The Chronicles of Chris-chan: Damsel in Distress [11/3/09]

[O2Eater]

EWW!!! EWWEWWEWW EWW!!!!!

[avenged7x1994]

Is that fucker wearing lipstick?!

[MsAckAck]

That kiss was scarier than any horror movie I've ever seen.

[rEyZder]

0:53 - I threw up in my mouth.

[TailsFan23]

0:55 OH GOD NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

D; GOODBYE EVERYONE. IT'S BEEN A PLEASURE TROLLING WITH YOU.

-dies-

[Inuboy1000]

Kacey? Girlfriend? haha, Bullshit.

[SAGEBOT500]

I literally screamed "NOOOOOOOOOO" at 0:55.

[SinDawg030]

CLEANSE AND PURGE IN THE NAME OF ALL THAT IS HOLY

[Slyteradon]

EDDIE MONEY

[albee1000]

She was never your girlfriend, goober.

[lovemeordie83]

0:55 Quick! Everyone! MAN THE HARPOONS!!!

[MyYoohChoob]

@killerwhales90210 That would be such an amazing text received tone

[Algahiem]

0:54 - No! No! NO!

0:56 - AAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRHH! GET AWAY FROM ME, YOU DISGUSTING FREAK!

God! George Romero's zombies have nothing on this guy! XP

[TheDeathMetalMonkey]

"controller"=duck

[444Tazer]

I don't understand a word he's frigging saying. I had to look up the transcript on CWCkipedia. And frankly, it was really sad.

[ElAxeMan24]

"is for my girl-of-friend"

[onemoreturn]

The last part with the creature kissing the camera was truly disturbing.

[Kitsunefan9]

Stop fucking studdering

[Athils]

"I only have two hands"

We know what one of those hands is doing most of the time.

[mariotaz]

Ah god the ending!

[Binerycode]

The ending will haunt me

[videogamenostalgia]

Why does he own multiple controllers? It's not like Bob's gonna play PS3 with him!

[TIISB]

@videogamenostalgia So he can get trophies on LBP.

[DragonLS]

The kiss at the end made me fall out of my fuckin' chair. Scared the shit out of me.

[ferretgeneralken]

I'm very lucky YouTube doesn't have a 3d option for this video. Specificly that last part

[TuddersUK]

i highly doubt that Chan has a girlfriend...unless thats what he named his right hand

[CrossConsoleGamer]

He looks like a pedo with those glasses on. Well i should say much more than a pedo than he does with them off.

[saintgio3]

Is he wearing lipstick here?

[CompakNess]

0:53 Waah!!

[ChobitKaori]

Last 10 seconds killed me.

[DrLinoone]

holy shit, that kiss at the end almost broke the internet

[RowdyRodimus]

I just noticed the deadness in his eyes. He lacks a soul, that essence of us that makes us human. No wonder he can't feel compassion or empathy for others.

His single mindedness is shown in his videos by not being able to discuss say, Kacey, Sonichu and pickles in one video and instead makes three seperate videos within minutes of each other.

It's not because of autism, my friends. It's all because of his cold, dead, subhuman eyes.

[Mandy7D7]

Wow, so Chris took his fake boobs into the kitchen. Are they like a woobie to him, they comfort him so he takes them everywhere he goes now?

[Mandy7D7]

Look at that mountain of junk piled behind him. I don't ever want to know what that house smells like.

[pocky94]

0:55 kacey is probably thinking "DO NOT WANT"

[Aultmanb]

His kissy face move at the end makes me want to stab puppies.

[SouthshoreVice]

Goodbye Horses should be playing instead.

[CheezyBallsTrippa]

Next thing you know he'll dance with his make up on in front of a video camera with his penis tucked between his legs like Buffalo Bill in The Silence of the Lambs.

[CelGamer]

This makes me want to kill people.

[UberWolf9]

Wtf is he talking about?

[SonichuCardCenter]

I wanted to tazer his mouth.

[Useless2112]

He sickens me.

[DragonFruitBabe]

That's a kitchen?

How can you tell?

[LeisureSuitFailure]

his kitchen is frightening

[BlueKnightNight]

Hey, that's Charlie Brown and Snoopy in the background.

[TwistedMetalLegion]

When he pointed up two fingers, saying "I'm thinking of you" I half expected him to sniff them!

[JacobTails123]

No no NO NO NO

*chris kisses the screen*

OH GOD I JUST DIED A LITTLE INSIDE

[robotdan]

i will have nightmares now

[dykyo]

I nearly hit my monitor when he moved closer.

[Rautakello]

Liquid is a fisher. "Kacey" is the lure and Chris is a retarded fish.

I've got a fish.

[NitroReviews]

better make a wish

[jacobislucas]

@Rautakello would you like to make a wish?

[tw1stedgrudge]

@jacobislucas He's got a fish! I would like to make a wish.

[anonUK]

@tw1stedgrudge

God help Kacey (if she's real and not just in his cartoons or pr0n videos).

Also, if you're going to be on a webcam and distribute the video on the Internet, would it not be worth learning a script and not mumbling?

[Decombre]

I kissed my monitor back. I love you, Chris-chan.

[NewAngel4eva]

I actually drew back in horror as he puckered his lips toward me.

My computer did nothing wrong, Ian! Why the hell are you molesting my monitor?! >:(

[NShimaru]

xD I drew back as well, for a moment I was like "OHSHI", forgetting that he can't get through my screen.

[douboymk2]

haha lol it happens to me to

[iyasaekki]

The only satisfaction I get from his latest antics is knowing that the closer Chris thinks he is to getting laid, the creepier and more insane he gets.

It's good to know that even if the trolls never existed, he'd do a good job of scaring away any potential love interest by himself.

[XMrStayPuftX]

I want to beat sense into him.

[BlueKnightNight]

After all this time, Chris still hasn't learned, has he? He will just keep on repeating his mistake over and over again, I wonder if he will actually realize his mistakes.

[Kytescall]

Why does he always do that annoying, simpering, whining voice when he's talking to a supposed "sweetheart"?

Oh yeah, it's because he's an idiot.

[Freecell82]

Watch his house tour videos. It's exactly how he talks to his cats. He honestly believes that women are about as intelligent as his cats.

[iyasaekki]

That's fucking creepy he thinks women are like his cats. If he did manage to have a daughter, he'd probably neglect to potty train her and let her shit all over his kitchen floor like how his cats do.

[SouthshoreVice]

Be my little baybayyyy

[steppres]

Jesus Christ, this has to stop. I can't watch these videos any more, it kills a little part inside me every time. He must be stopped.

[Mandy7D7]

Theres nothing left of me... I am a shell of a human after the semen and JULAYYY videos.

[steppres]

It was viewing the comic where Ivy and Ian fuck that destroyed the last part of my humanity. Jesus Christ, I can't explain how fucked up he is.

[RebelTaxi99]

Ew, he went through my computer screen.

[TheGamingCollectorX]

what does she look like????

[RowdyRodimus]

SO after he does his "manly pushups", makes light of 9-11 for his feud with Mr. Cash (he deserves that respect, Ian) and then makes an apology video for the 9-11 joke by showing the towers on a cake with fire on top of them, he has time to make another video to do nothing but pretty much say "I have a buh, girlfriend kacey"? When does he do his AWESOME artwork for the SOnichu comics and breakdowns for the game? I would say meth but his ass is too fat to be using that.

[icollectsponges]

0:55 EXTREME CLOSE-UP WOOOAAAHHH!!!

[beardedwolf]

I actually cringed and said "Oh god no!" and tried to move away LOL

[JoeNostalgiaReturns]

his hair looks like one of those monks in movies that took place in the 1400s.

[MaximTrigger]

so, horrible? (yeah, horrible)

[JustChrisLTD]

And you know how much monks practice a vow of abstinence.

[MadManArt]

I'm not saying this to be a jerk; this is my honest reaction without sarcasm. Whenever Chris kisses the camera or blows a kiss (which is worse), I visibly cringe. UUGGH! So gross. :(

[BlackNoir]

I guess some random woman I like that hasn't ever made contact with me makes her my girlfriend.

[Emmalina]

The following presentation is for is for Ka is for buh is for my girlfriend Kacey

[ljyong21]

God fucking damn it, I think I threw up a little.

[WallabeeDeviant89]

my girlfriend would cream her panties if she saw this vid

[lefarce]

Chris' lips at the end are moving in the same way hannibal lecter's does when he makes that slurping sound in Silence of the Lambs.

[splatternick]

Look at all that useless shit his parents keep in the kitchen. Are they hoarders or some shit? What is that? Is that a fucking bear? Are those folders? This is like Where's Waldo, but with autistic people!

[LinkonaTrain]

I think I spot some Christmas stuff. Either they like to decorate very early or those stay out the whole year. They're like the people who leave the lights out year round.

[splatternick]

Yeah, looks like one of those "Christmas Edition" stuffed bears you always see each christmas. I wonder what that thing to the right of Chris's head is? Looks like some sort of tennis hat maybe?

[MousyAnnie]

The red thing? I thought it was a hat but it extends in an odd direction and at about 0:16 you can see an odd hand shaped object that seems to be attached. I've never seen anything I like it. What I do recognize are the fake tits behind his head. Which he apparently will take into the kitchen with him to make a video to his girlfriend. What can I say? He's just a classy guy.

[splatternick]

God knows what that thing is, but if you've seen his house tour video, you'll know that his house is stuffed full of useless crap.

Also, fake tits? He brought them into the kitchen? Eh, his parents are probably used to this stuff.. They have to listen to all the weird stuff he does to them! (Horrible mental images..)

[MagneticPineTree]

And now, Chris's definition of a girlfriend resolves around forcing your cock down her troat against her will.

That is what love is all about!

[IntricateMadman3k]

It's videos like this that make me want to stick a knife to my head, then slam it on my desk.

[smallbluerobot]

Like Kasey wouldn't be turned off by a pig stye of a house, much less the pussy deflector you wear around your fuckin' neck.

[Tails9000]

Why does he torment us like this?!

[23rdpsalm]

Anyone have a feeling we are reaching the epic climax to the Chris Chan saga or do we have many lulz to come?

[Infradead]

I feel the whole Liquid Chris / Kacey / Chris thing is coming to some kind of explosive end, but I doubt Chris will ever stop being such a public disgrace.

[Joroshira]

*facepalm*

[JLSTHERAT]

official. CWC is a terrorist

[HardToWatchReviews]

Man, Chris Chan is right. It's gonna be really tough for Liquid to one up this one ... in terms of total shittiness !

[CherryVincent]

:54

LOL faggot

[EdwR1]

What the fuck.. ? He's already calling her his girlfriend and she, clearly taken, doesn-Oh fuck it, what am I saying?

[thesideshowman212]

He's a creepy fuck, and frankly, I have a good reason to believe she'll show up "dead" like the other female trolls just to get this creepy bastard off her back when she gets tired of screwing with his head.

[o0BazookaTooth0o]

0:53 Chris being so cash

[posthumanfetus]

I think this should be moved into the Horror category.

[Snoofalah]

Is he wearing lipstick?

[martinithechobit]

THIS....is what nightmares are made out of

[Garlannd]

PEDOFORK. This must be an hold video his hair hasn't een cut has it?

[Zstyles2123]

@ 0:55... O_O

*vomits*

[LinkonaTrain]

Gagged at :54. It's like he kissed my computer screen.

[Hadouken471]

smooch smooch puke