This was my flippin' life when I was a barista at Starbucks! If I had to hear about that damn duty roster one more time from my assistant manager I swear I was going to shove it up her butt! And the voices of some of my co-workers were just as annoying as that drive thru woman! Do I miss it? Never!!!
I don't work at starbucks and to be honest I never thought about how much work went into a drink. To all the baristas(male and female) we appreciate what you do and I heard about the recent case about your managers taking your tips. Completely unfair, any way us as customers can show our appreciation, help you attain a bonus, whatever it takes to help make things even a little better?
hah yes i know. if i hear "good mooorrnin' thank you for choosing starbucks what can i get started for yaaa???" one more time im gunna punch someone in the throat. and dont even get me started on the coffee timers, but its gunna get worse cos starting today we have to brew the Pikes Place blend every 30 minutes now.. idk if all the stores are the same. but yeah.. its about to get a lot more stressfull lol
OMG. . .funniest thing ever. I hear the drive-thru indicator in my sleep, along with the timers and that god-awful noise the safe makes. Our DM is bat-shit crazy and decides to visit our store daily, causing unnecessary hell. It's kinda nice to know that there are other baristas who understand the pain of wearing the green/black apron.
UGHHH I HATE THE SAFE NOISE!!!! I dont know how many times i've said "Ok, its quiet, i'll count in now" and then bam i get slammed and have to jump on til/bar/float/dto and have 10 mins of BEEEEPP.......BEEEEEPPP.......BEEEEEEP.
But today my store got a new safe :) and it makes a very quiet, subtle beep
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"making coffee" at starbucks is not been a Barista you stupid fucks.... pressing buttons is not a knowledge god damn all the stupid mother fu**rs that are full of shit and all the corporate lyres
i never said anything about the origins of starbuks I'm glad that it exists but I'm completely against the corporate road that the company has taken ... which is the only reason why i say that pressing a button for a double instead of getting some nicely ground espresso beans into a port-filter and tamp it ..etc is bullshit ...
my store is crap compared to yours. My manager is quitting because he and his district manager hate each other... our best SSQ is quitting because our manager is bullying her, our other SSQ is leaving because she's pregnant. We had 3 baristas, but one of them hasn't showed up for three days now...
could not take it any more 60% of the people are just too rood, had a huge fight with a customer
@ 5:30am result was smashing my head set and the PC monitor Damn i can not forget that day i just could not hold it together or take it from people...
AAAGGGHHH!!!!!....TIMERS!!!!! I swear there all set to go off at the same time!!!!.....yeah i know how she feels about the duty roster thing!!!....BUT I LUV MY 7962 BARISTAS!!!
Oh man, drive-through. *whimpers* And the beeping timers, love it when the safe goes off at the same time. And one of our bars does that fill hopper thing too....hey wait, this IS my store! Ahhhhh!!
okay so... i could really relate to the espresso machine to the copier comparison. why the hell does it only internal rinse when you need to steam something?? and adjusting the grind?-fudge it
Omg... this was absolutely AMAZING! It's amusing how many "Office Space" allusions you can squeeze in and still make LOTS 'o sense in Barista-land. Love it. :D
omg i love it. It's so true... because most of the time it never truly is as bad as we expect it to be.... and then you suddenly get a considerate card. i need more mug awards... :-(
SHE PUT THE DIRTY WISK ON THE COUNTER!!! AH! ha ha. I love the two guys on bar and that girl. I had like 10 peole at my store get written up for not signing off on the duty roster.
the starbucks drive-thru i work at is nothing like that. the layout of our store is completely effed up. we don't have frappucino and CBB dispensers...if we had this stuff it'd be so much easier to work.
see i too work for a starbucks drive-through....i know its from office space one of my favorite movies...but it's not really like taht....make it like it is.... u got he stiring finger part right... what about the spit, the decaf button... and just talking shit about the customers and co-workers,,, making fun of people
omg perfect! 2 of my fav things combined into 1 vid. office space is so easily translated to starbucks because of the repetition it entails.
paddedpencil 1 year ago
P.B.T.C. (push button to coffee) doesn't exactly equate to being a barista.
TheLeftHand77 2 years ago
hahaha!
betyy84 2 years ago
haha, i guess ill just stir this with my finger.
ASlientSong 3 years ago
This was my flippin' life when I was a barista at Starbucks! If I had to hear about that damn duty roster one more time from my assistant manager I swear I was going to shove it up her butt! And the voices of some of my co-workers were just as annoying as that drive thru woman! Do I miss it? Never!!!
Novatogal 3 years ago
I don't work at starbucks and to be honest I never thought about how much work went into a drink. To all the baristas(male and female) we appreciate what you do and I heard about the recent case about your managers taking your tips. Completely unfair, any way us as customers can show our appreciation, help you attain a bonus, whatever it takes to help make things even a little better?
alexgs43 3 years ago 4
hah yes i know. if i hear "good mooorrnin' thank you for choosing starbucks what can i get started for yaaa???" one more time im gunna punch someone in the throat. and dont even get me started on the coffee timers, but its gunna get worse cos starting today we have to brew the Pikes Place blend every 30 minutes now.. idk if all the stores are the same. but yeah.. its about to get a lot more stressfull lol
jsm104 3 years ago
haha that was pretty funny. i never thought being a barista was so stressful, until i started working at starbucks lol
great vid! lol
bigashera 3 years ago 3
OMG. . .funniest thing ever. I hear the drive-thru indicator in my sleep, along with the timers and that god-awful noise the safe makes. Our DM is bat-shit crazy and decides to visit our store daily, causing unnecessary hell. It's kinda nice to know that there are other baristas who understand the pain of wearing the green/black apron.
datruth9768 3 years ago 3
UGHHH I HATE THE SAFE NOISE!!!! I dont know how many times i've said "Ok, its quiet, i'll count in now" and then bam i get slammed and have to jump on til/bar/float/dto and have 10 mins of BEEEEPP.......BEEEEEPPP.......BEEEEEEP.
But today my store got a new safe :) and it makes a very quiet, subtle beep
couchpotatoinc 2 years ago
lmao hahahahahhahahahahahahahahaha i soooo feel this
toxicboi2004 4 years ago
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"kiss the mondays" pls shut her up.
starbucks baristas know nothing about quality coffee. they suck. pushing buttons doesn't make u a barista.
mavinjai 4 years ago
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"making coffee" at starbucks is not been a Barista you stupid fucks.... pressing buttons is not a knowledge god damn all the stupid mother fu**rs that are full of shit and all the corporate lyres
astronush 4 years ago
youre a stupid fuck who doesnt know how to spell or write complete sentences! :)
Jamesping1 3 years ago 5
'"making coffee" at starbucks is not been a Barista'
Starbucks popularized that term, you ass. Do you get all your opinions from Hot Topic t-shirts?
pancricket 3 years ago
i never said anything about the origins of starbuks I'm glad that it exists but I'm completely against the corporate road that the company has taken ... which is the only reason why i say that pressing a button for a double instead of getting some nicely ground espresso beans into a port-filter and tamp it ..etc is bullshit ...
what's hot topic ?
astronush 3 years ago
i agree.......i dont care what they tell us about a 'self-calibrating machine' that pours perfect espresso....i human does it better
couchpotatoinc 2 years ago
lol, those darn timers! That was great. Love it!
sg15z 4 years ago
those goddamn timers...great video :)
goose86 4 years ago
um, it's definitely much worse than that video portrayal.
cbalbarin 4 years ago
I think the most realistic part of this video was the CBB induced "dream" part. Freakin hoppers. And I like the twister mat.
Penguinator27 4 years ago
my store is crap compared to yours. My manager is quitting because he and his district manager hate each other... our best SSQ is quitting because our manager is bullying her, our other SSQ is leaving because she's pregnant. We had 3 baristas, but one of them hasn't showed up for three days now...
Duck117 4 years ago
i hear the timers in my sleep sometimes
fromageball 4 years ago 2
awesome video..
emclark7 4 years ago
im not sure if reality or the imagination part of this video is or sad.... considerate card?
jmhunter83 4 years ago
Fucking hoppers
somepunk 4 years ago
what does she make in the begining?
churrobilly 4 years ago
DCCF
somepunk 4 years ago
whats that?
churrobilly 4 years ago
I worked in STARBUCKS for about 8 months but
could not take it any more 60% of the people are just too rood, had a huge fight with a customer
@ 5:30am result was smashing my head set and the PC monitor Damn i can not forget that day i just could not hold it together or take it from people...
GIGAMSX1974 4 years ago
timers! agh! i hate those things. ESPECIALLY THE LOBBY SWEEP!!! goes off right when you get an order of like 5 Venti VBF's.... gotta love *bux
BBoyFunky 4 years ago
lord, isn't it the truth though? the timers...oh god, the timers.
glassysurface 4 years ago
AAAGGGHHH!!!!!....TIMERS!!!!! I swear there all set to go off at the same time!!!!.....yeah i know how she feels about the duty roster thing!!!....BUT I LUV MY 7962 BARISTAS!!!
jewels728 4 years ago
Oh man, drive-through. *whimpers* And the beeping timers, love it when the safe goes off at the same time. And one of our bars does that fill hopper thing too....hey wait, this IS my store! Ahhhhh!!
Elektonisch 4 years ago
this makes me happy my store doesn't have a drive-thru!
jmalc04 4 years ago
okay so... i could really relate to the espresso machine to the copier comparison. why the hell does it only internal rinse when you need to steam something?? and adjusting the grind?-fudge it
rockstar74 4 years ago
Omg... this was absolutely AMAZING! It's amusing how many "Office Space" allusions you can squeeze in and still make LOTS 'o sense in Barista-land. Love it. :D
*beep beep beep-beep!* *beep beep beep-beep!*
mrjoanofarc 4 years ago
wow! i wish i could do that at my store. but my store manager isn't that open minded about doing cool things like this..
~lor ♥
TechnoBoi11 4 years ago
That was awesome!
lmg0910 4 years ago
Michael Bolton...lol. This video was funny. I'm so glad my work is not like that. :)
sarahziegler 4 years ago
I sign the damn duty roster first thing, even if I don't do the stuff on it.
thepig333 4 years ago
omg i love it. It's so true... because most of the time it never truly is as bad as we expect it to be.... and then you suddenly get a considerate card. i need more mug awards... :-(
isiren43 4 years ago
oh my goodness, I love how this video sums up my life at starbucks. even the timers!!
indiecrayfish 4 years ago
LMAO! Probably the funniest thing I've seen, good job
Albsoco 4 years ago
haha i hate cbb i just spilled it all over myself today at work cause those lids are wack =(
zeah 4 years ago
This is awesome!
wallflower41 4 years ago
I totally agree! The "stir the drink with my finger" bit was a youtube CLASSIC!
ohioscififan 4 years ago
funny....
i didnt get alot of it though...
whats a duty roster?
and what the hell is that stuff the girl is whisking??
davidisahotty 4 years ago
The girl is whisking whipped creme.
xPrincess515x 4 years ago
it's not actually whipped creme... it's what they make creme frappuccinos from... basically, a Milk and powder mix
shanker2k 4 years ago
SHE PUT THE DIRTY WISK ON THE COUNTER!!! AH! ha ha. I love the two guys on bar and that girl. I had like 10 peole at my store get written up for not signing off on the duty roster.
Furcifur 5 years ago
Fantastic!!! I think eveyone's job has a lil' office space-type semantics involved.
Dfins79 5 years ago
the starbucks drive-thru i work at is nothing like that. the layout of our store is completely effed up. we don't have frappucino and CBB dispensers...if we had this stuff it'd be so much easier to work.
zmaui 5 years ago
see i too work for a starbucks drive-through....i know its from office space one of my favorite movies...but it's not really like taht....make it like it is.... u got he stiring finger part right... what about the spit, the decaf button... and just talking shit about the customers and co-workers,,, making fun of people
knevvus3r 5 years ago
haha..fo sho....most def talking shit bout them rude ass customers!
jewels728 4 years ago
"I guess I'll just stir the drink with my finger."
CLASSIC!!!
turtlewings 5 years ago