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  • lol i fall into ALOT of these stereo types but DANA DIES??? thx for ruining it! lol

  • Oh my gosh you're so funny! I love this video, it's so true! haha and I'm gay, so I would know

  • this is funny =)

  • Wow like crimsonjett said I also fall into A LOT of these catagories! lol

  • ridiculous

  • My girlfriend and I find this so funny.

  • DANA DIED?!

  • You first have to get your "LICKER LICENSE"!!!!

  • ahahaha.

    not funny. -.-

    whatever.

  • Funny stereotypes but obviously every lesbian is different and not always exclusive snobs. And don't need to meet any of these requirements in fact.

  • LOOOOOOOL XD I love ur sarcasm! its soooo true! ppl usually think that kind of crap about lesbians!

  • Is this is the admissions requirement for Sarah Lawrence College? I kid, I kid. Good video, I totally got the joke.

  • its not a big deal i lauf at stereoypes all the time,i fit in no stereotype so i found them funny.Again i agree you make it for fan believe me if i had no sense of humour i would rather be straight,like girls require lot of sarcasm

  • Ha I unintentionally fall into alot of these stereotypes! Although basing someone's sexual preference on their style is moronic, why would people use this as an indicator of someone's sexuality, of all the stereotypes this is perhaps the dumbest one to follow, some are silly, others kinda true and the music one if you like those artists there is something wrong with you and this is coming from a card carrying lesbo lol! Ooh no make-up stereotype should be in the list, that's another dumb one :)

  • do you know how many straight girls where converse lol

  • @rymary things like this do not you make as a joke,as a lesbian since i was native of the age of 8 year,i feel this is not good for a joke,more than 30year i became a lesbian,it's real not for fun, i feel being a lesbian is not true joke.this is not for fun,and this is not funny,to teach person to be a lesbian.

  • @villasan2010 In no way, whatsoever, do I think being a lesbian is a joke. I'm sorry that that's what you got out of this video. I also don't think anyone can be taught to be a lesbian. This video was purely a satire on the American views of what it means to be a lesbian. I do not think that this list makes anyone a lesbian. I, myself, am a lesbian. I'm sorry if I offended you in anyway, but I promise that I wasn't laughing at lesbians. I was laughing at ridiculous stereotypes.

  • @ryamary

    I understand the humor in the satire. Sad how so few people really get that it's the stereotype that's being ridiculed. Oh well...

  • This Isn't Funny At All, It's Just Fuckin Ignorant.

  • @pepsican30001 You should learn to laugh at life a little bit more. This was a satire--a play on society's view of lesbians. As a feminine lesbian, I have to say it's pretty damn funny to be told that you couldn't possibly be a lesbian because you don't fit one of these criterion. Loosen up a bit. PS - Did you capitalize each letter for emphasis?

  • lesbian world is not for experimental material or simply create an outled only,and not many people like to be a lesbian,but lesbian coming from our own personality ,that exist since we're born,if we 're just try it the name of lust.

  • @villasan2010 What? 

  • FUCK WHAT U JUST SAID

  • @1276321 Did you leave your sense of humor somewhere?

  • So, you're saying that you didn't get the joke? That's fine with me. Not everyone can laugh at themselves or can laugh at stereotypes. We all find humor in various things. However, as a feminine lesbian, I think this is hysterical.

  • this is really stupid + most of those stupid rules describe a guy =))

  • @RSVDCN You clearly didn't get it. Which, is fine, you don't have to. I'm assuming that you're not a feminine lesbian.

  • @ryamary who said im a girl? ...i may not get it , i only watched a little of it. Anyway this sounds stupid and many of the rules do describe a guy :P ....."know how to do guys stuff....dress like a guy ,etc"

  • @RSVDCN That's exactly my point! There are stereotypes out there that are placed upon ALL lesbians and much of the heterosexual community feels that if you don't fit into their preconceived notion of the lesbian mold, that you must not be a lesbian. I have to note though, that I'm kind of offended that you think there are "guy" things and "girl" things. I can change a tire faster than any guy I know and I can do it in heels.

  • haha gurl you talkin bout my emo swish cut! xD and i loooove love love converse those are my shoes and toms :P i have 2 piercings and im the president . boxers are comfy :D ... tegan&sara <3 and im pretty beast at video games! love the l word huge crush on marina! btw im not the president applications are now being taken

  • @Ajayvortexx Hey now, it's not my fault you have weird hair. :) Marina was so fucking hot. Too bad she had a little bit of crazy in her. But, I suppose all of the characters had their own dose of insanity. I'm not going to lie, though, Bette and her power suits really got me goin'. Haha

  • @ryamary fur shure :D and my hair isnt wierd it gets me girls hahaha

  • i looove this video. lmao so hard!! but... i hope people dont take this stuff seriously...

  • @SymmliezProductions People are ridiculously irritated by this video, which goes to show that the lesbian community is waaaaay too up tight. We really need to learn to laugh more.

  • wtf, its impossible to have only lesbians friends xD I do know a lot of lesbos but their not my friends... im more around bi's :o ...the'res 7% of girls who call themselves bis (a lot of closet case who think its normal for hetero's to have a crush on girls once in a while.) 3% who are lesbiens

  • @tenedria I have roughly 3 lesbian friends and the rest are straight. I should be kicked off of team Lesbo.

  • anyone who likes this is an official retard

  • @nobe05 Try and be a little PC, please.

  • @ryamary why? I'd rather be a big Mac...

  • @dosequis311 Haha, okay, well, that was funny.

  • This video really IS ridiculous.

  • @nobe05 I completely agree with you.

  • @ryamary  why did you make it then?

  • @nobe05 Because it tickled me at the time. What I find more ridiculous are the people who take offense to what has clearly been marked a joke.

  • lolz aw man i feel like a stereotype now i literally wear nothing but basketball shorts fix stuff wear a short layered crew cut and the majority of my friends are gay or bi i plan to get more piercings and don't eat red meat and i love cats and i play basketball and run track and i'm obsessed with with first person shooter games and mortal combat ha ha

  • @ihavenoname225 I kind of love that you're a stereotype.  it makes me smile.

  • @ryamary lolz :) i'm glad i could make you smile

    Ps. love the vid

  • @ryamary fuck you

  • @ryamary what the fuck is wrong with you?

  • @nobe05 Lots of things. But, I'm a strong enough person to know that society views lesbians in a particular way. I decided to make a video showcasing that ignorance. Your frustration with the video clearly indicates that these stereotypes bother you. If that's the case, change the stereotype instead of name calling and dropping the "F" bomb on my video. Thanks.

  • ok...not just because the video says so ( and the videos halarious by the wayXDD) but i LOVE ani!!!

  • @toolfangirl She is amazing!

  • @ryamary that is very true! :D

  • I'd like to apply.

  • @TheElephantTears Make a video response!

  • You must have a minimum of 1 cat *haha*

  • @keepruvthknight :) You know how we love our cats. 

  • Its really too bad that you have to explain that it is satire...

  • @keepruvthknight Right?! Lesbians need to learn to laugh at themselves!

  • who didn't bawl when Dana died...?

    i know i did

  • @fishdishification My girlfriend didn't.  She's heartless!

  • I love this video!!!!!

  • @tofly2011 This video (and its maker) loves you!

  • @ryamary aww thanks thanks ;)

  • Hahaha "shoes are not a requirement" haha your funny lol :)

  • @tofly2011 Who needs shoes?

  • @ryamary lol yea.. I don't jk.. 

  • needs to learn how to change the tire

    bad ass im that vegan lez with short hair

  • @SkyelarPuberty If you can be a vegan, you can change a tire. I feel like veganism is super hard.

  • needs to learn how to change the tire

  • one of my teachers is a lesbian

  • @nobe05 Tell her "hi" for me.  We clearly all know each other.

  • Omg, she needs to loose weight and second be in a diet plan....being a lesbo is the least of your concern....

  • @Baldoxxx4000 And this comes from a guy with no pic in his profile, and geeky flash and lame game vids on his channel! Atleast she has the balls (metaphorically speaking) to come online and show herself............

    Maybe u need to stop trolling and actually do something to make ppl come to ur channel rather than this bs! :)

  • @Baldoxxx4000 Thanks for the advice. Now, get a life.

  • @Baldoxxx4000 PS - Why do you say "she" as if I didn't actually read the comments. Clearly, I respond to EVERY comment on this. You could be ballsy enough to say "you." Shit, I'll say it, "You need to lose weight." Whew. That was hard.

  • @ryamary Lmao....... This is funny! Im lesbian and I have been bullied by ignorant people........ Its sad how some pple @ my job come up to me and ask me if I believe in god... And then they start trying to convince me to change.... they tell me to try with men and make god happy....... and it hurts me cause its not a choice! I love myself as I am.... And if it was a choice I would still be a lesbian.... Pple just need to grow up.........

  • This is funny...i love tegan and sara....XD

  • haha you got to love the L word..! hehe

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  • @robert06081 Believe in Jesus all you want. But don't bring your hate into the lives of children.  Keep it to yourself.

  • @robert06081 1) Excuse me? 2) You've got to be kidding me, right? 3) Hate speech is not tolerated on my page. Do it again, I'll report you to YouTube and have your channel removed. You are the reason children are hurting themselves and I will NOT let anyone hurt the people that watch my videos. Try a littler tolerance and understand. Try compassion. Oh, and why don't you try finding peace within yourself. If you were peaceful, you wouldn't wish harm on anyone else.

  • It's called Andrea Dworkin. And also 2D:4D ratio

  • @faro0485 What?

    

  • @ryamary I'll send you some science. 

  • @faro0485 Science? That's one gift I've never been given before. 

  • Lol, I was about to say.... "WHAT!!!" Omg, I had a serious airhead moment with this video. To funny. :)

  • @vannacabanna I'm glad you found humor in it! :)

  • @ryamary this is the most fucking retarded thing I have ever seen in my life.

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  • @robert06081 So, would my children be little vibrators with good hair? 

  • @robert06081 PS - Does God like that you spread hate? I'm sure it's his favorite, right? I'm sure God loves when His people go out into the world and wish harm on others.

  • I loved this I laughed so hard. its funny when you fit some then others your nothing like.

  • @chrissy65661 I bet you have a great laugh. :)

  • There are different types and kinds of dykes, there's the regular lesbian and there's the bisexual woman. Even if the woman is bisexual it does not change the fact that her sexual attraction to and romantic involvement with women is still considered as lesbianism.

  • @knightsofstjoan2004 The recipe for a bisexual goes as follows: One part heterosexual, one part homosexual. Mix and enjoy.

  • @ryamary I know I felt like I was the only 1 too.

  • @taytayswiftfan11 Oh, I wish you would have called me a bastard. That's one thing I've never been called before.

  • I love this vid. I'm a lesbian with a sense of humor and it's funny b

  • @h2ogurl1234 Oh good, I'm not the only lesbian with a sense of humor. Whew. I was really getting worried for a while. Dykes are so serious these days!

  • @h2ogurl1234 agree!  This is soooo funny!

  • Hilaarrious!!!!!!!!

  • @KennedyRocker Thank you! :)

  • lol the sport thing was funny that one is almost truth, for real it seems like every lesbian plays sports especially if they r manly !

  • @wiggie666 Well, softball is kind of fun...

  • i dont understand y ppl would connect sexual orientation to clothing its very stupid.

  • @wiggie666 Preach! 

  • HOW TO BE A LESBIAN? :S

    I thought we were all going with the myth that "homosexuals are born this way"!

    Lol!!!!!

  • @N3crosis That's generally my take on it. 

  • @ryamary Ur replyin to every comment on ur vdo! :O Their are like 59k views. Damn woman, go out and have fun! Coughgetalifecough.......... :P

  • @N3crosis Luckily, I'm quick witted and a fast typer so replying to comments isn't very time consuming. Thank you for the concern on my life and the productivity of it all.

  • @ryamary Oh dont worry bout it.......it wasnt really concern! More like boredom mixed with a need to be a smart ass! :P ill shut up now!

  • @N3crosis The desire to be a smart ass is probably the #1 reason I have a YouTube channel.

  • @ryamary ohhhh I always wanted to ask, do lesbians do weed etc? :D

    Are lesbians split into.....manly, flowery-polka dot wearing feminine or the slightly dorky nerdy girls? And I mean proper lesbians, not Bi.

    Also, are lesbians uncomfortable with straight men? And get along a lot with gay guys?

    U shud write a book :P

  • @N3crosis One of these days, I'm going to make an entire video in response to this comment. You should feel super special, that never happens.

  • @ryamary Im talented :P

  • lol! :D

  • fck u you fckin lesbo get a life

  • @soapt141 Learn to spell and come back and revisit this comment. Maybe then, I'll be offended and care. But, until you can insult me with grammar that exceeds my own, I'll just smile at you.

  • @soapt141 You're an idiot. This video was hilarious.

  • @CEWTOS Marry me?

  • lol stupid stereotypes....i cant do none of this shit!!!

  • @blondewannabe1 I can't either. Especially cutting my hair. That's just never going to happen.

  • u re so funny.....hahaha

  • @grovvybebby Well, thank you. :)

  • LOL.....I can't stop laughing. Thanks for the vid...Hope the stereotypes will hide in a cave from now.

  • @tigger7740 That would be nice. I'm tired of being told that I can't possibly be a lesbian because I have long hair and dress like a girl.

  • hey i meat some o f the qualifications

  • @henshinman I hope "meat" was a typo and not some yucky innuendo.

  • @ryamary no just a typo

  • Lesbians rule! Men and women drool!

  • @DJacqu8351 I only drool when I'm sick and sleeping. :)

  • @ryamary cute!

  • @DJacqu8351 Did you see the trailer for my film? Two women who fall in love in love in the middle of nowhere. A sweet, sexy, romantic full length comedy born from a lot of people's blood, sweat, and tears. What have you done on this scale to promote tolerance? You've just been schooled, baby! Rock on!

  • @DJacqu8351 You replied to yourself? 

  • converse, piercing, environmentalist.... kinda...., kitties!!!!!! (b4 it moved to my dads -.-), melissa ethridge for music

    im a lesbian, and those are the only ones that are true for me...... XD

  • @ej112796 I really appreciate that you're not a basketball shorts doting lesbian. Seriously, I've dated far too many girls who think that that's okay. Basketball shorts are for sleeping or playing basketball, nothing else.

  • @ryamary lol i agree with you. i nvr wear basketball XD not even around the house! lol

  • check check check....add a steak in there...and we're all good...I'll be the perfect lesbian...except I don't drive a jeep...and I love steak...hope you'll still accept me...(crosses fingers)...

    no but seriously...hilarious.

  • @commissionedsk Blasphemy! To men you go! :)

  • if you read about the video underneath, it says she's a lesbian making a video about all the stereotypes they're given. COMEDY NOT FACT:}. i liked it.

  • @adelaidehughes Literacy is hot. Marry me?  :)

  • As long as you're female and you can suck a mean pussy, you're a bona fide, real mccoy, strait up, DYKE......Fuck all that!

  • @Angel19403 well that was gross thanks for the image

  • @uluvus1 You're welcome!

  • @Angel19403 lol

  • @uluvus1 Yup. The more, the merrier!!

  • @Angel19403 lol naw the more femmes the merri.....dykes not so much 

  • @uluvus1 Sounds great!! More for me to spank!!

  • @Angel19403 haha nice thanks for that image too

  • @uluvus1 I always aim to please darling!

  • @Angel19403 you are doing a good job

  • @uluvus1 Yup. It's my torture chamber I'm cleaning now. I love to keep it smelling sweet!

  • @Angel19403 I'm not sure if I should be turned on or scared

  • @uluvus1 Oh that's easy...be both!

  • @Angel19403 lol right will do

  • @uluvus1 Enjoy!! xx

  • @uluvus1 I saw you should be scared.  I am.

  • @ryamary lol I am just a little ;p

  • @Angel19403 Well you two are having quite the conversation, aren't you?  :)

  • @Angel19403 I love the word dyke. Not gonna lie.

  • She's obviously making fun of lesbian stereotypes..which I don't know whether or not to be insulted... Even if I do fit into many of the categories. Although, I love that she mentioned Tegan and Sara:)

  • @hidenbelowthesurface Don't be insulted. It's funny. I promise. Granted, the delivery could have been better, but I had just gone through a break up at that time so the delivery was the best that it could have been.

  • i know alot of femine lesbians..

  • @SuperStar12340 Blasphemy! 

  • @SuperStar12340 mmmm femmes! are sooo yummy, studs and dykes....not so much jk I love all girls yo ;) hint hint lol

  • "how to be a lesbian?" am i the only that sees how fake this is...

  • @Germish25 Can you read? I'm kind of convinced you can't.