When I gave my first sermon ever before a congregation I was so nervous I forgot my wife's name. I introduced her and said the wrong name. The Senior Pastor literally got down by his chair on one knee and laughed his guts out. I know how he feels. The only way to overcome the fear of the camera and speaking before the public is to keep at it and learn to laugh at yourself. It toughens you up and helps you to take criticism and personal attacks without getting bent out of shape over it.
hito go easy on the guy, you say JKidd was cleary shooting a 2, when JKidd cleary WASN'T SHOOTING AT ALL. At least he kept rolling with it... or trying... "boom goes the dynamite", lol
This is the only video that I laugh at everytime I watch... Probably because I'm going to be a broadcast journalism major. But seriously, this is sooooo funny
It's all so uncomfortable, but the viewer realizes that he's not sitting there by himself -- two anchors are sitting right beside him. The male anchor THANKS him!
Did anyone catch the bit at :21 where he says "oh no"? The little sighs are priceless as well. How this poor guy must have been tormented in high school.
Meredumais would like the slithering one to know that if he doesn't block cciemail as well, he is a complete idiot, and that she is removing whatever videos she favorited from him. She attempted to send a final message to cciemail, who sends her three or four harassing messages each week like clockwork. I work with her and have seen this unfold. The Slithering One, you picked a great name for yourself. And 'fuck you very much' is a reference to Eric Idle's song about censorship. Very fitting.
You are mistaken, dear. If you click on "View all xx comments" you'll see that Meredumais is the one replying 2 or 3 comments to cciemail's 1. I know you want to defend your friend, but before you jump to conclusions you should get your facts straight. I agree with you that cciemail should be blocked, as well as Meredumais, because it's a little too much from both.
You can't even spell 'altavista bablefish.' BABELfish--like the movie. You probably don't get out, though.
Re-type what I wrote in French up there, and tell me that the same thing appears. It won't even be close. That's why I never allowed my students to use it. I'm sure you do, though - it's an easy way out, and a bad one at that. Are you even out of middle achool?
You make all these juvenile comments, like "fuck you very much", and fill up this space with all these retarded comments that don't even apply, and then you think you can impress people by speaking a little French. He, he.
Rewind this, you cretin. You picked the fight, and you wouldn't leave me alone despite my incessant pleas for you to DROP IT AND MOVE ON. GET A FUCKING LIFE. Maybe if you learned how to kiss (pathetic!), you'd be happier. But that's an image I really don't need right now...or ever. Yechhhhh!
Dufus, retarded, dweeb, retarded, etc. Can't you vary your vocabulary a bit? Jesus.
Besides, the fact that you think I'm a man after all of this unnecesary bullshit is hilarious. 'Mr. Dufus.' Classic. I've been a proud female all my life and have two beautiful, brilliant sons and a dedicated partner (male, for your twisted curiosity) who is gorgeous and incredibly successful. I would feel like a total failure to have a son like you. Your poor parents.
Translation: "I married my cousin. He looks like the fat guy on 'Lost'. He has a successful aluminum recycling business ( i.e. picking cans out of dumpsters). Unfortunately he never touches me because he can't find my pussy under all these fat folds. So, I just troll the internet picking fights about such inane topics as dorky sportscasters. I had 2 sons (Buford and Billy Bob) by the time i was 16, and i hope to find the fathers the next time i'm on the Maury show."
I just got two idiots like you kicked off YouTube for harassing an innocent person incessantly (not me), and I have no choice but to report you again (want me to forward you the confirmation?) I kept thinking you might get some friends or something and leave me alone. But when you start insulting my children -who, thank GOD, are nothing like you -I am pushed over the edge. Quel cretin ! Tu es VRAIMENT malade, et tu as besoin d'aide psychiatrique.
If anyone's getting kicked off YouTube, it will be you. I was just making comments on the video, then YOU started harassing ME and other people on here. You filled up this space with all these juvenile attacks on me. And you made comments about me in the main thread (without replying directly to me), and you even replied to yourself several times. It's all in the history above. Anybody can see that if they click on "View all Comments". You think YouTube won't see that? Doh!
My apologies to everyone but cciemail on the language. It refers to Eric Idle's song about FCC censorship. (Know who that is, cciemail?)
Check out CCiemail's personal channel. He's 106. I am in PAIN laughing! (Not.) It's obvious he bullies his way around YouTube; that's why I pulled out a can of Eric Idle whoop-ass on him. He won't last.
all you did was try to defend the dweeb in this video and say some bullshit about me which is obviously not true. so, who exactly did you open the can of whoopass on? you don't have anything better to do than to fill up this space with your retarded comments which nobody cares about? You even reply to your own comments. what a pathetic loser.
As I said, have nice life. I have far better things to do than to have exchanges with the likes of you. I dropped this subject a week ago and have NO interest whatever in revisiting it. You, on the other hand, see incapable of moving on and letting it go.
I'm done here, and your nastiness does nothing to me. Goodbye.
oh, okay. it's like "sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me." he, he. good. i thought you were going to open another can of whoopass on me. :D
I have no interest in any further exchanges with you. Again, have a nice life. This video is so completely insignificant in the overall context of the world that it's not even funny. Even though it iS funny.
that comeback doesn't even apply here, dufus. seriously, what is your problem? trying to start shit with people, filling up this space with all your retarded comments, most of which aren't even coherent, and even replying to yourself. you think anybody cares about what a dweeb like you has to say? Oh, you're going to report me? i'm shaking in my boots. :D
I don't care if you shake or rot. You are obviously too immature to post a comment if it's not peppered with middle-school insults.I feel sorry for you. People are certainly reported and contacted to adjust their on-air attitudes. Most who like to 'fight' with people they don't know are woefully lacking in maturity and self-esteem.
Like the sportscaster, I pity you, and I have filed a complaint. Buh-bye.
oh, ok, Mr. Maturity. you're filling up this space with all this juvenile shit, and now you think you're so mature. and you keep sending me all these childish messages that don't even apply. i just think it's funny. you're obviously retarded and in desparate need of a life. oh, and that complaint against me really worked. he, he.
You may hear from someone, you may not. YouTube is overflowing with mentally challaenged people like yourself, so it takes them a long time to process complaints. The last I filed took six weeks from complaint until an issued warning. If they don't care about cretins like you, their days are numbered. Get a fucking life and get a hobby. Go play in traffic or something.
BTW, I graduated from a Top Ten university, where retards are not accepted. I've got the diploma to prove it. How about you?
"I graduated from a Top Ten university, where retards are not accepted. I've got the diploma to prove it." Let me translate for you: "I went to Ball State (or some other shitty party school), where I majored in Keg Dispensing. My GPA was 1.3, which is also my IQ."
Alors, tu m'as eu. J'ai ete eleve dans une ferme parmi des chevres, je travaille a Wal-Mart comme une personne qui acceuille les gens, et j'habite dans la rue.
Got that? There's my pathetic life story. NRun along, now, or I'll report you again.
Obviously, you have never looked at my profile, as I have no penis. Never have, never will. Who's the tard now? GO AWAY AND GET A LIFE !!!
Translation: "I live on a farm, where i weigh more than the cows. I have almost mastered my use of altavista bablefish. Now are you impressed with me? I have no penis. And I never get any penis. When i've got no comeback, i make false reports to youtube where i hope someone will respond to my desperate pleas for attention."
And you have no idea about my personal or professional lives, both full, but that you are accusing me of NOT having either sounds suspiciously like 'projection.' Know what that means? Definition, please, you pathetic piece of shit?
"And you have no idea about my personal or professional lives, both full, but that you are accusing me of NOT having either sounds suspiciously like 'projection.' Know what that means?" Translation: "I have a fullfilling career at Wal-Mart as a greeter. I live in my mother's basement, where I have all the Star Wars memorabilia. The closest I ever came to pussy was a penis pump, which I also use for penis enlargement. I learn 3-syllable words to impress people. Is it working?"
Translation: "Uh, duh. I'm smarter than you. duh, duh, duh. I'm actually female, but you wouldn't be able to tell by looking, cos I look like Jabba the Hut. I've got nothing better to do than to keep sending you these retarded messages. Do you have any good hobbies you could recommend?"
I'm laughing so hard I can hardly type. MY neeed for attention? Let's compare chanels, shall we? You look really popular. I'm the one who keeps telling you to GO AWAY, but you are tHE THING THAT WOULDN'T LEAVE.
You're the one that sens ME messages..I cringe when I see your name. When's the last time you saw me in your inbox out of the blue? I try to get you to leave me the FUCK alone. I am going to report you now, and never respond to another message. Go ahead and imagine me as fat, stupid, incestuous, and monolingual. I DON'T KNOW YOU OR CARE WHAT YOU THINK.
You're an amazing psychic, cciemail. And an amazing fuckwit. I am a woman with two children, as I mentioned before. No pussy/small dick? Sorry you're having problems. Perhaps I should send you a video on what 'private parts' men and women have. Go to Negativland and see the vid 'A Special Opening,' It's clear that you need education, as evidenced by your 'How to Kiss' video. Comes naturally to most of us.
Well, ciemail, I sure as fuck don't give a shit about your opinion, and see on your fine profile page that you have a long history of picking fights and being hated. Not gonna play with you,not interested, so fuck you very much.
THIS JUST IN: If you google 'Caffeine and Irony' and look up 'Boom Goes the Dynamite', you'll get a lot of views on this. There's a big communications program/major at Ball State (Letterman's alma mater); the guy must have been in it. It was his second time on-air, and he had only 2 hours to prepare. His blunders have made him known all over the world. Some of his acquaintances describe him as cocky. Who knows? At least it gives some different perspectives.
Damn! He caught me. I'm the guy in the video. And I obviously didn't find it funny, which is why I favorited it until cretins like that one started to crawl in out of the primordial slime.
Know what a cretin is? Look it up in the big, bad dictionary. Got one? You could use some serious grammar pointers, too.
This just makes me want to take him home, give him some milk and cookies and his blankie, and beg him to TAKE THE GUN OUT OF HIS MOUTH. No boom goes the dynamite, please !
He's just a college kid in this video ! Everyone's confusing him with a paid sportscaster. Cut him some slack ! How many of us were in front of TV cameras at age 19 or 20?
I hope he can look back at this and laugh now, along with the rest of us (except for the sports-obsessed nitpickers).
this is a real news broadcast, right? i don't think the news station would cut him some slack. i'm surprised they gave him the job in the first place (assuming he auditioned for it). i'm not trying to be mean or whatever, but this is way beyond bad.
Again, this is the visual equivalent of COLLEGE RADIO. Does anyone remember listening to that? Well, this is COLLEGE NEWS. Ball State University's. Who knows what the whole story behind it is? My point is that WE should cut this poor kid some slack. He was not an ESPN commentator, for chrissakes, just a guy trying his best who fucked up. Who among us hasn't? Luckily, not so many have for ALL to see.
no, this is not just some little fuckup. he can't even read the teleprompter. and there's all these really long pauses. then, "boom goes the dynamite!" it's funny. what's wrong with you? are you this guy in the video? if not, why are you trying to defend him so much? who the hell cares?
Well, ciemail, I sure as fuck don't give a shit about your opinion, and see on your fine profile page that you have a long history of picking fights and being hated. Not gonna play with you,not interested, so fuck you very much.
Annnd..Boom, goes the Dynamite!!
WOW!!
stazmo77 2 years ago
what a D A!!
i think he pissed his self!
he'll go home and his mom will bake him some cookies and tell him its ok
9Ford6 2 years ago
reggie millars lookin good!!
c64c64c64 2 years ago
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dont quit your day job kid
SteelCurtain222 2 years ago
Deep Sigh at 0:47 is priceless
dntcato 2 years ago 3
HAHAH, wayne summers?
Nathan19847 3 years ago
'poor sportcaster'... truly a classic my friends
wreckem881 3 years ago
Can't help but feel bad for the dude.
Cyphix1986 3 years ago
silence...0:49 to 1:00
dollarboi101 3 years ago
lol "they were hoping to continue off of their streak of three out of four losses"
"oohhh no"
CubsBears08 3 years ago
BOOM GOES THE DYNAMITE BABY
kaygee1028 3 years ago
Shit sounded like me in high school speech class. Im pretty sure id quit the business after that, ha.
wDOZEw 3 years ago
that guy's an anchor for espn now, right?
chicagowhitesox1989 3 years ago 3
When I gave my first sermon ever before a congregation I was so nervous I forgot my wife's name. I introduced her and said the wrong name. The Senior Pastor literally got down by his chair on one knee and laughed his guts out. I know how he feels. The only way to overcome the fear of the camera and speaking before the public is to keep at it and learn to laugh at yourself. It toughens you up and helps you to take criticism and personal attacks without getting bent out of shape over it.
wmgroutofthebox 3 years ago 3
Nice advice :)
sasuke000naruto 3 years ago
B goes the D!
Berus7 3 years ago 2
fukin orphans
gkbg00n 3 years ago
guess it was his first time, he'll get better
closure21 3 years ago
you gotta feel for the guy
redsoxmayn0407 3 years ago
boom goes the dynamite!
butterquick 3 years ago
2:18 Reggie Miller? not reggie. or even the pacers
Ferrarie100 3 years ago
on top of that! it wasnt even a 3!!! hahahaha
Ballizlif37 3 years ago
i feel kinda bad for the guy
thedrewdotcom 3 years ago 2
no no buddy, with cola
holypally33 3 years ago
wait, the final score of the pacers-nets game was 63-61? wtf kind of score is that
fresheggot 3 years ago
FYI, he was a sub and the teleprompter wasn't working. This could have happened to anyone. (But it is funny!)
vantalge 3 years ago
I love our days of technology. i can see this classic on my own comp :)
njohnson2006 3 years ago
this nigga suck
UKnowAboutMeDog 3 years ago
what a retard
briahnanicole 3 years ago
who did he blow to get that job... hahaha boom goes the dynamite? lol
cianamja 3 years ago
id just walk off
cianamja 3 years ago
wow...he cant still be working there.
lunchbox96950 3 years ago
He's almost like...ready to cry, lol
ARod016 3 years ago
i feel bad for him because i can imagine it happening to me
johalballin 3 years ago 4
wow listening to that guy makes me feel a sharp pain in my kidney
preslavumberto 3 years ago 2
too painful to watch
kracka89 3 years ago
poor bastard....boom goes the dynamite!!
demongelding1 3 years ago 3
maybe the guy on the teleprompter was fucking him up
fearzinger 3 years ago
His ears were turning red while reading...OMG...I feel bad for the guy...@ 1:38 someone just walked right on by...LOL...
ldrumma2002 3 years ago
well he's shit at his job
Dend213west 3 years ago
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Stupid ass cracker don't know shit! And they wonder why black folks takin over everything. Dumb fucks!!
kendallj90 3 years ago
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Stupid ass cracker don't know shit! And they wonder why black folks takin over everything. Dumb fucks!!
kendallj90 3 years ago
That's painful to watch. lol
imatool2 3 years ago
lmao. sucks ta be him.
skyblue45678 3 years ago
LMAO...poor schmuck. Must have been a college station or something.
lexmitm3 3 years ago
BOOM GOES THE DYNAMITE!
miamad 3 years ago
how about the 'i'm so sorry' at 1:18?? funniest/worst moment in human history?
tyisking 3 years ago 2
dude says he shot a three when jkidd was clearly shooting a 2 pointer. i don't even think the guy knows sports
hitokiriheero 3 years ago
hito go easy on the guy, you say JKidd was cleary shooting a 2, when JKidd cleary WASN'T SHOOTING AT ALL. At least he kept rolling with it... or trying... "boom goes the dynamite", lol
LeonardoDaJuicy 3 years ago 2
and...... boom goes the dynatmite.
Sk8erkyle 3 years ago 3
lol wayne summers. love how he butchers the names. but you gotta feel sorry for this guy
"ohhh no" lol
CubsBears08 3 years ago
I don't find it funny. I feel so bad for him. This is like everyone's worst nightmare.
CharlesDrake 3 years ago
wow you suck, buddy.
ViableCalifornia 4 years ago
This is the only video that I laugh at everytime I watch... Probably because I'm going to be a broadcast journalism major. But seriously, this is sooooo funny
stressgrenade 4 years ago
god nothing can ever beat this lmao
Mojorizzon84 4 years ago
boom goes the dynamite!!!
otakunorth2 4 years ago 2
before the big pause you can hear him say
"its my first time" really quietly
aggyman111 4 years ago
oh my fucking god i feel so bad for this guy
i had to stop it when he strugeled so long because i was laughing so hard.
oh well it might be his first time?
he'll get better XD
fishydish6 4 years ago
This is literally the worst thing i have ever seen. God bless you and your family buddy... GOOD NIGHT!!!!
chuchboi41 4 years ago
1:20 "I'm so sorry"
pegjunk 4 years ago 2
This makes me hurt..... NOT!!!!! Oh my god this guy SUCKS!
MrDrum28 4 years ago
jesus christ dude i couldnt bear to watch him struggle any longer, shit was horrid.
djxplo3333 4 years ago
nice recovery with boom goes the dynamite
jsa4ever92 4 years ago
ha ha he looks like that dick offy friends
BAWJAYS79 4 years ago
Poor guy, it was probably his first time. He'll get better. Practice practice practice.
SforzandoFilms 4 years ago
POOR BASTERD, not as east as it looks.
ozmang 4 years ago
wow
ksk190 4 years ago
boom goes the dynamite!
bluwal11 4 years ago
hahaha at 2:11 if you listen super clase i think you can hear him say shit
yankeehater1013 4 years ago
i don't think he can read, lol
NHLO99 4 years ago
Did anyone catch at 1:18 he says I'm so sorry! hah
Josefrectum 4 years ago
Is this really Live? Why don't they just cut it, or take a commercial break.
ucatalg 4 years ago
Was this his first sportscast or something? One would wonder how he got the job in the first place.
notefromself 4 years ago
And everyone in the country is making fun of this! How humiliating! This isn't just a simple blooper. I wonder if he still has a job.
notefromself 4 years ago
It's all so uncomfortable, but the viewer realizes that he's not sitting there by himself -- two anchors are sitting right beside him. The male anchor THANKS him!
notefromself 4 years ago
Did anyone catch the bit at :21 where he says "oh no"? The little sighs are priceless as well. How this poor guy must have been tormented in high school.
Berus7 4 years ago
"'Boom!'goes the Dynamite!" Pure gold.
Berus7 4 years ago
look at his ears latr on in the vid
it's gets really red
Doooodeo 4 years ago
lmao
Berno64 4 years ago
thats the longest youtube fight ive ever seen lol
Berno64 4 years ago
i finally grew tired of it and blocked them all:)
i still think it is all the same person....creepy eepy eepy.
theslithering1 4 years ago
HAHAHAHAHAHA....poor guy.
BeNicePlz 4 years ago
What the hell does "boom goes the dynamite" mean?
alanalanmcc 4 years ago
lmao
verde08 4 years ago
omg lol fighting on youtube..u comnplete wanks
fra0006 4 years ago
And boom goes the dinomite...hahahahahahahaha
kaplanb2 4 years ago
Meredumais would like the slithering one to know that if he doesn't block cciemail as well, he is a complete idiot, and that she is removing whatever videos she favorited from him. She attempted to send a final message to cciemail, who sends her three or four harassing messages each week like clockwork. I work with her and have seen this unfold. The Slithering One, you picked a great name for yourself. And 'fuck you very much' is a reference to Eric Idle's song about censorship. Very fitting.
annabelwell 4 years ago
You are mistaken, dear. If you click on "View all xx comments" you'll see that Meredumais is the one replying 2 or 3 comments to cciemail's 1. I know you want to defend your friend, but before you jump to conclusions you should get your facts straight. I agree with you that cciemail should be blocked, as well as Meredumais, because it's a little too much from both.
tstroehmann 4 years ago
You can't even spell 'altavista bablefish.' BABELfish--like the movie. You probably don't get out, though.
Re-type what I wrote in French up there, and tell me that the same thing appears. It won't even be close. That's why I never allowed my students to use it. I'm sure you do, though - it's an easy way out, and a bad one at that. Are you even out of middle achool?
meredumais 4 years ago
You make all these juvenile comments, like "fuck you very much", and fill up this space with all these retarded comments that don't even apply, and then you think you can impress people by speaking a little French. He, he.
cciemail 4 years ago
Rewind this, you cretin. You picked the fight, and you wouldn't leave me alone despite my incessant pleas for you to DROP IT AND MOVE ON. GET A FUCKING LIFE. Maybe if you learned how to kiss (pathetic!), you'd be happier. But that's an image I really don't need right now...or ever. Yechhhhh!
meredumais 4 years ago
If you want to be left alone, why do you keep harassing me? Uh, duh.
Face it, you're a troll. You deserve to get kicked off here.
cciemail 4 years ago
Dufus, retarded, dweeb, retarded, etc. Can't you vary your vocabulary a bit? Jesus.
Besides, the fact that you think I'm a man after all of this unnecesary bullshit is hilarious. 'Mr. Dufus.' Classic. I've been a proud female all my life and have two beautiful, brilliant sons and a dedicated partner (male, for your twisted curiosity) who is gorgeous and incredibly successful. I would feel like a total failure to have a son like you. Your poor parents.
meredumais 4 years ago
Translation: "I married my cousin. He looks like the fat guy on 'Lost'. He has a successful aluminum recycling business ( i.e. picking cans out of dumpsters). Unfortunately he never touches me because he can't find my pussy under all these fat folds. So, I just troll the internet picking fights about such inane topics as dorky sportscasters. I had 2 sons (Buford and Billy Bob) by the time i was 16, and i hope to find the fathers the next time i'm on the Maury show."
cciemail 4 years ago
I just got two idiots like you kicked off YouTube for harassing an innocent person incessantly (not me), and I have no choice but to report you again (want me to forward you the confirmation?) I kept thinking you might get some friends or something and leave me alone. But when you start insulting my children -who, thank GOD, are nothing like you -I am pushed over the edge. Quel cretin ! Tu es VRAIMENT malade, et tu as besoin d'aide psychiatrique.
meredumais 4 years ago
If anyone's getting kicked off YouTube, it will be you. I was just making comments on the video, then YOU started harassing ME and other people on here. You filled up this space with all these juvenile attacks on me. And you made comments about me in the main thread (without replying directly to me), and you even replied to yourself several times. It's all in the history above. Anybody can see that if they click on "View all Comments". You think YouTube won't see that? Doh!
cciemail 4 years ago
My apologies to everyone but cciemail on the language. It refers to Eric Idle's song about FCC censorship. (Know who that is, cciemail?)
Check out CCiemail's personal channel. He's 106. I am in PAIN laughing! (Not.) It's obvious he bullies his way around YouTube; that's why I pulled out a can of Eric Idle whoop-ass on him. He won't last.
Thanks for posting ! This IS funny.
meredumais 4 years ago
all you did was try to defend the dweeb in this video and say some bullshit about me which is obviously not true. so, who exactly did you open the can of whoopass on? you don't have anything better to do than to fill up this space with your retarded comments which nobody cares about? You even reply to your own comments. what a pathetic loser.
cciemail 4 years ago
As I said, have nice life. I have far better things to do than to have exchanges with the likes of you. I dropped this subject a week ago and have NO interest whatever in revisiting it. You, on the other hand, see incapable of moving on and letting it go.
I'm done here, and your nastiness does nothing to me. Goodbye.
meredumais 4 years ago
oh, okay. it's like "sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me." he, he. good. i thought you were going to open another can of whoopass on me. :D
cciemail 4 years ago
I have no interest in any further exchanges with you. Again, have a nice life. This video is so completely insignificant in the overall context of the world that it's not even funny. Even though it iS funny.
meredumais 4 years ago
yeah, i know it's funny. that's what I was saying, dork.
cciemail 4 years ago
Funny it took you that long to figure it out. Harass me again and I will report you.
meredumais 4 years ago
that comeback doesn't even apply here, dufus. seriously, what is your problem? trying to start shit with people, filling up this space with all your retarded comments, most of which aren't even coherent, and even replying to yourself. you think anybody cares about what a dweeb like you has to say? Oh, you're going to report me? i'm shaking in my boots. :D
cciemail 4 years ago
I don't care if you shake or rot. You are obviously too immature to post a comment if it's not peppered with middle-school insults.I feel sorry for you. People are certainly reported and contacted to adjust their on-air attitudes. Most who like to 'fight' with people they don't know are woefully lacking in maturity and self-esteem.
Like the sportscaster, I pity you, and I have filed a complaint. Buh-bye.
meredumais 4 years ago
oh, ok, Mr. Maturity. you're filling up this space with all this juvenile shit, and now you think you're so mature. and you keep sending me all these childish messages that don't even apply. i just think it's funny. you're obviously retarded and in desparate need of a life. oh, and that complaint against me really worked. he, he.
cciemail 4 years ago
You may hear from someone, you may not. YouTube is overflowing with mentally challaenged people like yourself, so it takes them a long time to process complaints. The last I filed took six weeks from complaint until an issued warning. If they don't care about cretins like you, their days are numbered. Get a fucking life and get a hobby. Go play in traffic or something.
BTW, I graduated from a Top Ten university, where retards are not accepted. I've got the diploma to prove it. How about you?
meredumais 4 years ago
"I graduated from a Top Ten university, where retards are not accepted. I've got the diploma to prove it." Let me translate for you: "I went to Ball State (or some other shitty party school), where I majored in Keg Dispensing. My GPA was 1.3, which is also my IQ."
cciemail 4 years ago
Alors, tu m'as eu. J'ai ete eleve dans une ferme parmi des chevres, je travaille a Wal-Mart comme une personne qui acceuille les gens, et j'habite dans la rue.
Got that? There's my pathetic life story. NRun along, now, or I'll report you again.
Obviously, you have never looked at my profile, as I have no penis. Never have, never will. Who's the tard now? GO AWAY AND GET A LIFE !!!
meredumais 4 years ago
Translation: "I live on a farm, where i weigh more than the cows. I have almost mastered my use of altavista bablefish. Now are you impressed with me? I have no penis. And I never get any penis. When i've got no comeback, i make false reports to youtube where i hope someone will respond to my desperate pleas for attention."
cciemail 4 years ago
And you have no idea about my personal or professional lives, both full, but that you are accusing me of NOT having either sounds suspiciously like 'projection.' Know what that means? Definition, please, you pathetic piece of shit?
meredumais 4 years ago
"And you have no idea about my personal or professional lives, both full, but that you are accusing me of NOT having either sounds suspiciously like 'projection.' Know what that means?" Translation: "I have a fullfilling career at Wal-Mart as a greeter. I live in my mother's basement, where I have all the Star Wars memorabilia. The closest I ever came to pussy was a penis pump, which I also use for penis enlargement. I learn 3-syllable words to impress people. Is it working?"
cciemail 4 years ago
Translation for retards who only speak English: I was raised on a small sheep farm, now work as a Wal-Mart greeter, and I live on the street.
I wrote that part as a man.
I think you could read the rest. MAYBE. LET IT GO AND GET A FUCKING HOBBY.
meredumais 4 years ago
Translation: "Uh, duh. I'm smarter than you. duh, duh, duh. I'm actually female, but you wouldn't be able to tell by looking, cos I look like Jabba the Hut. I've got nothing better to do than to keep sending you these retarded messages. Do you have any good hobbies you could recommend?"
cciemail 4 years ago
I'm laughing so hard I can hardly type. MY neeed for attention? Let's compare chanels, shall we? You look really popular. I'm the one who keeps telling you to GO AWAY, but you are tHE THING THAT WOULDN'T LEAVE.
meredumais 4 years ago
You're the one that sens ME messages..I cringe when I see your name. When's the last time you saw me in your inbox out of the blue? I try to get you to leave me the FUCK alone. I am going to report you now, and never respond to another message. Go ahead and imagine me as fat, stupid, incestuous, and monolingual. I DON'T KNOW YOU OR CARE WHAT YOU THINK.
meredumais 4 years ago
You're an amazing psychic, cciemail. And an amazing fuckwit. I am a woman with two children, as I mentioned before. No pussy/small dick? Sorry you're having problems. Perhaps I should send you a video on what 'private parts' men and women have. Go to Negativland and see the vid 'A Special Opening,' It's clear that you need education, as evidenced by your 'How to Kiss' video. Comes naturally to most of us.
meredumais 4 years ago
Well, ciemail, I sure as fuck don't give a shit about your opinion, and see on your fine profile page that you have a long history of picking fights and being hated. Not gonna play with you,not interested, so fuck you very much.
BOOM goes the dynamite!
meredumais 4 years ago
THIS JUST IN: If you google 'Caffeine and Irony' and look up 'Boom Goes the Dynamite', you'll get a lot of views on this. There's a big communications program/major at Ball State (Letterman's alma mater); the guy must have been in it. It was his second time on-air, and he had only 2 hours to prepare. His blunders have made him known all over the world. Some of his acquaintances describe him as cocky. Who knows? At least it gives some different perspectives.
meredumais 4 years ago
Sorry..that was 'cciemail' for the jerkoff's name.
Fuck you very much!
meredumais 4 years ago
suckmyshite 4 years ago
Classy, suckmyshite!
meredumais 4 years ago
Damn! He caught me. I'm the guy in the video. And I obviously didn't find it funny, which is why I favorited it until cretins like that one started to crawl in out of the primordial slime.
Know what a cretin is? Look it up in the big, bad dictionary. Got one? You could use some serious grammar pointers, too.
Oh, and fuck you very much.
meredumais 4 years ago
This just makes me want to take him home, give him some milk and cookies and his blankie, and beg him to TAKE THE GUN OUT OF HIS MOUTH. No boom goes the dynamite, please !
Ah, the beauty of college-produced broadcasts.
meredumais 4 years ago
aww. this is like everyone's worst nightmare, their most embarrasing moment like posted EVERYWHERE on the internet. poor guy
JoanneUK18 4 years ago
why is he commentating on the pacers game? he's not a commentatororororororo
alai2334 4 years ago
Rebounded out the list? hahahahaha
DomesticsandFishing 4 years ago
what is this guy's problem? is he illiterate? is he not able to see the teleprompter? why is this so difficult for him?
cciemail 4 years ago
He's just a college kid in this video ! Everyone's confusing him with a paid sportscaster. Cut him some slack ! How many of us were in front of TV cameras at age 19 or 20?
I hope he can look back at this and laugh now, along with the rest of us (except for the sports-obsessed nitpickers).
meredumais 4 years ago
this is a real news broadcast, right? i don't think the news station would cut him some slack. i'm surprised they gave him the job in the first place (assuming he auditioned for it). i'm not trying to be mean or whatever, but this is way beyond bad.
cciemail 4 years ago
Again, this is the visual equivalent of COLLEGE RADIO. Does anyone remember listening to that? Well, this is COLLEGE NEWS. Ball State University's. Who knows what the whole story behind it is? My point is that WE should cut this poor kid some slack. He was not an ESPN commentator, for chrissakes, just a guy trying his best who fucked up. Who among us hasn't? Luckily, not so many have for ALL to see.
meredumais 4 years ago
no, this is not just some little fuckup. he can't even read the teleprompter. and there's all these really long pauses. then, "boom goes the dynamite!" it's funny. what's wrong with you? are you this guy in the video? if not, why are you trying to defend him so much? who the hell cares?
cciemail 4 years ago
Well, ciemail, I sure as fuck don't give a shit about your opinion, and see on your fine profile page that you have a long history of picking fights and being hated. Not gonna play with you,not interested, so fuck you very much.
BOOM goes the dynamite!
meredumais 4 years ago
well, fuck you too, bitch! i was just agreeing with the others. you're the troll here.
cciemail 4 years ago
Right back at you. Have a nice life.
meredumais 4 years ago
Good Lord guys. Don't you know that getting in an online argument is like being in the special olympics? Even if you win, you're still retarded.
brlord999 4 years ago
durr durr durrrrrr, i hope this didnt make the air
shitstains5000 5 years ago
"Passes it to the man"...just beautiful.
upnunder13 5 years ago
His voice was shaking. Wonder how long the poor bastard lasted on the job?
BTW...Who is Andrew Bo-Got? LOL
liffick 5 years ago
LOL Wayne Summers and Hagem Warrick! And boom goes the dynamite! LOL Classic
Crookz 5 years ago
boom goes the dynamite..hilarious! I found this hard to watch without cringing the entire time.
jennieredd 5 years ago
poor kid.
iPodiToons 5 years ago
Be cool, stay in school
TMHF 5 years ago
so fake.
beenaabuttt 5 years ago
what?
strayfox09 5 years ago
Did he just say Wayne SIMMONS?
skidawg22 5 years ago
no, he said Wayne Summers. LOL!!!
whutdahell 5 years ago
classic!
caltitan05 5 years ago
Boom goes the dynamite is right!
TXNews 5 years ago