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  • 3.37 minutes in hahahahahaha

  • dude your a horrible player, within the first 5 hands you went all in with 9,10 suited and 2,7 unsuited. Your an idiot, and how the hell does steroids help with poker ? Your seriously a retard.

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  • i have a feeling this isnt the best strat for poker,maybe one of best.

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  • Love it!!

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  • OMG, by watching the comments on your videos I realized how stupid humans are...:)

  • trollolololol

  • I won one point two five eight million watching this video thx man!

  • Lol he said the guy with a pair of aces overplayed his hand against his pair of eights .. Love it

  • he couldnt even talk about the breast milk without lolling

  • haha god joke !

  • OMG i totally agre. He has no clue about the math of poker or pod odds. what an idi.. mega lol

  • Hahahahaha... worst player ever seen ... omg

  • lmao

  • omg this guy is terrible at poker he doesnt no what he is doing! no way he is pro

  • steroids? i WANT some....

  • best commentary ever

  • i love water boat's awesome videos. and the comment responses to the video are epic. id say that about half of us realize its a joke and the other half are too stuck on how 'good' they are at poker to know any better.

  • Awesome vid...

    My kicker just improved....effing classic..

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  • Are you retarded?

  • LMAO folds ace queen and is afraid of two pair or pocket pairs with best kicker. then he gets pocket 6's and folds, flops 4 4 6. Worst advice a pro would laugh at this.

  • now that i watch about half this video I think its a playmoney joke video a, 7high could be good lmao..........

  • you are the problem with fulltiltpoker I recomend taking this video down........... if you call a all in with a 9-10 suited you are a bad poker player period, dont you no it was vary unlikely for you to win that hand?

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  • are you serious? lmao this guy is sooo bad

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  • IDiot

  • @crackly Grammer FAIL, its "Idiot"

  • ...flush draw , straight draw preflop .......

    ...donky overplaying AK as usual......

    I absolutely adore this video....

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  • The reflexion strategy bwahahahahahahah

    WTF this guy is so fuckn funny

  • u are a moron

  • 5th time i watched this!!!!!! Come on gder, make some new ones!!!!

    Oh, also i read the comments...

    WOW, so much idiocy in the world....

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  • he is staying in longer just horsin around than the want to be pro who i saw earlier i we want to bust but we dont care if we double up lol

  • haha, beautiful concept of "luck stacking".

    Just lose some all-ins for a while in a cheaper tournament and then go and win all the all-ins in more serious tourneys.

    The saddest (and best) thing is that some people might actually think that it's how luck actually works

  • @ModeLTU of course you can controll luck thats why its called luck!!!! Just listen to Water Boat!

  • hahaha awesome video.

  • haha..

    " what would water boat do"?

    For a second there you considered raising on the river with the 67 hi...

    But figured out that might actually work.

  • 67 hi?

    wow that's very high

    I thought A high (13 high) was the highest possible

  • can you here this fucking guy? First hand 910c he says flush draw str8 draw preflop lol. Then he calls a guy a donkey for going all in Pre flop short stacked with AK while he plays 98 Your a fuckin idiot quit playing

  • Ok, are you really that stupid to not realize that he's joking?

  • this guy is a tool

  • i love breastmilk

  • i learned a lot from this videoss.....and that's fold AQ and all in 43...very gud tutorial I made a lot of money with this thanks alot...

  • lol... troll vid

  • breastmilk tastes good

  • Good lesson made my game improve a lot. Videos from CR or DC are overrated anywaqy and no competition for you. Everybody should listen what you are saying and do what you do. :-)

  • All in 47o *closed*

  • Lol at 3:37, I love when you cover your laughs with a cough XD

  • I can't believe some people are so retarded they think this guy is for real. These videos are entertaining and funny, but no, THIS IS NOT A REAL POKER LESSON. I hope no one has to ask it again.

  • @TheKeisari

    lmao :D he is just teeching others how to play wrong so he can won some more play money LMFAO!!!!

  • lol

  • i just busted this donkey WTF go to mental instituation

  • go to a mental institution***?

    obviously too dumb to realise it's a fake video.

  • hey suk a coq fgt

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  • Sorry that I didn't know if was fake when I watched it for the first time. I'm also sorry that I didn't proof read what I wrote! Typically, I do, for OCD bastard's like you!!! Suck on my ball's, you piece of poo!

  • lol how could you not tell it was fake..

  • That is so hilarious!! I love it!

    "Negativity will not get you anywhere"

  • LOLL

  • what a douche bag fish lmao

  • youre literally all retarded, this is the funniest shit ever

  • i gotta agree man. its hilarious

  • are you f**ked in the head breast milk steriods caffine are you trying to be stoned 24/7

  • my favorite part is, "AA vs 66 is probably 60%-40%"...LMFAO...it's like 81%-19%..pair over pair is 4:1..lol..I love it, it's guy's like this who think they're playing good, that make me like poker.

  • YOU'RE AN IDIOT....

    first of all, this is a joke...

    second of all, you use terrible grammar..

    it's not "guy's" it is "guys"

    it is not "playing good" it is "playing well"

    and it is not "that make me like poker" it's "that makes me like poker"

    congratulations, you thought you were smart, but instead you are an idiot.

  • This guy could be the worse poker player I have ever seen..re raising with rag's and folding AQ, hittin the A on the flop..lol...getting priced in with rag's is not how you play poker. No need to name call, your play speak's for itself..And stop calling these player's donkey's that over play AK AQ...

  • Yeah, I love it when in tournament I shove 23s in the small blind vs a NIT that calls immediatly with AK. Being the lockbox that I am, I'm usually flopping trips or a flush and bust his ass :D Then he explode in the chat box 'saying 'Why do you play shittty cards like that???? Fucking Donkey wow'' Little that he know it was a profitable shove unless he starts calling me with T8 and Q7...

  • "7 high can be good" wtf lol?

  • I laughed my ass off)))))

  • Is this donkey serious?

  • dude it seems like you dont wanna play how da fak do u call with nothing and 7 high nonsense dont go a preflop with a q

  • that was funny ty

  • "Human brest milk will be a good alternative," looooool , fucking retard....

  • long time no see.. haha

  • I love when he starts laughing and has to cover it up with a cough, lol.

  • i love you beacuse you are such a random man ;D

  • 2.20...u think we should use steroids ??? ...wont be long before ur heart packs up...what good will money be to u then ! steroids....fuckin crazy .

  • u feel really energised? u dont sound like it man u are doped as

  • omg lol how could i think u were serious until u got to breast milk? woww i feel stupid lol

  • lol love the bit about taking steroids

  • LOL at the chatbox when you hit a set of 8's

  • i just got a royal flush

  • ik its rigged my name is tena 7 hit me up

  • havnt laughted this good for a while.. especially when he covered the reflecting strategy :D

  • LMFAO!!! The hand after he shows down 32o and goes all-in for the 4th or 5th time, it folded around. And then the donk called her down with 87s which isn't favored over a random hand hu XD.

    Honestly, if you don't realize this is a joke, you are letting your desire to feel superior to others cloud your ability to see the truth, which is pathetic.

  • LMAO he starts laughing when he tries talking about breast milk.

  • OMG i was in tears lmao "Breast milk" LOL!

  • LMAO!

  • his just messing with everyone, He cant be serious, All in with k2?? come on,

  • i am amazed how you convinced everyone that thats the right way to play poker.

  • 4:03 lol, i'm gonna call, 7 high culd be good. LOL

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  • ha u folded a fullhouse on 14:20

  • yea but he did it on purpose to fool the opponents, to confuse them u see.

    man u'll never be on this guys level

  • what r u talking about man? the will never know what he had.

  • Im on roids for poker lol. But seriously if this vid is real this guys the real donk. Haha Breast Milk :L:L:L

  • this is so funny...

  • Id take AK O/S anyday over 9 10 Suited.your first hand was bingo, your one of those bingo players.

  • this video is so funny but the narrator is so serious that I might think that he is just a dumbass poker player who doesn't have a clue how to play poker.But now I repeat myself DO NOT take this SERIOUSLY because otherwise you might be considered an idiot lol nice vid again:)

  • wow all this people who think hes serious, please die shit wow your retards

  • stfu, then dont post a vid liek this on here, its a disgrace u idiot

  • your such a faillure, its not my video tard

  • hahahahahahahahahahaha

  • i seriously dont know how he is giving good poker tips, he doesnt have a clue. i mean c.mon, he holds K2, flop is 4j4, so he starts saying oh this is mathematics, this moment u just fold !!!! coz u have nothing jeez. and then he goes allin and goes out of the torny. pathetic

  • Man you must be retarded if u cant see this is a joke

  • lol ok sorry i didnt know he was joking:S ....im retarded then :( lol,

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  • lol why cant u just be serious lol.

  • this is stupid.

  • You folded full house at 14:22

  • hahaha this is the funnies film so far

  • so fucking funny

  • this guy is a comic genious

  • ur an idiot

  • lol, this is hilarious

  • overplaying AK as usual yeah idiot re-raising 9 10 suited omfg

  • joke

  • ur an idiot

  • he is making a joke mate get a life and have a laugh

  • hahaha havent laughed this much in a long time. loved the reflection strategy i might consider using it. and i admire your mathematical reasoning in relation to your all in strategy too. overplaying AK as usual hahaahaa. love it man keep the vids coming.

  • To everyone who asks, "Is this guy for real?" or "I hope he's joking, why does he play this way?"..... die in a grease fire please.

  • absolutely hilarious...you are my hero water boat keep up the good work.

  • Breast milk? what a TIT.

  • Are you guys that easily blinded by online poker that you are unable to see that he is joking. Fact of the matter is online gambling and any form of gambling ruins lives and can kill people. Escape online poker before it gets ahold of you emotianally financially and physically. You will not only bring yourself down but those around you. Majority of people do not respect gamblers. They are ALL losers. Don't admire these poker "superstars" it is all a facade to get the youth addicted. MONEY MONEY.

  • how can it kill people? how did you conclude that

  • Havent laught so much for years, thank you for those tips and keep posting these vids. lol :XD

  • 7 high could be good when on board the smalest cards are 2 3 5 lower the 7 high is 6 4 well that a straight. See if you drink so munch "breast milk"

    I HOPE THIS IS A PARODY!!!!!!!!!

  • nice, didnt notice that exquisite detail first time round

  • this is a joke right?

  • 7 high could be good lollllllllllllll man you are one bad player and very strange

  • wow wtf

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  • Lol...the all in theory was hilarious

  • This is a joke...! What was that comment? "over playing KA" as usual, when he is playing 4 7 off. This guy is smoking some shit. I wonder what his stats look like.? Ridiculous video. He thought he had the best hand w/K 2. nice play. R u a high stakes buddy? or just high on something?

  • actually this guy is very good, this is just a joke, you can see his bankroll in other video and is pretty high so..

  • which one is that

  • don't remeber it because I watched them all.

  • watch him on full tilt he doesnt really play this way your bad kid

  • this is for pure comedy right?

  • indeed lots of people are retarded and play with his strategy and than comment to his video that they lost 100 dollar (not a joke) XD

  • do you really win playing like that??? mmmm

  • breast milk, steroids and lots of caffine got ya thanks man will try it .. wait what about fiber in the diet .. you must eat straight off the bulls ass cause you are for sure full of bullshit.. thanks for great vid... and laughs.. hope I see you at the tables.. friend

  • hahahaha loser

  • u fuking play crap but not A QU, and there talking crap becz that was the shitest call iv even seen

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  • hahahahahhahahhahahahahhahahah­ahahhahha "7 high might be good" hahahahahahahahahahaha

  • hahahahahaha AK vs your 9 10 dude u art in good shape hahahaha diet hahahaha this is the funnest shit i have ever herd, u are a TOOL!