those men had sex with 10x that amount of women in the same time frame. her only mistake was not using protection but having sex with two men doesnt make her a slut.

[klined]

Not as cool as the first remix

[dayinlove]

i love this!!!!! lol shit i woulda been dancin too lol

[jennifer]

This just contributes to the amusement of life

[SuperCartiel]

Mr. Povich himself is not capitalizing on the adultery of my race. Those who own The Maury Show--NBC/Universal Media Distribution and Faulhaber Media, Europe--are the ones getting rich. They insist that Maury, Steve Wilkos, Jerry Springer, and other

talk show hosts and TV judges haul D-Level people before the cameras, and grill them like burgers. And I always thought that was odious and loathsome.

It's not the star that prospers. It's the suits and peddlers.

[oioienglishboiere]

dude got movezzz

[midknight968]

that guy is my hero

[hiphoplegend1]

white people like Maury making his salary off the good ol black people's plight, those devilish motherfuckers, got to love em?????? I guess

[jendeh1000]

Boy dancing as if he found a cure for cancer.

You Go Baby.

[doulikebalieys]

that brothers gots some moves nomsayin

[aquarianbabe]

T-t-totally dude....lmbo!!!

[luvlyladee]

LOL so ghetto

[TheRere665]

OMG.Dat is sad but funny

[erikjuh1992]

Haha the song is perfect by this vid ^^

[kharismarieeee]

i forgot about this song - im about to go Jam .

[gmholt2008]

OMG That is beautifully done, it couldn't of been done better!

[WooZIE997]

omfg the dude in the black hat in the front looks back and is like THIS GUY!!!!

[WooZIE997]

he went to MJ moves he was so happy lmao

[jendeh1000]

pimps up hoes down , for ever

[DeadBodyDysposal]

this shit is mad funny yo, this fucking guy breaks it down, and that bitch has a total breakdown.

[fabi199311]

WTF!!! it says party like a rasta!!!

[Dobleucuarenta]

5000% PURE EPIC DANCE!

[Jonasbeastguy]

I"M 5000% SHURE OF IT

[maskanio1]

HELL YEA! NOW I CAN STRUGGLE WITHOUT PAYIN FOR A DAM KID! MOMMA WE EATIN CHICKEN TONITE!

[Brian567899]

@maskanio1 GET THE WATERMELON!

[maskanio1]

@Brian567899 LOL

[halomike917]

YEAAAAAAH NO CHILD SUPPORT!

[ineedsomescrilla142]

you notice how before he said it she had this look like she knew he wasn't the father

[NShaddow15]

wierd how its a gangster a song is about partying like a ROCK star... Just shows Rock stars have better partys then gangsters :D

[R33MIX]

@NShaddow15

not gangster at all lol

[RikaRelic]

Party like barack style.

[yousukcheese]

this just proves the stereotype = black people are amazing dancers. he just busted that move from no where. O_O

[Manekdk]

Party like Barack?

[glitrbitz]

LOLLLLLLL

[Gothiclovesick]

I thought this was hilarious...

[angelheaven101]

lol! so funny!

[ineedsomescrilla142]

um to the 2 racists below, white people, asian people, etc would do the same thing if some crazy whore/slut is trying to pin the baby on them.

[Willettes1]

@ineedsomescrilla142 When a white girl gets with 5 people its normal but when a black girl gets with 5 people its "wrong"

[FallenDespair]

@Willettes1 when a white girls gets with 5 people she's a slut , when a black girl gets with 5 people she's a whore . there's a diffrence

[YungReg88]

These Maury videos are getting better and better.

[Midnightmoon02]

@atlasisbestteam He's just jealous. The way you put that song in really did make it more entertaining.

[hunterstrvlinpairs]

@reef67 hey reef fuck you. I bet you couldn't do better. The syncing is actually REALLY good. Let's see you do better

[Brizakillachic]

LMAO!!!!!!!!!!

[maggot408]

....... this has happened to me before...... its a great feeling. "PARTY LIKE A ROCK, PARTY LIKE A ROCK STAR"

[MrDCskater]

epic!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[DootAyee]

If you know you've slept with a bunch of men why come on the show and make a fool of yourself, maury isnt the only way but all you women keep choosing maury because I sometimes get bored at home

[juniorhtown]

he got the whole damn crowd swaying like it was a concert

LOL

[TexazABN91]

wow gay tha original was better... thats tha bunk ass radio "rap"

[Sugarplum1871]

This video is pretty funny though. How do you not know who your baby's father is? Seriously! Makes for some great entertainment though lol.

[zaydah09]

if you're with more than one guy around the time of conception then you wouldn't know for sure either until birth or DNA tests...

[StupidSkateboarding]

That's so funny

[LickMyLama]

hell yeah nobody else beats them! .... shame

[thoomolong]

@sergioboy391994 If a white person does some stupid shit, then they are a redneck, not representative of their race. If a black person does dumb stuff then it is "aww those damn, black people. Aren't they silly?" racism in full effect.

[rejectedbythedevil14]

@thoomolong see now da difference is, rednecks do stupid shit. black people arent dat dumb! dey dance when dey happy, dey do funny shit! dis is classic superfly!!

[SuperCartiel]

@rejectedbythedevil14 And what do you do when you're happy? Re-enforce tired stereotypes?

I'm black, and I never dance when I;m happy. I smile, laugh a bit, and let the feeling run its course. Isn't that what you do, too?

[rejectedbythedevil14]

@SuperCartiel nope. i dance!

[SuperCartiel]

@rejectedbythedevil14 never mind. to each his own.

[zetarry]

@sergioboy391994 

[Leftcyde]

Have you ever noticed if a black guy isn't the father he dances like a jackass, but if a white guy isn't the father he cries like a pussy. If these black chicks wanna have kids sooo bad they should fuck white dudes 'cause they WANT to be the father.

[noraa6]

leftcyde that is the dumbest thing I have ever read

[numerobofis]

that's cause the white guy is usually her husband, dumbass.

[Sugarplum1871]

@numerobofis Exactly...usually if the guy cries about not being the father, whatever his race is, it's because he is the woman's bf or husband.

[Sugarplum1871]

@Leftcyde I wish you were right about that...if you were, then my ex (who is white) would be helping take care of our kid instead of being a total deadbeat. Dead beat dads come in every color.

[H0Lyw00dUnDe4dFr34k]

rofl!

damn i feel bad for the baby but this niqqah got moves!

xDD

celebrating n shitt

[Leftcyde]

YAY! Let's celebrate another fatherless child that our tax dollars will end up supporting.

It's sad that none of these bitches know basic math. I'm 100% sure of that.

[splintercell186]

lol hAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAH isnt that the truth

[djtolman]

@Leftcyde Well what's not to celebrate when a guilty man is proven innocent?

[cjjaxxon]

@Leftcyde Yeah they math! Mo babies, mo money!! LOL.

[rawdawg15]

This should be a public service announcement about what happens when you don't wear a condom, or at the absolute minimum pull out before you cum. They should play this shit in schools and teen pregnancy would plummet

[plushsnail]

See, that's just misinformation. Pulling out is not an effective method of contraception AT ALL. There are effective methods of contraception, and condoms are one of them, but pulling out is not.

[babysittertube]

This is true. The pull out method is NOT an effective method of contraception.

I repeat, NOT an effective method of contraception.

[Wuped]

If used right it is.

[YogiSizzle]

Yeah but Coitus interruptus is a lot better than ejaculating inside of her and hoping for the best. I was watching some show the other day where the girl went off BC and said her BF busted inside, and she was surprised that she got pregnant. What are they teaching these kids?

[qumurph10]

@rawdawg15 lol great comment coming from a username "Rawdawg" classic

[karkey321]

wow

[lifemetall]

nigga don't want no baby, he a playa, needs bling bling and 25k grant dollar rims on his bullshit car and toster, yeah he not my child, i fukka the cat that night, black cat ofc

[Key2daUnderground]

wtf are you talking about?

[Marcosisss]

lol this is hilarious this sets us back but man u gotta laugh at this ROFL

[orhanw00t95]

lmfao funny guy hes the best in that show :D

[mcmanusdown]

fuck a championship game, this is bigger. child support will fuck you up.

[princejunior222]

i laugh at broke niggas on child support! lol! : )!.....like the song say!!!!

[Yourebuying]

That's because all their women are damn whores.

[Joesire]

look at how the crowd is throwing their hands from side to side. This is silly

[princejunior222]

like a concert!!! hay! ho!

[MGTRANSFORMER]

LOL, its so wrong but it seem so right. :D

[phillyeagles217]

not one 100 perfecnt not 200 percent im 5000 (nice match hoe)

[gotriceandshrimp]

Other song is better ;P

[AssassinOfTheCreed]

My hero

[raspberry479]

"shake ya ass, show me what you workin with".

[aquarianbabe]

he will go down in history as the FUNNIEST Maury guest ever!

[DEATHMK007]

its so sad that he's so happy that that child will never know his father.......

But funny too!!!!

[neoarcadezr]

lmao funny as hell

[str8kuntry82]

Man this is the funniest Maury moment eva! They have different remixes to this vid. I like the "The Way You Move" version better. Co-Me-Dy!

[Sinnassty]

fail

[simplycoco82]

lmao...I remember this episode because dude was jukin' his ass off....classic!!!

[maxtheking]

its real u dumbass, the shows called maury

[wietgr]

sweet vid! i love ti

[gmholt2008]

Now thats what you call gettn CRUNK! he should get a dancing deal after doing this sh*t!

[0xr00t]

13 Years and you claim you're "Goth"?

Correction, you're a attention whore.

[Grim3EZ]

haha oh ma dayz! dat waz toooooooooo sik!! biggin u up 4 dis 1 fam!

[pimpinshrimpin]

agree

[pimpinshrimpin]

fuck u gothic bitch

[haslem14]

why even put "im goth" unless ur begging for attention

[xielanx1]

premarital sex is the best no strings attached

[chanrobi]

as long as you are not the father

[mchc715]

and you got nice dance moves to celebrate the paternity test results...

[runawaychild66]

Maury love's you fool's making him rich and making you dumbass's look just plain cant think of a word for it.

[eastside1728]

U R not the father!

[supersamurai563]

victory never tasted so sweet! lol!

[CandyHam]

Justice is served.

And a super-fly dance is done.

[chinknigga]

nah you ruined the original video with outkast's song....

[Spikeflail]

No dice throw? Fail :3

[lonewolf333]

This is funny as hell! I'm totally on Andrew's side on this one. If a woman is having a hard time determining the father, she should keep her legs closed for at least a few days at a time. That's what you get if you have a society that has premarital sex. She reaped what she sowed!

[Bagpiper1603]

I agree that she should keep her legs closed, but pre-marital sex isn't a problem if people are intelligent about it.

The problem is, only the minority is intelligent about it.

[DisgracefulXLove]

Ugh... This show is fucking dumb. It just shows that there are whores out there that sleep a lot, and when the get knocked up, they expect cash from the poor sucker who didn't do anything.... That's most of these woman on here, others actually have a FUCKING mind and heart not to do it.

[McCainTheTurdburglar]

LOL! Andrew's a legend.

[shaolinshadowboxr]

lawl nice yntf remix vid

[DeceasedKittens]

rofl.

[PrinceZuko501]

LMAO XD

[querly]

i let him dance to electro house xDD

[chickenbiscito]

vvv I guess science gave them a chance..... and they blew it.....

[chickenbiscito]

I'm sick of these fucking bitches getting pregnant, using some loser guy to leech child support off of and leech from the government, while they sit around and do nothing constructive. Not all women do it, but the majority of these trashy middle and lower class bitches do. If there is a God, why the hell did god give these fucks reproductive organs?

[MzKay2020]

LMMFAO!!!! too funny

[uchihay2g]

If I ever go on Maury. God Forbid, I'm playing that song and doing the same shit. LOL. Matter of fact, I'm popping Cristal and spraying that shit on the audience like we won the super bowl or some shit. LOL

[McCainTheTurdburglar]

"popping Cristal"

LMAO!

[GEILMOKKEL]

hahahahaha

[phillyeagles217]

Im 5000% Sure

You are not the Father

OWNED

[kellys1999]

((LOL)) He was killin' it

[ProductPlague]

LMAO!!!!!!!

[tyrope]

haha, dam he is good at dancing

[jerzeq3]

lmao

[holliestergirl245]

ROT LMAO!!!!!!

[krystlejado]

LOL!!!!!!!!!!

[MarcoVanBasten111]

man he's aewsome !!!!!!

OWNED!!!

[LILJOKER33000]

Yup he is Awesome i would of done the same thing!!!!

[clockwrok]

he was gettin down wit it

[rashin]

Shit song IS shit song.

I guess rap has nothing else to say. Maybe someone should get shot.

Stop ruining rock with this stupid shit,

[xtyrox]

NICE MOVES! 5 STAR!

[ApollyonTD]

the best part is when you can see him dancing while she is on the tv in the background crying with maury

[SpEEdslope26]

dude in the video so happy, he JUST stopped dancing

[Lloydxirving]

he was killin it at the end LMAO!!!!!

[marcusdadog]

OWNED!!!

[lfbg007]

OMG! I think that from :12 to :22 it actually goes with the rhythm and musics! dont you think? lol

[afriamerikan]

why is America fucked?lol.here's you answer

[daire2]

I fuckin luv it man. I love it so much. I wish muary would release "you are not the father DVD's". That shit would sell millions. Nothin like seein a whore get put in her place.

[part2themovie]

don't call the sluts whores bruv otherwise we'd all be married or virgins

[PineappleExpress911]

lol

[spleendor]

Waaagh!

[browsebot]

HAHAHAHA dude was getting it in. If that was me I would've been popping champagne in that bitch like I just won a championship game.

[viruspunk102]

It's the internet, no one gives a fuck how you type. as long as you can undestand "lol.rofl,roflmao,and all of the other" then let it be