Confessions of an Area 51 Employee 8 (Cattle Mutilations)

[wAyNEbvtb]

this employee probably lost his voice in area 51.... lmao

[DanandDonna1]

Did Mr. X die yet from cancer caused by all of the lingering radiation?

[The88923]

STUPID MORON!!!

[armandogonzalez123]

Yall are stupid. The description says its a HOAX. Its not meant to be real. And, if someone really did "confess" why the hell would they want people to be able to identify them? Thats the whole reason he uses that voice, it isnt meant to "trick" you.

[sweetcoolful]

this is so FAKE he is using one of those speakers that change your voice! if you belived him you should kill yourself NOW....

[dragonmyst000]

What? I can't understand you.....



[duo4207]

dnt even know what he is saying

[sd3pr1v3d]

can you suck my fuckin cock to bitch like yo Mo

[earthygreen]

Hoax hell, wtf is it saying!?!

[hugacho70]

he could have said it with microsoft sam or mike

[Flipyourfriends]

so he uses voice altering equipment yet posts his pic on the video...what a dumb ass video

[Flipyourfriends]

another fuckin robot

[MoneyMyke]

a little birdie told me about some experiments they do to animals on plum island =)

and humans <-------

[kush1burnin]

i keep thinking of fun with dick n jane.. lmao

[Dorisequador]

ZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz­zzzzzzz  oops i fell alseep..

[TURKEYCASEBOOK]

/watch?v=QzZOylBiQsA

[meme212131]

take the set of balls out OF YOUR MOUTH! RETARD!

[icydude1]

optimis prime :D is that you!!1

[loverboy618]

Don't make fun of him!!!

Can't you hear that someone forced him drink battery acid and then punched him in the neck right before this recording.

i still thing you should go to the hospital dis-spite your fear of coming in contact with women (besides your mother) and the fact that you haven't left your room (parents basement) in over 3 years.

PS.

Sorry again for making you drink acid and punching you.

But, u have to understand that me and your mom are going to keep fucking.

And MOVE OUT!!!

[InsideOutInc]

Does anyone else think this is a voice-masked testimonial of JESSE VENTURA?

He sounds A LOT like him... even when he signs off "God speed".

[ChinohWtfck]

say luke i am your father

[amemy1]

The internet: a playgound for nutcases.

[CosmicTurbo949]

The internet is flypaper for utter weirdos and every type of sad lifeless bastard under the sun. Then when anyone kinda normal ventures online, they are faced with all this stupid shit.

[rapidgamer1234]

OOOOO SCARY lol witch is scarier my nan or that guy

[haiherosner]

He sounds like the evil dude from the Saw horror films. What a joke.

[beta447]

I figured this was a hoax from the beginning. Besides, why would they bother dropping the god damn things back in the field? It would make more sense just to steal it and then throw away the rest.

[punkrocklives13]

faggot ass wiing twat faced loser

[jesusnavarret]

The whole fucking conversation is listed on the Description fucking retards!

[maclarn91]

nigger shit

[MayuneSpirit]

Are we supposed to be able to understand this...?

[me7leelee1]

Couldn't understand your idiot ass

[cheekyoziechick]

..something about silent helicopters...nuclear testing in the south west..what ever it is...no good is going on there. Bomb the bastards.

[tubewearwolf]

well i couldent understand a word and why the fuck is dr strang love in there

[tubewearwolf]

well i couldent understand a word

[rogerdude111]

how is that shadow talking!

[thevortek69]

Hey, try speaking without a set of balls in your mouth

[mw2beast92]

@thevortek69 hahahaha

[InfamousDainton]

@thevortek69 You have just made my night, I thank you..

[halemay]

Silence, Earthling! My name is Darth Vader. I am an extra-terrestrial from the planet Vulcan!

[spag3tt0]

@halemay ahahahaha, r u gunna choke with air powa????

[OneMic3]

....jigsaw is that you?

[BazBuzinkum]

What'd he say?

[MrBlRD]

Worst audio quality on a youtube video ever.

[iMohawkKid]

Sounds kinda like my wife...

[uradoochbag]

@USABG58 ..lol

[CharlieHeroSheen]

This is what Justin Beaver's going to sound like when his tiny balls drop

[USABG58]

i think jigsaw should stick to killing people, not make youtube vids. -_-

[wildmandazza]

Onlu on U Tube :-)

[cjlewiscccc]

AMANDA!!!!!!!!!!

XD

[devincloudtv]

He's right when he said that there has NEVER been ANY evidence showing that Satanic Cults perform sacrifices such as these. Almost 95% of what you think you know about Satanists...Is dead wrong. Most "Common Knowledge" about Satanism is gleaned from old wives tales. They just wanted to scare their children to staying on the "straight and narrow" so they began to tell them horrid things about people who do not believe in their "god"

I am Agnostic. Not a Satanist. But I do know a lot about them.

[bettygoodbody]

anyhow, lazar, that electric bill to live in that underground thing. well, it is a problem because in the heat out there , batteries corrode too, plus the amount you need as generators for light and ventilation. geez. well, i don't think a donkey walking around a pole like how wheat was ground , is going to do it, either. you need some cool laser light and i think some set up to amplify the strongest light source. you would need too much space for the regular solar panels, they are too weak.

[bettygoodbody]

hi bob. are you that bored? were you, that is.

[skunkrancidpunk]

ur dumb..

[sanfacona]

wow its hard to understand but listen closly

[BishopEmc2]

He masked his voice to cover the id of

Himself. If they Knew their was a leak they

Will exterminate him. Because they don't

Want the truth to be known.

[NAyNAyBAyBEhHH]

Umm WTF I cnt understand dis shit

[samtj11drumplayer]

@rangauthier

If you had any sense you would read the description an find everything in there.

[ImGoingOnABerryHunt]

Luke, I am your father....

[naynay4151412]

WTF I cnt even understand wt da fck dis shit sayin

[dalecarrielies]

this is fake 

[SkoalManEbke]

You know if this was real the government would odviously find this guy and he would be no more and this video would not exist

[bigbootyjewful]

@SkoalManEbke you know that actually might be exactly what the government whats you to think and say

[1Sl4y3r1]

LOL i think this is from a game called Area 51

[jaZZjaZZ54]

You don't have to make your modified voice so damned hard to listen to and understand. I can't take it.

[MetalHead420100]

if u people are smart. u would go to the description and see that everything he says is in there. fools!!

[117starpower]

you dont know the power of the dark side...

[figURowna]

All he said was that area 51 may be responsible fir som of the cattle deaths in the southwest, and that that is somehow related to aliens, which is all I could get out if his bad jigsaw impression

[pkedalife]

wtf is he saying?

[IceDemonVids]

wanna play a lil game??

[vxSMOKEYxv]

join the dark side!

[lucasandrade157]

@vxSMOKEYxv OK I m tie fighter pilot of the comunity ( x wing alliance ) gameplay online

have best dogfights in the world

tie fighter, tie bomber, tie advanced x1, tie avenger, tie defender, tie ciclone and more

[joh1722]

I wish he would cough,TB is a killer.

[littletubkid]

im the only 1 that get a filling of saw whil watching thias

[classicbritpop]

do you like scary movies

[imdabest561]

The force is strong with you, my Apprentice...

[lbarlow5]

This Rox. RTFM

[juanluna18]

voice scares the hell out of me

[ELNEVERDIE]

You have 7 days

[westside159]

lmao scary  i think its freddy kruguer

[TrebinJenkis]

How did I get here from ray William johnson?

[o0Muse70o]

@TrebinJenkis My thoughts exactly...

[evilmonkey5020]

@TrebinJenkis lolz ray william johnson and his fucked up links

[eyez1227]

2 cheese burgers a large fries and 20 nuggets how much is that ? I can't understand you.

[mikedk1978]

They can totally track you thru everything electronic you do. If you were rea,l the CIA wouldve carted u off and made u disappear a long time ago !

[raspberrybaggio]

cant understand a word you're saying Darth.

[porcosdep]

probably he´s dead by now

[Joeysnamehere]

Hello, Sydney...Do you like scary movies??

[signalex1]

WOULD YOU LIKE FRIES WITH THAT ?

[2Bibleppl]

The YAY YAY sisterhood and Dr. Who mixed into one.

[TheFredmeister3000]

Ahh Whats that??

Dude your cutting!

Are you near a tunnel?

Dude wtf what happened at that party??

Fuccing Verizon wireless shit... my fuccing call dropped!!! >=\

[NotTooLate2008]

"YA YAA YAA YAA YAYAYYAAAY YAYAY DLKJFDL:A SF" that was my favorite part.

[powner32allu]

you know, this could, allthough very unlikely, that this is a national matter that has the ability to turn the u.s into a complete downward spiral... if this information is legit, it could have the power to send us into complete and utter anarchy...

[ado426942]

join the dark side

[blazerpat32]

1:00 DR. OCTAGONAPUS!

[yappertrap]

op is a faggot

[utuberine]

More bullshit to distract you, dear Joe Public, from the truth. Area 51 is a gold mine.

[Espie1979]

There needs to be another button added on youtube - the douchebag poster button

[xVAULTBOYx1]

@Espie1979 with you being the one who caused it! :D

[yseeker23]

@Espie1979 , that's what the flags are for.. :)

[111jhoselin]

PORQUERIA DE VIDEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOO

[minex2xmine]

I have a voice changer that sounds just like that.... and if you listen very very hard after the weird saw voice a very slim split second you can hear what sounds like a voice of a maybe 12 year old.

[moebud90]

I want to play a game

[NromulousZ]

think about this. if there was any truth what he said the government would remove his videos find his ip and go and incapacitate him, but realitys far more simple, he just talks a load of shit and the most stupid of you believe it

[Benedjcneils]

SAW area 51 version

[Nichii016]

autotune gone wrong....

[Andy25398]

@enkious it's because of if we ever have to use some of the stuff the Nevada Test Range has built they have some way high tech stuff that you would see in the movies but for example thats why you aren't allowed to see what's in it is because if some "foreigner" or something like that wanted to know something as if he's like in a terrorist group he knows where the "hideouts" are and what "weapons" we can use against them its really top secret though

[torch512]

DAMN YOU ALIEN!

[omarvgaga]

...sounds like Ke$ha...

[enkious]

don't anyone want to know whats there?

Why are we not allowed to go there?

If we had alot of money, why couldn't we build a Building on a big chunk of land, and tell everyone to keep out?

Honestly? nobody is curious? Our government has our people afraid.

The government should be afraid of us. not vise verse...

[Winters11]

HOOOOO NOOOOO... THIS VOICE! ITS A GOAUL'D!

[MynameisJobbies]

i cant hear a thing u turd

[Reeda1414]

ladies and gentlemen,you dont' need to use any sort of voice decrypter to syphon out what he's saying in these confessional videos,you can read what every single word he is saying if you look up above where it says "DISCLAIMER",which is right below the tabs "like,add to,share,and embed".Just click on the double arrows to the far right and read.I have been reading all his words as they appear parallel to his scrambled words.

[luka2511]

yeah i know this guy...he's Mike Toreno from GTA :D

[morgandeeprimo]

hahahah ;D its funny how all these comments are about lik , ordering foood ;)

[visionfirst1970]

skouuugh chucka chuckaschouuu chuckaschouuuu biological assets sckouuughschoooouuoogh

[tubeyou705]

I wanna play a game...

[sodaraguy]

@tubeyou705

[dkh1214]

FAKE AND GAY!

[pinonoir302]

I can heard shit!

[esechendo2010]

fuck chiken

[a217andy]

just going to have a bath lol

[SeeGabeGo]

"im sorry sir we're out of chicken tenders."

[micros43]

fake

[NIGfx]

Big Mac combo and fries, over

[brianjfmx199]

libala libala timmy

[5moo5h]

Wakka Wakka

[CPmasterxxxxxx]

area 51 should have a drive through burger king you just see an alien ship flying up . um can i get a whopper and fries oh and super size it

[lote1234567891011]

ALIENS PREFER PEPSI OVER COCA COLA

[CountDollarz]

When the hungry aliens arrive and are looking for a human snack I hope they core out dreamlandnightmare's anus first.

[SR71ABCD]

You're Lagging speak up I can't hear you!

[ErDaY54SwAgGiN]

durka durka muhamed jihad.

[MrSoAwesomness]

@ErDaY54SwAgGiN Jug Jug Durka Durka...

[NovaCodez]

@MrSoAwesomness Durka durka, muhamed jhad,

[TheAdventuresOfMrGoo]

Okay I will. LMAO YOU DID.

[BLU3TUCKA]

yes, i would like some fries with that

[oDEATHSTAR1031o]

(after 5:37) me: "....yes, hi may i get one of the angus snack wracks with a large dollar tea and go ahead and add a number 10 meal onto that order......................sir­?....sir?"

[TheAdventuresOfMrGoo]

If the government cared, they would remove this vid.

[VioIentGoIdFish]

@TheAdventuresOfMrGoo and if they did remove it, then what would happen do you think?

[DuffBeerDragon]

@TheAdventuresOfMrGoo - if the government cared they wouldn't be allowing cows (or any other animals) to be wrongly farmed and slaughtered for human food (nor human experiments using animals) either.

[TheAdventuresOfMrGoo]

@DuffBeerDragon Animals are lower on the food chain, buddy, so that means basically sharks eat us, we eat cows, giant monsters from outerspace eat us, we eat fish.

[DuffBeerDragon]

@TheAdventuresOfMrGoo - there is no food-chain, you have just been taught ecology all wrong. There's symbiotic ecosystems, and then there's things that run out of harmony with the ecosystems they use - parasites, viruses, pathogens. Behavioural traits. You can never justify factory-farming and you can hardly justify meat-eating in a 'civilised' built-up society anyway, because it is only required at the hunter-gatherer kind of levels. There are exceptions, situational exceptions.

[DuffBeerDragon]

@TheAdventuresOfMrGoo - your views there on what life is all about - you do realise that the reason there is so much imbalance in this world, is because those views you agree with there are held in minds that are in human bodies? It is out of place in a human body to think that way. You are using like three chakras at most, a human is supposed to use all its chakras all the time. Aliens put your minds into the wrong bodies, or, you are brainwashed or possessed.

[TheAdventuresOfMrGoo]

@DuffBeerDragon LOL. You're retarded.

[DuffBeerDragon]

@TheAdventuresOfMrGoo - how the fuck retarded do you need to be to think that being right is retarded?! My god, you are the stupidest fucking evilest piece of shit4brains possible. You scum are going to hell, for eternity, yes it is a real place you fucking jewfagpedo, they had to make somewhere to get rid of you alien-production-line mistakes to.

You have no empathy = you are a pedo = you are a genetic experiment fail. Kill yourself cunt.

[DuffBeerDragon]

@TheAdventuresOfMrGoo - scum like you can't even promote important facts & concepts in what videos you fave, and you think you can say others are retarded. Kill yourself you fucking waste-of-space hebrephenic twat.

[movmultilock]

Could of put subs, as well if this was true, couldn't they trace ur IP unless u loaded it somewhere else.

[cakesofdeath]

Firstly i can't hear you. Secondly why disguise your voice because no ones after your sorry ass. seriously no government gives a fuck about you, especially your own.

[glulhanek104]

sounds like the mc donalds employ was on lsd

[TheTofuGod]

that mcrib is something else

[tylercheez02]

ok...if this was real the govermont would areast u once u put it on utube

[EztliAztecatl]

good thing u stated is a hoax.

[jesston100]

wtf is it suppose to say. it sounds like the drive thru at mcdonalds

[3000kingkiller]

ill take 1 cheese burger 2 big macs and 3 coke plus 3 super sized fries 

[mabell01]

Super Size Me please!

[gingerbreadcorpses]

Did he say Don Cheadle? 0:23

[CrazyGlove]

Why would Hudson put on his glasses if he is inside? Don't even try to be badass.

[Mattmeo11]

This would be great if I could FUCKING HEAR IT.

[jray80066]

lol I CANT STOP SEEING THE NUMBERS !!!!! REMEBER MASON DAMNIT WERE LOSEING HIM WE CANT TAKE THE RISK DO IT AGAIN!

[tishacantalk]

@jray80066 lol thats wat i was thinkin about.. i bet peopel r gunna google this just to understand what it means now lmao.

[HazeAlq]

he sounds like the interigator in black ops, "THISS IS WHAT HAPPEND!! "

[YoungWetzle]

@HazeAlq "WHAT DO THE NUMBERS MEAN, MASON!"

[HazeAlq]

@YoungWetzle "ITS A SHIP!" "WHERE!!!!" "AHHHHHH" "WHERE IS THE SHIP MASON?!!" "CUBA!" *Hudson wears sunglasses*

[plonker00765]

grrrrggeeerrrr biogrrrr,errr ummmm grrrrr, what, grrratomic bomb grrrr, aliens grrrr,

fuck off !!

[acooldude0]

This guy could be the next Batman.

[renoufabraham]

WHATTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!?????­??????

[renoufabraham]

WHATTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!?????­??????????

[imilkdude]

i thought he was beatboxinat the start

[torcoroma]

@imilkdude lol

[durongloria]

what is to be gained by hoaxing something like this, uhm.. you people need to wake up and Realise what is around you. pay attention and you just might learn something.

[durongloria]

this is Not Hoax, this man is telling the truth!! i have had contact.

[xX3njoiXx]

@durongloria what happened too u during contact?